A Senior Stops Chuck

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A story about a woman who stabbed someone over a parking space reminds Chuck of an interaction he had with an old guy in a parking lot.

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00:00some people take their parking spaces seriously just ask 21 year old jessica greenbaum

00:13but ask her nicely because she appears to have some serious anger issues okay according to the

00:18san francisco police department greenbaum stabbed another woman who was sitting in her car when an

00:24argument over that parking space ensued she had a knife on her and she stabbed that other woman

00:31yeah well i almost hit an old guy with my car on purpose on purpose yeah the other day i was taking

00:38um i was taking roland a target he had some gift cards from his birthday and he wanted to get this

00:44video game so we went to one target of course they didn't have it there so then i had to drive all the

00:49way down to this other target so i get there i'm pretty salty at this point and uh the way targets

00:59set up when you get before the doors they have like a stop sign a big giant stop sign so that you stop

01:04and people walk okay and so i'm pulling up giant stop sign i started hitting my brakes this old man

01:13starts walking in front of me and gives me the stop hand oh and i was like oh like i wasn't gonna

01:22stop she didn't know he was they were doing that to chuck the freak i wasn't gonna stop old guy

01:29so i get fired up

01:32and i'm yelling at him you yelled at the old guy i'm on a target no i i was like oh i got it yeah no i

01:40stopped i saw the gigantic it's eight by eight stop sign right there i i saw it and roland is in

01:47there he's a gag i was dumb like yeah he was you're learning a thing or two today how old was he i'm

01:55guessing 65 66 you gotta give the old people a pass no no no i didn't verbally say all i said it was

02:01i was like oh yeah the big stop sign yeah i saw it thanks for the big heads up thanks for the hand

02:08yeah see you inside

02:09did you see him inside no i never did i never did he was probably you know in the back somewhere i was

02:19going to electronics so chuck and a senior altercation at target stop

02:24maybe he's encountered people that have almost knocked him down before right he's a little uh

02:37if i would understand that if if my jeep wasn't crawling like to you know what i mean like already

02:43to a stop if i was like like slamming on the brakes and coming to a i would understand it yeah

02:49you know but to him i guess i was a speed demon barreling down on him huh by the time i'm 65

02:56and i see a jeep barreling down on me i'm just gonna close my eyes and take it

03:01and take it like ben kenobi actually

03:05i don't know what he wanted to live so bad for actually it'll be the opposite you'll be like hit

03:15me hit me come on keep going oh you stopped you pansy i'm surprised he's not doing that at

03:22targets right now i know he's running out in front of you i just i just brought every time i cross the

03:27street i close my eyes nothing's happened yet oh god there goes chuck again yeah

03:40yeah you gotta give a senior a benefit of a doubt he's he could have been through a lot of stuff

03:48dude well that's fine he may have been run over i hope he was traumatic stress i hope that's the

03:54reason why i got the hand you know he was very violent with his stop so it wasn't like he was

04:01nervous like oh like that no no no it was like he was like a safety patrol like uh he was like

04:07stop your car like moses you know like carting the sea that's what he looked like to me i'm like

04:13and you took offense to that well because i was like going about a one mile an hour when i got the

04:22stop like i was clearly stopped yeah it felt like you were getting scolded basically and

04:30there's no reason for it exactly he didn't see you before he did he put that hand up and then he saw

04:35those eyes yeah exactly he didn't realize and that's probably why i didn't see him inside he was

04:40like run martha psychopath is on my heels and i was i was and i was upset we've all been on the

04:50receiving end of those crazy i was at some point i was fiery that guy was hiding yeah because you

04:56it's like a dead stare like an evil but i was i was vocally doing stuff at the same time as given

05:04in the eyes you know like thank you for the stops i saw it good job you should do that for everyone

05:15see that big sign not big enough barely saw it it's probably the fastest that guy's walked

05:24in yours i guarantee it put a little pep in his step he's probably hiding in the bathroom exactly

05:31quick get in the family rest room

05:35it's their survival bunker the target family rest room they're probably still there

05:42oh

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