B&S Season 1 Episode 6

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00:00Previously, my brothers and sisters.

00:02I'm Amber. I'm your new intern.

00:04We slept with her.

00:06The $12 million to put back in the fund by the end of the year.

00:08Where are we going to find $12 million?

00:11We find out where Dad put it.

00:12Somebody has to know where that money is.

00:14I can't refer you to a forensic accountant.

00:16If you want to leave, Nora.

00:17Why?

00:18Just because my brother is over there with the woman who was sleeping with my husband.

00:21For a long time, I didn't know about you and William.

00:24So many secrets he only shared with you.

00:26Hey, boss.

00:27We used to know each other.

00:28San Marino High.

00:30I like you.

00:30And I feel completely and totally out of my league.

00:34And the hardest thing is knowing when to give up.

00:37Jonathan?

00:38He's gone.

00:53It's tantric.

00:54It's exactly like...

00:56It is yoga.

00:57Please, don't talk.

01:00Don't move.

01:00If you move, something really bad could happen.

01:03Like what?

01:03Don't talk.

01:05Just hold it.

01:06Oh, my God.

01:07I'm going to pull a hamstring.

01:08This is the most uncomfortable position ever.

01:11I promised one of my TTC friends I'd try it.

01:13You have to move.

01:15You have to move.

01:17You have to move.

01:19Okay.

01:20Oh, Julia, there's got to be an easier way to make a baby.

01:26God.

01:26What's TTC anyway?

01:27What's TTC anyway?

01:29Trying to conceive.

01:31It's online.

01:32And this is what you've talked about in your chat rooms?

01:34With strangers?

01:35Do I need to put a block on the computer?

01:38I'm ready for round two.

01:40Actually, no.

01:42We don't have any time.

01:43We've got to go.

01:44We've got to get over to Sarah.

01:45Uh-uh.

01:46You're not going anywhere.

01:48Dude, thanks for coming.

01:54Sorry.

01:54Sorry we're late, everyone.

01:55Okay, come on.

01:56We don't have much time to take control of the situation, and we have to stick together.

02:00That's the most important thing.

02:02We should go on a road trip and, like, vanish into the desert.

02:04Yeah, for a year, which is how long it'll take for Mom to stop being mad at us.

02:08No, we have to stop this now, or it will go on for the rest of our lives.

02:11What is the big deal?

02:12This is a benefit for the Pasadena Children's Hospital, for God's sake.

02:16No, it's not making a loss.

02:17If that's the problem, it's Mom.

02:19And the night is staggeringly long.

02:21We have to be this nauseatingly perfect, smiling family.

02:24It's like four in the morning.

02:25It's awful.

02:26You're lucky you haven't been to one of these.

02:27Just talk to her, guys.

02:29Tell her you don't want to go this year.

02:30I agree.

02:31What's the worst that can happen?

02:32Do you know what a war crimes tribunal looks like?

02:34I had to go to war to get out of it.

02:36She practically called the White House to get me back for the night.

02:38Look, Sarah's right.

02:40We stick together, we're fine.

02:41But if anybody cracks, we're sunk.

02:43You know, I was kind of looking forward to it this year.

02:46You know, the theme is back to Broadway, and who doesn't love a musical?

02:49You are gay.

02:50What?

02:50So?

02:51Listen, no one is going to this thing.

02:53The company has to put the bill, and we can't afford it.

02:56We just can't be throwing money around right now.

02:59Okay, so I'm going to tell Mom.

03:06All you guys have to do is hold your ground.

03:10The tyranny of Nora's big night is over.

03:17Cheers.

03:18Cheers.

03:19Cheers.

03:20Cheers.

03:21What do you think the chances are that I'm going to end up living with Mom and 18 orange

03:24cats for the rest of my life?

03:26Three to one.

03:30So this, uh, thing that you were talking about, about how the company is paying for the benefit

03:37and not...

03:37Yeah, look, times are tough.

03:40We've had to make some big decisions, sell off a few divisions.

03:43A few divisions?

03:44Wow.

03:44Well, that would be tough times.

03:48Yeah.

03:49If it was all stuff Dad was preparing to do, he just never got around to it.

03:55Well, is the company going to be okay?

03:59It won't be the company we grew up with, but it will be fine.

04:05Listen, I need to be the one to tell Mom, okay?

04:09When I do, she'll understand why it's best if we don't go to this ridiculous fundraiser

04:13thing this year.

04:17These financial problems that you're talking about, did...

04:21Did they have anything to do with Dad?

04:25They're not his fault, if that's what you mean.

04:39Okay, well, I gotta go.

04:42Let me know how it goes with Mom.

04:45Good night.

04:47Thanks for the pizza.

04:48You're welcome.

04:49Drive safe.

04:50Good night, thanks.

04:56Mom.

04:57You should have told her.

04:59Yeah.

05:00Hey sis, you know your father who you worshipped and adored and still preach about on national

05:06television?

05:07Well, not only was he an adulterer, he was also an embezzler who stole millions of dollars

05:12from his employees who worked tirelessly to make him rich in the first place.

05:20Something like that.

05:24I know.

05:25We're running out of time.

05:27Finding a replacement master of ceremonies 48 hours before the event?

05:31It's gonna be impossible.

05:32I have a secret weapon I can tap.

05:35A celebrity who's on TV.

05:38Ooh.

05:40Her entire brood is coming this year, hmm?

05:42Kitty no longer has 3,000 miles as an excuse.

05:45For the first time, all five of my children will be there.

05:48That's why we do it.

05:49For the kids.

05:50Right?

05:51Uh, would anyone else like some more coffee?

05:59I'm in desperate need of caffeine.

06:01Harry, your assistance is required in the kitchen.

06:07You're doing well, aren't you?

06:10I heard you already started dating.

06:13What was that?

06:14Was that supposed to be charming?

06:15Huh?

06:16Was I supposed to melt when you put your hand on my thigh like that or just enjoy it so

06:20much I would forget you're married to my friend who happens to be sitting across the table

06:23from us.

06:24I just thought...

06:25I doubt that, Harry.

06:27And if you did, you thought very, very, very wrong.

06:30Well, I guess I just misinterpreted a signal.

06:33Signal?

06:34I sent no signal, Harry.

06:36None.

06:36And I did not go out on a date.

06:38The only resemblance it had to a date was how disastrous it was.

06:40Darling.

06:41Nora?

06:42Is coffee ready?

06:44Coffee's ready.

06:46So I studied the records you sent me.

06:48William Walker sold his stock to the company pension fund at an inflated price of $15 million.

06:55Proceeds from that sale went into his personal bank account for less than 24 hours.

06:59Right.

06:59None of the money was wired out.

07:00I can never find out where leaving us at the dead end.

07:03Because you're not a forensic accountant.

07:04Ah.

07:05The routing number on the outgoing wire transfer is registered to Prescott National.

07:10Now, that's a bank in Nevada.

07:12So does William have an account there?

07:13No, the money went into an account held by Raclean and Cabot.

07:16It's a small brokerage firm in Prescott.

07:18So let me guess.

07:19Nobody at Raclean and Cabot knows anything about William, or if they do, they're not talking.

07:23The best that I could do was determine the number of the account at RNC.

07:26That's it.

07:27There.

07:28Now, they've got a website, so clients can view the accounts remotely.

07:32Unfortunately, the trail stops at a password between five and eight characters long, with

07:39over a billion possible combinations.

07:42In other words...

07:43In other words, the odds of you ever seeing that money again are dependent upon one thing,

07:46Mr. Holden.

07:47What's that?

07:48How well did you know your brother-in-law?

07:53The man fondled me under the table.

07:55Are you sure he didn't graze you?

07:58Cows graze?

07:59This was a millimeter from heavy petting, and what have I done to make every member of

08:04this family think I'm a psychosexual hysteric?

08:06Apart from misinterpreting a dinner invitation from an employee as a date?

08:10Can't listen to Kitty.

08:12Republicans don't share a close relationship with the truth.

08:15Okay, where's the ad for the program?

08:18I have the printer saving an entire page for Ojai.

08:21Actually, Mom, Ojai is what I want to talk to you about.

08:25It's sensitive.

08:27Sarah, I'm your mother.

08:30There is nothing you could tell me I wouldn't take completely in stride.

08:34Like when Kitty told you she wanted to campaign for Reagan?

08:37That's different.

08:38She was 12.

08:39It was a security issue.

08:42Just tell me.

08:44Uh, okay.

08:46Um, money's tight.

08:49Sacrifices need to be made.

08:51Well, I know $25,000 a table is very extravagant, but it's an extremely good cause.

08:58Actually, Mom, it's, um...

09:00No, it's...

09:01Listen to me now.

09:03I know that you and your brothers would rather hammer nails into your foreheads than go to

09:07this every year.

09:07And every year, I exert my maternal pressure to get you to go.

09:12And do you know why?

09:13Sadism?

09:14Sarah, please, please just listen to me.

09:16One night every year, I get to play out this secret fantasy of mine.

09:25I get to look at you all, this perfectly imperfect family that we are, all dressed up and beautiful,

09:34and I get to pretend we're that great American family, our own version of the Kennedys.

09:43You know how that ended, right?

09:45All right, it's a dumb fantasy.

09:47Okay, but it's my fantasy, and I don't know, with everything that's happened this year,

09:55I just...

09:56I just need it.

10:05$25,000 for the table?

10:07Well, last year the company gave $30,000.

10:09I was thinking $40,000 this year.

10:10$35,000, not $40,000.

10:12$35,000 is good.

10:18Tommy.

10:19Hey.

10:20How are you, Doug?

10:21Sorry to keep you waiting.

10:22Yeah.

10:23Hey, why'd you need to see me in person?

10:27Is everything okay?

10:28Please, have a seat.

10:33When you came in here for your routine physical and requested we take a semen sample,

10:37what was your reason?

10:39What do you mean?

10:40I just wondered if there were symptoms, and you were hesitant to tell us.

10:43A lot of the time, men don't like to talk about it.

10:46We want to have a baby.

10:48I figured we have sex.

10:50A lot.

10:51And I thought it would have taken by now.

10:54So before I go ask Julia if she can get tested, I just...

10:57I wanted to make sure it wasn't me, you know?

11:00As it happens, Tommy, your body isn't producing any sperm.

11:04There is no easy way to say this, Tommy.

11:14You're sterile.

11:15You're the living distillation of a lecturing liberal.

11:28You have lost the interest of an entire nation.

11:31So that's why I can't get a date.

11:33You let him rattle you too much.

11:38Oh.

11:40Right.

11:41Yeah.

11:42Thanks.

11:43Don't be sarcastic.

11:44Sarcasm is the refuge for people who know they are wrong and are on the ropes.

11:48I'm not on the ropes, mother.

11:50We have to go shopping.

11:51You need a dress for the benefit.

11:53Oh, you know, I have to get to work in a half an hour and I don't need a dress because I'm not going to the benefit.

11:57Oh, mother, please don't look at me like I just confessed to a killing spree.

12:04Nobody is going to the event.

12:06Nobody, we all...

12:06All your brothers and sisters have confirmed.

12:09They did?

12:13Hmm.

12:15Sarah did?

12:16She did?

12:17She was the first one.

12:18She bought the table.

12:20Kitty, listen to me.

12:22If you're going to insist upon being this antisocial, non-participating, sad person all the time, people will think you're aloof.

12:31Sarah, Mom totally nailed me.

12:33Whatever happened to sticking together?

12:34I am so sorry.

12:37I just...

12:37It was so hard.

12:39She started going on about the Kennedys and it was all over.

12:42Oh, she did not use that Kennedy fantasy on you and you fell for it, you schmuck.

12:48She's used that before?

12:49Oh, God, she's good.

12:50You know what, you're going to help me find a dress and you know I'm tempted to make the company pay for it.

12:55No, you won't.

12:56Yes, I will.

12:57Tommy, are you okay?

12:59Yeah, I'm fine.

13:02Oh, Saul, you have to sit with Mom tomorrow night.

13:04You're the only person who can handle her at this thing.

13:07Well, I will.

13:08Oh, no, you cannot get out of this, okay?

13:10It is your brotherly duty.

13:13Yeah, well, I'll be sitting at a different table this year.

13:19No, don't tell me.

13:20I've asked Holly Hopper to attend and I will forego your editorial.

13:24Editorial?

13:24Saul, you're dating my father's mistress.

13:31I can't imagine she's worth it.

13:34I happen to believe that she is very much worth it.

13:36I mean, it's not just that you're smart.

13:41You're cool.

13:42Boy, that thing on the Geneva Convention in a moral universe.

13:46Wow.

13:47She's right, War.

13:48You skewered Kitty like a piece of chicken.

13:50I'm sorry.

13:52Hello.

13:52Hi, it's Kitty.

13:53Hey, how are you?

13:54Did you say piece of chicken?

13:55I meant a tough, insightful chicken.

13:58I have to go do the, um, something.

14:03I thought you were both fantastic.

14:05Have a great weekend, Kitty.

14:06You too.

14:07Actually, I was looking for you.

14:11I was, uh, I was looking for you, too.

14:12Really?

14:13Yeah.

14:13Do you want to go first?

14:15No, I think you should.

14:16Okay.

14:16Um, are you free tomorrow night?

14:20Well, there's this event that my mother is organizing.

14:23It's dreadful.

14:24It's full of old, moneyed people.

14:25And you want me to work the door?

14:26No, I want you to come with me.

14:28Nice and be your date?

14:31As in a platonic, no hand on my knee, I'll open my own door, placeholder kind of date.

14:35But yes, my date, nonetheless.

14:39Wouldn't be appropriate.

14:42I'm sorry, did you just say that it wouldn't be appropriate?

14:46I've started seeing someone.

14:48Really?

14:50Oh, wow.

14:51The point is, even if we went and had a good time, I wouldn't be able to sleep with you.

14:56Oh, no.

14:57Oh, no, that's not the point, Warren, because I didn't ask you to sleep with me.

15:01I just asked you to do a stupid benefit.

15:03And you know what?

15:05I take it back.

15:09Hey, how are you?

15:11We are going to rock the house, girlfriend.

15:14You know, it's kind of stuffy and pretentious, but the drinks are free.

15:20And it's an excuse to dress up.

15:23Sadly, I can't.

15:24I'm actually working at a man.

15:28You're kidding.

15:29I wish I were.

15:30Well, can you get someone to fill in?

15:32It's not that.

15:33It's kind of a lot of money, Kevin.

15:35Oh, okay.

15:36Well, how much do you make on an eye like that?

15:37Two, three hundred max?

15:39You know, I could reimburse you for lost wages.

15:42I'm trying to feel a little insulted.

15:43Oh, come on.

15:45That's not what I'm...

15:46You know, it's just kind of a big deal for me.

15:49You know, my whole family will be there.

15:51And I would like to have you sitting next to me, you know, not serving ahi on toast.

15:56Now I'm officially insulted.

15:57Oh, stop being so...

15:58Stop being so what?

15:59You offered to pay me to be your dame.

16:01It's not even your primary job, Scotty.

16:02Whether it's my day job or my night job doesn't matter.

16:04I'm a cater waiter.

16:05You were going out with a cater waiter.

16:07And unlike you, I actually take it seriously.

16:13Hey, Cooper, I'll be right back.

16:15Don't do that.

16:16Ow, stop it.

16:17You kids all right?

16:19Fine.

16:19Sorry, Grandma.

16:23Hey, Nora.

16:24Oh, you look great.

16:26Thanks.

16:27They give you much trouble?

16:28No, I like it when they destroy things.

16:30It reminds me not to be too attached to material objects.

16:33Please.

16:34Really.

16:35Oh, hasn't been that bad.

16:37They're my grandkids.

16:38I don't care if they take the roof off.

16:39Appreciate it.

16:40Going right for a sitter's 20 an hour.

16:42Look, Joe, anything I can do to help.

16:44Sarah told me about the money issues.

16:47Well, if anyone can keep Ohi out of bankruptcy, it's your daughter.

16:52Bankruptcy?

16:54Yeah, I thought when you...

16:56What's going on, Joe?

16:59I think that you should wait to hear from Sarah.

17:04Whatever you're afraid of Sarah doing to you, I'm her mother.

17:07It stands to reason I'm the one who taught her how.

17:13How bad is it?

17:17It's pretty bad.

17:18Payday.

17:34Sun's shining.

17:35I'm here for my moolah.

17:36See what happens when you show up to work sober?

17:38Uh, listen, I have to go to this crazy family benefit thing tonight.

17:42Sorry.

17:43You're on the schedule.

17:44You're working, dude.

17:44Uh, Julian's coming for me.

17:47Then why'd you bring it up?

17:48I was wondering if, uh...

17:50You know, now that I'm, like, a little less of a bonehead, if maybe you found me more attractive?

17:55Is that your way of asking me to go with you?

17:58Maybe.

18:00No, look, they have great food, and it's kind of weird and cool.

18:03This is sort of last-minute, Justin, and I don't...

18:05Wait, you're the boss.

18:06I mean, you're the man.

18:06You can take off whenever you want, right?

18:11Is it super formal?

18:13No, it's L.A.

18:13Nothing is formal.

18:14I mean, you look great in a toga.

18:16You look really great in a toga.

18:19Look, it's for a great cause.

18:20I mean, it's a kid's hospital.

18:21It'll be rocking.

18:24It's a date.

18:25Great.

18:26Um, so I'll, uh, pick you up at 7.

18:29Write the check.

18:30Everyone else has stepped up.

18:31Do you want me to tell the committee you're tapped out because you bought a picnic boat?

18:35$25,000.

18:37Yes.

18:38Yes.

18:39Ah, you're the best, Carla.

18:43Does anybody ever tell you to bugger off?

18:46We have to talk.

18:48You hate the dress?

18:48It's about Ojai.

18:51Something horrible is going on with the company, and Sarah is afraid to discuss it with me.

18:55How did you know?

18:56How did you know?

18:58And why am I the very last person in this family to find out everything?

19:02Well, because, Mother, you're so chill.

19:05Look, money is tight, and they're maybe gonna sell one of the divisions or something,

19:11but I talked to Sarah, and everything is gonna be fine.

19:14Joe made it sound a whole lot worse than that.

19:16Joe told you?

19:18He let it slip, but I can't get him into trouble.

19:20So you have got to talk to Sarah and find out what's going on, and get her to come to me.

19:25Remind her how understanding I can be.

19:28What?

19:28Well, somebody went shopping.

19:32All right, before you look at the price tags, I want you to know I'm not keeping them both.

19:37So, what do you think?

19:40It's fine, just like the other six black dresses in your closet.

19:46Are you gonna be like this all night?

19:48It's just one evening, and it's really important to your mother.

19:51Unzip me, please.

19:52I thought of a name today.

19:56Henry.

19:57Henry Williams.

19:59What do you think?

20:00Could be rough on a girl.

20:01Girls' names are harder.

20:03Even the classics sound so trendy.

20:06Emily, Olivia, Alexandra.

20:09I want something unique.

20:10Maybe something with an N for your mother.

20:15Tommy?

20:15What is it?

20:20You look gorgeous, that's all.

20:23I'm gonna hop in the shower.

20:45We just walked in.

20:46Oh, hi.

20:48Hi, Joe.

20:49Oh, gorgeous.

20:51So, Sarah, real quick, I've been trying to call you all day.

20:54Mom told me that the company is in real trouble.

20:56She what?

20:57Yeah, apparently Joe told her.

20:59Joe told her what?

21:00Well, he didn't mean to.

21:01He didn't know that you hadn't spoken to her yet.

21:03And you can't be mad at him.

21:04You just know, let's...

21:05Joe?

21:10Hi.

21:11Amber.

21:11Wow.

21:12Kitty, this is so exciting.

21:14Yeah.

21:14No, it is.

21:15It is exciting.

21:17What are you doing here?

21:18Are you bringing me research or something?

21:20You're so funny, Kitty.

21:21No, I was asked at the last second.

21:23Well, you asked.

21:24Asked by whom?

21:25Oh.

21:26Oh, hello, Kitty.

21:28You look wonderful.

21:29Oh.

21:30Thanks.

21:31Thanks, Warren.

21:32Warren, Warren, thank you.

21:34Thank you so much.

21:36Oh, why are you thanking him?

21:38Why are you kissing him?

21:39Howie Mandel dropped out yesterday.

21:41I had to ask Warren to be our emcee,

21:42and he stepped in like the white knight that he is.

21:45Oh, really.

21:46Oh, that's great.

21:47Kevin.

21:48Kevin.

21:49Mm-hmm.

21:50Sarah, Joe.

21:52Oh.

21:53Look at my children.

21:55You look so beautiful.

21:56I think it's time.

21:59Shall we make our entrance?

22:09Ladies and gentlemen,

22:10welcome to the 20th Annual

22:12Pasadena Children's Hospital Fund Benefit.

22:15I am your emcee, Warren Salter,

22:17and even though I play a pundit on TV tonight,

22:20we are here not for politics,

22:21but for the children.

22:22The children?

22:23That would explain why I brought one.

22:28Last year,

22:28Nora Walker and her tireless team...

22:30Look at it, Holmes.

22:31We did it.

22:32...raised over $200,000.

22:34Now that's an entire ring of...

22:36I'll talk to you later.

22:38Kevin, Scott is here.

22:40He's working.

22:40You should talk to him.

22:41Yes, I will.

22:42Thank you, Mom.

22:43Excuse me.

22:44Tonight,

22:45we plan on doubling...

22:46You have to get your sister to talk to me.

22:49No, I am not doing you any more favors, Mom.

22:50How could you ask that man to host?

22:52How could you do such a thing?

22:53I had no choice.

22:54He's the only D-level celebrity I know,

22:57other than you,

22:58with all due respect.

22:59Honey,

23:00you can't be mad at people

23:02for who they bring to this.

23:03It's such a great cause.

23:06Nora.

23:08Hi.

23:09Hi, you look such pretty.

23:11Hello, Nora, Kitty.

23:13You both look so stunning this evening.

23:16Let's go back to Broadway.

23:18Oh, time to sit already,

23:24but I don't want to be rude.

23:25All right, well,

23:26I'm sure we'll see you later.

23:32Well, Mother,

23:34you can't be mad at people

23:35for who they bring to this.

23:36It's such a great cause.

23:38Please tell me you didn't.

23:55Justin,

23:56it's a black and white ball.

23:57Are you colorblind

23:58or just a total moron?

23:59I can't stay here.

24:00Take me home now, please.

24:01Wait, wait a second.

24:03We're sitting at the wicked table.

24:06I'm in green.

24:07They'll think I'm

24:07the wicked witch of the West.

24:08Just wait.

24:09Just don't worry, okay?

24:12Here.

24:18Nice move.

24:19Did you see that in some movie?

24:20Yeah.

24:21The one when the guy gets the girl.

24:30They look hungry at Camelot.

24:32Could we please talk for a second?

24:38I'm actually working right now

24:40and you don't want to get caught

24:41talking to the help.

24:42Okay, you're still mad.

24:43I get it.

24:44Yeah, well, at the moment,

24:45I have to make sure that everyone

24:46at Pippin gets their drinks.

24:47We'll talk about it later.

24:50Okay?

24:50Well, can I have one?

24:52I'm not your waiter.

24:53Get it yourself.

24:53I can't believe you told Mom.

25:00All I know is you told me

25:02you're going to tell her.

25:03Well, one might be more careful

25:04when one casually drops a word

25:06like bankruptcy.

25:08Sarah, you know,

25:08you have got to talk to Mom.

25:10Kitty, it's not that simple.

25:13Oh, goody.

25:14There you are, kitty.

25:15Warren said we're dining with you.

25:16Oh.

25:17Oh, that's great.

25:18That's great.

25:19No, you could be out.

25:19There's a seat right over there for you.

25:22Did she just say goody?

25:23Yeah.

25:23Mm-hmm.

25:24Hey, everybody.

25:28All right.

25:30Oh, Julia, you look beautiful.

25:32Wow.

25:33Hey, everyone, this is Tyler.

25:34She's my boss.

25:36But tonight,

25:36I'm just as inappropriately dressed.

25:38No, don't tell me.

25:39Someone forgot to tell you

25:40it was a black and white event.

25:43Oh, Kevin,

25:45did you see Skye's here?

25:46Yeah, I know.

25:47I know.

25:48Oh, no, I better not.

25:50You sure?

25:50You may need it for the live auction.

25:52Um, is there something

25:54you guys want to tell us?

25:56No, not yet.

25:58Have you guys finally decided

25:59to start trying?

26:00I'm hoping to be pregnant

26:02by Christmas.

26:03Oh!

26:04Your page was asking

26:06for a cousin just last week.

26:07Really?

26:08This is wonderful news.

26:09Wonderful.

26:10I think it calls for a toast.

26:11Everyone, please raise your glasses.

26:14To Tommy and Julia,

26:16who are finally going to start

26:18to fulfill their end of the bargain

26:19and give me lots of beautiful grandchildren.

26:22To Tommy and Julia.

26:23Cheers.

26:24Yeah, cheers.

26:25I gotta, I gotta go to bed.

26:26Okay.

26:28You must be Mrs. Walker.

26:30I've heard so many great things about you.

26:31From Kitty?

26:32No, Warren.

26:34Uh, Amber, you wanna dance?

26:36Sure.

26:37I love old music.

26:41Where did Amber just go?

26:42Oh, you know,

26:43they just opened up the kids' buffet.

26:45Hmm, it's funny.

26:47Come on.

26:48If you're going to insult me,

26:49at least do it on the dance floor.

26:52Well, I can do that.

26:56Look, I know we barely know each other,

26:59but could you,

26:59could you please be honest with me?

27:01Sure.

27:02I'm a bad liar anyway.

27:03If you were kind of dating this guy

27:05and he said he would pay for you

27:06not to come as a catering waiter

27:08to this event tonight,

27:09but as his date,

27:10is, is, is that so bad?

27:13Yes.

27:15Okay, let me rephrase that.

27:16If a guy you were kind of dating...

27:18You can't buy someone's time.

27:20It's all tied to pride and the work ethic,

27:22like Sigmund Freud said.

27:24What did Freud say?

27:26He said love and work

27:27are the cornerstones of our humanness.

27:28Wow.

27:31Do people underestimate you a lot?

27:33It goes with the hair.

27:36Yeah, I mean, I just met her, Mom.

27:37She's my mom.

27:39So, are you having fun?

27:40You seem to be alright?

27:41Yeah.

27:42May I cut in?

27:43No, I'm so sorry, Harry.

27:44I'm trying to catch up with myself.

27:45No, we're all caught up.

27:46Go for it, Mr. P.

27:47Enjoy.

27:48Harry, I'm telling you,

27:54if you make a fool out of me,

27:56I'll cut your nuts off.

27:59I think we should try something.

28:01Oh, what would that be, a menage?

28:03No.

28:04It's called a truce.

28:06Ugh, when did she happen?

28:08What?

28:08How did she happen?

28:09I know she's younger.

28:11No er.

28:12Drop the er.

28:15Ugh, I can't believe I broke up with him.

28:16I ended an engagement

28:19only to find out

28:19that you're dating Malibu Barbie.

28:22You broke up with Jonathan

28:23because what was wrong with you two.

28:25I'm because what was right with us.

28:27Don't spin it now that you're available

28:28and I'm not.

28:29Oh, okay, you're right.

28:33Diana?

28:34Yes.

28:35And I'm sorry.

28:37You are?

28:38Is it that hard to believe

28:39that I have the capacity

28:40to acknowledge that I might be wrong

28:42about something?

28:43Did you want me to answer that?

28:45No.

28:45I just want you to keep on dancing.

28:55I've been looking for you.

28:57Hey, sorry.

28:58I just, I was getting claustrophobic.

29:01I didn't mean to embarrass you.

29:03I just, having a baby's all I think about.

29:06I thought you'd feel more comfortable

29:08if you saw your family's reaction.

29:09and you're just not ready, are you?

29:17Is that what you think, Jules?

29:19I want this baby so bad.

29:26Tommy?

29:28Can, can we, can we go somewhere more private?

29:31Yeah.

29:35You have no idea how badly

29:37I wish I could fix this, do something.

29:40How long have you known?

29:41Since yesterday.

29:45I am so sorry.

29:47I let you down.

29:48I'm sorry.

29:50It's not your fault.

29:54Tommy,

29:55having children with you

29:56would make me the happiest woman in the world,

29:58but

29:58I don't care how we have them.

30:02God, I love you.

30:03I love you.

30:11Tommy?

30:12Yeah.

30:14What are you trying?

30:18So, it was a bad idea, you're offering to pay?

30:20Not if the person you offered to pay is a hooker.

30:23Yeah, you're right.

30:27Oh, wow.

30:28La Bamba is my cue to leave any dance floor immediately.

30:31It's all right.

30:32Got a twinkle toes.

30:34I think your brother is getting very drunk.

30:36I know, and it's so cool.

30:37It's not me, right?

30:41Whoa, not too bad.

30:43I really gotta go.

30:43I, I, I, I got that.

30:45I don't think your sister's happy.

30:48Well, give her time.

30:49I, I don't mean it that way.

30:52She looks afraid for her life.

30:56She's dancing with Harry Packer.

30:59She should be.

31:00Harry, Harry.

31:02You're on thin ice, and you're jumping up and down.

31:05You don't like it when you're stirring with me, Nora.

31:08Oh, Harry!

31:10Harry!

31:12Margaret.

31:13Margaret, I'm so sorry you had to witness that.

31:15So am I.

31:17One of my very best friends making a pass at my husband.

31:19Margaret, I can explain that.

31:20Shut up, Harry.

31:22We're coming home.

31:23They, they, oh, they, Margaret.

31:26I defended you, but Anna Sparrow told me.

31:32No, she said that without a doubt, you'd go after someone else's husband before Christmas.

31:35What?

31:36I just didn't think of your mind.

31:37Oh, God, Nora.

31:41Tommy!

31:44Like mother, like son.

31:45No sense of decency.

31:47Is that my mink?

31:49On a professional level, I'm asking that you please leave me alone right now.

32:02Look, all I wanted to do was take you to a nice dress-up party with my family, and now

32:06it's just turned into a quagmire.

32:08We'll talk about this later when you're sober and I'm not at work.

32:10I never get like this, okay?

32:11I never lose control over anyone.

32:13And I'm supposed to be flattered?

32:14Yes.

32:15So, could you please forgive me so I can stop getting drunk?

32:19I promise, I'll, I'll never offer to pay for anything ever again.

32:23Not a dinner or a, or a movie or, uh, not even a parking meter.

32:27Okay, enough.

32:28I forgive you.

32:30Really?

32:34Scotty Wendell.

32:36That's it.

32:37You're fired.

32:42It's okay.

32:43We're here.

32:43Even wasted, I can handle this one.

32:49Stations 4 and 5 need bussing.

32:52Look, I am sorry to fire your little boyfriend back there.

32:55Scott's not just my little boyfriend.

32:57He's also my little client.

32:58I'm an attorney.

32:59Look, don't make this into a gay thing.

33:00I'd done the same thing if you were a chick.

33:02Would all your employees, past and present, confirm that?

33:04I'll tell you why.

33:05Because first thing tomorrow morning, we'll be asking all of them.

33:07I'll do that after scheduling the depositions, and I'll leave yours to last, because you'll

33:11be way too busy answering the mountain of interrogatories we'll be serving.

33:15Maybe I should have given Scott a warning first.

33:20My fault.

33:21Maybe.

33:21But speaking as a guest, Scott's a really hard worker, so if I were you, I'd give him a raise.

33:25I can't tell you how beautiful you look tonight, Holland.

33:30Really.

33:31Look at this.

33:33Everybody's staring at you.

33:35I hope that's not because they...

33:37No, no, no, please.

33:38Don't be silly.

33:38You look gorgeous.

33:41I'll be right back.

33:42Okay.

33:43Powder my nose.

33:44Who's that?

33:45Is that your daughter?

33:46Yeah.

33:47What's her name again?

33:48Her name's Becky.

33:49Becky.

33:50That's right.

33:51Becky.

33:52And she's in college, right?

33:53She was, but she is now doing an independent study, if you know what I mean.

34:00Beautiful.

34:02I'll be right back.

34:04Okay.

34:09Rebecca.

34:12Rebecca.

34:13Darn it.

34:14Have you got a bobby pin?

34:15I thought I'd put one in here.

34:16Sorry.

34:17Oh.

34:19Take more than a bobby pin to fix this evening.

34:23Have you got children?

34:26Four of them.

34:27All grown now.

34:28Well, so are mine.

34:30But not tonight.

34:31They're not.

34:31No, no, no.

34:32Tonight they're not grown.

34:34They're monsters.

34:35That's what they are.

34:35And you want to know why?

34:36Because their father was a fornicating cheat who kept a harlot for years.

34:40And now they're furious.

34:42You want to know what else?

34:43The fornicatress is amongst us tonight.

34:45Brought by my brother.

34:47How do you like that?

34:47My brother married my sister-in-law after she had married my uncle.

34:51And they all ended up in jail in Galistea, New Mexico for selling the mushrooms.

34:55How do you like that?

35:11Nora here if you're really in a pinch you won't mind sharing oh I think I've

35:21shared quite enough with you already I don't know what the etiquette is in our

35:26situation but at what point am I allowed to be rude back you forgive me if I don't

35:33know what to do about you stop seeing me as the woman who slept with your

35:38husband and what starts seeing you as the woman who is manipulating the

35:41affections of my brother don't you want your brother to be happy the sad thing is

35:52Nora neither one of us really got what we wanted

35:58and next up the big ticket item a family vacation for aid to New Zealand so go

36:09ahead and outbid your friends without guilt speaking of guilt how is the public sex oh

36:13shut up Justin please it's not funny we're literally laughingstock oh come on

36:20don't be ashamed a good sex scandal never hurt anyone well it's very Kennedy isn't

36:24it to be part of some lordly glamorous sex scandal there is nothing amusing about

36:29anything that's gone on here tonight Nora I am so sorry I am beyond mortified

36:34Julia could you please stop apologizing could we all just stop pretending that

36:39we're perfect people just for 14 seconds that would be great just remember

36:44unbelievable countryside fine dining it's everything Sarah you have no reason to

36:50be angry at your husband I forced it out of them and I'm sure your sister Kitty

36:54has told you I know everything you don't know anything if the company's in

36:59trouble if the two of you have done something that you should tell me you've

37:02done something I shouldn't be kept in the dark wasn't just your father that

37:06built oh hi it was me too raising you kids all by myself that afforded him the

37:10luxury to build a company in the first place if we have a roof over our head in

37:15three months we'll be doing very well no no no if it were that bad your father

37:21would have told me because he shared so much

37:25the company is dying mom now if you want to blame me blame me or perhaps in

37:31your all-knowing wisdom and motherness you could save it somehow so that we

37:35could keep coming to this wretched event year after year

37:42Sarah sold to the lovely and generous mrs. Nora Walker for twenty five thousand

37:48eight hundred no yeah mom mom you bid you bid you bid you did you did I didn't well

37:57listen I've always wanted to see New Zealand no one knows is there maybe we

38:01you could move there

38:24Sarah Joe could I have a few moments with my daughter please

38:31you walked into it didn't you when you joined the company and you didn't know

38:41what you walked into right

38:44dad sold a million dollars worth of stock back to the company but he inflated the

38:55value oh hi paid fifteen million dollars for it fifteen million dollars we can't

39:02find fifteen million use the pension fund to cover the shortfall so I'll try it and

39:11try it to hold it together and so did I and so did Tommy but we're sinking fast oh

39:21mom I never knew anything could be this hard we we can't catch a break there's never any good news I work and work and

39:31I miss my children and I don't recognize myself anymore oh I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I wasn't there

39:38yeah you never ask me for anything you act so self-sufficient all the time I got that from you mom I watched you power through life you had kitty to fight with Kevin to admire Justin to baby Tommy to lean on

39:54me

39:56what were you thinking about me all that time

39:58what was I thinking

40:01I was thinking

40:05I was thinking

40:08I was

40:11I am

40:12in awe

40:13of you Sarah

40:16you became the woman I always wanted to be

40:19and you did it all without losing your softness or your goodness

40:23I love all my children

40:26but I have so much respect for you Sarah

40:32all that and you gave me two of the most perfect grandchildren on earth

40:40you're not a daughter Sarah you're the damn trifecta

40:45you rock mom

40:50you just do

40:55you should go and find your sister

41:00she needs you now your family needs you

41:03what are you talking about I can't leave you alone like that

41:05go grab a taxi

41:06imagine that we're in New York you think nothing of it

41:09go on

41:11I'll be upset if you don't

41:15it's been a wonderful night

41:20yes

41:28I'm the sparrow on the road

41:32I'm the list of every one I have

41:41oh

41:42compliments of the manager

41:44fabulous

41:45hey y'all what's this skinny

41:48sky

41:49sky

41:50don't you care to dance?

41:51no honey I don't want to go inside

41:53who said anything about going back inside?

41:55how much I can hurt

42:00so I will look for you

42:04in stories of the kings

42:08westward leading

42:11still proceeding to the world unseen

42:16but still

42:19sun

42:21and

42:23a

42:25a

42:26really

42:28awesome

42:29oh

42:30my

42:31oh

42:32I'm

42:33the

42:34and

42:35the

42:36where

42:37that

42:38and

42:39I'm

42:40yeah

42:41Rick, move your head.

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