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00:00Previously on Brothers and Sisters.
00:02This is the first date I've had in 40 years.
00:05I hope there isn't a misunderstanding.
00:07We've had lunch together over 100 times,
00:09and I didn't think this was any different.
00:10What are you doing here?
00:11Oh, um...
00:12Oh, hello, Kitty.
00:14I ended an engagement only to find out
00:16that you're dating Malibu Barbie.
00:18Dad sold a million dollars worth of stock
00:21back to the company.
00:22Ojai paid 15 million dollars for it.
00:25Fifteen million dollars we can't find.
00:27The trail stops at a password between five and eight characters long.
00:31Say, your daughter.
00:32Yeah? Her name's Becky.
00:33Becky!
00:34You're sterile.
00:35Having children with you would make me the happiest woman in the world,
00:38but I don't care how we have them.
00:40You can't dispute global warming, Kitty. It's a fact.
00:42Oh, you want to talk about the facts.
00:44Okay, well, here's an inconvenient truth.
00:46In Africa, 3,000 children die every day from malaria.
00:49What can save them? DDT.
00:51The environmentalists, though, they don't want to lift the ban on DDT
00:53because it might thin the shells of some birds' eggs, okay?
00:56Excuse me while I go and projectile vomit on Al Gore.
00:59Looks like that will be the last word for tonight.
01:02Until next time, from all of us here at Red, White & Blue,
01:05good night, and stay safe.
01:07And we're out.
01:08Stay safe?
01:09Yeah.
01:10Trying on new sign-off.
01:11I asked for suggestions on my blog.
01:12You know our average viewer is a 50-year-old white guy
01:15who makes $100,000 a year.
01:17What does he need to stay safe from? UVB rays?
01:19Great show, guys.
01:20Kitty, here's the research for your interview with the French ambassador.
01:23Did you know the French didn't invent the French fries?
01:25La panfritz originated in Belgium.
01:27We don't call them Belgian fries. Weird, huh?
01:29Yeah, yeah.
01:30But you did know that this is a political show and not a cooking show.
01:34And just to be safe, I included the most recent GNP data from the European Union.
01:37You know, in case you want to ask them about non-stationary trends in the French economy
01:40and how that's affecting the young Muslim workforce.
01:43Amber, you truly are a study in contradictions.
01:47Oh, so I got you, me, and a bunch of my friends on the list at the Irony Club.
01:51Thursday is body glitter night. It's gonna be a total scene.
01:54Sounds great.
01:55I promise you'll love it. This is gonna be even better than JT.
01:59Bye.
02:01You know, I, um, I think that they have some glitter in one of the storage spaces left over from Christmas.
02:09Please don't start. I can't defend myself.
02:11She is so enthusiastic about everything. It's exhausting.
02:15She's adorable and she's utterly refreshing.
02:18Who's JT?
02:19Justin Timberlake.
02:20Hmm.
02:21Kitty?
02:22Hmm?
02:23Let's go someplace together.
02:26This weekend.
02:27Now, I don't care where. Someplace where there's no blue chair, no red chair, just, um, just us.
02:33So we can see if, if this, what we, what we thought we had, could work.
02:39You know, you have the worst timing of anybody I have ever met in my life.
02:43Stop grinning at me like that.
02:48The sale only includes the orchards, the outbuildings, and the operational equipment.
02:53We want the ranch house and the acreage as well. All in. Our offer is 9-3.
02:58Give us the weekend to think it through.
03:05It's a fair offer.
03:07We'll see.
03:08I didn't know you put the ranch house in play, too.
03:13I didn't.
03:14But when one's father embezzles 15 million dollars of his own company's pension money, one can't really afford to be sentimental.
03:20Okay, even if we include the sale of the ranch house, it still leaves us 3 million short.
03:24All I'm saying is let's not jump the gun right when we manage to find out where Dad put the money.
03:29Finding password-protected accounts is not the same thing as finding the money, Tommy.
03:33Particularly when we can't crack the password.
03:36God, Sarah, what were you thinking?
03:39I was thinking it might be fun to keep us out of bankruptcy.
03:41Yeah, but the ranch? Why not sell our childhoods?
03:43Because they're not worth 9 million dollars.
03:45Well, they were before you have to net out expenses on things like therapy.
03:49Oh, why are you glaring at me? She said something, too.
03:53Oh.
03:54You're quiet.
03:55She's the presence.
03:56Yeah, of the company. Look, the ranch house is part of the family.
03:59My first memory is of Dad reading me a bedtime story up there.
04:02You know, I learned to ride a bike up there, among other things.
04:05Oh, remember how the air used to smell at night?
04:08Yeah. Yeah, in the fall. The mesquite and the charcoal.
04:11Oh, come on, guys. We're not the Waltons.
04:14Nobody even used the ranch house last year.
04:17I think we should trust Sarah's judgment.
04:20If she determined that we should sell the ranch, then we should sell the ranch.
04:24Thank you, Mom.
04:25Someone call an exorcist. Mom's possessed.
04:27Yeah.
04:28We could all go up there this weekend, box up all the stuff we want to keep,
04:31make it a family outing. We could play running charades the way we used to.
04:35The boys could sleep in the bunks and try to scare the girls at night.
04:39I would love to, Mom.
04:41But I have to stay back and crunch the numbers on the deal.
04:44Yeah, I have to help her.
04:46Yeah, me too. You know I've got a lot of...
04:47Yeah, I'm crunching.
04:48I'm crunching.
04:49Anybody want more wine?
04:50Yeah. Yeah, right.
04:52What I remember about Oh High with Boys,
04:56and the sunsets, and this old chair on the porch where I read Jane Eyre.
05:01Oh, and I lost my virginity there, too.
05:05You never told me that.
05:07Yeah.
05:10Tucker Booth. Tall. Blue-eyed, blonde hair.
05:15Very hot day in the treehouse.
05:17Okay, don't need to hear more of that.
05:20You know what we should do this weekend?
05:26Oh, no. No, we can't go to Oh High.
05:29Come on, let's go. No one will be there.
05:32I'd like to, uh, check out the treehouse.
05:36Put my stamp on it.
05:38You think he can last longer than he did?
05:41I lost my virginity in Oh High.
05:43Both times.
05:45First, to this girl called Sarah Gimble.
05:48And second, one summer later, to this guy, this total stud.
05:53Everyone in Oh High was in love with him.
05:55What was his name?
05:56Tucker Booth.
05:58Hmm.
05:59Really tall, with this bleach blonde hair.
06:02I lured him into this treehouse Tommy and I had built.
06:05Hey, you know what we should do?
06:07Google Tucker Booth?
06:08No, we should go up there this weekend.
06:10I mean, the thought of not seeing the place again is breaking my heart.
06:13I thought you had a lot of work to do.
06:14Yeah, I do. I can do it up there.
06:15And I want to see the orchards.
06:16I want to see the treehouse.
06:18Why would I want to go to Oh High with you?
06:21It's so cool up there, you have no idea.
06:23We would have the whole place to ourselves.
06:26Look, the house has this huge fireplace.
06:28At night, it gets so dark, you can actually see the stars.
06:31And there's this treehouse, this really fantastic treehouse,
06:34where I got high for the first time with this really cool dude Tucker Booth.
06:37Come on, I'm freaking out just thinking about this. Come on.
06:43I'm not going away with you, Jesse.
06:44Yeah.
06:45We just started dating, and I'm a good Catholic girl.
06:49Okay, you know, I've been with enough Catholic girls
06:51to know the expression, good Catholic girl.
06:54It's an oxymoron.
06:55Since when do you know what oxymoron means?
06:57You know, I'm full of surprises, and maybe if you come to Oh High,
07:00I can shoot.
07:04I think that is yes.
07:06The network's been beating me up about our 18 to 35 demographic numbers.
07:10So I need each of you to turn in five story ideas that appeal to the youth market.
07:14Kitty, your interview with Jean-Claude Frenchy French is this weekend.
07:18I'm thinking we should get out of the studio.
07:20Uh, yeah.
07:21Whit, about that interview, um...
07:24I, I, I'm really sorry, but I can't do it. A conflict. Something just came up.
07:30All right. Warren, you take it.
07:32Nah, I can't. I got Vegas this weekend with some college buddies.
07:36Jack, you're up.
07:37Oh, sorry I can't. I'm taking my mom to the circus.
07:40Oh, come on.
07:41But she's been looking forward to it for months.
07:44I could do it.
07:46It's okay, Amber.
07:47No, no, wait a minute. Whit, that is a great idea.
07:50I mean, you, you should give her a chance.
07:52She's got a degree in journalism. She compiled all the research.
07:56She knows everything I know.
07:57You said that you wanted to appeal to the youth market.
08:00What could be more youthful and appealing than Amber?
08:07Okay. I want you to rehearse with her before you go.
08:10And if she screws up, I'm gonna run seven minutes of your blooper reel.
08:13That's it, everybody.
08:17Kitty, I am so grateful for your confidence in me.
08:20I won't let you down. I promise.
08:22No, you know, I know you're gonna be great. Knock them dead.
08:27You are the best mentor I've ever had.
08:31Oh, right.
08:33I better go study.
08:39So it's weekend?
08:40On two conditions.
08:41One, you tell Amber exactly what is going on.
08:44And two, if this doesn't work out with us, you will stop once and for all
08:47with your midday afternoon love confessions.
08:51So it's a yes?
08:52It's a yes.
08:53Hmm.
08:54Well, great.
08:55Great.
08:56Where do you want to go?
08:57San Diego? Laguna?
08:58You know, actually, I have a...
09:01a great place.
09:02David, excuse me. I don't want to interrupt, but...
09:16could I ask you a favor?
09:17Only if Appletinis are involved again.
09:19Ha, ha, funny. Really funny.
09:21No, it doesn't.
09:23Um, could I borrow your truck?
09:26I've decided to go to Ojai today.
09:28We're selling the big ranch house.
09:30William's gone, it feels like an extravagance,
09:32and there's so much I want to keep, like this big oak panel
09:35where we marked all the kids' heights when they were growing up.
09:38Well, I'll tell you what. Why don't you let me drive you?
09:41You shouldn't be tearing down paneling by yourself.
09:43No, no, no. I would not ask you to drop whatever it is you're doing today. No.
09:47I'm already three weeks behind on four different jobs.
09:49One more day is not going to make a difference.
09:50Clearly, that's why contractors never finish anything on time.
09:53That is why. Let me drive you.
09:57All right. It's just an errand.
10:00One friend doing another friend a favor.
10:02Platonic, totally and utterly platonic.
10:05I'll buy everything. I'll pay for gas.
10:07Nora, I want to drive you. Please let me drive you.
10:10Fine. Thank you.
10:13You're welcome.
10:15Lot 724 has had three confirmed pregnancies.
10:20He's a fertility clinic's dream.
10:22Straight brown hair, college graduate.
10:25Amazing he has any sperm left to donate.
10:28We're not really supposed to have favorites,
10:33but this one is very popular.
10:36He's got a great sense of humor,
10:39and he's of Irish and Jewish descent.
10:42Just like you, Mr. Walker.
10:44Plus, he's an Ivy League grad, Phi Beta Kappa.
10:48You know what?
10:49Could you excuse us for a minute?
10:51No problem.
10:52You guys take as long as you need.
10:53I'll be right down the hall.
11:02Are you all right?
11:04I know the idea is to find a donor like me, you know?
11:07Same color hair and eyes.
11:09But when I think about that guy's sperm in your body,
11:12I just want to strangle him.
11:17Let's go home.
11:19I'm sorry.
11:23Look, you know what?
11:25We should go out of town.
11:27All this stuff, it's just, it's freaking us out.
11:30We'll go up to the ranch, you and me, and just relax.
11:35I still can't get into the account.
11:43I've tried everything.
11:44The high school mascot, a word or phrase from a postcard that he kept.
11:48Sounds mind-numbing.
11:50I've been over everything you gave me to try and figure out the password.
11:53What's this?
11:54Jordan asked me for a list of your father's friends and acquaintances.
11:57You've tried every one of these?
11:59Every name.
12:00Every name in reverse.
12:01With birthdays.
12:02Without birthdays.
12:03With birthdays in reverse.
12:05I'll keep on it.
12:07Thanks, Jordan.
12:08Call me if any new ideas occur.
12:16What about Holly Harper?
12:17Did you write her name down?
12:19Of course, Sarah.
12:20This isn't a time for discretion.
12:22Have you talked to her, Saul?
12:23Maybe she knows a name we don't.
12:26Yeah.
12:28Well, actually, I've been trying to think of a way to bring it up.
12:32It's tricky.
12:35Yeah.
12:36Well, Joe and I are sneaking up to the ranch house this weekend.
12:40I'll look around up there and maybe I'll find something useful.
12:43Okay.
12:44Who's Rebecca?
12:49You wrote down Rebecca.
12:57She was your father's first high school crush, I think.
13:00You think or you know?
13:02Well, as far as I can recall, he referred to her with great affection
13:07when he learned that she died a few years ago.
13:09Oh.
13:11Unfortunately, I don't remember her birthday.
13:15Have a good time at the ranch.
13:16Oh, we will.
13:17Mm-hmm.
13:18I love that place.
13:19It's a little slice of heaven.
13:21I know.
13:40Oh.
13:41Oh.
13:42Oh.
13:43Oh, my.
13:44I'm drenched.
13:45Oh.
13:48Oh, God, Nora.
13:49This place is beautiful.
13:50Yeah.
13:51A lot of good times here.
13:54A lot of ghosts, too.
13:55Good ones, though.
13:58Here.
14:00Here it is.
14:02Oh.
14:04My panel.
14:11I can see why you want to save this.
14:14Yeah.
14:15It was a yearly ritual every summer.
14:18Justin would always cheat and sit on his tiptoes.
14:20It was always an inch shorter than whatever it said up there.
14:23Ha, ha, ha.
14:29You're dripping wet.
14:31Well, so are you, if you hadn't noticed.
14:34Yeah.
14:36I am.
14:39We could throw our clothes in the dryer.
14:41Well, I don't mean to be picky, but, uh, what are we gonna wear in the meantime?
14:45Uh, well, tell you what.
14:47You could go into the bedroom, take your clothes off.
14:50I'll put them in the dryer.
14:51You just wait in there.
14:57How long do you think it's gonna take?
15:00Well, I'm kind of impatient on you.
15:01I barely got my shirt off.
15:03No.
15:04To remove the panel.
15:06Oh.
15:07It shouldn't take long.
15:09You shouldn't worry about it anyway.
15:12I don't think we should be on the road right now.
15:17Uh, you know, I've got some canned goods in the storm cellar.
15:22Maybe even a bottle of wine.
15:25We could make a picnic out of it.
15:28You can't believe what great things I can do with a can of soup.
15:33I'd expect nothing less.
15:40Oh, this sucks about the weather.
15:43It's gonna ruin our walks to the Orange Girls.
15:44That's okay.
15:45I was planning on strictly indoor activities anyway.
15:49Oh, well, listen up, city boy.
15:51I am going to teach you the joys of...
15:54Mom!
15:56Kitty!
15:57Mom!
15:58Kitty!
15:59What are you doing here?
16:00What are you doing here?
16:01I'm...
16:02You told me that you weren't coming until the middle of the week.
16:04You said you weren't coming at all.
16:06What, Nora?
16:07I found a robe.
16:09Uh-oh.
16:11Uh-oh.
16:13Well, looks like you guys had the same idea we did.
16:17I'm Warren, by the way.
16:18I'm David, Nora's contractor.
16:20Of course you are.
16:21Don't you have a robe or something?
16:22Mother!
16:23Mother!
16:24Mother!
16:25Mother!
16:26What?
16:27I'm sorry, but when I packed, I didn't realize I was going to be walking into Caligula's
16:28bathhouse.
16:29What did you pack for?
16:30I packed for work.
16:31Warren and I are...
16:32You know, we're preparing for a very big interview.
16:34Is that the euphemism of choice these days?
16:35You know what, Mother?
16:36You're just trying to divert the attention because Dave came up here to remodel you.
16:37I...
16:38I'm...
16:39Oh, my God.
16:40Who is it?
16:41It's Kevin and Scotty.
16:42That big mouth will never hear the end of this.
16:43You've got to do something.
16:44What do you want me to do, Mother?
16:45You're the journalist lie.
16:46Well, no.
16:47I don't have anything to hide.
16:48I came up here to work.
16:49With a bag of...
16:50What did you pack for?
16:51What did you pack for?
16:52I packed for work.
16:53Warren and I are...
16:54You know, we're preparing for a very big interview.
16:55Is that the euphemism of choice these days?
16:56You know what, Mother?
16:57You're the end of this.
16:58You've got to do something.
16:59What do you want me to do, Mother?
17:00You're the journalist lie.
17:01Well, no.
17:02I don't have anything to hide.
17:03I came up here to work.
17:04With a bag full of silky things and no laptop and no papers and no pencils.
17:07Mom, Mom.
17:12Hi.
17:13Hey, guys.
17:14Hi.
17:15Surprise.
17:16Hi.
17:17Good.
17:18I thought you were coming next week.
17:19I changed my mind.
17:20Woman's prerogative.
17:21It certainly is.
17:22Is that Dave's truck out there?
17:23Yeah.
17:24Yeah, well, of course it is.
17:25He came to make and remodel some things.
17:27Are you cold, Mom?
17:28Sure.
17:29It's freezing.
17:30I'm kind of cold.
17:31Well, now that the blanket's on.
17:32Turn the head down.
17:33Whose hybrid is that?
17:34Well, that's Warren's.
17:36Because, well...
17:37Well, see, what happened is that we're preparing this really big interview.
17:40Yeah, it's big.
17:41And then Warren decided to come up and bring me some very big papers and stuff.
17:44It's so great of them.
17:45Yeah.
17:46That's really nice of him.
17:47Did he bring Amber?
17:48You know...
17:51Oh.
17:55Jesus, Joseph and Mary.
17:57I don't...
17:58I don't...
17:59Who is it?
18:00It's the rest of the family, honey.
18:02Holy crap.
18:03No kidding.
18:04Run this by me one more time.
18:05Oh, is it really all that complicated, Tommy?
18:08I mean, Mom wanted to say goodbye to the place.
18:10I wanted to help.
18:12Dave offered to donate his truck while Warren came up to deliver tape on Israel for a piece
18:18that we're doing on the show this week.
18:20Where does Amber fit into this?
18:22Amber is working.
18:23You know, we still haven't heard why you two married couples changed your minds.
18:27We wanted...
18:28Time alone.
18:30So, then, there you have it.
18:32And the roads are like rivers, so I'm afraid we're here for the duration.
18:35But luckily, we have just enough beds.
18:41Oh, no.
18:42There were enough beds.
18:44You guys are so lame.
18:52Good morning, everyone.
18:55Good morning.
18:56Good morning.
18:57Does anyone want to confess to being the one who snores like a freight train?
19:01Kevin, I'm looking at you.
19:03Who's a kitty?
19:04I did...
19:05I do not snore.
19:06Yeah, you do.
19:07You always did.
19:08You just don't know it.
19:09Warren and Scotty and I slept like babies in the bunk room.
19:13Morning.
19:14Morning.
19:15Oh, what?
19:16We didn't pack clothes?
19:17Hey, well, I didn't plan on needing any this weekend, please kill.
19:20Morning.
19:21Morning.
19:22Morning.
19:23Morning.
19:24It's like a frat house in here.
19:26It's like old times, isn't it?
19:27Hey, Kev, you want to start up the old tractor?
19:30Couldn't you run me over with it instead?
19:32Come on.
19:33We've got to clear up some brush so we can play football.
19:35Well, I hate clearing brush almost as much as I hate football.
19:38I'll do it.
19:39Come on, Kev.
19:40It'll be fun.
19:41Bro, I said I'll do it.
19:47I asked Kevin.
19:50Let me just get my shoes.
19:57You know, you shouldn't be so hard on Justin, Tommy.
20:03He's been really good lately.
20:04I don't know.
20:05Whatever you think you might be accomplishing, I don't think you are.
20:08What are we doing here anyway?
20:10Ah.
20:11It's the battery.
20:13Yeah, look.
20:14It's all rusted.
20:15Can you hand me a screwdriver?
20:17You know what a screwdriver looks like.
20:19It's orange and comes in a glass filled with ice.
20:24That thing.
20:25Don't be a wussy.
20:26Come on, you got it.
20:27Come here.
20:31Wow.
20:32Just like I remember it.
20:33Doesn't seem too sturdy.
20:35It's totally safe.
20:36See?
20:37Please don't do that.
20:38God.
20:39If these walls can talk, that's all I'm going to say.
20:42Hold on.
20:45What's that?
20:46Ah, it's a joint.
20:47Or a J.
20:48I also know what it is to do.
20:49I know what a joint is, dumbass.
20:50I meant what are you doing with it?
20:51Oh, it's just for old time's sake.
20:52Come on.
20:53Gee, that's nostalgic.
20:54Let's relive what a loser you were when we were 60.
20:56Okay, I was not a loser.
20:57You're always bitching.
20:58That's what your family thinks about you.
20:59Okay, I don't care what my family thinks.
21:01I think it's all you care about.
21:03I am trying to figure out why I'm not mad at you when you talk to me like that.
21:06Because it's nice when someone tells you the truth.
21:14You look amazing.
21:15I really appreciate you doing this.
21:25This thing is so precious to me.
21:27Of course it is.
21:28I'll, uh, pack it up in my truck and drop it off at your house on the way home.
21:34Aren't you going to stay for dinner?
21:35I wasn't planning on it.
21:37Well, I can't let you drive home on an empty stomach.
21:39And besides that, it's going to be an absolutely sensational meal.
21:43Then I'd love to.
21:44Really?
21:45All you had to do was ask.
21:48Careful.
21:49A little slower on that one.
21:51Aren't you a cooking detective?
21:52I'd rather watch.
21:53I know you would.
21:55You know, I gotta say, your family seems pretty much to the left of the salad fork.
21:59How'd they go wrong with you?
22:00Oh, by being perfect, I guess.
22:03Well, at least appearing that way.
22:06Wedded bliss for my parents.
22:08Songs around the piano during the holidays.
22:10Touch football in the summertime.
22:12The paradigmatic American nuclear family.
22:17So, I don't know, I guess when I discovered politics, I decided I wanted to support the party that stood for those values.
22:26Home.
22:27Family.
22:28America.
22:29What?
22:30That's just that you are the least cynical Republican I think I've ever met.
22:39Well, that's because you just haven't met enough Republicans.
22:43One's enough.
22:45So, was Amber upset when you told her that you were coming up here with me?
22:49Huh.
22:50No.
22:51Not at all.
22:52She was too excited about that interview to care.
22:54That's good.
22:56I think you're looking for a needle in a haystack, honey.
23:00Right.
23:02Wish I could just ask him.
23:05Maybe we should hire a medium instead of a forensic accountant.
23:08Eh.
23:09I can't get over how much you look like Paige when you were a kid.
23:10Yeah.
23:11Who's this?
23:12Kitty?
23:13No.
23:14Wait, I don't know.
23:15It's Tommy.
23:16It's your dad's car?
23:17Yeah.
23:18Yeah.
23:19Yeah, he got that car in like 79.
23:20So, I guess it's Justin.
23:22I was in high school in 79.
23:25I wish I'd known you in high school.
23:26You must have been hot.
23:47I know you really wanted to christen the treehouse, but attic sex is much better than treehouse sex.
23:55Yeah.
23:56Yeah.
24:08Well, look at the bright side.
24:10At least now we don't have to clear the pasture.
24:12Or better yet, play touch football.
24:15A what?
24:18I don't know.
24:19Just this place.
24:22Makes me miss dad even more.
24:24You know, he wasn't exactly who we thought he was.
24:28But growing up, I wanted to be just like him.
24:30You know, a father.
24:32Just like him.
24:34But recently I found out that's not gonna happen.
24:37Julia and I have been trying to get pregnant.
24:41We can't.
24:44It's my fault.
24:46I'm sterile.
24:48Oh man, I am so sorry.
24:50We went to one of those sperm bags.
24:53I'm just not into it.
24:54They're like real estate brokers.
24:56Look, I can get you a great adoption lawyer if you want.
24:58No, no.
24:59I don't wanna do that.
25:00It just, it doesn't feel right.
25:01I want my kid to be a part of me, a part of us, you know?
25:04Yeah.
25:05But you know a lot of people come around to the idea of adoption.
25:08Yeah.
25:12This is really hard for me to say.
25:15But we want to use your sperm to get Julia pregnant.
25:30We're okay.
25:31Well, I hope that you were respectful.
25:35I mean, that is really delicate.
25:37Yeah, I could barely form words, but I think I managed to let him down gently.
25:40What?
25:41You did.
25:42You said no.
25:43Shane!
25:44You said no?
25:45Are you being serious?
25:46What, what did you expect?
25:47Hello?
25:48How could you not want to help Julia and Tommy?
25:53Okay, take a minute, Sarah, and think this through.
25:56This does not fall within the parameters of normal brotherly duty.
25:59Since when has this been a normal family?
26:01Having eaten a few meals with you people, I have to agree with Sarah on that point.
26:05Okay, I'm starting to regret that I haven't told you.
26:08Yeah, so am I, Kevin.
26:10This isn't like you.
26:12Don't you find it the teeniest bit odd that you, a gay man, are suddenly embracing the idea of normal?
26:20You know, for once, Scotty, I would like to have an opinion without you connecting it to my sexuality.
26:25Slow down, Amber. It's okay. You can do this. You're gonna be great.
26:28Okay, I think I might be having a panic attack. I mean, I've never had one before, so I don't know what it feels like, but I kind of think it feels like this because I'm like...
26:33Amber, take a deep breath. You're gonna be fine.
26:36I just don't want to come off like a stupid blonde.
26:38Well, you know what? That's great. Let him underestimate you. Work it to your advantage.
26:41And if he gives you that kind of pat, pre-scripted answer to a tough question, you just sit there. You don't say anything.
26:47He'll jump in to fill the silence, and that's when you'll really get him to reveal himself.
26:52You're like a total genius.
26:56Thank you so much, Kitty.
26:58You're welcome.
26:59Oh, um, can you do me a favor?
27:01Sure.
27:02Can you not mention this to Warren when he gets back from Vegas?
27:05I know it's silly, but I think we have a really good thing going between us, and I kind of want to impress him.
27:11I want him to think I'm smart.
27:13You know, like you.
27:17Sure.
27:18Absolutely.
27:19Thanks.
27:20Good luck.
27:21Hey.
27:22I've been thinking, you know, this may be my only chance in life for an actual literal role in the hay.
27:27You lied about Amber.
27:28You told me that you ended it, but you didn't.
27:30She just called me.
27:32I'm sorry.
27:33Okay, I was going to.
27:34I went to do it.
27:35But she was over the moon about that stupid interview.
27:37Well, okay, so why didn't you just tell me that?
27:39Why did you have to lie about it?
27:40You've been lying since we walked in the front door.
27:42You know what?
27:43I'm not going to be sneaking around behind the back of a 23-year-old girl.
27:46And I really hate it.
27:48I hate it that you put me in that position.
28:03I told you they would exhaust themselves, and they have.
28:06Hey, Justin, this is for you.
28:08What'd I tell you?
28:09That is you, right?
28:10I don't know, Mom.
28:11You ever make me wear a bonnet?
28:13That's gotta be you.
28:14Tommy was four when Dad got that car.
28:16I don't remember having such a squished face, but maybe one of you dropped me that day.
28:20Or maybe you fell out of a treehouse naked.
28:22Yeah, the attic was taken.
28:24Joe?
28:25Justin, this isn't you.
28:27I don't know who it is.
28:28Some neighbor can, I guess.
28:30Oh, you know what?
28:31Maybe it's that boy.
28:32What was his name?
28:33Tucker Booth.
28:34What?
28:35Julia, honey, are you all right?
28:41Hey, sweetie, let me take this.
28:44Are you happy now?
28:45Excuse me?
28:46You heard me.
28:47Stop it.
28:48What are you two fighting about?
28:49We're not.
28:50I just think you're being selfish.
28:52Kevin, are you, I can't believe you.
28:55I didn't bring this up.
28:56She did, okay?
28:57Tommy, you have no reason to feel weird.
28:59He's the one who should feel bad.
29:02Who should feel bad?
29:04Oh, God, Tommy.
29:06You asked him, didn't you?
29:08You asked Kevin for his sperm and didn't tell me?
29:13This is really wonderful pasta, Nora.
29:19Honey, I'm sorry, okay?
29:22I shouldn't have done it.
29:23I wanted it to be a surprise.
29:25Tommy, what the hell is going on?
29:27Is there something special about Kevin's sperm I'm unaware of?
29:35I'm sterile, Mom.
29:38I can't have it.
29:40Oh, Tommy.
29:42Oh, my God.
29:43I'm so sorry.
29:45He asked Kevin to help, but he doesn't want to.
29:52No, it's not that I don't want to help.
29:53Kevin's decided it's his role to save the traditional American family,
29:57which is kind of strange since he's here with his boyfriend.
30:00Do you have any opinions on this, Kitty?
30:01Because I could sure use some help here.
30:03Well, you know, Kevin, I'm sorry, but I don't necessarily agree with your views.
30:08Well, you are a conservative.
30:10What about all the family values you spew?
30:12Well, the last time I looked, Kevin, we're a family.
30:14Okay, guys, I'm sorry.
30:15I don't think anyone is thinking about this kid but me.
30:18I'm a lawyer.
30:19I see this kind of thing every day, how it blows up in your face.
30:22Plus, we can't keep secrets in this family.
30:25How long would he be until his friends at school find out his biological dad is actually his gay uncle?
30:30I'm sorry, Kevin, you sound like you're channeling Jerry Falwell on Sunday mornings.
30:35I know you don't agree with him, Scotty.
30:37You're more evolved than that.
30:39I don't.
30:40Scotty, please, this is my family.
30:42If you're not going to support me, then shut up.
30:48I'm sorry.
30:49May I be excused from the table?
30:51Yes, can I come?
30:52Me too.
30:53Anyone.
30:54Yeah, I'm gonna.
30:55You got the line.
30:56Don't need more of that.
31:00Of all the madness I have ever witnessed from you, this takes the cake.
31:13Tommy, I am so sorry.
31:15I know how much it means to you to be a father.
31:18And Kevin, if you don't want to help your brother, that's your business.
31:22It's not like you're asking him to borrow his car, for God's sakes.
31:25But, Mom, it's not...
31:26Sarah, you have no place to judge.
31:27No.
31:28I would have expected it from Kitty, not...
31:30Oh, thanks, Mother.
31:31I'm sorry.
31:40I'll help you, Tommy.
31:41I don't want your help.
31:43Dude, what is your problem, dude?
31:45What did I ever do to you?
31:47It's what you've done to yourself.
31:49If your brother wants to give you his sperm, I don't understand...
31:52I didn't ask him, Mom.
31:53Yeah, because he's straight.
31:55You asked me because you don't think I'm gonna have kids.
31:57Is that what you think of?
31:58You think I asked you because you're gay?
31:59Yes.
32:00You can have as many kids as you want.
32:02Look, I'm the one who can't.
32:04Well, I'm sorry that the weekend didn't work out the way we planned.
32:17You know, the truth is I shouldn't have said yes to begin with.
32:21Maybe.
32:22Or maybe the truth is if we were supposed to have happened, we would have happened by now.
32:28Yeah.
32:33Scotty, please.
32:34Look.
32:35This is...
32:36This is not gonna...
32:37Come on.
32:38Don't be like this.
32:39You're not only telling me what I should say, you're telling me how I should be, too.
32:42Come on.
32:43That's not what...
32:44Could we please just talk about this?
32:45Warren's offered me a ride.
32:47If you wanna talk, we'll talk back in L.A.
32:50Come on.
32:51Please.
32:52Would you...
32:53Can we...
32:54Oh, well.
32:55Well, I think I've succeeded in making everyone mad at me.
32:59I'm not mad at you.
33:06I can't believe you, of all people, don't think this is weird.
33:12You know, Kev...
33:14What Julia and Tommy want is the essence of family values.
33:23I mean, if I think that and I'm a conservative, where the hell are you coming from?
33:29You know, I don't talk a lot about what it was like for me growing up gay.
33:33But it wasn't easy.
33:36Yeah, you know, I was surrounded by all you guys, this whole family, but...
33:41I still felt completely alone.
33:47I said no to Tommy because I don't want to bring a kid into this world that would feel different or ashamed.
33:54I didn't want him to go through what I did.
33:58Yeah.
34:00Whether it's your kid or whether it's Tommy's kid, it's just...
34:03It's still gonna be a walker.
34:05And yeah, you know, you're right, we can't tell him not to feel ashamed or tell him not to feel scared of who he is, but...
34:14You know, we can do our best to try and convince the next generation that they're perfect...
34:23...exactly as they are.
34:26And if anybody has anything different to say, well, then there's gonna be a whole clan of really pissed off people coming after him.
34:38I got three, you only got two.
34:42But I hit the bar twice.
34:44That's true.
34:46Aha.
34:48But I said...
34:49This whole thing has been pushing buttons in me I didn't even know I had.
34:54I feel horrible.
34:57Why do you keep saying that? It's not your fault.
34:59Yeah, it's happening because of me.
35:02I wanted to make it right. I wanted to come to you and say, look, I solved it. I made it better. I wanted to at least do that much.
35:08Babe, if you even knew half of what I thought of you, you'd be the proudest man alive.
35:18Okay?
35:22Can I talk to you guys for a second?
35:26Actually, I'm kinda hungry. I didn't really eat.
35:33I love you.
35:34I love you too.
35:38Look, don't worry. I'm not here to bore you with my getting-it-together stories, and I didn't offer to help you tonight just to piss you off more.
35:49Look, Justin, I'm not pissed off. I'm just disappointed. I'm sorry, but I've given up trying to figure out you and your problems.
35:57Look, Tommy, I need you to understand me. Okay?
35:59Look, one night my last month in Afghanistan, another medic, this guy Doug and me, went out with a squad of rangers.
36:13I followed a platoon into the enemy's position just to see if there was anybody alive.
36:18Anyway, we went into this, uh, this bunker or this cave.
36:23There was all these bodies, and they were all dead.
36:28Except for this one guy who, two minutes ago, was trying to kill me.
36:32I mean, his eyes were, were just staring at me.
36:36Not mean, no. Just like...
36:42Just like, help me.
36:44I was staring right at him, and, uh...
36:56I didn't do anything.
37:01I let him die, Tommy. I mean, he was a human being, and I just let him die.
37:08So I don't want to do this for you.
37:11I want to do this for me.
37:15I owe a life.
37:28Hi.
37:29Hi.
37:33Seems like I'm always apologizing for my family.
37:36You have nothing to apologize for.
37:38Oh, please.
37:39If they're not falling out of trees, then they're killing each other over sperm.
37:45That sure beats my family.
37:47They barely even talk to each other.
37:49Were you married? I, I never even asked.
37:52For ten years.
37:55Some things aren't meant to be.
37:59Am I...
38:01...crazy, or...?
38:03No.
38:05You're not crazy.
38:06You're not crazy.
38:09I'm shaking.
38:10I'm shaking.
38:11Oh, my God.
38:13What's your plan?
38:17What's your plan?
38:19Oh, my God.
38:20You're too late.
38:22Oh, my God.
38:24No.
38:26No.
38:28Boodoo big teeth.
38:29We should go, Mom.
38:34Dave's waiting.
38:36I don't know how the three of us are going to fit in that truck
38:38with everything I have piled in there,
38:40so I'll sit in the middle and give you more legroom.
38:42You know, Mom, if you really want to sit next to Dave,
38:45you should just say so.
38:47All right, I want to sit next to David.
38:52Okay, let's go.
38:53Goodbye, house.
39:00I hope whoever buys it appreciates how special it is.
39:04I don't know.
39:06I think its charms might be lost on anybody
39:08who didn't grow up spending their summers here.
39:12Well, it sure is beautiful to me.
39:14Justin was conceived here.
39:16Really?
39:17Well, that's a little more information than I could usually handle,
39:20but I guess since we've been talking about sperm all weekend,
39:24it's okay.
39:27I was hoping it would be lucky for Tommy and Julia, too.
39:32Yeah.
39:34Yeah.
39:37Wait.
39:40What are you doing?
39:43We're gonna leave one last mark on this old house.
39:46Oh, Mother, don't be silly.
39:47Stand up straight.
39:48Wait.
39:48Come on.
39:49What?
39:51I got...
39:52Oh, feet all the way in.
39:53If anybody is gonna leave a mark in this house,
39:56it is going to be you.
39:58Come on, Walker.
39:59Okay.
40:05Wow.
40:07Look how much you've grown.
40:13We couldn't figure out who that was.
40:17What's up?
40:17You look like you just saw a ghost.
40:19You look like you just saw a ghost.
40:20Do you know who that is?
40:22Saul?
40:23Who is that?
40:30Saul, did...
40:31Dad...
40:32Did Dad and Holly...
40:35Holly never made any claims for child support.
40:38And your father certainly never breathed a word about having a child with Holly.
40:45Does Holly have a child?
40:47Yes.
40:49Holly has a daughter.
40:51And I don't think anyone's interested in being served by idle speculation about paternity.
40:55Oh, I didn't think it's idle.
40:57I don't think it's idle.
40:59What's her name?
41:03Saul, what's Holly's daughter's name?
41:11Rebecca.
41:15Damn.
41:16How did everything go?
41:19Uh, it was fine.
41:19Thank you, ma'am.
41:22And you?
41:23Fine.
41:24Incidentally, I appreciate your support for gay cinema.
41:27We aim to please.
41:28Now, if you could all just fill out these forms.
41:31And we'll never know which one of them it is.
41:33That's the plan.
41:36Good luck.
41:37It was very nice meeting all of you.
41:39Okay, I cannot live with the fact that she knew exactly what I was doing in there.
41:44It's almost as bad as the time when mom walked in.
41:45Whoa, whoa, whoa.
41:50She's looking at me.
41:52You know, this whole anonymity thing is a joke.
41:57If the kid's well-dressed and witty, it's mine.
41:59You don't stand a chance.
42:00My little dudes have been to war.
42:02And stoned for the last ten years.
42:04Mine are effective.
42:04Okay, that's enough sperm talk for the rest of my life.
42:07I've got some time to kill you.
42:08Want to have a bite?
42:09Sure, why not?
42:10You're not going to ask this for a kidney, right?
42:12I wouldn't touch your kidney with a ten-foot pole.
42:14If they shelter me too
42:17I will shelter you
42:21I will shelter you
42:39Rick, move your head.
42:56Rick, move your head.
43:00Rick, move your head.