Barstool Pizza Review - Baker and Barista (Miami, FL) - video Dailymotion

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00:00All right, pizza review time.

00:11We are at the Baker and the Barista, right?

00:15Yeah, I didn't know if it was the Barista or the Baker.

00:19Ironically, this is like five minutes from where I live in Miami.

00:23I'm almost out of pizza places in Miami.

00:25Nowhere to go.

00:26I've done them all.

00:27So I Googled, and this place at Good Reviews, it's been here for a year.

00:33It's a Baker and a Barista.

00:34A coffee maker and a baker made it, opened it together.

00:37Lady, I talked to her, super nice.

00:40Like I'm rooting for her.

00:42She's like, you know, what you want?

00:43She's like, are you local?

00:44Yes.

00:45Well, why haven't you been here before?

00:46It's like, I just found out about it.

00:49What'd you come for?

00:50The pizza.

00:53Really small batch.

00:54They didn't have cheese.

00:55Look at that.

00:56Look at that.

00:57And they didn't have cheese.

00:58The margarita.

00:59She's like, sometimes we do margarita, sometimes we don't do margarita.

01:02So I had no choice to go off game plan.

01:05Something the Buffalo Bills could not do.

01:08Something the Buffalo Bills could not do when the Chiefs did that blitz.

01:11They couldn't go off plan, and they lost.

01:13I can go off plan.

01:14So we have a four cheese broccoli and a pepperoni spicy.

01:18It looks great.

01:21So we'll start with, I think the four cheese will be more, I mean, take the broccoli off.

01:26It's just a four cheese, right?

01:27So one bite.

01:28Everyone knows the rules.

01:29I told her, I go, if this is good, because they did small, I'm like, you're not gonna

01:34be able to keep up with demand.

01:35Because she did ask, she's like, what do you do?

01:36It's like, oh, I review pizza.

01:37She had no idea.

01:38She's like, oh, that's a cute little thing.

01:41That's cute.

01:42Like, do you have an Instagram?

01:43Like, do you even know it?

01:44I'm like, if I get this good review, you're not gonna be able to keep up with the demand.

01:49She's like, don't you worry about that.

01:50I will.

01:51We'll see.

01:52One bite.

01:53Everyone knows the rules.

01:54The baker and the barista, it's right off this game, kind of near, like, Mandalay.

02:13Now this one, that didn't taste like an old pizza for me.

02:16It's very good, but it's not, I don't even know how to review it.

02:24I don't know how to review this, because it's not cheese.

02:47I think this could be a low eight, if it was cheese.

02:51But I don't review non-cheese.

02:55So what am I supposed to do?

02:57Start crying like Matt James and his girlfriend in Japan, because the menu's not what I need?

03:01You just start bawling?

03:02Like, oh my God, this isn't the menu I need, and then there's tears.

03:07Yes, I saw a little of that on Call Her Day.

03:09Matt James, by the way, former bachelor, former guest on a One Bite Review.

03:13Can you imagine every time you go out to eat, you're recording, and the menu's off, you

03:18just start crying?

03:20Ugh.

03:21Um.

03:25How do I review this?

03:26Does this count if you just take a bite with no pepperoni?

03:29I don't know why we had to zoom in there, but.

03:35Okay, broccoli in the ground.

03:39I'm just going with seven-nine on the quality, but it's not, I may come back and do a margarita

03:45review.

03:48I also got, as a bonus, an oil cake.

03:52Why?

03:53Do you remember Tafasio's?

03:55I don't even want to eat this, because I want all the pizza.

04:04That's a nine-four.

04:06This just knocked my dick off.

04:07My dick's on the floor right now.

04:09By the way, this is a spicy pepperoni, it's burning my insides.

04:19Mmm.

04:20Baker and barista, started a year ago, with a baker and a barista, small business.

04:31This place is spectacular.

04:34Everything in it, I can tell, is so fresh and great, and this oil cake's like a nine-one.

04:41It's not Tafasio's in Troy, but it's pretty damn close.

04:45I think the pizza, depending on what you get, you know it's fresh, the mix and the toppings

04:49would be in the eights if I got the margarita.

04:51Overall, baker and barista, can't recommend it enough.

04:53A little small place, hidden, it's not live, you're not going to hear, mm-mm-mm, it's not

04:5911, it's just a lady, a baker, and a barista making great shit.

05:04It's open, I think, from like seven in the morning to 3.30, there you go, review.

Barstool Pizza Review - Baker and Barista (Miami, FL)

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