Ewshot Pantomime

Tindle News

19/12/2024

Pantomime Ewshot

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00:00🎵

00:27🎵 Something strange in the neighbourhood 🎵

00:31🎵 Who you gonna call? Crime Busters! 🎵

00:35🎵 Something weird and it don't look good 🎵

00:39🎵 Who you gonna call? Crime Busters! 🎵

00:47Oh, hello everybody!

00:49Hello!

00:51Thank goodness for Neighbourhood Watch helping us all to keep an eye on things.

00:54Too much trouble in our lovely village lately.

00:56I'm Tom and this is my cat, Marmaduke.

01:00We call him Juki for short.

01:02Say hello, Juki!

01:04Oh, hello! Sorry, I was somewhat distracted being about the stock market.

01:08Lovely to see you all.

01:10I'm Tom's highly intellectual and charismatic cat.

01:14🎵 These boots are made for walking 🎵

01:17🎵 And that's just what they'll do 🎵

01:20🎵 One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you 🎵

01:28Juki! Juki! Juki!

01:35You!

01:36🎵 I believe it's a miracle 🎵

01:40🎵 Since you came along 🎵

01:42🎵 You've sexed me! 🎵

01:44You sexy, pretty you!

01:50🎵 When did you come from, baby? 🎵

01:54🎵 How did you come? 🎵

01:56🎵 I didn't know! 🎵

01:58Oh, for heaven's sake, you two!

02:01Get a room, will you?

02:03Not in this very famous chalice from the palace.

02:10🎵 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 🎵

02:17🎵 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 🎵

02:20He's the king's favourite.

02:23The one he uses when he lunches with the drinkers of Yusha.

02:28You know, the lunches where they all get hammered for 12 hours

02:32and don't leave till gone midnight.

02:35The lunches where they all get so drunk

02:39and tell each other what they really think of other people in Yusha.

02:44🎵 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha 🎵

02:47🎵 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha 🎵

02:52🎵 Why do you build me up? 🎵

02:54🎵 Build you up 🎵

02:55🎵 Like a cup, baby, never let me down 🎵

02:57🎵 Let you down 🎵

02:58🎵 Festival, frown, then festival 🎵

03:01🎵 Festival 🎵

03:02🎵 You let me rot, baby, and I'm ripe for steel 🎵

03:04🎵 Ripe for steel 🎵

03:05🎵 I love you still, I need you! 🎵

03:07🎵 Need you! 🎵

03:08🎵 More than anyone, darling 🎵

03:10🎵 You know that I'm much more than a star 🎵

03:14🎵 So let me up, let me up 🎵

03:16🎵 I've got a cup, you bend my arm 🎵

03:19I am the bearer of horribly shocking news!

03:27Oh, what is it? What's the matter?

03:30The chalice has been stolen!

03:35It's been taken from the mystical box

03:38and the magical key is gone!

03:44Oh, your majesties, my name's Judy

03:48and I am told I'm in the Marquis of Ushot,

03:52a very clever and modest prince.

03:55I'm the Marquis of Ushot, apparently.

03:59Goodness me, who is this beautiful lady?

04:03I've never seen such beauty in all my life.

04:05I am Princess Crystal Pip,

04:07the most sought-after princess in the land of Ushot.

04:10Ushot? Why do you ask?

04:12I have enough admirers as it is.

04:14Um, no, not you.

04:17Maybe the other young lady.

04:20Oh, my gosh!

04:23What? Really?

04:27I'm Princess Sugar Honey.

04:31You look nice.

04:41My, it's gone kicking off in this manner, isn't it?

04:48Oh, oh, oh, Shiloh, Philippe,

04:52we need to torch it and torch it now.

04:54Yes, excusez-moi.

04:56Can you not see we need some privacy?

04:59We are in the middle of a session of snoggy-woggies.

05:03But this is important.

05:05Listen to me.

05:07The king has requested that we break into the castle dungeon

05:11to try to find the chalice from the palace.

05:14Um, but you, kid, you're a goody.

05:17Goody-goodies don't do things like that.

05:19Goody-goodies don't break into things.

05:21Do you think we'll eventually find the chalice?

05:24Call yourselves cat-gurglers.

05:26You're just milk-gurglers.

05:28Getting tired, are we?

05:31As torture, you are being made to stay awake all night.

05:36Do I have to stay awake too, Smell-Fungus?

05:39Course you do, stupid.

05:41We need to unwatch him, do we?

05:44Do you want me to put the chalice on in there, Smell-Fungus?

05:47No, let's have a celebratory drink from it first.

05:51Good idea.

05:53Give me the chalice, Smell-Fungus,

05:55and I shall fetch some wine in it.

05:57I found some in the old wine cellar.

05:59A nice drink before ding-dings.

06:02Ding-dings.

06:05Oh no, I'm going to be so drunk to get all frosty.

06:09Where's Frosty? I'm frosty the Brute.

06:12Get him out, get him out.

06:15Hurry up, Frosty.

06:17I'll get out, I'll shoot you, frantic, crazy frog.

06:21Go away, go away.

06:25They're going to drink from the chalice.

06:27They don't know of its magic powers.

06:29They're going to say the truth, the whole truth,

06:31and nothing but the truth.

06:33Smell-Fungus.

06:35You go first.

06:37About time, Frosty, about time.

06:42Mmm, delicious.

06:45It's that nice Merlot from Little Waitrose.

06:48Here, have some.

06:54Mmm, it's delicious, isn't it? Really nice.

06:57Oh, please don't hurt us.

06:59Oh, please don't be nasty to us.

07:01Take your shoes off, those two.

07:03Stop being stupid.

07:05You got nothing from us.

07:07You stole.

07:09You can hear a big story on Smell-Fungus and Fuzzy Lug.

07:13So please forgive us, pretty please.

07:16Please forgive us, pretty please.

07:20Does that mean they are not going to court?

07:23Oh, I have a friend, a very close friend,

07:27a handsome one,

07:29and she won't set the court.

07:31She could send them down.

07:37No, it's all right, Philippe.

07:39I've decided to picket.

07:41Please, I really don't want to live in front of them.

07:44Please hurry up.

07:46Yes, hurry up.

07:48I'm scared. Please, please.

07:52Believe the love, there is some love in you.

07:56I just can't believe it's true.

07:59I just can't believe the wonder of this feeling too.

08:03I just can't believe it's true.

08:06Oh, sugar.

08:10Oh, honey, honey.

08:14You are my candy girl.

08:17And you got me wanting you.

08:22Oh, honey.

08:25Oh, sugar, sugar.

08:28Oh, sugar.

08:59So, sugar, do you take Tom to be your lawful wedded husband?

09:05I do.

09:09And Tom, do you take sugar to be your lawful wedded wife?

09:13I do.

09:16So I pronounce you man and wife.

09:20Yay!

09:23Not as good as Dawn and Rob's though.

09:26Where's the sloe gin? Where's the sloe gin?

09:28Let's party!

09:40We're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight.

09:43And we'd especially like to welcome members of the New South Wales Law Enforcement Community.

09:47Otherwise known as Navy Watch, who've decided to join us here in the woods for the Royal Wedding at this time.

09:52We do sincerely hope that you enjoy the show.

09:54And just remember, no matter who you are or what you do, live, thrive and survive.

09:59There are some things that make us all the same.

10:02You.

10:03Me.

10:04Them.

10:06Everybody.

10:07Everybody.

10:08Everybody needs somebody.

10:13Everybody needs somebody.

10:17A love.

10:18Someone to love.

10:19Someone to love.

10:21A sweetheart to miss.

10:23Sweetheart to miss.

10:24Sugar to kiss.

10:25Sugar to kiss.

10:27I need you.

10:28You.

10:29You.

10:30I need you.

10:31You.

10:32You.

10:33I need you.

10:34You.

10:35You.

10:36I need you.

10:37You.

10:38You.

10:39Sometimes I feel.

10:40I feel a little sad inside.

10:43But when I see that he's happy.

10:45I never, never, never, never miss.

10:47I need you.

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