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Ewshot Pantomime
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19/12/2024
Pantomime Ewshot
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00:00
🎵
00:27
🎵 Something strange in the neighbourhood 🎵
00:31
🎵 Who you gonna call? Crime Busters! 🎵
00:35
🎵 Something weird and it don't look good 🎵
00:39
🎵 Who you gonna call? Crime Busters! 🎵
00:47
Oh, hello everybody!
00:49
Hello!
00:51
Thank goodness for Neighbourhood Watch helping us all to keep an eye on things.
00:54
Too much trouble in our lovely village lately.
00:56
I'm Tom and this is my cat, Marmaduke.
01:00
We call him Juki for short.
01:02
Say hello, Juki!
01:04
Oh, hello! Sorry, I was somewhat distracted being about the stock market.
01:08
Lovely to see you all.
01:10
I'm Tom's highly intellectual and charismatic cat.
01:14
🎵 These boots are made for walking 🎵
01:17
🎵 And that's just what they'll do 🎵
01:20
🎵 One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you 🎵
01:28
Juki! Juki! Juki!
01:35
You!
01:36
🎵 I believe it's a miracle 🎵
01:40
🎵 Since you came along 🎵
01:42
🎵 You've sexed me! 🎵
01:44
You sexy, pretty you!
01:50
🎵 When did you come from, baby? 🎵
01:54
🎵 How did you come? 🎵
01:56
🎵 I didn't know! 🎵
01:58
Oh, for heaven's sake, you two!
02:01
Get a room, will you?
02:03
Not in this very famous chalice from the palace.
02:10
🎵 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 🎵
02:17
🎵 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 🎵
02:20
He's the king's favourite.
02:23
The one he uses when he lunches with the drinkers of Yusha.
02:28
You know, the lunches where they all get hammered for 12 hours
02:32
and don't leave till gone midnight.
02:35
The lunches where they all get so drunk
02:39
and tell each other what they really think of other people in Yusha.
02:44
🎵 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha 🎵
02:47
🎵 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha 🎵
02:52
🎵 Why do you build me up? 🎵
02:54
🎵 Build you up 🎵
02:55
🎵 Like a cup, baby, never let me down 🎵
02:57
🎵 Let you down 🎵
02:58
🎵 Festival, frown, then festival 🎵
03:01
🎵 Festival 🎵
03:02
🎵 You let me rot, baby, and I'm ripe for steel 🎵
03:04
🎵 Ripe for steel 🎵
03:05
🎵 I love you still, I need you! 🎵
03:07
🎵 Need you! 🎵
03:08
🎵 More than anyone, darling 🎵
03:10
🎵 You know that I'm much more than a star 🎵
03:14
🎵 So let me up, let me up 🎵
03:16
🎵 I've got a cup, you bend my arm 🎵
03:19
I am the bearer of horribly shocking news!
03:27
Oh, what is it? What's the matter?
03:30
The chalice has been stolen!
03:35
It's been taken from the mystical box
03:38
and the magical key is gone!
03:44
Oh, your majesties, my name's Judy
03:48
and I am told I'm in the Marquis of Ushot,
03:52
a very clever and modest prince.
03:55
I'm the Marquis of Ushot, apparently.
03:59
Goodness me, who is this beautiful lady?
04:03
I've never seen such beauty in all my life.
04:05
I am Princess Crystal Pip,
04:07
the most sought-after princess in the land of Ushot.
04:10
Ushot? Why do you ask?
04:12
I have enough admirers as it is.
04:14
Um, no, not you.
04:17
Maybe the other young lady.
04:20
Oh, my gosh!
04:23
What? Really?
04:27
I'm Princess Sugar Honey.
04:31
You look nice.
04:41
My, it's gone kicking off in this manner, isn't it?
04:48
Oh, oh, oh, Shiloh, Philippe,
04:52
we need to torch it and torch it now.
04:54
Yes, excusez-moi.
04:56
Can you not see we need some privacy?
04:59
We are in the middle of a session of snoggy-woggies.
05:03
But this is important.
05:05
Listen to me.
05:07
The king has requested that we break into the castle dungeon
05:11
to try to find the chalice from the palace.
05:14
Um, but you, kid, you're a goody.
05:17
Goody-goodies don't do things like that.
05:19
Goody-goodies don't break into things.
05:21
Do you think we'll eventually find the chalice?
05:24
Call yourselves cat-gurglers.
05:26
You're just milk-gurglers.
05:28
Getting tired, are we?
05:31
As torture, you are being made to stay awake all night.
05:36
Do I have to stay awake too, Smell-Fungus?
05:39
Course you do, stupid.
05:41
We need to unwatch him, do we?
05:44
Do you want me to put the chalice on in there, Smell-Fungus?
05:47
No, let's have a celebratory drink from it first.
05:51
Good idea.
05:53
Give me the chalice, Smell-Fungus,
05:55
and I shall fetch some wine in it.
05:57
I found some in the old wine cellar.
05:59
A nice drink before ding-dings.
06:02
Ding-dings.
06:05
Oh no, I'm going to be so drunk to get all frosty.
06:09
Where's Frosty? I'm frosty the Brute.
06:12
Get him out, get him out.
06:15
Hurry up, Frosty.
06:17
I'll get out, I'll shoot you, frantic, crazy frog.
06:21
Go away, go away.
06:25
They're going to drink from the chalice.
06:27
They don't know of its magic powers.
06:29
They're going to say the truth, the whole truth,
06:31
and nothing but the truth.
06:33
Smell-Fungus.
06:35
You go first.
06:37
About time, Frosty, about time.
06:42
Mmm, delicious.
06:45
It's that nice Merlot from Little Waitrose.
06:48
Here, have some.
06:54
Mmm, it's delicious, isn't it? Really nice.
06:57
Oh, please don't hurt us.
06:59
Oh, please don't be nasty to us.
07:01
Take your shoes off, those two.
07:03
Stop being stupid.
07:05
You got nothing from us.
07:07
You stole.
07:09
You can hear a big story on Smell-Fungus and Fuzzy Lug.
07:13
So please forgive us, pretty please.
07:16
Please forgive us, pretty please.
07:20
Does that mean they are not going to court?
07:23
Oh, I have a friend, a very close friend,
07:27
a handsome one,
07:29
and she won't set the court.
07:31
She could send them down.
07:37
No, it's all right, Philippe.
07:39
I've decided to picket.
07:41
Please, I really don't want to live in front of them.
07:44
Please hurry up.
07:46
Yes, hurry up.
07:48
I'm scared. Please, please.
07:52
Believe the love, there is some love in you.
07:56
I just can't believe it's true.
07:59
I just can't believe the wonder of this feeling too.
08:03
I just can't believe it's true.
08:06
Oh, sugar.
08:10
Oh, honey, honey.
08:14
You are my candy girl.
08:17
And you got me wanting you.
08:22
Oh, honey.
08:25
Oh, sugar, sugar.
08:28
Oh, sugar.
08:59
So, sugar, do you take Tom to be your lawful wedded husband?
09:05
I do.
09:09
And Tom, do you take sugar to be your lawful wedded wife?
09:13
I do.
09:16
So I pronounce you man and wife.
09:20
Yay!
09:23
Not as good as Dawn and Rob's though.
09:26
Where's the sloe gin? Where's the sloe gin?
09:28
Let's party!
09:40
We're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight.
09:43
And we'd especially like to welcome members of the New South Wales Law Enforcement Community.
09:47
Otherwise known as Navy Watch, who've decided to join us here in the woods for the Royal Wedding at this time.
09:52
We do sincerely hope that you enjoy the show.
09:54
And just remember, no matter who you are or what you do, live, thrive and survive.
09:59
There are some things that make us all the same.
10:02
You.
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Me.
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Them.
10:06
Everybody.
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Everybody.
10:08
Everybody needs somebody.
10:13
Everybody needs somebody.
10:17
A love.
10:18
Someone to love.
10:19
Someone to love.
10:21
A sweetheart to miss.
10:23
Sweetheart to miss.
10:24
Sugar to kiss.
10:25
Sugar to kiss.
10:27
I need you.
10:28
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I need you.
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10:36
I need you.
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10:38
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10:39
Sometimes I feel.
10:40
I feel a little sad inside.
10:43
But when I see that he's happy.
10:45
I never, never, never, never miss.
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