Barstool Pizza Review - Yes! Cafe & Pizza (Miami, FL) presented by Tommy John - video Dailymotion

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00:00If anyone should be doing this review with you, it's me.

00:22Why's that?

00:23Listen, I've been your biggest fan since day one.

00:24Okay.

00:25Okay?

00:26I message you all the way, real quick, before we do this.

00:27Well, I'm already doing it.

00:28Oh, it's a lie?

00:29Well, yeah.

00:30We come out, I get the pizza, I do it.

00:31Fuck it.

00:32So you invite yourself to the pizza?

00:33I was here first.

00:34Oh, you're right.

00:35I thought I'd go pick up my pizza.

00:36Anyways, it's Yes Cafe.

00:37What's your name?

00:38I don't know.

00:39Cristiano.

00:40Cristiano.

00:41We just met a second ago.

00:42You know, by the way, that there's no such thing as coincidence in the universe?

00:43No such thing as coincidence in the universe?

00:57Everything happens by divine providence.

00:58You're crazy.

00:59You're saying it, and then we get in the water.

01:00It seems like we're in heaven or something.

01:01Oh!

01:02I like that.

01:03I do.

01:04And see?

01:05Are you a practicing Jew?

01:06I know I'm a Jew.

01:07But he's a man of God.

01:08So you can appreciate it.

01:09Yeah, he is.

01:10But see, when I'm hanging out around, probably so many Italians who don't eat pizza.

01:11You see that?

01:12All of the Catholic, baptismal-type people, they don't eat pizza.

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02:16Believe it or not.

02:17I'm going to say this and this is going to be on YouTube.

02:18Fuck it.

02:19Guys.

02:20Okay.

02:21This is for all the people out there.

02:22No.

02:23Real quick.

02:24Ready?

02:25This is for all the people out there.

02:26Because everyone.

02:27Listen.

02:28You got something.

02:29He's got something.

02:30I'm more open than most people are.

02:31Right?

02:32My name's on Google.

02:33If you want to find out.

02:34What does that mean?

02:35The point is that, listen.

02:36No one's perfect.

02:37Right?

02:38Everyone has a past.

02:39Right?

02:40If we Google you, it's going to be bad shit?

02:41Don't be as funny.

02:42Just fucking.

02:43That's what you said.

02:44Can you be real with me, dog?

02:46Alright.

02:47The point is that we all have made mistakes in our lives.

02:48Right?

02:49Agreed.

02:50Okay?

02:51And you're a very real ass motherfucker.

02:52I've seen you interview with Trump.

02:53Right?

02:54You were very humble down there.

02:55You do all this shit.

02:56The Miami.

02:57You joke around.

02:58I would be.

02:59So do I.

03:00Okay?

03:01I can see it.

03:02The point though is that.

03:03Listen.

03:04All the bullshit.

03:05Miami's full of all this bullshit.

03:06Right?

03:07He's from the Northeast.

03:08I'm from Philadelphia.

03:09Okay?

03:10So we keep it a buck.

03:11Right?

03:12I'm going to keep it a bucket.

03:13Okay.

03:14I've made mistakes.

03:15But everyone is capable of changing.

03:16And everyone deserves a second chance.

03:17If it seems legit.

03:18If it seems genuine.

03:19If they seem like they're on some bullshit show.

03:20You can say.

03:21Vete pa la pinga.

03:22Get the fuck out.

03:23Right?

03:24Or an Italian on the property would say.

03:25Ma va te?

03:26Get lost.

03:27Right?

03:28But if someone shows a sincere.

03:29I'm sorry.

03:30I'm sorry.

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03:43Absolute commitment to a bettering life.

03:44Give them a second chance.

03:45Why not.

03:46Right.

03:47Right.

03:48Why not.

03:49I agree with that.

03:51This pizza by the way is being like 640.

03:52I gotta make a score of 640.

03:53It felt like an East Coast pizza or something.

03:57Well listen.

03:58If you want a really good pizza.

03:59I think you made a dumbon already before.

04:01I don't know if this is the original location.

04:03It's called Pizza firmiore.

04:04There?

04:05Oh my God.

04:06Listen.

04:07I thought we were...

04:08If you have time.

04:09I don't know how much time you have.

04:10I've been to every single piece of it yet and all of the

04:14Every single one, maybe other than five. Okay, mr. Oh one every single one

04:21I love this guy. You're too fucking deep in the fucking pizza community. Don't well-respected to trip me up with some self

04:28That's like a tourist shit

04:30I know they are but don't go beyond the superficial Brickle South Beach type shit

04:42I probably have I know you have but I'm saying, you know, that's like those are good

04:46It's everywhere you get because you've been even outside the u.s

04:50You'll be right, you know in your heart that the best spots are the ones they have the fucking different chairs

04:57Tables don't match the paint's falling off the wall. Sometimes I just gave you the best of my hand

05:04Why would I lie

05:10Well, that's the best New York

05:15Because listen the way he does his reviews and he's doing it more so now than ever is

05:22by

05:24Style right because I like this and everyone

05:29I'm talking like right talk about tradition forget about you know

05:33How how long someone puts a fucking pizza in an oven right that doesn't determine right like the roof

05:39It's like saying you're not Jewish

05:41Got blonde hair and someone in fucking me. I just thought yeah, you want me real that analogy

05:47No, that's not. Okay. Fine. Take it down. It's like right like we're gonna keep it real

05:53Okay, fine, so someone's not like your culture is not the color, right

06:05We're talking pizza

06:07So let's talk pizza

06:08Detroit style is different than New York style is different than Napolitano is different than the Roman style is different than

06:16I don't know. What's your faith?

06:19My favorite style means know your favorite pizza in Miami

06:27Place you've never been to

06:32I love Jewish. Listen, I tried to fight. I've never I

06:37What I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna bless you with my boy. Listen. Oh, I

06:42Tried actually I met this Jewish rabbi of 41st Street, right? Yeah, Arthur Godfrey

06:46I asked him if he would be kind enough to kind of

06:50inculcate me

06:53You know, no, thank you, but we'll give it to homeless person to some to some synagogue, right?

06:59Well, I do one on your favorite pizza

07:02Well, we're the lead

07:06The most

07:08So you say that I can say whatever I want because I am what I say

07:11Yeah, well, I didn't blare it out, but I everyone knows me

07:14I've been to prison bro, but favorite beats

07:19They call me a red bone

07:21Oh, I want knows your favorite pizza. It's a Nostra. It's a Nostra. All right, there it is

Barstool Pizza Review - Yes! Cafe & Pizza (Miami, FL) presented by Tommy John

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