Barstool Pizza Review - Joe's Pizza (Miami, FL) - video Dailymotion

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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:03 All right, pizza review time.

00:14 A little rain.

00:15 Joe's Pizza, Wynwood, Miami.

00:17 New.

00:18 I've tried all the jokes.

00:19 And now the joke's on me.

00:23 Because if you're paying attention, product--

00:27 yeah, I'm rich.

00:28 I've said that.

00:29 So I shop at nice stores--

00:31 Gucci, Prada, Dior.

00:34 Occasionally, I'll step it up.

00:36 And what they do at fancy stores is they have a rep.

00:38 They get commission.

00:39 They send you texts, hey, I think you'd like this.

00:41 I think you'd like this.

00:42 Well, Prada sent me a text, hey, Dave, got new styles

00:45 and you'd like it.

00:46 And it looked like I was invading Cuba.

00:49 That's what they sent me.

00:50 It's like, oh, this guy's jumping to Cuba.

00:52 And he's going after Fidel.

00:54 I made jokes.

00:55 I laughed.

00:55 Everyone's like, Dave, you've got to get the whole fit.

00:57 I went into Prada, dead serious, shopped around.

01:02 I spent $6,000 head to toe on this fit.

01:06 What's crazy?

01:08 My wallet, they got 9,000 pockets.

01:11 They don't get a back pocket.

01:16 I think it's a joke.

01:17 But I spent $6,000.

01:19 And then DJ Khalid is making TikToks

01:22 that I now have to go home and I got to duet

01:24 because he's wearing.

01:26 And what's weird is in Miami, I kind of look like I fit in.

01:30 Like people aren't even blinking.

01:31 Like, hey, picture.

01:32 Like, do I have a grenade in here?

01:34 Whatever.

01:34 Joe's one bite everyone knows the rules.

01:36 I'm kind of pulling it off.

01:41 Like, that's the thing that's fucking crazy about it

01:44 is I put it on and I'm like, fuck,

01:48 it looked pretty fucking good.

01:50 Anyway, Joe's.

01:51 And these can vary.

01:52 Go down to Carriage.

01:53 Joe's in New York give it an 8 and 1/2.

01:56 I think Michigan didn't make it to 8.

01:58 They vary.

01:58 I am still insulted that every Joe's I go in

02:01 has a picture of every pizza person sled.

02:04 They never put me on the wall.

02:07 It was good.

02:07 Hey.

02:14 What is that?

02:16 [INAUDIBLE]

02:20 It's all good.

02:21 I know.

02:23 I know.

02:25 Listen, I know.

02:27 Almost Guy knows.

02:28 He's like, you go to Cuba.

02:29 You're about to engage.

02:30 Good luck, sir.

02:30 Guy knows fast.

02:37 This is good.

02:39 This is a great slice.

02:42 8-2 slice.

02:43 This is a great slice.

02:44 This is a great slice.

02:46 I don't know if you'll get them all like this.

02:48 Big shot.

02:48 Bigger than I thought.

02:49 They can vary.

02:51 This is a great Joe's slice.

02:52 8-2.

02:55 I'm sure that's cigar, right?

02:58 Fuck.

02:59 All right.

03:00 There you go.

03:00 That's our view.

03:03 [WHOOSH]

03:05 [Whoosh]

03:07 (whooshing)

Barstool Pizza Review - Joe's Pizza (Miami, FL)

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