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Let’s talk about Joaquin Phoenix as Commodus in Gladiator #shorts #gladiator #cracked #movie
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11/13/2024
It's Pro-Commodus Propaganda. #youtubeshorts #explained #comedy
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Let's talk about Joaquin Phoenix as Commodus. He's into his sister, his name means toilet,
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and he's the Joker baby. In spite of all of that, the funny thing about Gladiator's depiction of
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Commodus is that it kind of comes off as pro-Commodus propaganda. Like, if Commodus meant
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anything to you in terms of real political consequences in your life, this would be the
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equivalent of that new Reagan movie. You'd be sitting there screaming about the whitewashing
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of history and whatnot. A brief inventory. In real life, Commodus didn't want to bone his sister,
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which sounds good, until I add that he didn't want to bone her so hard that he had her exiled
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and murdered. A lot of folks plotted against Okami, including his sister, and historians of
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the time largely consider him to be the worst emperor Rome ever had.
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If they don't respect me, how can they ever love me?
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