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00:00All right, pizza review time in the middle of Cobra Football Central Café, Middleborough.

00:15All-time review walked into like a Super Bowl party, basically, with a million Cobra football

00:20players right there screaming and yelling.

00:22Get the fuck out of here!

00:23Middleborough Coltons won the championship in New York last night.

00:27He said he broke football, dude.

00:28Holy shit.

00:29This is it, yo!

00:30I'm all in on Cobra Football.

00:31You never know with these fucking reviews when you're walking.

00:32He just smoked you!

00:33He just smoked you!

00:34He just smoked you!

00:35He just smoked you!

00:36He just smoked you!

00:37He just smoked you!

00:38He just smoked you!

00:39He just smoked you!

00:40He just smoked you!

00:41He just smoked you!

00:42He just smoked you!

00:43He just smoked you!

00:44He just smoked you!

00:45He just smoked you!

00:46He just smoked you!

00:47He just smoked you!

00:48He just smoked you!

00:49He just smoked you!

00:50He just smoked you!

00:51He just smoked you, baby!

00:52Cobra Football!

00:53ards!

00:54Cobra Football!

00:55Let's go, go!

00:56Wild.

00:57Go, Roberts!

00:58Go, Roberts!

00:59Go, Roberts!

01:00Go, Roberts!

01:01Go, Roberts!

01:02Wow.

01:03It turns into like a self brought-I'm Cobra now.

01:04Like I'm in the Machines.

01:05We'll get you a ring.

01:06One guy in there he's like, you gonna come back and announce the game again?

01:07It's like, I don't even know what you're talking about.

01:08And so I said, look Cobra I bought you this t-shirt.

01:19It's like, I don't even know what you're talking about.

01:21He's had a long night.

01:23He's like, you announce the game, it's like, I promise you I have it.

01:25Can you get your back to announce a home game?

01:27A what?

01:29A house next season.

01:31Yes!

01:33That would be fast.

01:35No, do you need to announce us first game?

01:37No, I don't know what you're talking about.

01:39Ah, yeah.

01:43I'm not fucking lying.

01:45I didn't announce a home game.

01:47No.

01:49Oh, okay.

01:51Sorry.

01:53Anyways, One Bite Everett knows the rules.

01:55Central Cafe.

01:57Even if this pizza is awful, there's no shot I can give it a bad score.

01:59Everyone's right here.

02:01Oh, we're all gentlemen.

02:03The family's right there.

02:05A million things.

02:07Oh, here we go. One Bite Everett knows the rules. Central Cafe.

02:09Also, they made this very clear.

02:11They gave me a t-shirt. I got a lot of merch.

02:13But a staff shirt that nobody gets.

02:15Now for the pizza.

02:17Oh, yeah!

02:19I don't want to burn my face off.

02:23Great bar pie.

02:25Good pizza!

02:27A little on the fluffy side, too, for the bar pie.

02:29Which I like.

02:33Good crust.

02:35Needs another bite.

02:37Seven, nine?

02:39Oh!

02:41Oh!

02:47That's wild.

02:49Very good score.

02:51Congrats again to the Cobra.

02:53Middleborough Cobras.

02:55Won the Semi-Pro Football League last night.

02:57Super Bowl champs.

02:59You got guys walking around with ten rings in there.

03:01Belichick or something.

03:03So there you go. That's the review.

03:05Central Cafe, Middleborough.

03:11Thank you overall.

03:13Thank you very much.

03:15Very nice to meet you.

03:17Thank you so much.

03:19Yes!

03:21Go Cobra!

03:23Oh!

03:25Dang.

03:27Cool.

03:29Thank you so much.

03:31Have a good one.

03:33Thank you, Dave.

03:37See you guys.

03:39Ha-ha-ha.

03:41What a review.

03:43You guys still working?

03:45Yes!

03:47Come on!

03:49Come on!

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