It's Showtime: Mga may ‘Kalokalike,’ nagkalat sa Madlang Pipol! (Kalokalike)

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Aired (October 11, 2024): Hindi lang si Karylle ang may kalokalike, pati na rin sina Jhong Hilario, Buboy Villar, Brod Pete at Tirso Cruz III!

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00:00Hey!

00:01Hey!

00:02Hey!

00:03The crazy people are counting, baby boy.

00:05Crazy people.

00:06Just two.

00:07Buddy.

00:08We're here.

00:09We're here.

00:10We're here.

00:11I saw you.

00:12Come here.

00:13Hi, brother.

00:14Hi.

00:15He didn't raise his hand.

00:16You didn't raise your hand.

00:17There.

00:18There.

00:19There.

00:20There.

00:21There.

00:22There.

00:23What's your name?

00:24I'm Kim Jemar from Lipa, Batangas.

00:26What's up, badlang people?

00:28What's up?

00:30He's happy with the eyebags up and down.

00:33That's a trend now.

00:34The eyebags up and down.

00:36Yes.

00:37That's a trend now.

00:38Brother.

00:39Yes.

00:40For you, what's Ate Karell's name?

00:41For me, she's a localite.

00:44Ah.

00:45Localite.

00:46Yes.

00:47You're convinced that you really got Ate Kim.

00:48Because her appearance, her accents, and her way of speaking.

00:55She really got it.

00:56So she's a localite.

00:57A localite.

00:58Yes.

00:59Let's ask who your localite is.

01:00Yes.

01:01Who's your localite?

01:02I don't think I need to ask who my localite is.

01:06Why?

01:07Who is it?

01:08Your councilor.

01:09Ah.

01:10Jong Hilario.

01:11What's up, badlang people?

01:12Jong Hilario.

01:13Oh, badlang people.

01:14Hey.

01:15Who's Jong?

01:16Hey.

01:17Hey.

01:18What's up?

01:19Your eyebags up and down are really strong.

01:20Brother Jong.

01:21Brother Jong.

01:22Put it on.

01:23Brother Jong.

01:24Put it on.

01:25Put it on.

01:26Put it on.

01:27Put it on.

01:28Put it on.

01:29Put it on.

01:30Put it on.

01:31I'm the best of friends.

01:32I'm prouder to be his best friend.

01:33Hey, hey.

01:34Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

01:35Hey, hey, hey.

01:36Sit down.

01:37Sit down.

01:38Sit down.

01:39Sit down, such beautiful people.

01:40Nice to meet you.

01:41He's come for November considered one of the awards.

01:41Yes.

01:42Yes.

01:44Brother Kim, you thought that you have no problem with the score?

01:47But next time I see you, you'll end up crying.

01:49He's good at crying.

01:50You have many other problems.

01:52I see EveryJongthin.

01:53That's super dance?

01:54I don't know what you're doing to our celebrities.

01:56You're stupid.

01:58And in the promo of the movie,

02:00if you're wearing this, you're stupid.

02:02There's a jacket like that.

02:04Jhon was wearing it when he was campaigning.

02:06Yes, of course.

02:08But we have someone you want to talk to.

02:10Who?

02:11Poboy Pilyar.

02:12That's the one you want to talk to.

02:14Yes, it's Poboy.

02:16Poboy Pilyar.

02:18How are you?

02:20Wait, wait.

02:21How are you, Poboy?

02:23I'm okay. I'm just busy.

02:27How's the house of the happiest person?

02:29How are you?

02:33How's the house of the happiest person?

02:35There's someone who looks like that.

02:37That's a leg walk.

02:41How are you?

02:43I'm okay, brother.

02:45Say hello.

02:47Say hello to the Madlang people.

02:49What's up, Madlang people?

02:53His hair looks like it was shaved.

02:57Poboy is next to...

02:59Mr. Pringles.

03:01Mr. Pringles?

03:03We have a lot of locals like Mr. Pringles.

03:05Ryan, on your right,

03:07you're MC. I thought it was Pilyar.

03:09MC.

03:11I thought it was Pilyar.

03:13He's getting fat.

03:15He doesn't speak Tagalog.

03:17Singaporean.

03:19Aunt MC.

03:21Hello.

03:23We have a lot of locals like you.

03:25Those are the contestants.

03:29They look like they're the best.

03:31I wish you were here to audition.

03:33You're in the studio.

03:35Introduce him to MC.

03:37Tell him about MC.

03:39Talk to him.

03:41One of our hosts

03:43looks like you.

03:45You want to see

03:47who your local is?

03:49Search on Google.

03:51MC.

03:55He's not Filipino, right?

03:57Singaporean.

03:59He can speak a little.

04:03Too deep.

04:05A little.

04:07He's Singaporean.

04:15Welcome to the Philippines.

04:19He's also the host of Brad Pitt.

04:21Alien.

04:23Alien.

04:27You're still getting auditions.

04:29You're here in the studio.

04:31Danny Javier.

04:33Danny Javier.

04:35One of you is Buboy Pilyar.

04:37He's also the host of Two Way.

04:39Who?

04:41The one who snatched Quintus.

04:43He's the host of Two Way.

04:45Yes, I snatched him

04:47in MEU when I was still studying.

04:51There's also a local

04:53in Babaayon Rayo.

04:55Who?

04:57Tirso Cruz III.

05:03That's right.

05:05That's right.

05:11Tirso Cruz III is the one

05:13who snatched Quintus.

05:21How are you, Tito Pip?

05:23I'm okay.

05:25I'm fine.

05:29Tito Pip and Joey.

05:33Tito Pip and Joey is their group.

05:37We have a lot of crazy people.

05:39Here they are.

05:41Who won?

05:43Four of them.

05:45We only need three.

05:47Let's take a look.

05:49Do you know who Tirso Cruz looks like?

05:51Has anyone told you?

05:53There's also Ate Gay.

05:57Ate Gay is a paparazzi.

05:59Ate Gay is a mashup.

06:05There's more.

06:07There's also Juggz.

06:13If you're Juggz,

06:15where's your grandma's favorite?

06:19Tobacco.

06:21Why?

06:23Look at me now.

06:25I'm fat.

06:37I'm fat.

06:41I'm fat.

06:43I'm fat.

06:45I'm fat.

06:47I'm fat.

06:49I'm fat.

06:51I'm fat.

06:53I'm fat.

06:55I'm fat.

06:57I'm fat.

06:59I'm fat.

07:01I'm fat.

07:03I'm fat.

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