It's Showtime: Meme Vice, may niligawan noon?! (EXpecially For You)

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Aired (May 18, 2024): Vice Ganda, ikinuwento kung saan nga ba nagsimula ang kanyang panliligaw dati.

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00:00 You told your parents, your father, your boyfriend?

00:05 Before?

00:05 Immediately? Or you hide it first?

00:07 Not first because when it's red, the father will get more angry.

00:14 Huh?

00:16 It's like, it's just a change, don't do it first.

00:18 Not first?

00:20 Yes or no?

00:22 How many years before you introduced him to your father?

00:24 When was that? It's been a long time.

00:26 No, how many years have you been together?

00:28 In the Philippines, when they found out that you and Gerald broke up.

00:32 When we found out that you were crying on your TV series, "Ending."

00:36 It's a movie, "Ending My Darling."

00:40 Is that a movie?

00:42 They're not there anymore.

00:44 They broke up, you didn't confess.

00:46 That day, I was so sad.

00:48 But what's harder to tell your parents?

00:52 The son of a woman or the son of a man?

00:54 Because it's not that easy to open up to your parents.

01:00 "I have a boyfriend or a girlfriend."

01:02 Especially if you're still young.

01:04 Where are you more attached?

01:06 To the son of a woman or the son of a man?

01:08 It doesn't matter.

01:10 When you're young.

01:12 Women mostly.

01:14 Women mostly.

01:16 Maybe it's like a woman.

01:18 Because women are very invested.

01:20 Poor gay people, they have no choices.

01:22 You're the one who's in the team.

01:24 You're the one who's in the team.

01:26 You're the one who's in the team.

01:28 We're in the channel.

01:30 We say goodbye to our parents in the parlor.

01:36 Because in our house, we're not out and about.

01:40 To our mothers outside the house,

01:42 to other families, we say goodbye right away.

01:46 What if you say goodbye to your father or mother?

01:50 Oh, this one. No chemistry.

01:52 I told my father before,

01:54 the one I'm courting.

01:56 How did you tell him?

01:58 I told him.

02:00 Because there's always someone who's always on the phone.

02:04 The one who's always on the phone.

02:06 The one who's always on the phone.

02:08 How old was he?

02:10 Young. High school. Teenager.

02:12 14, 15.

02:14 How did you approach him?

02:16 I was always on the phone.

02:18 My father's house is near his house.

02:20 He's drinking there.

02:22 He's drinking Philip.

02:24 He's putting it in his pocket.

02:26 I was always on the phone.

02:28 He said, "Toy."

02:30 I said, "Dad, I'm courting someone."

02:34 What did you say?

02:36 I said, "Toy, of course."

02:38 He's handsome.

02:40 He's handsome.

02:42 He's the same age.

02:44 I was 12 years old.

02:46 My father died when I was 13.

02:48 He was in grade 6.

02:50 I was courting someone.

02:52 40 years ago.

02:54 But the truth is,

02:56 I didn't...

02:58 He's only 14 years old.

03:00 I was 23.

03:02 I was 23.

03:04 I wish you were my roommate.

03:06 You were just born again.

03:08 He called you.

03:10 The phone went off.

03:12 I was a pendejo.

03:14 You were courting someone.

03:16 I said, "Yes, dad.

03:18 I'm courting someone."

03:20 I said,

03:22 "But I wasn't really courting him."

03:24 "What was it?"

03:26 "I was just talking about my assignment."

03:28 "But I was courting him."

03:30 "So that I can keep my promise to my father."

03:32 "Because that would make my father very happy."

03:36 He was courting someone.

03:38 He was even spreading rumors about his friends.

03:40 Who's his name?

03:42 I don't want to say.

03:44 Go ahead.

03:46 What's his name?

03:48 He's here.

03:50 This is Nana's short hair.

03:52 No.

03:54 Don't fool me.

03:56 This is Raul. He's with Professor X.

03:58 He's not Professor X.

04:00 He's X-Men.

04:02 Hello.

04:04 Hello.

04:06 See?

04:08 Everyone around him is laughing.

04:10 He's the one who's laughing.

04:12 He's still looking at you.

04:14 He's still asking, "Who's Professor X?"

04:16 Don't do that.

04:18 He might leave.

04:20 He's our sponsor.

04:22 [END]

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