It's Showtime: 'Jhong Hilario' version 1 ba ito? (Kalokalike)

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Aired (October 12, 2024): Tila muling bumalik ang Showtime hosts sa Showtime season 1 matapos nilang makita ang 'Jhong Hilario' ng Las Piñas.

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00:00The face of Contestant No. 2 is quite magical.

00:02Let's take a look.

00:30What's up, Madlang People!

00:37Alakdang is here and he's the sample king of Madlang People.

00:41I'm Serzond Dakara Jr. and I'm the Jong Hilario of Las Piñas City!

00:48No one will let you go until you're fed up!

00:51Oh, yes!

00:58He's the one who filed for candidacy.

01:20He's the one who filed for candidacy.

01:50Yes, Madlang People, Contestant No. 2 is Serzond Dakara Jr. and he's the Jong Hilario of Las Piñas City!

02:05Yes!

02:07Have you seen Jong Hilario?

02:09Yes.

02:10He's been swimming in the pool for a long time.

02:12He's been swimming in the pool for a long time.

02:17His fingers and feet are shaking.

02:20He's shaking.

02:22There's really a Jong Hilario.

02:24There's a Jong Hilario.

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04:24You know what?

04:25It's fun when there's a lot of people but it depends on what kind of a lot.

04:31Jong Hilario.

04:33Even the movement?

04:34Yes.

04:35Everyone.

04:36Who told you, who convinced you that you are Jong Hilario?

04:39Just four?

04:40There's a lot.

04:41How many?

04:42I can't count.

04:43But you, did you see in the mirror?

04:45It's like Jong.

04:46It's really like him.

04:47When Jong appeared on TV, it's like me.

04:50It's like my face.

04:53There.

04:54If you are siblings, who is older?

04:56Of course him.

04:58Ouch.

04:59It's okay.

05:00It's okay to be older as long as it's not obvious.

05:04That's right.

05:05Because you're young but you don't look old.

05:11Do you also dance?

05:13Are you also a dancer?

05:14Yes, before.

05:15Before.

05:16What are you now?

05:17I'm a dancer.

05:19He doesn't dance because he's a dancer.

05:21I'm a dancer.

05:22Why?

05:23Because I thought I was the only one who danced like this.

05:27Everyone is laughing at you.

05:28Everyone is laughing at me.

05:30Even Lorde, maybe he should get a buffer.

05:34Just in case it doesn't continue.

05:37No, Os.

05:38I'm happy.

05:39Maybe Lorde said, this is so handsome.

05:41Maybe I should get a lot like this.

05:45I love you, Kim.

05:46Maybe I should get a lot like this.

05:47I love you, Kim.

05:48Maybe Lorde said, this is so handsome.

05:50Maybe I should get a lot like this.

05:54And then?

05:55What version is this?

05:56If you're the only one, it means you're wrong.

05:58It's not repeated.

06:01He's talented because he's also an actor.

06:03Talented?

06:04You're so talented.

06:08You're also an actor?

06:09Yes.

06:10Are you talented?

06:11No.

06:12You're also an actor?

06:13No.

06:15He's an actor.

06:16You're a juggler.

06:17You're not denying anything.

06:19He's an actor.

06:20He's a juggler.

06:22Maybe he's just low on energy.

06:24He's not in the mood.

06:25Because he's practicing.

06:26Nocturnal.

06:28He's not an owl.

06:31He's not a tarsier.

06:32He's nocturnal.

06:35But you have to defend him.

06:37Even when he's acting.

06:38Yes.

06:39Yes.

06:40You said he's a juggler.

06:41Call him a juggler.

06:42No, it's over.

06:43It's Mara Clara again.

06:44Oh, it's Mara Clara.

06:45You're Mara.

06:46You're Clara.

06:49You're on the same side.

06:50So you're Mara.

06:51You're Clara.

06:52Okay, I'll be Susan Afrika.

06:58Sis, you're right.

06:59Susan Afrika.

07:00You're right.

07:02Sis, you're right.

07:03She's always right.

07:04She's always in our movies.

07:06My grandmother is also Susan Afrika.

07:08She's also in that movie.

07:09Yes.

07:10She's also sick.

07:11She's close to Shakira, right?

07:12Who?

07:13Yes.

07:15Okay.

07:16I'll imitate John.

07:17He has a joke.

07:18They're close to Shakira.

07:19To Shakira?

07:20I'm sorry.

07:21He's just joking.

07:22No, no, no.

07:23Hurry up.

07:24They're close to Shakira.

07:25Eh?

07:26Eh?

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07:42Eh?

07:43My gangster.

07:44Errrrr.

07:48They're just making fun.

07:50What is he doing?

07:51Making fun.

07:52Why won't you act?

07:53He should look like you.

07:54As in smooth running while taking a shower.

07:55Why did you talk rubbish to him?

07:56Acting, sweetie.

07:59Who is Tugtoy?

08:01Who is Tugtoy?

08:03Who is Tugtoy?

08:06Tugtoy is Tugchai.

08:07Tutoy's mom is Tutoy.

08:09Who's Tutoy?

08:11Who's my real mom?

08:13I can't answer that.

08:15Why not?

08:17Dad, tell me.

08:21Mom, I'm telling you.

08:23You're not my real son.

08:25Who is it?

08:27Son, be thankful that she's not your mom.

08:29How are you going to take her to school

08:31if she's being called your daughter?

08:33Are you going to make your representative

08:35in the PTA?

08:39Who is he?

08:41Is he my brother?

08:43No.

08:45What am I?

08:47You're in front of the camera.

08:49You're in front of the camera.

08:51Explain yourself.

08:53You're a human.

08:55You were born a human.

08:57You were born a human.

08:59A male human.

09:01Who's Tutoy?

09:05He's Tutoy.

09:07You're Tutoy.

09:09Talk to him.

09:11He's Tutoy.

09:13I didn't know you were there.

09:15Why did you come back here?

09:17What do you want from our family?

09:19Why did you come back?

09:23What time are you going to answer?

09:25I came back

09:27to tell you

09:29that he's not my real son.

09:31We didn't force our family

09:33to accept him.

09:35Why are you forcing yourself on me?

09:41We gave up the hope

09:43that you're going to accept this family.

09:45So if you don't want us,

09:47you can leave.

09:49We don't want to see your face anymore.

09:51I told you I don't want to see your face.

09:53I told you to leave.

09:55I told you to leave.

09:57I told you to leave.

09:59I told you to leave.

10:01Wherever I go,

10:03I'll be seen.

10:05Don't look at me too much.

10:07You might fall.

10:09My hands are ready.

10:11Don't look at me.

10:13I'm confused.

10:15You even have eyebrows.

10:17Let's welcome

10:19the host of the show.

10:25Please welcome

10:27the host of the show.

10:29Please welcome, Jocky and Lassie.

10:31Thank you, Chris John.

10:33Let's welcome

10:35the host of Mad Love People.

10:37Mad Love People,

10:39Kaloka or Kalokalike.

10:41Let's go.

10:43Let's go.

10:45Kalokalike, Lassie.

10:47There are so many Kalokalike.

10:49They're surrounding us.

10:51Yes, they're surrounding us.

10:53This is it.

10:55I'm seen.

10:57Hello, Ate.

10:59Hello.

11:01She's like a turtle.

11:03She's like a turtle.

11:05She's like a turtle.

11:07What's your name, Ate?

11:09Stella Maris.

11:11Stella Maris.

11:13That's a beautiful name.

11:15Her book looks like a flight attendant.

11:17Her book looks like a flight attendant.

11:19She even has a bookmark.

11:21She even has a bookmark.

11:23She's like a teacher.

11:25She's like a teacher.

11:27She's like a teacher.

11:29So, ma'am, why Kalokalike?

11:31Because of her beard

11:33and her tumbling.

11:35She's like Sir Jock.

11:37She's like Sir Jock.

11:39She's like Sir Jock.

11:41Yes, that's why it's Kalokalike.

11:43Don't move.

11:45Don't move.

11:47Don't move.

11:49Don't move.

11:51Don't move.

11:53She's still alive.

11:55Don't move.

11:57Don't move.

12:01I can see that you have a little

12:03roof over your head.

12:05Go, go, go.

12:07Yes.

12:09Who's your Kalokalike?

12:11Miss Gladys.

12:13Yes.

12:15She's our Jurado.

12:17She's our Jurado.

12:19Yes.

12:21Just a little.

12:23Mara, what are you doing there?

12:25Didn't I tell you to clean up?

12:27Clara, Mara is here.

12:29Who are you talking to?

12:33But she's good.

12:35Yes, thank you very much, ma'am.

12:39Back to you, guys.

12:41It's funny what they did to Ate.

12:43Why?

12:45They sampled her and stopped her.

12:47Sample her again.

12:49Thank you so much.

12:53She's beautiful.

12:55Thank you, ma'am.

12:57Sample her again later.

12:59Commercial.

13:05Thank you, guys.

13:07Let's hear what

13:09Jurado Carril has to say.

13:11What's up, Madlam people?

13:13Shout out to Alyssa Aquina

13:15and Silencio Pagan for our cute bracelet.

13:17Thank you so much, girls.

13:19There.

13:21Jongski, how are you?

13:23I'm good, ma'am.

13:25You know, when you turned around,

13:27I was like, oh, it's Jong again.

13:29And it's funny because

13:31most of the street boys,

13:33do you know the sign?

13:35Of course, we know.

13:37Isn't that for Gulapa?

13:39Isn't it?

13:41It's open.

13:43It's closed, ma'am.

13:45It's closed.

13:47It's open.

13:49It's open.

13:51It's open.

13:53It's like that.

13:55It's closed.

13:57Oh, that's how it is.

13:59Street boy.

14:01This is the biggest A.

14:05You're so cute.

14:07I googled and

14:09I saw Virgilio Viernes Hilario Jr.

14:11Is that you, sir?

14:13Yes, ma'am.

14:15And the latest gossip about you is that

14:17Sample King's artistry

14:19is a bit backward.

14:21Why is your artistry a bit backward?

14:23Because, look,

14:25you turned around.

14:27Isn't it better?

14:29He said,

14:31you should have continued your plan.

14:33That's why I was acting earlier.

14:35But, you know,

14:37you have stage presence.

14:39When you're on the line with Kim and Darren,

14:41they're clapping their hands

14:43and doing this.

14:45So, you have John Hilario

14:47and Kawangis.

14:49Good luck to you.

14:53Thank you very much, Horado Karil.

14:55Horado, you can now give your hat

14:57to Shell Sodacara,

14:59the John Hilario of Las Piñas City.

15:01You're right, Darren. Thank you very much.

15:05You're right, Darren.

15:07You can now give your hat to Shell Sodacara,

15:09the John Hilario of Las Piñas City.

15:11You're right, Darren.

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