It's Showtime: ‘Daniel Padilla,’ nagbabalik ‘Kalokalike’ na naman! (Kalokalike)

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Aired (October 11, 2024): Baby pa lang si Jeffrey, kamukhang-kamukha na raw niya si Supremo. Panoorin ito sa video.

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00:00But the people congress number two, Jeffrey Dika and Ruel Sanchago.

00:05No, it's not Ruel Sanchago.

00:07It's DJ Daniel Patilia.

00:11DJ Dorano.

00:14No, it's not.

00:15Is this Daniel Patilia?

00:16Yes.

00:17You know, your Daniel is like my man.

00:20Why?

00:20Wherever you look, you can't find him.

00:24He has a voice.

00:25He has a voice that speaks.

00:28How are you?

00:29We didn't play basketball.

00:31He's not your cousin.

00:33He's your uncle.

00:36You know, the people congress number two is my nephew.

00:40But I'm happy because he keeps adding to the family.

00:45He's so funny.

00:47He's like Marielle.

00:49He's not Marielle.

00:50He's like Marielle.

00:51One day, he's like Marielle.

00:56He's so funny, honey.

00:58Daniel Patilia.

01:00He's so funny.

01:01He's like Daniel Patilia.

01:03You're so funny.

01:04You're like Carla.

01:07DJ, how are you?

01:09I'm fine.

01:10I'm just resting.

01:11I'm from El Nido, Palawan.

01:14We'll be together.

01:15Recently, we came from Italy.

01:17We did taping.

01:18Vice?

01:19What about me?

01:22They did taping.

01:23They have a new teleserie.

01:24Oh, is that so?

01:25Yes, they have a new teleserie.

01:27What's your new teleserie?

01:28Ink.

01:31So for now, just wait for it.

01:33It's a beautiful movie.

01:35Directed by Lester Pimentel.

01:38It's a movie, not a teleserie.

01:42It's a movie.

01:43He missed it one day.

01:45Why?

01:46His ex-partner is here.

01:48He's on his love team.

01:51Did you watch it?

01:52Actually, I watched it when I saw him.

01:55Maybe we'll meet someday.

01:58When did you watch it?

02:00Last week.

02:01And you're going to watch it now?

02:03Maybe you'll meet.

02:04No, I mean...

02:07He's crazy.

02:09He's going to watch it after one week.

02:11I hope you'll see it.

02:12I mean...

02:13Don't touch my butt.

02:15I'm busy running.

02:16Don't touch my butt.

02:17I'm busy running.

02:20I mean...

02:21If I'm lucky...

02:24If I believe in God and I win,

02:26we'll meet.

02:27God will punish you if you don't win.

02:29It's God's fault if you don't win.

02:32You cheated.

02:33You cheated.

02:34You're Daniel.

02:35We'll meet in the weekly finals.

02:37I'll talk to Jeffrey first.

02:39Jeffrey, who said you look like Daniel Padilla?

02:42Yes.

02:43The one who gave birth to my son.

02:45When I went out, my son said,

02:47Doc, your son looks like Daniel Padilla.

02:52In short,

02:53where's that albulary?

02:55It's not an albulary.

02:57It's a quadron.

02:58It's a quadron.

02:59I don't know if it's an albulary.

03:00He just rolled it up and put bay leaves on it.

03:03You can see it.

03:05Remove your shades so you can see.

03:08Do you want to see my eyes?

03:10Yes.

03:12We want to see Randy Santiago's eyes more.

03:18Go, go.

03:19A strong slap with a shout.

03:23And if Daniel doesn't have one,

03:24a strong slap as well.

03:27If your eyes don't look the same.

03:28They don't look the same.

03:31Daniel Padilla will remove the shades.

03:35Let's get it on.

03:36Wow.

03:38There you go.

03:39I'll give you everything.

03:42I love you so much.

03:45Actually, you're handsome.

03:48You're handsome.

03:49There you go.

03:51What?

03:52Who are you?

03:53You look like you're scared.

03:54You look like you're scared.

03:55What?

03:58You look like Jerome Ponce.

03:59Jerome Ponce?

04:00Are you from Arlington?

04:02Why did you shave for 7 days?

04:05Jerome Ponce.

04:06Jerome Ponce.

04:09You even removed your shades.

04:10You look more like Timbuk.

04:12Confident.

04:13Confident.

04:14Confident.

04:16But really,

04:17a lot of people are saying that you look like Daniel.

04:20Well, actually,

04:21the CEOs of the companies

04:22hired me to...

04:23Did you know that there are a lot of

04:24fake CEOs?

04:26That's why there are a lot of

04:27fake CEOs during the pandemic,

04:29right?

04:30So that everyone becomes a CEO.

04:33That's okay because

04:34when they downed me,

04:35I also became a fake one.

04:38They downed you right away.

04:41The moment they paid my talent fee,

04:43I became a fake one.

04:46But his voice is really...

04:47What is that?

04:48Are you going to follow me?

04:49What is that?

04:51Peace sign?

04:52Yes.

04:54What are you doing?

04:56I didn't get the PPLs

04:57so that you can do that.

04:59So that you can body-slap me.

05:01Body-slap.

05:03For us,

05:04this is Jeffrey Tiga

05:05and Daniel Padilla

05:06of Rizal.

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