My Kingdom For A Horse (Snuffy Smith)

Meg & Mog, Numtums, Boogie Beebies, Arthur

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00:00Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, I'm bodacious Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, I'm a fright

00:21Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, goodness gracious I'm chop-chop-chop-chop-choppin'

00:28with all of my might. Yay!

00:35Tarnation, spark plug! You'll never cure them chilblains if you don't take your medicine.

00:41Now, open up them choppers.

00:48Great balls of fire!

00:52Ouch!

00:57Louise!

00:59Just off for a breathing spell, Pa.

01:02Oh, I sure wish Sparky would take his medicine.

01:06Oh, I's plum wore out.

01:21You bodacious woman, just look at you.

01:24Since when do you call 16 hours a full day's work?

01:28Oh, I'm right sorry, Pa.

01:30Oh, but I feel as how it's only right and proper.

01:33Oh, seeing as how it's my birthday.

01:36Birthday? That's possum hangin' talk.

01:39Why, Louise, great balls of fire.

01:44Will you just looky here.

01:46Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.

01:50Happy birthday, dear Louise.

01:53Happy birthday to you.

01:57Oh, now, Pa.

02:00Come looky at your birthday present, woman.

02:03Low-diving fireflies and high-flying toads.

02:06What's going to happen to spark plug, Pa?

02:09Glue, woman, glue.

02:16Pa, he heard you.

02:18Aw, shucks. I didn't mean nothing by it.

02:21Oh, yes, you did, Pa.

02:29Enough, woman.

02:31Set your eyeballs before we get drowned in our own kitchen.

02:35Woman, I'll prove to you that Sparky's ready for the glue factory.

02:39Ready, set.

02:47Oh.

02:53Oh.

02:55Oh, good joint, Heidi Sparky.

03:00Do what told you to take that there medicine?

03:03Like I said, woman, class is class and glue is glue.

03:17Oh.

03:28Pa, come quick-like.

03:30My rocker done broke.

03:32I'll have your chair fixed quicker than a barefoot boy on a hot-tire road.

03:37Just pry a little of the chair.

03:39Sparky brand horse glue.

03:46I told you, mister, get off of my property.

03:49But that's my horse.

03:51He's not bred for plowing, he's bred for running.

03:54Mister, I'm-a going to count to three.

03:57And then you better be bred for running.

04:00There are enough buckshot in this here piece to make you look like a busted screen door.

04:07Look, I'll give you a reward for finding him.

04:09Anything you want.

04:11Anything?

04:12You name it.

04:16Red balls are fire, woman.

04:18This sure beats pushing and pulling.

04:20Oh, it'll do, Pa.

04:23But I'll miss my old Sparky.

04:26Your what?

04:27I'll miss my old Sparky.

04:31Red balls are fire.

04:34You know, woman, I kind of miss that bag of bones myself.

04:40He runs away because he thought you were having him rendered.

04:50Rendered?

04:52Why, I wouldn't have done that, woman.

04:54Besides, there weren't enough fat on his bones to render.

05:00I'll miss them dark green flies around his head.

05:05Yeah.

05:07Sparky.

05:09Sparky.

05:11Red balls are fire.

05:13Where'd you run off to, horse?

05:15You know, you had us plumb skeered to death.

05:20Sparky, you is a thoroughbred.

05:23If and ever I did see the thoroughbred.

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