Fuedin' And A-Fussin' (Snuffy Smith)

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00:00Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, I'm bodacious Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, I'm a fright

00:22Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, goodness gracious I'm chop, chop, chop, chop, choppin' with all of my might

00:31Yay!

00:33Oh, you're really livin', Snuffy boy

00:38Yes, sir, that's the life!

00:44Oh, Snuffy's having himself such a purty dream Oh, I sure hate to wake him

00:50But it's feedin' time, and I just gotta call them hogs

00:55Sigh, sigh, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig

01:01Mighty powerful hog callin', Louise

01:04Any hog would know it's feedin' time, when we eat

01:07Sigh, sigh, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig

01:14Sigh!

01:16What in tarnation's goin' on around here?

01:19Sigh, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig

01:22Hold on, come back here

01:24It's that cotton-pickin' Wizzy Smith callin' in my pigs

01:29Well, there's only one way to settle this, fair and square

01:34I'll just shoot him in the back when he ain't lookin'

01:39Ain't that something, how our hogs is a-multiplyin', Snuffy?

01:45Yeah, seems like there's more and more of them every day

01:49That's cause these my hogs, they got mixed in with them

01:53Well, I'll be dead burned if it ain't the Smiths

01:58Afternoon, Miss Louise, Snuffy

02:01Of course it's the Smiths

02:03Who else would be on our property?

02:05Oh, no, Snuffy

02:07Snuffy claimed me just bein' neighborly

02:09That's right, Snuffy

02:11Thought you might wanna take some air with your neighbor

02:14But I reckon I can tell when my company ain't want it

02:18I'll just amble along

02:20I just know that miserable critter is up to no good

02:24But, Snuffy, why he just loans him in each company?

02:28I'll take a walk with him

02:30But I'll take my shootin' iron to keep it friendly-like

02:34Now, fess up, Clem

02:36Why you actin' so darn friendly?

02:38It ain't natural for you

02:40Well, Snuffy, I wants to show you somethin'

02:43Look-a there, over yonder

02:46Over where?

02:47More over to yonder tree-a-piece

02:49Yeah, that's just about right

02:52Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee

02:54Ow!

02:55I shoulda knowed it

02:57Wee-ha-ha-ha-ha

02:59Ow!

03:00If it's feudin' you want, Clem

03:03Then it's feudin' you're gonna get

03:05I wants to talk to you, Snuffy

03:07This here's a flag-a-truce

03:09Y'all gotta respect it

03:11Flag-a-truce is white

03:13That's gray

03:14Now, Snuff, I just washed that out myself

03:17You sayin' I ain't sanitary?

03:19You ain't exactly Mr. Clean

03:22Let's settle this here gentleman-like

03:24How's that?

03:25That's called doodlin'

03:27First we gets back-to-back

03:29Then we goes ten paces and we turns and we fires

03:32You ready?

03:33Ready

03:34One, two, whoa!

03:36Hold everything!

03:37Huh?

03:38What now?

03:39You nearly forgot the most important part of doodlin'

03:41Ouch!

03:42Why I oughta...

03:44Now, Snuff, it ain't proper to doodle without you get slapped with a glove

03:50Now ready to count ten paces again?

03:53Ready

03:54One...

03:55Stop bein' the name of the law

03:57Who are you?

03:58I'm the deputy around here

04:00We don't stop feudin' for no one but the sheriff himself

04:03Well, I'm the sheriff, too

04:05Feudin's against the law

04:07I'm takin' y'all down to the county seat to stand trial

04:15I demands a lawyer

04:17They got Barney Google

04:19I'm a lawyer and a close friend of the judge Dubuque

04:22You're hired

04:24Where's the judge?

04:25Oh, he's right here

04:27Now let's get on with this case

04:29Who's complainin'?

04:30I is

04:31Start complainin'

04:33This here's my prize sow and I found it on Snuff's property

04:37Can you prove it?

04:38There's my mark, JT

04:41How come the brand says JT if your initials are CC?

04:45Cause I stole this here sow from Jeff Tadburn yesterday

04:49Well, that's proof enough for me

04:51You're guilty, clam-cut plug

04:53And I fine you two bags of hog feed

04:55The Smiths fed your hogs

04:57Just for that?

04:59You're as fired as my lawyer

05:01And I also run the general store

05:04Now here's your hog feed, folks

05:06And I'm puttin' it on your bill, clam

05:08Good law readin', Barney

05:10Thanks, Judge

05:11And since I also run the local booby hatch

05:14I'm gonna run you in for bein' off in your rocker

05:17What?

05:18Yeah, but I...

05:19I ain't off my rocker

05:21Honest!

05:22I'm just a little mean and honoree and...

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