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00:00I think I am going to see Madhuri today.

00:02But I don't know why I want to hug one of them today.

00:07Come on, baby. Hug me.

00:10I am already excited because of Madhuri.

00:12And she is giving me the full response.

00:16How are you feeling today?

00:18Good?

00:19Yeah, Madhuri.

00:20I am feeling good.

00:21I am feeling good.

00:22I am feeling good.

00:23I am feeling good.

00:24I am feeling good.

00:26I am feeling good.

00:27I am feeling good.

00:28I am feeling good.

00:29Go to hell.

00:35I don't know what skin she has applied.

00:36She doesn't feel cold.

00:37She is roaming around in January without a shoulder pad.

00:43You have hit the pad.

00:46Girls, thank you so much for coming here.

00:49Thank you. Love you too.

00:55You seem to be in a romantic mood today, Guru.

00:57Brother, I respect the girls who have come here.

01:00They are honest.

01:01It's not like that. They are our guests.

01:03If we don't respect our guests..

01:04..then half of India goes to Goa to celebrate New Year because of them.

01:08And it's so nice.

01:09If you give them a smile in the morning, they will smile again.

01:12They even say good morning.

01:14Very good morning.

01:15Hi.

01:15In our village, a girl says good morning.

01:17She says, good morning to your sisters.

01:20Because we have ruined the system.

01:22Look at these white girls.

01:23They leave their country and come here alone.

01:26And in our country, a girl can't go 50 metres away from home.

01:29All the boys in the country leave her.

01:30They are so stubborn.

01:32A girl is walking and a bike is behind her.

01:33I said, let me drop you on the bike.

01:36They are so stubborn.

01:37They are so stubborn.

01:38And the girl also pulls and says, drop your sister.

01:41And then they are so stubborn that they climb higher.

01:43And someone will drop their sister.

01:44You worry about yourself.

01:51There was love in the olden days.

01:52The times have changed now.

01:54These days, SMS has come.

01:56But these days, SMS creates a lot of problems.

01:58A boy and a girl got engaged.

02:00Two days later, the same girl sent a message to her fiancé.

02:02She said, sorry darling, my marriage has been fixed.

02:05The boy called her and said, how is this possible?

02:07We got engaged the day before yesterday.

02:08She said, oh sorry, you got it by mistake.

02:13She got the wrong number.

02:16Brother, love is such a thing.

02:18Everyone has it in their life.

02:19We have a lot of friends here who have fallen in love with someone.

02:23So I want to know, how do you know if love is true or not?

02:27Is there anyone who can answer this?

02:28Yes.

02:30Hello Kapil sir, my name is Vicky Padil.

02:32I had a lot of love in the past.

02:36What do you mean by a lot?

02:37I mean, I had only one love.

02:38So it just slipped out of my mouth.

02:40So..

02:40It slipped.

02:41It slipped, brother.

02:42Yes.

02:43So it happened that I couldn't sleep at night.

02:46Yes.

02:47Okay.

02:48I used to see Kareena like Aamir Khan.

02:51Like Aamir Khan?

02:52Yes, I mean..

02:53She got married to Saif.

02:56You are writing the wrong number.

02:58No, brother.

02:58I mean, like a heroine.

03:02Like Kareena.

03:03I used to see her as my heroine.

03:04Okay.

03:05This used to happen to me a lot of times.

03:06And I used to miss her a lot during dinner and lunch.

03:12I used to lose a lot of weight because of her.

03:16What are you saying?

03:17Are you sure you were in love or were you under control?

03:19I mean, I don't understand.

03:22What is this?

03:24No, it happens a lot of times.

03:27It happens a lot of times.

03:29At least, the gas goes to the brain.

03:30And the man starts talking nonsense.

03:35Okay, there must be some people who don't believe in love.

03:39Who are they?

03:42First tell me if you are worthy of love.

03:49Hello, sir.

03:50My name is Pat Patel.

03:51I am from Mumbai.

03:53Sir, I tried many times.

03:54But I never fell in love.

03:56That's why I don't believe in love.

03:58Where did you try?

03:59Wait a minute.

04:00Did you see a dry firecracker?

04:07On whom did you try?

04:08Did you try on the road alone?

04:10I tried on whatever I got.

04:11Whatever I got was good.

04:15Brother, have lunch and dinner before trying.

04:17Okay.

04:19Your family loves you, right?

04:21A lot.

04:22Then how can you believe in love?

04:23Yes, sir. That's love. But that's something else.

04:25That's different.

04:28I mean, what are you thinking now?

04:30Do you want to get married or not?

04:32Yes, if I get married, I will get married.

04:34I mean, you are stubborn from inside.

04:36You don't want to leave if you get married.

04:38You want to fall in love.

04:39Yes.

04:39How old are you?

04:4017th running.

04:42First get your license made.

04:45It will be done.

04:46You are 17 years old and you have lost faith in love.

04:49Who are you?

04:50Wow!

04:50Look at his face carefully.

04:56Complete your first degree.

04:58Yes.

04:59Okay?

04:59And eat well.

05:00Otherwise, if you love like this, you will get glucose.

05:02I am telling you.

05:08Thank you, Parth.

05:10Thank you, sir.

05:11Brother, look at God's magic.

05:13Today Mahendra Dixit is going to come.

05:15The topic is all about love.

05:17But you know one thing.

05:18Where there is love, there are villains.

05:21And there are many villains in my family.

05:23Yes.

05:24And I don't want anyone to stay here today.

05:27Because I want to meet Mahendra Dixit alone.

05:30Your lips are wet.

05:35Today we will talk about romantic things.

05:37That's it.

05:38Sir, you are singing with a lot of pose.

05:41Is there a special guest coming?

05:42You were singing in the bathroom in the morning.

05:44That's my helplessness.

05:45When there is no lock in the bathroom..

05:46..then I will sing and take a bath.

05:47That has not happened since six months.

05:51What is the matter?

05:52Earlier you used to sing devotional songs.

05:53Today your lips are drenched.

05:55Yes.

05:56Lovey dovey.

05:57What problem do you have that your lips are drenched?

05:59Tell me the truth. Whose lips are these?

06:01Lovey dovey.

06:02You go and concentrate on your rice and lentils.

06:04What do you have to do with it?

06:05So I will concentrate on the same thing..

06:06..which will be at home.

06:11Your misbehaviour is increasing.

06:13This time I will have to deduct your salary.

06:15Not deduct, I will have to add it.

06:17When the year's pending is pending..

06:18..add this to it and I am going inside.

06:20Where are you going inside?

06:20I am going to sleep.

06:21What are you doing sleeping? Come here.

06:23Go and watch a new film outside.

06:26Take this. Take this.

06:27Go and watch a film for ten rupees.

06:28Oh my God! Ten rupees.

06:30What happened? Have you seen ten rupees for the first time?

06:35Take this. Take ten rupees more. Take this.

06:37Ten rupees is so expensive.

06:39He has a lot of romance.

06:40Sir, I won't go.

06:42Something is definitely wrong today.

06:43Today I will stay here and see what romance you are doing.

06:46Look, Raju, my brother.

06:48Your sister-in-law is going to come here today.

06:50She had come here five years ago.

06:51She is my wife.

06:52No, the real sister-in-law is going to come.

06:53Madhuri Dixit.

06:55Oh my God! Madhuri Dixit is coming?

06:57Today I will definitely meet Madhuri.

07:00Will Madhuri Dixit meet Madhuri Dixit..

07:01..with a face like a frying pan?

07:03She will get such a bad impression.

07:04Do one thing.

07:05Go to the street, sir.

07:06There is a beauty parlour.

07:08Go there and get a facial for twenty rupees.

07:09You will get a good impression.

07:10Madhuri Dixit will get impressed.

07:12Really?

07:12Yes.

07:13I will get a facial?

07:14You will get a facial.

07:14Oh my God!

07:15I will get a facial right now.

07:16Yes!

07:17He will get a facial.

07:18Madhuri Dixit will get a facial.

07:19Yes!

07:23Hello, Dulan Beauty Parlour.

07:25My servant is coming to get a facial for twenty rupees.

07:27I will give you fifty rupees.

07:28Spoil his face.

07:30Yes.

07:30And don't send him till I call him.

07:32Okay?

07:32Yes, bye.

07:34Mr. Sharma.

07:41What is the matter today?

07:43You are wearing a blue suit.

07:44You look very smart and handsome.

07:46Won't you take me out for a walk?

07:49Do you want to go out?

07:50Come here.

07:53Mr. Sharma.

07:54I will take you out for a walk.

07:55Once..

07:56Did you take him out for dinner last time?

07:57After dinner, he came to the finger bowl.

07:59He took out a lemon from it.

08:00He squeezed it and drank the water.

08:02Then he said, hot chicken is not bad.

08:06He started again.

08:07No problem.

08:08I don't know why I am falling in love with him today.

08:10Why?

08:10I won't feel bad about anything he says.

08:13Make some more jokes.

08:14No, you are also looking very beautiful.

08:16Come on, let's go.

08:17He is a very bad man.

08:18He is praising me for making fun of me.

08:20Oh, sweet.

08:20I was just joking.

08:21Otherwise, why would I praise you so much?

08:24Leave me.

08:26You insult me so much.

08:28Still, I don't leave you.

08:30Isn't this a good quality, brother?

08:31Very good.

08:32Not a good quality.

08:33You belong to the Chipkoo family.

08:35The police caught his father in a theft case.

08:37After three days, he said, leave me here.

08:39After getting thrashed 15-20 times,

08:40he was getting three meals a day.

08:41What do you want to do outside?

08:43Mr. Sharma, my father is not a thief.

08:45He has his own business.

08:46Shall I tell you what business it is?

08:47You read the news in the papers.

08:49He robbed a woman by giving her a chance to double the jewellery.

08:51He is his father.

08:56Go to his house and see.

08:57Dogs are sleeping on the bed.

08:59I don't understand whether the dogs are sleeping on his bed

09:02or he is sleeping on the dog's bed.

09:04Excuse me.

09:05We are so rich that we can raise a dog.

09:08He didn't raise a dog.

09:08The dog has raised you. Don't lie.

09:16Oh, my God!

09:23Why have you two created such a ruckus in the house?

09:26Your nephew is being insulted by my aunt.

09:29What else?

09:30Bittu, aren't you ashamed?

09:33He is alone while insulting his family members.

09:36I should also get a chance.

09:42Aunt, what are you doing?

09:44The weather is so nice.

09:45Go out and enjoy.

09:47I would have gone out

09:49but I have a sprain in my back.

09:52You have a sprain in your back?

09:53Yes.

09:53You will go to a spa.

09:55Go to a spa and get a massage.

09:56Here is Rs. 300. Go.

09:57Oh, my God!

09:58Rs. 300?

10:00You are giving Rs. 300 to your aunt?

10:02I am asking for Rs. 80 to get my blouse stitched

10:05for a week at the spa.

10:07You are saying that you don't have money.

10:08How would I know?

10:09You used to wear polythene before wearing a blouse.

10:18Listen.

10:19What?

10:20Why do you need money for a blouse?

10:21Take this.

10:23Rs. 300. You also take it.

10:24Go and wear ready-made clothes.

10:25Go and enjoy.

10:26I don't have money.

10:26Get out of the house today.

10:28There is a sale outside. Go to the mall.

10:29Aunt, you also go.

10:30There is a shop where grooms are being sold at a discount.

10:31Let's go.

10:33Really?

10:33Yes.

10:35I will get dressed and go.

10:36Go and get dressed.

10:38Why do you want to get dressed?

10:38Go and buy new clothes.

10:39You can wear them there.

10:40How can I go in a nightie?

10:40Go in a nightie.

10:41I will go in the morning.

10:42You can't go in a nightie. Go.

10:43Go.

10:44Go.

10:45I am not going.

10:46I am going to get dressed.

10:48Water.

10:49Water.

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