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00:00A guy told me that people smoke and drink for a few days and get used to it.

00:04We have been studying since childhood, but we have not gotten used to it yet.

00:07We should control ourselves.

00:13I have seen some husbands.

00:14They deliberately stay at home in tension, so that the wife does not say anything expensive.

00:31This is our faith.

00:33Mr. Laila, first of all, I want to ask you.

00:35Do you have the number of Tameez?

00:37No.

00:38Whoever I ask, he says, talk to Tameez.

00:42This is our faith.

00:44I said, Baba, whatever I do, my wife comes in front of me.

00:48Baba gave such a great answer.

00:50Son, you drive a truck once and see.

00:52May Allah bless you.

00:55Okay, you are saying that you have a bungalow, a car, land.

00:58We have abuses.

00:59Give it.

01:02Yesterday, the devil told me to give someone's number.

01:04I said, give me your number.

01:05He said, are you crazy?

01:06He is our chairman.

01:11A good wife is found in every corner of the world.

01:13But the problem is that the world is round and the corner is nowhere to be found.

01:20You see, a boy is telling me that life is going so weird.

01:23The heart is broken, but there is no time to be sad.

01:29Even after drinking water, hiccups do not go.

01:32Even after drinking water, hiccups do not go.

01:34Even after drinking water, hiccups do not go.

01:37Maybe your memories are waterproof.

01:44We have made our lifestyle very strange.

01:46You see, the best place to sleep is the classroom.

01:48The best place to eat is the bedroom.

01:50And the best place to think is the washroom.

01:53And there is only one principle in love.

01:57And there is only one principle in love.

02:00And there is only one principle in love.

02:02And there is only one principle in love.

02:05You are also accepted.

02:06Your friend is also accepted.

02:10I feel like ironing cotton clothes.

02:12As if we have put the dead body in the right place.

02:18I said that I do not care about anyone.

02:21The light went off at the same time.

02:26In childhood, we used to ring the bell of people's houses and run.

02:29And now life is playing for us.

02:34Look for a destination beyond the destination.

02:36Look for a destination beyond the destination.

02:38Look for a destination beyond the destination.

02:40If you do not find a girl, look for an aunt.

02:43If you do not find a girl, look for an aunt.

03:00The heart is good and the mind is bad.

03:02The heart is good and the mind is bad.

03:04The heart is good and the mind is bad.

03:06Your message is not coming.

03:07What is the matter, child?

03:09What do you think, lawyer?

03:11What do you think, lawyer?

03:13What do you think, lawyer?

03:15We feel hot.

03:19It is true that some things look good from a distance.

03:22Like relatives.

03:27I am saying that my tantrums have reduced now.

03:29When I was born, I did not talk to anyone for two years.

03:34Black chilies are so expensive.

03:36Black chilies are so expensive.

03:38If it was white, it would have been so expensive.

03:44Brother, I thought what to do.

03:45I bought a house.

03:47You bought it?

03:48Yes.

03:49You bought your own house?

03:52If the wife is angry, she goes to her mother's house.

03:54If the husband is angry, where should he go?

04:00There is a great saint.

04:01I don't know who he is.

04:02I have seen him somewhere.

04:03The amulet that you give for work and for the safety of the house.

04:06There is a CCTV camera installed in your house.

04:13If a guest comes to your house, give green tea to the guest.

04:16And what is the biggest benefit of giving green tea to the guest?

04:18What?

04:19First, the person looks rich.

04:20Second, the expense of milk is saved.

04:22And third, the guest does not ask for it again.

04:24And it is possible that the guest will not come again.

04:30The situation has become like this.

04:31People are saying, when will good days come?

04:33It is so hot.

04:34When will the cold days come?

04:40In today's world, call the biggest frauds.

04:43What will be his ringtone?

04:49Brother, give me my loan.

04:55It is said that giving water to the birds makes you get married soon.

04:57Believe me, today I caught two pigeons and gave them sugarcane juice.

05:02Before marriage, I also thought that after marriage I will take rest.

05:07I will sleep a lot.

05:08I will eat good food.

05:10After marriage, I found out that my wife also thought the same.

05:17Listen to what Babar Azam has said.

05:19What?

05:20Don't worry about our performance.

05:21Worry about your faith.

05:23Not a single prayer from 24 crore people was accepted.

05:26This is a lie.

05:31There is a lizard in our kitchen.

05:32It hides when it sees me.

05:33And I hide when I see it.

05:34Is this love?

05:40There were not so many elders in our family.

05:42As many as we killed to take leave from school and college.

05:48And it is so hot that I did not hear a single word from the elders.

05:51There is nothing that was hot in our time.

05:57So those people who do not see progress in our country, they are drunk.

06:01And those who see progress, they are drunk.

06:08Tell me a car in the range of 40 to 55 lakhs.

06:10And also tell me where should I get so much money from?

06:15I don't mess with my wife.

06:17Why?

06:18Because she can wash dishes in the morning and evening.

06:19She can also wash me.

06:20Wow.

06:24My wife asked me to get a sugar can from the kitchen.

06:27I searched for a long time.

06:28I said that there is no can here.

06:30She said that I knew that you are blind.

06:31You will not get it.

06:32I had already brought it.

06:37Tell me, why don't animals get worms in their teeth?

06:39They don't even brush.

06:44It is also true that a man loves a woman who listens to him carefully.

06:48And he marries a woman who does not listen to him at all.

06:55This only happens in Pakistan that before marriage, the boy and the girl's marriage is asked.

06:59Wow.

07:00If they say yes, then both get married.

07:02If they say no, then both get married.

07:08Tell me, these rich people distribute blankets in winter.

07:12So why don't they distribute air conditioners in summer?

07:19It is said that it is not at all necessary that the person asking for charity also wants your charity.

07:27Let me tell you one more thing.

07:28A person's identity is not through wealth.

07:30It is not through wealth.

07:31It is through decency.

07:36I asked a drunkard.

07:37I said, tell me what message do you want to give to the coming generation?

07:40He said that I will give the message to the coming generation that it is better if they do not come.

07:43The situation is very bad.

07:49If I talk about myself, my heart is very clear.

07:51Just like my bank account.

07:56I am in favor of cousin marriage.

07:58Because the cousin is not mine.

08:04Since Pakistan has gone to the moon, the sun has come to the ground.

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