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00:00Oh

00:30Oh

01:00Man I've a

01:01Yeah, I can see

01:03Tell me quickly

01:05The thing is, a boy is coming to see Palak

01:07I told you earlier

01:09Put a ticket on him, he will be crowded

01:11Isn't she your daughter?

01:13The thing is, a boy is coming to see Palak

01:17Are you here to ask for help or to make fun of me?

01:23The thing is, for the first time someone is coming to see Palak

01:28And the problem is, she is stuck

01:30I knew it, she will get stuck in the door or the window

01:34She is stuck in the traffic

01:36Cheater

01:38When she knew that a boy is coming to see Palak

01:40Then why did she go to get stuck in the traffic?

01:42She went to the beauty parlour

01:44But she was a little late

01:46So I stopped her there

01:48Then you should have told the beauty parlour

01:50To put six girls on him

01:52One girl didn't come

01:54Look at the area of Palak

01:57The carpet area of Palak is 3000 square feet

02:03Why are you making fun of my daughter?

02:05She is getting married with so much difficulty

02:07For the first time a boy is coming to see her

02:09If this boy gets out of hand

02:11Palak will be stuck in this house for the rest of her life

02:14No, no, no

02:15This is a matter of more tension for us

02:17She will be stuck there, she will come here

02:19Now tell me, what should I do?

02:21There is nothing to do

02:23Now she will not come

02:26Are you out of your mind?

02:28How do I look like Palak?

02:30Bittu, I am telling you to become Palak

02:32Only you will look good

02:34No, no, I don't look like Palak

02:36They must have seen the photo

02:38They will know that I am not Palak

02:40Don't worry about that

02:42Look at this

02:44The photo I had sent to them

02:46This

02:50After seeing this photo

02:52They selected him

02:54One minute, if you say I will become Palak

02:56One minute

02:58The boy is coming to see her

03:00Not the boy's uncle

03:02Hey old lady

03:04Hey old lady

03:06I will put a finger in your beard

03:08And I will pull out your beard

03:10If you were so tensed

03:12Then why did you send her to the parlour?

03:14She goes to the parlour everyday

03:16That's why she looks like this

03:18One day she didn't go to the parlour

03:20The orchestra people came

03:23Send her to the parlour

03:25Why are you saying such things about my daughter?

03:27I have raised her with so much love

03:29Not with love, you have raised her with flour

03:31At one time you have beaten her

03:33Make her eat less

03:35I didn't ask for so much

03:37That's why my Palak was born

03:39I have lit so many lamps for her

03:41Did you light a lamp in an oil well in Iraq?

03:43That such a big girl was born?

03:53It's mine

03:55Then pick it up

03:57Hello

03:59What?

04:01You have come to the mode?

04:03So the address I told you

04:05Bangalore number 9

04:07Outside it will be written

04:09Palak's and Mother's

04:11Hey

04:13I will pick up your Palak's ass

04:15And throw it away

04:17This number 9 is ours

04:19You have put a board of your name outside our house

04:22I thought of calling you

04:24Because the papdi is falling in our house

04:26The papdi will fall

04:28You have put your face against the wall

04:32Don't worry

04:34The papdi won't go waste

04:36I will make curd out of the papdi

04:38And feed it to you

04:40You will feed it to your daughter?

04:42I don't want to be like that

04:44My Palak is ready

04:46Will this bearded mother look good?

04:48Let's make this Pinky a mother

04:51Let me get married

04:53Will you make me a mother without getting married?

04:55You have to be a mother for a while

04:57That too of Palak

04:59Of Palak?

05:01What will people say?

05:03That you gave birth to a daughter?

05:05No no no

05:07I don't want to be a mother

05:09Wait a minute

05:11What I am saying is

05:13If a 22 year old doesn't want to be a mother

05:15Then become a 55 year old aunt

05:17You are sounding right

05:19Okay I will become an aunt

05:21She is ready

05:23I think they are here

05:25I will make you a Palak

05:27Come come

05:41Namaste

05:43Namaste

05:46Did you have any problem coming here?

05:48No no

05:50There was a little crowd in the bus

05:52Nothing else

05:54You must have done half of it

05:56By the way

05:58We didn't know

06:00That the groom's father

06:02Is from Ghaz

06:06When you have come

06:08Please come

06:10Sit sit

06:12Sit sit

06:15Sit sit

06:27Give me 5 for 2

06:31Give me 5 for 2

06:33I am done

06:35The groom's family has come to see you

06:37Palak

06:39Okay okay

06:41I am done

06:45We have come to see you

06:47Look look

06:49Wow

06:51The girl has done a good job

06:53She will look good

06:55Everyone makes fun of her

06:57Now she doesn't have to go out

06:59She will make fun of him at home

07:01What do you mean?

07:03He is dumb and doesn't talk

07:09I was saying

07:11How did he become dumb?

07:14He is a fool

07:16One day he was eating chewing gum

07:18He spat it out

07:20He doesn't talk properly

07:24But you don't have to worry

07:26He is just dumb

07:28He sings tunes very well

07:30Okay

07:32Sing and show me

07:34Come come

07:44Wow wow

07:48Wow wow

07:50I mean

07:52Which song did your daughter sing?

07:54He knows

07:56He doesn't tell

07:58Anyways

08:00Let us tell our viewers

08:02That Rahul Mahajan has nothing to do with this act

08:04We brought him here

08:06If he says anything

08:08Please forgive us

08:10What do you do?

08:12What do you cook?

08:14I cook very well

08:16Ullu daal, ullu phulka, ullu methi, ullu saag

08:18Ullu bhitka

08:22Yesterday I made a fool out of a fool

08:24The fool came to our house

08:26I tied the chicken

08:28He thought it was morning

08:30The fool ran away

08:32Look look

08:34Daughter in law's job is to keep the family together

08:36Will you be able to do that?

08:39Your family is broken

08:41I am an expert

08:43I can fix it

08:45One day my grandma

08:49One day my grandma was stealing turmeric

08:51She caught her

08:53She broke the turmeric

08:55I gave her the broken turmeric

08:57She broke it

09:01Tell me one thing

09:03Where did you get your stomach from?

09:05Wait a minute

09:08He is asking what my daughter does

09:10Tell me what does your son do?

09:14He is a good spy

09:16He left his job yesterday

09:18Why?

09:20He didn't tell anyone

09:24One day he came home crying

09:26Why?

09:28He didn't tell anyone

09:30That's why he came home crying

09:32Everything will be clear

09:34We will talk about this later

09:37I say

09:39Let the boy and girl talk for 5 minutes

09:43Let them understand each other

09:45No problem

09:47We will stand back

09:55He is asking for a kiss

09:59He is not asking for a kiss

10:01He is saying that he is dumb

10:03He can't speak

10:05He told me

10:07He told me that he can't speak

10:09He can't speak

10:11Continue

10:13Don't go too far

10:15I don't know

10:21Go and tell your mother

10:23What is he saying?

10:25He is asking for a kiss

10:29No no

10:31He is saying that after marriage

10:34I see

10:36What do you mean by gold?

10:38He has a property worth 100 crores

10:40You will be his heir after marriage

10:42He has a property worth 100 crores

10:44Grandma

10:52Pichu

10:54100 crores

10:56100 crores grandma

10:58Listen to me

11:00Get married soon

11:03Pichu

11:05Are you mad?

11:07I am a boy

11:09What difference does it make?

11:11He won't be able to tell anyone

11:13He can write and tell

11:15Even if he writes

11:17He won't be able to tell

11:21Pichu

11:23Get married

11:25Once you have 100 crores

11:27Jump out of the window

11:29Have you forgotten?

11:32I used to lie on the floor for ice cream

11:34This is worth 100 crores

11:36I have decided

11:38What?

11:40Your son has agreed

11:42And our son has agreed

11:44Our daughter has agreed

11:46Our daughter has agreed

11:50My grandma is going to die soon

11:54That's why we will have to get married here

11:58Hold her hand

12:00This is not how you get married

12:02Do you want to get married or cook?

12:06Start

12:08Grandma is going to die

12:10Hold her hand

12:12Always

12:16Let's go

12:19Let's go

12:29Am I late?

12:45Mr. Sharma, don't you feel ashamed?

12:48You don't have any respect in this locality

12:50And you are roaming around as a girl

12:52You should be ashamed

12:54When it is written outside

12:56Why did you come inside?

12:58Mr. Sharma, mind your language

13:00One minute

13:02Why are you calling him Mr. Sharma?

13:04Why are you calling him Mr. Sharma?

13:06We are childhood friends

13:08So I call him Mr. Chaudhary

13:10And she calls me Mr. Sharma

13:12Palak

13:14If this is Palak, then who is this?

13:17I am Palak

13:19Palak's daughter

13:23Palak, are you out of your mind?

13:25I have got a deal of 100 crores

13:27Let me get married

13:29Mr. Sharma, why are you talking nonsense?

13:31First reconfirm whether he has so much money or not

13:33Yes

13:35Listen

13:37Yes

13:39You have a deal of 100 crores

13:41You have to give it to me even after 7 rounds

13:43We have already had 2 rounds

13:46Nothing

13:48What is not there?

13:50Just now you were saying that you have a deal of 100 crores

13:52No, I have a deal of 100 crores

13:54But he has kept it somewhere

13:56And where he has kept it

13:58He is not telling

14:06He is saying that he will definitely tell after honeymoon

14:08First do your honeymoon

14:15Thank you

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