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00:00I would never have given you so many pizzas

00:06Otherwise I would have eaten them

00:11Daily shopping, daily makeup, daily going to the hotel

00:15I would never have fulfilled the requirements of love

00:23Daily shopping, daily makeup, daily going to the hotel

00:26I would never have fulfilled the requirements of love

00:30Every beautiful woman has a friendship with him

00:34This is the only illness he has

00:38Every beautiful woman has a friendship with him

00:41This is the only illness he has

00:44And yet he fell in love for the seventh time

00:47He is restless and restless

00:51And yet he fell in love for the seventh time

00:58You are understanding, Maulana Sahib

01:01He is restless and restless

01:04And each one of them is dear to him

01:07One is mine and the other is yours

01:17Each one of them is dear to him

01:20One is mine and the other is yours

01:23It is difficult to do everything easily here

01:26It is difficult to do everything easily here

01:35I salute your love and your taste

01:38It is difficult to do everything easily here

01:41It is difficult to do everything easily here

01:45And bride, you are aware of this secret

01:49Look at your face and you will be amazed

02:00Bride, you are aware of this secret

02:05Look at your face and you will be amazed

02:09And this nation of mine is on the verge

02:14It is necessary and obligatory to be here

02:19And now there is nothing but drama in dramas

02:23It is necessary and obligatory to be here

02:31And after marriage, my heart has repented

02:36After marriage, my heart has repented

02:40After marriage, my heart has repented

02:48Someone pray for me

02:51So that I don't get married

03:00Someone pray for me

03:03So that I don't get married

03:06Someone pray for me

03:09So that I don't get married

03:15I have five children in five years

03:20Someone pray for me

03:23Someone pray for me

03:34I have five children in five years

03:37How much more will someone be loyal to me

03:41What did my husband not listen to

03:45She still pulls him and still he doesn't get married

03:50And I am free of him for this reason

03:55I don't want his youth to go in vain

04:02And should I say I love you to him

04:06And I have seen his departure while cursing

04:15Before I become disloyal

04:19Come my friend, let's get rid of this

04:23And the friend that he mentions to me

04:26Let's get rid of that friend

04:36The friend that he mentions to me

04:39Let's get rid of that friend

04:44Don't come here and shake hands

04:47Come my friend, let's go to Europe

04:56The electricity has been cut off

04:59The gas has been stopped here

05:01The fear has been quenched

05:03Now come here and shake hands

05:06Come my friend, let's go to Europe

05:09I go to the brothel there

05:12I go to the brothel there

05:15I go to the brothel there

05:18Every other day she says

05:20You don't wear nice clothes

05:27Let's get rid of this

05:29Come my friend, let's go to Europe

05:33I apologize to Azhar Faraq

05:37That the walls used to be small

05:40But there was a curtain

05:42Before the invention of the burger

05:45There used to be a desi chicken

05:48And there were good times

05:50When the wife used to come into the conversation

05:53Shopping, whooping, hotel, chotel

05:56Used to be spent

05:58And look at the cultural poetry

06:00That there was a dhoti

06:02And the dhoti was put on a little

06:05Like a drain, before you

06:07There used to be only trust

06:30There was a dhoti

06:32And the dhoti was put on a little

06:35Like a drain, before you

06:37There used to be only trust

06:40What to say, what to say

06:43All day's whistling, whistling

06:45On my feet

06:47All day's whistling, whistling

06:50On my feet

06:52My wife, Dr. Ajit

06:56On my feet

06:58My wife, Dr. Ajit

07:00Gives me medicine

07:15Marriage, in the name of the youth

07:20I am also a youth

07:25This hair

07:27This hair has turned white

07:29Coming from Faisalabad to Lahore

07:34I will not get married

07:36I will live, I will die a little

07:39And if she gets a little old

07:41I will break her legs

07:47And if she gets angry

07:50I will break my own face

07:55And to keep my wife happy

07:59I will break all her legs

08:03And I can't break them like gold

08:06I will break them with a slap

08:09So that she doesn't laugh at me

08:13So that she doesn't bite me like a snake

08:16So that she doesn't come close to me

08:19So that she doesn't come close to me

08:25So that she doesn't laugh at me

08:28And if she drinks in front of you

08:32So that she doesn't get drunk

08:35I gave her a small cup

08:37So that she doesn't get drunk

08:42And if she does her make up

08:44So that she doesn't get a drunk

08:48And if she has to go by the train

08:51So that she doesn't get stuck in love

08:54Aakhar pe ghazal, aur phir ajazat, theek hai wohi, wohi suna di.

09:00Aapne saath badhna hai.

09:02Aakh vich mitti, bhaijao, bhaijao.

09:06Mulk nu rar mil, khaijao.

09:10Lassi seth li changi shay.

09:13Dodh vich paani, bhaijao, bhaijao.

09:17Aur do ten baal te ser te reh gaye.

09:20Phir vich kangi, bhaijao, bhaijao.

09:24Aur university badhne jaana.

09:27Dodho kente, nahi jao, nahi jao.

09:32Aur dil de buhe, kudiya nahi ne.

09:36Ek ek karke, nahi jao, nahi jao.

09:40Bahut shukriya aapki muhabbaton ka.

09:43Bahut namaz hai, janaab bahut shukriya.

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