WATCH: Redneck Twins Wage Boxing War VS. Frank The Tank Ahead Of Their LOSER LEAVES TOWN Main Event

Rough N' Rowdy

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00:00The Able Brothers are... they're different.

00:03Oh my God!

00:05He's twisted in the ass!

00:07What was it about the ropes that you wanted to go over so much?

00:11I don't know. It's just when you're in there, shit happens.

00:14But that's literally never happened one time.

00:17They have accents that I describe as birth control.

00:20One of my boys texted me saying I'm getting a $500 accent bonus.

00:25They're like cockroaches. They're going to keep coming at you until you kill them.

00:28Mikey has a lot of pressure on him, so he better step up.

00:31I joined Rough and Rowdy because of Frank.

00:33I need to fight for Frank. I don't like the Able Brothers.

00:35Look into Mikey Betts' eyes. It's going to be darkness.

00:39Nobody wants to be the guy who loses to an Able.

00:43They're characters. I don't know how else to put it. I mean, you guys know them.

00:47The Able Brothers always bring it!

00:49It does go to Zachary Able, the Assassin King.

00:52Oh, good left from Able!

00:53Oh, Able comes running out!

00:55The crowd is loving the action!

00:57What did I tell you? What did I tell you?

00:59Do you agree with the decision?

01:01I mean, I thought it was an early stop.

01:03Look at these warriors!

01:05I'm not even hurt, dude.

01:06I mean, no introduction needed, honestly.

01:19These ones are the slicing cucumbers.

01:22They're the big ones.

01:23Those ones right there will be the pickling ones.

01:26We'll make pickles out of them.

01:28We've got the dill growing there.

01:30So, whenever we make the pickles, we'll use the fresh dill.

01:33I've got one more thing I have to show you.

01:35It's the best crop. I found it over at Tractor Supply.

01:38They had two for ten gum.

01:40So, come on with me.

01:42Oh, these two are actually ready.

01:44Let's pull one out.

01:45We've got Four Loko Gold here.

01:47Four Loko is the best, guys.

01:49You've got to drink Four Loko Gold.

01:51Fourth of July party.

01:53This is all the Able Brothers were drinking.

01:56We run on Four Loko Gold.

01:58We've got another one here still on the vine.

02:01One for me, one for Mikey Betts, I guess.

02:04You know what? Fuck Mikey Betts.

02:06This one's going to my twin brother.

02:08I'd much rather hang out with him.

02:10Why I even got into gardening is just because

02:13the food at the grocery store just isn't good.

02:15Like, I don't want to go full conspiracy theory on you guys,

02:19but there's not a conspiracy theory I won't examine.

02:22How sick of the hock to a girl are you guys, dude?

02:25It felt like a CIA level push behind it,

02:28but I still believe we're on a globe and all,

02:31but there's definitely something about Antarctica

02:34that we don't, that they're trying to hide.

02:36Also, none of the meat at the grocery store is real.

02:39Abe Lincoln even referenced giant bones

02:42in a presidential address.

02:44At the World Fair, we had babies and incubators

02:47out on display.

02:49What the hell are they feeding us in grocery stores?

02:51And we, like, no wonder why everyone in America is obese.

02:54Also, we had orphan trains from New York City

02:57all throughout the Midwest.

02:59Where the fuck was this in my history class?

03:02Watching YouTube videos on my kitchen so far,

03:05you have to actually get out there and do it.

03:07And then up front, I got a second pumpkin patch.

03:10It's doing a little better, but the deers are still, uh,

03:13they're messing it up worse than I'm going to mess up Mikey Betts.

03:16You guys ask me how much I know about Mikey Betts.

03:19Not a damn thing.

03:21I've never fucking heard of that kid in my life.

03:49So the best part about this area compared to the house

03:52is, uh, I don't have to pick up their dog shit.

03:55It's a great place for shits.

03:57I'm Mikey Betts.

03:59I'm Frank the Tank's producer.

04:01I do his editing.

04:03I do his sales.

04:05I do marketing, et cetera, et cetera.

04:07And August 9th, I will be his champion.

04:09This morning, it was a little chaotic.

04:11We had the dogs going.

04:13Fucking police showed up at us.

04:15We were like, what the fuck?

04:17We had the dogs going.

04:19Fucking police showed up at the door.

04:21Asked for my name.

04:23Said it wasn't me.

04:25They still told me I had to pick up the dog shit

04:27in my own backyard, which is crazy.

04:29I didn't pick it up last night.

04:31Neighbors called.

04:33Rat neighbors.

04:35That's what they are.

04:37Rat neighbors.

04:39I know the neighbor too.

04:41I know which neighbor it was.

04:43And guess what?

04:46You look how big their shits are at first.

04:48They took away my pool card, but we're here.

04:50I joined Rough and Rowdy

04:52because of Frank.

04:54The Able Brothers don't like Frank.

04:56The fact that they're talking shit about Frank

04:58for no reason.

05:00I think Frank called him an unable brother,

05:02which is pretty funny.

05:04And if you can't take that as a joke,

05:06you're a fucking pussy.

05:08So like, hey, get off the car.

05:10What the fuck is wrong with you?

05:12It's not my fault they suck.

05:14He's changing his name to Owen.

05:16You know, Owen 1, Owen 2, Owen 3.

05:18Soon to be Owen 4.

05:20I gotta thank Jenks. Shout out Jenks.

05:22He planted the seed in my head

05:24that I should get into Rough and Rowdy.

05:26This is one of those times where you say

05:28only in Rough and Rowdy.

05:30I love it. I love the Able Brothers.

05:32They are true Rough and Rowdy stars.

05:34Frank the Tank has two champions tonight

05:36literally fighting for his honor

05:38just because he shits on these kids.

05:40Jenks taking this fight on short notice.

05:42Able's coming right out.

05:44Jenks throws his first punch at Jenks.

05:46Are we sure, Jenks?

05:48Oh!

05:50He absolutely nailed him

05:52with the right cross attack.

05:54Frank loves it.

05:56That was as clean a shot as you'll ever see.

05:58This is Able.

06:00Able is always entertaining one way or the other.

06:02His hair's a problem.

06:04Hair's a huge problem.

06:06He didn't think of this. He can't see.

06:08Oh!

06:10He couldn't go there.

06:12That's where the problem is, Jenks.

06:14He can't go there.

06:16He's out of control.

06:18Unbelievable.

06:20He couldn't be more feeble. Owen unable

06:22as he is now 0-5.

06:24If you fuck with Frank

06:26I'm coming for your ass.

06:28Lesson to be learned. Congratulations, Frank.

06:30Congratulations, Jenks. Back to you guys.

06:32Training has been good.

06:34The first two training sessions kicked my ass.

06:36I puked. I almost shit myself.

06:38Yeah, that's what you have to do.

06:40You have to step wide.

06:42You don't want to stumble over your own two feet.

06:44His feet are the feet

06:46he has to work on.

06:48Yeah, you're too stiff, Mikey.

06:50You're too stiff.

06:52Greased fucking lightning.

06:54You gotta be greased fucking lightning.

06:56Don't be feeble.

06:58Count on me, baby.

07:00Count on fucking me

07:02when it's time to go.

07:04Punch him.

07:07Walk home.

07:09Angrier.

07:11No pain.

07:13No pain.

07:22He's a doughboy.

07:37He's the only man

07:39in the Ables

07:41who can steal the thunder

07:43from the guy who sucked him.

07:45Yes.

07:47Yes.

07:49Yes.

07:51Yes.

07:53Yes.

07:55Yes.

07:57Yes.

07:59Yes.

08:01Yes.

08:03Yes.

08:05Yes.

08:07That's why I love him so much.

08:09The thing about the Abel brothers

08:11is that they will fight anybody

08:13at any time.

08:15I'm fighting Space Monkey.

08:17That's a fat kid whose body

08:19turns different colors of red.

08:21Abel normally is bleeding within the first 30 seconds

08:23and it doesn't affect him at all.

08:25He's the Mick Foley of Rough n' Rough.

08:27I'm fighting all these top man champs.

08:29Undefeated fighters.

08:31But if you don't know who we are

08:33We're just like two normal dudes who got into fighting later in life.

08:37Spencer's a mailman, I work for the TSA.

08:40We're going to avoid the barking dog because it's safety.

08:44The other day I got stung by a wasp, so that's why my hand's a little swollen.

08:48I got, yeah, yeah, yeah, and then I got the poison ivy I'm recovering from as well.

08:54So despite the heat, despite the poison ivy, despite the flying stinging insects, still

08:59rolling through the heat here.

09:01Oh, I made a little joke about them.

09:03I was watching them fight, and I can't call them the able brothers, they're the unable

09:07brothers, because they always lose, so I guess I didn't take too kindly to it, so they knocked

09:12off my hat.

09:13They're constantly asking Dave for money while in the ring, they're constantly looking to

09:17have cruises paid for.

09:20Get married this September, Dave, if you want to fucking throw me a sandals honeymoon, I'd

09:27take it, buddy.

09:28If we're twins, double dip, Dave, open up the checkpoint.

09:31You couldn't even make it in time for my fight, you at least owe me 500 for that.

09:35Double accent of the night bonus, I don't think that we've ever done that before.

09:38You guys see it when you come in here, it's like a working class town.

09:41This isn't like East Coast Metro, it's just the hard work and the everyday, the person

09:46punching the clock, scraping by to feed their kids, that's who we're putting on for, and

09:51that's who we're looking to bring home some wins for.

09:53Listen, he said it right, at the end he goes, the Ables train will steam along.

09:58Full steam ahead.

09:59They never stop.

10:00The thing about Able Brothers fans, they're not even fans of us, they're fans of themselves,

10:04because we represent self-belief and just always going out there against the odds and

10:10going hard.

10:15Not if I win, when I win, I'm going to find the closest Margaritaville and we're going

10:20to party.

10:21My pregnant wife, I'm going to force her to drink a daiquiri and we're going to have a

10:24great time, because I won.

10:25The Able Brothers are unlikable, they are, like, they just, you look at them, they look

10:29like rats.

10:30They look like big rats.

10:32Frank, I'm going to destroy your guy, this isn't going to be close.

10:36Mikey Betts is going to come in and the Ables are going to go down, because that's all that

10:41always happens, when the Ables fight, they lose.

10:44Like we're going to sit here and listen to some fat fucking 500 pound woman chirp at us.

10:50Frank hates the Ables, he wants to see the Ables dead.

10:53There's no way to fucking predict this.

10:55Both of these guys are terrible athletes, for all intents and purposes, both of these

10:59guys are terrible boxers.

11:01All jokes aside, it's a fucking fight, it's a brawl.

11:04You get hit in the wrong spot at the wrong time, bad shit can happen, that's the risk

11:07fighters take.

11:08I just, I want to destroy these Barstool guys, I don't respect them, I think they're pussies.

11:13Alright, I've got a minute each round just to fucking go ball to the wall on this guy

11:17and watch his head bounce.

11:19Mikey Betts has man boobs.

11:21Fuck you Zach Able, you little bitch.

11:23Fuck you, you got D-cup titties, you're fat as fuck.

11:26August 9th, rough and rowdy, I'm knocking Zach Able out.

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