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00:00Don't fucking push me, you son of a fuck.

00:02Yeah, I do want to fucking shoot you.

00:05You're gonna die already.

00:06You're gonna be fucking dead.

00:08You hear me?

00:09Watch.

00:10I'm over it.

00:11I'm over it.

00:14You need the whole fucking building for me.

00:16The whole building.

00:17Sometimes fighters play a narrative, and also it's very fucking angry.

00:20This is the four local weigh-in for Ruff and Rowdy in West Virginia.

00:24Fucking fighting Leprechaun.

00:26Let's go, baby.

00:27Is this?

00:28Oh, there he is.

00:29Holy shit.

00:30What do we got here?

00:31What's up, man?

00:32You're bigger than your video.

00:33Am I?

00:34Holy shit.

00:35You eating good.

00:36That's right.

00:37Yeah, buddy.

00:38You're bigger, too.

00:39You look like you were doing meth in your picture.

00:40Hey.

00:41Oh, Jay the bird?

00:42More like Jay the nerd.

00:43How about I snap those wings off and use them to fan your bitch while she sucks my dick?

00:47That sounds awesome.

00:48You like that?

00:49Woo!

00:50Yeah, it's not a lot of gray area there.

00:51G Suave decided to do one of the smartest things I've ever seen.

00:54The biggest star at Barstool right now, bar none, is fucking Miss Peaches.

00:57Miss Peaches has got millions upon millions of followers.

01:00So he says he's going to win one for Miss Peaches.

01:02I'm going to knock this motherfucker out for Miss Peaches.

01:04I'm going to immediately put him in Dave Portnoy's good graces.

01:06I'm looking forward to this fight, to be quite honest with you.

01:08Because I always like when the big boys get in there.

01:10Some crazy son of a bitch in a devil's mask just walked up to me.

01:13That's my demon.

01:14I'm on demon time.

01:15Because we have next to no security in this son of a bitch.

01:1622 years old versus 38.

01:18What have you been doing to prepare for this?

01:20Sitting on the couch.

01:21OK.

01:22I don't mind it.

01:23And you're soccering baby shit, boy.

01:24You already know what it is.

01:27I got you, bro.

01:28I got you, bro.

01:29You're going to get laid the fuck out.

01:30This is the biggest competitor, tallest competitor we've ever had in Rough and Rowdy.

01:33How do you feel about this guy tomorrow night?

01:35Chop him down like a tree.

01:36Look at you.

01:37Jack this fuck for no reason.

01:3818.

01:39This dude looks like a bitch already.

01:41He's a coach.

01:42Go coach.

01:43Go coach high school.

01:44I'm a high school coach.

01:45He's a high school athlete.

01:46But when the bell rings tomorrow night, little Bobby, you're in a lot of fucking trouble, my friend.

01:49Oh, fucking high school.

01:50Hey, let's get close.

01:51I can smell his pussy.

01:52Let's go.

01:53No, no, no, no.

01:54No, we are going to do this.

01:55You're about to beat up a coach.

01:56Think about it.

01:57High school athlete?

01:58Fuck no.

01:59Hey, he played on the football team.

02:00Zero tackles.

02:01I do all my research.

02:02I'm a good coach, little Bobby, and I know your statistics, buddy.

02:05You look like a bitch too.

02:07Zero tackles.

02:08Defensive back.

02:09Third string.

02:10I wasn't even a defensive back.

02:11I was a safety, you pussy.

02:12That's what a defensive back is, dumb fuck.

02:14Oh, my bad.

02:15That shows you how much I don't care about football.

02:17This is like a fucking Rob Dyrdek, son of a bitch.

02:19Yo, look at fucking Rob Dyrdek over here.

02:21Everybody give it up for ridiculousness, everybody.

02:24This guy got a rough and rowdy tattoo across his gut.

02:26You want to see it?

02:28And that's the real deal right there.

02:30Hey, April 19th, motherfucker.

02:34This fucker gets fucking pounded, bitch.

02:36Look at him.

02:38He's a little fucking cupcake.

02:40House and fucking keys.

02:42I'm coming for your house and fucking keys.

02:45Round one, motherfucker.

02:47Here's a reminder before we bring out the main event.

02:49Four Loko Jungle Juice.

02:51Go to fourloko.com.

02:52Find your flavor.

02:53Mine is Jungle Juice.

02:54You can go to GoPuff, have it delivered to your door.

02:56Make sure you order up buyrnr.com.

02:59Sit down with a couple of Jungle Juices.

03:01Sit down with a couple of guys who may or may not have done meth.

03:04That's five.

03:05And enjoy yourself from rough and rowdy.

03:07I hope this guy get his ass whooped.

03:09Dalton, I need you right out here.

03:10You hope I get my ass whooped?

03:11Yeah, you're an asshole.

03:12Whoa.

03:13Hold on a second.

03:14Is this fucking idiot came to say hello to me like if we're best fucking friends?

03:17I don't give a fuck what you have to say.

03:19I'm fucking disappointed.

03:20Why are you disappointed?

03:21Look how fucking skinny you are.

03:22Yeah.

03:23Yeah.

03:24I'm fucking pushing you around.

03:25You want to be professional?

03:28Paige, can you get in there?

03:30Yeah.

03:31Can you get in there?

03:32No, no.

03:33I'm kidding.

03:34Totally joking.

03:35All right.

03:36You want to do it already?

03:37You want to touch me?

03:38You want to touch me and not be professional?

03:39No.

03:40No, no.

03:41Let's fucking wrestle.

03:42All right.

03:43We got a lot going on here.

03:44Buyrnr.com.

03:45We have no idea what's going to happen because everybody is just showing up to beat up everybody

03:52else.

03:53So make sure you tune in.

03:54Get yourself a Four Loko.

03:55Enjoy the fights.

03:56We'll see you tomorrow.

03:57Be a fucking ass whooper.

03:58So good luck tomorrow, brother.

03:59Mic drop.

04:00That's it.

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