Mikey Bets WILL Knockout Zach Un-Abel At Rough N' Rowdy 25 And Here's The Training & Trash Talk To Prove It

Rough N' Rowdy

Frank The Tank | Rough N' Rowdy

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00:00The Able Brothers are... they're different.

00:03Oh my God!

00:05He's twisted in the ass!

00:07What was it about the ropes that you wanted to go over so much?

00:11I don't know. It's just when you're in there, shit happens.

00:14But that's literally never happened one time.

00:17They have accents that I describe as birth control.

00:20One of my boys texted me saying I'm getting a $500 accent bonus.

00:25They're like cockroaches. They're going to keep coming at you until you kill them.

00:28Mikey has a lot of pressure on him, so he better step up.

00:31I joined Rough and Rowdy because of Frank.

00:33I need to fight for Frank. I don't like the Able Brothers.

00:35Look into Mikey Betts' eyes. It's going to be darkness.

00:39Nobody wants to be the guy who loses to an Able.

00:43They're characters. I don't know how else to put it. I mean, you guys know them.

00:47The Able Brothers always bring it!

00:49It does go to Zachary Able, the Assassin King.

00:52Oh, good left from Able!

00:53Oh, Able comes running out!

00:55The crowd is loving the action!

00:57What did I tell you? What did I tell you?

00:59Do you agree with the decision?

01:01I mean, I thought it was an early stop.

01:03Look at these warriors!

01:05I'm not even hurt, dude.

01:06I mean, no introduction needed, honestly.

01:19These ones are the slicing cucumbers.

01:22They're the big ones.

01:23Those ones right there will be the pickling ones.

01:26We'll make pickles out of them.

01:28We've got the dill growing there.

01:30So, whenever we make the pickles, we'll use the fresh dill.

01:33I've got one more thing I have to show you.

01:35It's the best crop. I found it over at Tractor Supply.

01:38They had two for ten gum.

01:40So, come on with me.

01:42Oh, these two are actually ready.

01:44Let's pull one out.

01:45We've got Four Loko Gold here.

01:47Four Loko is the best, guys.

01:49You've got to drink Four Loko Gold.

01:51Fourth of July party.

01:53This is all the Able Brothers were drinking.

01:56We run on Four Loko Gold.

01:58We've got another one here still on the vine.

02:01One for me, one for Mikey Betts, I guess.

02:04You know what? Fuck Mikey Betts.

02:06This one's going to my twin brother.

02:08I'd much rather hang out with him.

02:10Why I even got into gardening is just because

02:13the food at the grocery store just isn't good.

02:15Like, I don't want to go full conspiracy theory on you guys,

02:19but there's not a conspiracy theory I won't examine.

02:22How sick of the hock to a girl are you guys, dude?

02:25It felt like a CIA level push behind it,

02:28but I still believe we're on a globe and all,

02:31but there's definitely something about Antarctica

02:34that we don't, that they're trying to hide.

02:36Also, none of the meat at the grocery store is real.

02:39Abe Lincoln even referenced giant bones

02:42in a presidential address.

02:44At the World Fair, we had babies and incubators

02:47out on display.

02:49What the hell are they feeding us in grocery stores?

02:51And we, like, no wonder why everyone in America is obese.

02:54Also, we had orphan trains from New York City

02:57all throughout the Midwest.

02:59Where the fuck was this in my history class?

03:02Watching YouTube videos on my kitchen so far,

03:05you have to actually get out there and do it.

03:07And then up front, I got a second pumpkin patch.

03:10It's doing a little better, but the deers are still, uh,

03:13they're messing it up worse than I'm going to mess up Mikey Betts.

03:16You guys ask me how much I know about Mikey Betts.

03:19Not a damn thing.

03:21I've never fucking heard of that kid in my life.

03:49So the best part about this area compared to the house

03:52is, uh, I don't have to pick up their dog shit.

03:55It's a great place for shits.

03:57I'm Mikey Betts.

03:59I'm Frank the Tank's producer.

04:01I do his editing.

04:03I do his sales.

04:05I do marketing, et cetera, et cetera.

04:07And August 9th, I will be his champion.

04:09This morning, it was a little chaotic.

04:11We had the dogs going.

04:13Fucking police showed up at us.

04:15We were like, what the fuck?

04:17We had the dogs going.

04:19Fucking police showed up at the door.

04:21Asked for my name.

04:23Said it wasn't me.

04:25They still told me I had to pick up the dog shit

04:27in my own backyard, which is crazy.

04:29I didn't pick it up last night.

04:31Neighbors called.

04:33Rat neighbors.

04:35That's what they are.

04:37Rat neighbors.

04:39I know the neighbor too.

04:41I know which neighbor it was.

04:43And guess what?

04:46You look how big their shits are at first.

04:48They took away my pool card, but we're here.

04:50I joined Rough and Rowdy

04:52because of Frank.

04:54The Able Brothers don't like Frank.

04:56The fact that they're talking shit about Frank

04:58for no reason.

05:00I think Frank called him an unable brother,

05:02which is pretty funny.

05:04And if you can't take that as a joke,

05:06you're a fucking pussy.

05:08So like, hey, get off the car.

05:10What the fuck is wrong with you?

05:12It's not my fault they suck.

05:14He's changing his name to Owen.

05:16You know, Owen 1, Owen 2, Owen 3.

05:18Soon to be Owen 4.

05:20I gotta thank Jenks. Shout out Jenks.

05:22He planted the seed in my head

05:24that I should get into Rough and Rowdy.

05:26This is one of those times where you say

05:28only in Rough and Rowdy.

05:30I love it. I love the Able Brothers.

05:32They are true Rough and Rowdy stars.

05:34Frank the Tank has two champions tonight

05:36literally fighting for his honor

05:38just because he shits on these kids.

05:40Jenks taking this fight on short notice.

05:42Able's coming right out.

05:44Jenks throws his first punch at Jenks.

05:46Are we sure, Jenks?

05:48Oh!

05:50He absolutely nailed him

05:52with the right cross attack.

05:54Frank loves it.

05:56That was as clean a shot as you'll ever see.

05:58This is Able.

06:00Able is always entertaining one way or the other.

06:02His hair's a problem.

06:04Hair's a huge problem.

06:06He didn't think of this. He can't see.

06:08Oh!

06:10He couldn't go there.

06:12That's where the problem is, Jenks.

06:14He's out cold.

06:16This guy is unbelievable.

06:18He couldn't be more feeble.

06:20Owen unable as he is now

06:22Owen fine.

06:24If you fuck with Frank,

06:26I'm coming for your ass.

06:28Lesson to be learned. Congratulations, Frank.

06:30Congratulations, Jenks. Back to you guys.

06:32Training has been good.

06:34The first two training sessions kicked my ass.

06:36I puked. I almost shit myself.

06:38Yeah, that's what you have to do.

06:40You have to step wide.

06:42You don't want to stumble over your own two feet.

06:44His feet are the feet

06:46he has to work on.

06:48Yeah, you're too stiff, Mikey.

06:50You're too stiff.

06:52Greased fucking lightning.

06:54You gotta be greased fucking lightning.

06:56Don't be feeble.

06:58Count on me, baby.

07:00Count on fucking me

07:02when it's time to go.

07:04Punch him.

07:07Walk home.

07:09Angrier.

07:11No pain.

07:13No pain.

07:22He's a doughboy.

07:37He's a doughboy.

08:02He's the only man, the Ables,

08:04who can steal the thunder

08:06Yes, that's why I love him so much.

08:08It doesn't matter if they win or lose.

08:10The thing about the Able brothers is that

08:12they will fight anybody at any time.

08:14In December, I'm fighting Space Monkey.

08:16That's a fat kid

08:18whose body turns different colors of red.

08:20Able normally is bleeding

08:22within the first 30 seconds

08:24and it doesn't affect him at all.

08:26He is the Mick Foley of rough and rough.

08:28I'm fighting all these top man champs,

08:30undefeated fighters.

08:32But if you don't know who we are,

08:34like two normal dudes

08:36who got into fighting later in life.

08:38Spencer's a mailman.

08:40I work for the TSA.

08:42We're going to avoid the barking dog

08:44because it's safety.

08:46The other day I got stung by a wasp

08:48so that's why my hand's a little swollen.

08:50And then I got the poison ivy

08:52I'm recovering from as well.

08:54So despite the heat,

08:56despite the poison ivy,

08:58despite the flying stinging insects,

09:00still rolling through the heat here.

09:02I can't joke about them.

09:04I was watching them fight

09:06and I can't call them the able brothers

09:08because they're the unable brothers.

09:10I guess they always lose

09:12so I guess I didn't take too kindly to it

09:14so they knocked off my hat.

09:16They're constantly asking Dave

09:18for money while in the ring.

09:20They're constantly looking to have cruises paid for.

09:22Get married this September

09:24if Dave, if you want to fucking

09:26throw me a sandals honeymoon

09:28I'd take it buddy.

09:30You couldn't even make it in time for my fight

09:32you at least owe me $500 for that.

09:34Double accent of the night bonus

09:36I don't think that we've ever done that before.

09:38You guys see it when you come in here

09:40it's like a working class town

09:42this isn't like east coast metro

09:44it's just the hard work and the everyday

09:46the person punching the clock

09:48scraping by to feed their kids

09:50that's what we're putting on for

09:52and that's what we're looking to bring home some wins for.

09:54Listen, he said it right

09:56at the end he goes the able's train will steam along

09:59they never stop.

10:01The thing about Able Brothers fans

10:03they're not even fans of us

10:05they're fans of themselves

10:07because we represent self belief

10:09and just always going out there against the odds

10:11and going hard.

10:15Not if I win

10:17when I win I'm going to find

10:19the closest Margaritaville

10:21and we're going to party

10:23my pregnant wife I'm going to force her to drink a daiquiri

10:25and we're going to have a great time

10:27they're unlikable

10:29you look at them and they look like rats

10:31they look like big rats

10:33Frank I'm going to destroy your guy

10:35this isn't going to be pleasant

10:37Mikey Betts is going to come in

10:39and the Ables are going to go down

10:41that's all that always happens

10:43when the Ables fight, they lose

10:45we're going to sit here and listen to some fat

10:47500 pound woman

10:49chirp at us

10:51Frank hates the Ables

10:53he wants to see the Ables dead

10:55both of these guys are terrible athletes

10:57for all intents and purposes

10:59both of these guys are terrible boxers

11:01all jokes aside, it's a fight

11:03it's a brawl, you get hit in the wrong spot

11:05at the wrong time, bad shit can happen

11:07that's the risk fighters take

11:09I want to destroy these Barstool guys

11:11I don't respect them, I think they're pussies

11:13alright I got a minute each round

11:15just to go balls to the wall on this guy

11:17and watch his head bounce

11:19Mikey Betts has man boobs

11:21fuck you Zach Abel you little bitch

11:23fuck you, you got D cup titties

11:25you're fat as fuck

11:27August 9th, rough and rowdy

11:29I'm knocking Zach Abel out

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