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Rough N' Rowdy

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00:00 [Yelling]

00:16 Sometimes fighters play a narrative and also it's very fucking angry.

00:20 This is the four local weigh-in for Ruff and Rowdy in West Virginia.

00:24 Fucking fighting Leprechaun.

00:26 Let's go baby!

00:27 Is this?

00:28 Oh there he is!

00:29 Holy shit!

00:30 What do we got here?

00:31 What's up?

00:32 Man you bigger than your video.

00:33 Holy shit!

00:34 You eating good.

00:35 That's right.

00:36 You bigger too.

00:37 You look like you were doing meth in your picture.

00:39 Jay the bird?

00:41 More like Jay the nerd.

00:42 How about snap those wings off and use them to fan your bitch while she sucks my dick.

00:46 [Laughing]

00:47 Ha! You like that?

00:48 Woo!

00:49 That's not a lot of gray area there.

00:50 G Suave decided to do one of the smartest things I've ever seen.

00:53 The biggest star at Barstool right now, bar none, is fucking Miss Peaches.

00:56 Ha!

00:57 Miss Peaches has got millions of followers.

00:58 Shout out Miss Peaches.

00:59 So he says he's going to win one for Miss Peaches.

01:01 I'm going to knock this motherfucker out for Miss Peaches.

01:03 I'm going to immediately put him in Dave Portnoy's good graces.

01:05 I'm looking forward to this fight to be quite honest with you because I always like when

01:08 the big boys get in there.

01:09 Some crazy son of a bitch in a devil's mask just walked up.

01:13 That's my demon.

01:13 I'm on demon time.

01:15 Son of a bitch.

01:16 22 years old versus 38.

01:18 What have you been doing to prepare for this?

01:19 Sitting on the couch.

01:21 Okay.

01:21 I don't mind it.

01:22 You're suffering baby shit boy.

01:24 You already know what it is.

01:25 You're a rugged lady fucker.

01:26 I got you.

01:27 I got you bro.

01:28 You're going to get laid the fuck out.

01:30 This is the biggest competitor, tallest competitor we've ever had in Rough and Rowdy.

01:33 How do you feel about this guy tomorrow night?

01:35 Chop him down like a tree.

01:36 How could you jack this fuck for no reason?

01:39 18.

01:39 This dude looks like a bitch already.

01:41 He's a coach.

01:42 Go coach.

01:43 I'm a high school coach.

01:44 He's a high school athlete.

01:45 But when the bell rings tomorrow night, little Bobby, you're in a lot of fucking trouble my friend.

01:49 Oh fucking high school.

01:50 Let's get close so I can smell his pussy.

01:52 Let's go.

01:53 No, no, no, no.

01:53 No, we are going to do this.

01:54 18 year old about to beat up a coach.

01:55 Think about it.

01:56 High school athlete.

01:57 Fuck no.

01:58 He played on the football team.

02:00 Zero tackles.

02:01 I do all my research.

02:02 I'm a good coach, little Bobby.

02:04 And I know your statistics, buddy.

02:05 You look like a bitch too.

02:06 Zero tackles.

02:07 Defensive back.

02:08 Third string.

02:09 I wasn't even a defensive back.

02:10 I was a safety, you pussy.

02:11 That's what a defensive back is.

02:13 Dump fuck.

02:13 Oh, my bad.

02:14 That shows you how much I don't give off about.

02:17 It's like a fucking Rob Dyrdek, son of a bitch.

02:19 Yeah, look at fucking Rob Dyrdek over here.

02:21 Everybody give it up for ridiculousness, everybody.

02:24 This guy got a Rough and Rowdy tattoo across his gut.

02:26 You want to see it?

02:28 And that's the real deal right there.

02:31 Hey, April 19th, motherfucker.

02:34 This fucker gets fucking pounded, bitch.

02:37 Look at him.

02:38 He's a little fucking cupcake.

02:39 House and fucking keys.

02:42 I'm coming for your house and fucking keys.

02:45 Round one, motherfucker.

02:47 Here's a reminder before we bring out the main event.

02:49 Four Loko Jungle Juice.

02:51 Go to fourloko.com.

02:52 Find your flavor.

02:53 Mine is Jungle Juice.

02:54 You can go to GoPuff.

02:55 Have it delivered to your door.

02:57 Make sure you order up byrnr.com.

02:59 Sit down with a couple of Jungle Juices.

03:01 Sit down with a couple of guys who may or may not have done meth.

03:04 And enjoy yourself from Rough and Rowdy.

03:07 I hope this guy get his ass whooped.

03:09 Dalton, I need you right out here.

03:10 You hope I get my ass whooped?

03:12 Yeah, you're an asshole.

03:12 Whoa.

03:13 Hold on a second.

03:14 This fucking idiot came to say hello to me like if we're best fucking friends.

03:17 I don't give a fuck what you want to say.

03:18 I'm fucking disappointed.

03:20 Why are you disappointed?

03:20 Look how skinny you are.

03:22 Yeah.

03:22 Look, I'm fucking pushing you around.

03:24 I'm fucking pushing you.

03:25 Oh, no, no.

03:27 You want to be professional?

03:28 Paige, can you get in there?

03:30 Can you get in there?

03:32 I'm kidding.

03:33 Totally joking.

03:34 All right.

03:36 This is...

03:38 You want to touch me?

03:40 You want to touch me and not be professional?

03:42 No, no, no.

03:42 Let's fucking wrestle.

03:44 Come on, right?

03:44 Whoa.

03:46 Who's the bro now?

03:47 All right.

03:47 We got a lot going on here byrnr.com.

03:50 We have no idea what's going to happen because everybody is just showing up to beat up everybody

03:55 else.

03:55 So make sure you tune in.

03:57 Get yourself a Four Loko.

03:58 Enjoy the fights.

04:00 We'll see you tomorrow.

04:00 Be a fucking ass whooping.

04:02 So good luck tomorrow, brother.

04:04 Mic drop.

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