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Rough N' Rowdy

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00:00 I'm feeling well, I'm ready to get rough, I'm ready to get rowdy, I'm ready to get rough and rowdy, let's go!

00:06 Take your hat off, bitch, what up, bitch?

00:08 Sup, boy?

00:09 What?

00:10 What?

00:11 What?

00:12 Got your hat!

00:13 Got your hat!

00:14 Got your hat!

00:15 Come here, fuck it up!

00:16 Got your hat!

00:17 You're fucking dirty, baby!

00:18 Old ass bitch!

00:20 White boy in a durag!

00:21 White boy in a durag!

00:23 That's what I fucking thought!

00:24 That's what I fucking do!

00:25 Come on, bitch!

00:26 Come on!

00:27 Let's get, oh no, no, let's get a face off!

00:28 Just, we gotta be gentlemen for just two seconds for this face off!

00:31 This is the first time I've seen this!

00:33 He's got his opponent's face!

00:34 Look at him!

00:35 Rest in peace!

00:36 That's what his mother sees when I'm fucking stroking it, baby!

00:38 Holy shit!

00:39 That's what his mother sees when I'm fucking stroking it!

00:40 Why won't you look at me in the eye?

00:41 Hey, I could be your fucking daddy, baby!

00:42 Why won't you look at me in the eye?

00:43 I could be your fucking daddy!

00:44 Look at me!

00:45 Do you want me to be your daddy?

00:46 Look at me!

00:47 Look at me!

00:48 Let's keep a fucking eye on that!

00:49 What about you?

00:50 How do you feel about this guy tomorrow?

00:51 Fuck Western Mass, fuck East Providence, I'm gonna make you shit yourself tomorrow, bro!

00:54 Rough and rowdy first!

00:55 Look at me!

00:56 No one's ever shit themselves in rough and rowdy, those are tough words!

00:58 Guys, you've been relatively gentle, don't fucking ruin it right now!

01:02 This is our face off, I ain't getting in the middle of these two motherfuckers!

01:05 Okay?

01:06 This is only the third fight of the night!

01:09 Third fight of the night, these guys haven't been in the ring before, let's see if they can fucking back it up!

01:13 Oh boy, here we go again!

01:18 Here we go again, this is what happens when you come to Providence!

01:22 It's already getting rough and rowdy!

01:24 Sweating like a fucking whore in church!

01:27 Tell you what, we got a couple of big boys again, these guys are a little bit in better shape,

01:30 no offense to those two fucking animals that were just up here.

01:33 Hebrew Hammer, you said that you wanted this fight, you said if you couldn't get this fight,

01:37 ideally you'd like to fight fucking Hitler, ideally you'd like to fight Hamas,

01:41 you'd like to stick up for the whole fucking Jewish religion, is that correct?

01:45 Yeah, if I could get anybody, I'd love to get Hitler, I'd love to get Hamas,

01:49 or I'd love to get fucking Jake Gyllenhaal!

01:51 Jake Gyllenhaal!

01:52 One second, Ben.

01:53 Buddy, I'll fucking buy your trailer park, you fat fucking...

02:01 Buy my trailer park? I have a six-figure fucking house, guy!

02:04 Yeah, where?

02:05 Johnston, buddy!

02:06 Make-believe land?

02:07 Go back to fucking Boston, you fucking dwarf!

02:10 You are dead, you are dead tomorrow!

02:12 I'm dead? Let's go! Let's go!

02:14 We go right now!

02:15 Your team's gonna be fucking mad at you guys!

02:18 Let's fucking go!

02:19 At me, guy?

02:20 Yeah, you guy.

02:21 Shut the fuck up, buddy.

02:22 This guy already dropped out once!

02:24 I didn't drop out, bro!

02:25 He had a fucking problem, bro!

02:26 I'm gonna drop out again!

02:27 Drop out of shit!

02:28 I'm gonna drop out tomorrow!

02:29 Just fucking show up!

02:30 I'm gonna drop out tomorrow!

02:31 Just fucking show up, you pussy!

02:32 Come on, right here!

02:33 No, no, no!

02:34 So there we go.

02:35 This is gonna be the four-local fourth fight of the night,

02:37 and we're gonna save it for tomorrow,

02:39 because I'd hate to see one of you guys get hurt beforehand.

02:41 I gotcha.

02:42 And that's it.

02:43 Frank, you're gonna step in for Kenny "Night Terror" Krause.

02:46 You're gonna get knocked out.

02:48 It's gonna be the fifth fight of the night.

02:50 You're gonna see somebody a little--

02:51 Frank, no, you gotta do it, too, Frank.

02:52 Take him off.

02:53 Oh, yeah.

02:54 No, no, no.

02:55 No, no, Frank, no, no.

02:58 Hey!

02:59 That's what I'm talking about!

03:03 OK.

03:05 Little bit of a mismatch.

03:07 The Bearded Tarzan!

03:08 I need the Bearded Tarzan, Tyler Gomez, right here.

03:11 Oh!

03:12 Nice.

03:13 What have you been doing to prepare for this?

03:14 What are you gonna be doing tomorrow night?

03:16 I don't know.

03:17 I've been eating a lot of Chipotle.

03:18 Oh, that's not good.

03:19 [singing]

03:22 They always work, and I can get you next.

03:24 They always work, and I can get you next.

03:26 And I can get your boy next.

03:28 Where's he at?

03:30 Why is this cheerleader here?

03:31 Where he at?

03:33 It's the first time I've seen that.

03:34 Fighters Center representative.

03:36 I might have to get myself a cheerleading team.

03:38 The weed man!

03:40 This guy right here, this guy's loud on your behalf.

03:43 I'm gonna give you one of these.

03:44 How do you feel about your opponent?

03:45 How do you feel about getting in the ring with him tomorrow night?

03:47 I feel happy, bro.

03:48 I'm glad you took this fight with me, because you're the biggest thing in your life, bro.

03:51 I'm telling you.

03:52 Did someone order him off of Wish.com?

03:55 You ain't got no fucking hammers, bro.

04:04 You ain't never seen a fucking hammer like this, bro.

04:06 You ain't fucking ready.

04:07 We'll see about that tomorrow, baby.

04:08 You ain't ready!

04:09 I'm more than ready, motherfucker!

04:10 No, you ain't!

04:11 No, you ain't, baby!

04:12 You ain't ready!

04:13 You think I'm seeing a doctor?

04:14 You're going to the doctor, baby!

04:16 Let's go!

04:17 Let's go, baby!

04:18 What you got?

04:19 Move, move, move, move, move!

04:20 Move!

04:21 Move!

04:22 Yeah!

04:23 Let's go!

04:24 I want all the fucking smoke!

04:25 Yeah!

04:26 Bring that energy tomorrow, baby!

04:27 You got that smoke, baby!

04:28 You got it!

04:29 You got it!

04:30 Let's go!

04:31 Let's go!

04:32 Yeah, baby!

04:33 Yeah!

04:34 I'm gonna fuck them up.

04:41 Is that what we're saying to do?

04:42 Bro, I'm gonna do you dirty.

04:44 I don't know why they called you here, bro.

04:45 I really hope so.

04:46 I saw you fucking hitting the heavy bag, dude.

04:48 You're a fat fucking pussy with no fucking speed.

04:50 I'm gonna fuck you up!

04:51 No fucking speed, baby!

04:52 I wasn't expecting that.

04:53 You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.

04:55 This guy could smoke a cigarette in the shower.

04:58 If you don't fucking swing at that thing, you're out of your mind.

05:00 Dude, you can swing in any fucking direction and hit my nose, and you won't.

05:04 That's the sad part.

05:05 You suck.

05:06 I'm going to fuck you up, bro.

05:07 I watched your footage.

05:08 You know why I took this fight?

05:09 I'm going to fuck you up.

05:10 I took this fight knowing you were going to do it.

05:11 I don't care why you took it.

05:12 I don't care why you took it.

05:13 I don't care why you took it.

05:14 I don't care why you took it.

05:15 You are a bitch.

05:16 You are a fucking bitch.

05:17 I'm going to fuck you up.

05:18 You are a bitch.

05:19 Uh-oh.

05:20 We got the dwarves with a little bit of fucking smoke.

05:21 Rufizi's in the building, and he's talking some shit.

05:22 Just a little shit talk.

05:23 You gotta hold on one second.

05:24 No, no.

05:25 Save that shit.

05:26 Uh-oh.

05:27 Save that shit.

05:28 We literally have a little bit of drama.

05:29 A lot of personality, and that's a true crime of behavior.

05:30 I believe that you're going to get a little bit of drama.

05:31 I'm going to fuck you up.

05:32 I'm going to fuck you up.

05:33 I'm going to fuck you up.

05:54 I'm going to fuck you up.

06:18 I'm going to fuck you up.

06:46 I'm going to fuck you up.

06:53 I'm going to fuck you up.

06:54 I'm going to fuck you up.

06:55 I'm going to fuck you up.

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06:57 I'm going to fuck you up.

06:58 I'm going to fuck you up.

06:59 I'm going to fuck you up.

07:00 I'm going to fuck you up.

07:01 I'm going to fuck you up.

07:02 I'm going to fuck you up.

07:03 I'm going to fuck you up.

07:04 I'm going to fuck you up.

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07:06 I'm going to fuck you up.

07:07 I'm going to fuck you up.

07:08 I'm going to fuck you up.

07:09 I'm going to fuck you up.

07:10 I'm going to fuck you up.

07:11 I'm going to fuck you up.

07:12 I'm going to fuck you up.

07:13 I'm going to fuck you up.

07:14 I'm going to fuck you up.

07:15 I'm going to fuck you up.

07:16 I'm going to fuck you up.

07:17 I'm going to fuck you up.

07:18 I'm going to fuck you up.

07:19 I'm going to fuck you up.

07:20 I'm going to fuck you up.

07:21 I'm going to fuck you up.

07:22 I'm going to fuck you up.

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07:24 I'm going to fuck you up.

07:25 I'm going to fuck you up.

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07:28 I'm going to fuck you up.

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07:30 I'm going to fuck you up.

07:31 I'm going to fuck you up.

07:32 I'm going to fuck you up.

07:33 I'm going to fuck you up.

07:34 I'm going to fuck you up.

07:35 I'm going to fuck you up.

07:37 This is going to be fight number 13.

07:39 It's going to be Sour Milk Savvy Sears versus The Prophet Percivali.

07:43 And we're going to go against Sean "The Buck" Fuller.

07:45 Get your bald ass down here, boy.

07:48 You look small as hell, pussy.

07:50 Got another guy from New Jersey.

07:52 I hope you're ready, brother.

07:53 I'm fucking ready.

07:54 You ready?

07:55 You lied about your record.

07:56 You're 0-2, motherfucker.

07:58 I'm 1-1, fam.

07:59 Yeah, OK.

08:00 Check my bank account, bitch.

08:01 Check my bank account.

08:02 I don't give a fuck about a bank account.

08:03 Yeah, let's go, motherfucker.

08:04 I'm glad you came with a entourage tonight.

08:05 Yeah, I did.

08:06 Where the fuck are your boys?

08:07 Where are your fucking boys?

08:08 Nobody's here with you.

08:09 You're a fucking bum.

08:10 I can't stand by myself.

08:11 You're a bum.

08:12 I'm a walk in that ring by myself.

08:13 You're a bitch.

08:14 I'm a leader winner by myself.

08:15 You're a fucking bitch.

08:16 You're a bitch.

08:17 I've been sparring.

08:18 I've been kicking fucking ass in the ring.

08:19 Who?

08:20 I'm going to-- you don't need to worry.

08:21 Tomorrow, it's going to be you.

08:22 Don't you worry about that, baby boy.

08:23 Yeah, OK.

08:24 Those elbows, let's keep them down.

08:26 Uh-oh, there we go.

08:27 There's a little bit.

08:28 Let's go.

08:29 Let's go.

08:30 Guy from Jersey's getting a little fucking froggy.

08:33 Get your ugly ass over here already.

08:35 I'm done with this shit.

08:36 The champ is here.

08:39 The champ is here.

08:41 Bitch, I ain't scared.

08:43 You better turn your ass around and look at me

08:45 down the damn eye, bitch.

08:46 Hey, listen, respect your daddy.

08:48 You ain't my pops, bitch.

08:49 Oh, that's right.

08:50 You don't got one.

08:51 I do.

08:52 Motherfucking listen to me and listen to me damn well.

08:53 The reason why I joined that group

08:55 is because that was my dream, my home, and I respect it.

08:59 Because you, you don't give a shit.

09:01 It's not my fault you walked your ass out

09:03 in the middle of the damn night, backstabbing other people.

09:05 Because you look at me, I'm here for almost three years

09:08 of my goddamn life, and I never backed out.

09:11 I never even quit.

09:13 I'm still standing.

09:15 [gasp]

09:16 I don't give a fuck.

09:17 Since day one.

09:19 I'm going to whoop your ass.

09:20 And guess what?

09:21 Once I get you, Dylan, I got you next, little bro.

09:25 All day, baby.

09:26 You ain't shit.

09:27 I'll hit you up, bro.

09:29 Hold up, daddy's talking.

09:30 Shut up.

09:31 You ain't my daddy.

09:32 I'm going to have--

09:33 I got you, Dylan.

09:34 That's why I'm going to bang your mama's neck.

09:35 So when I get you, bro, when I get you,

09:36 it's going to be me and you next, bro.

09:37 Little Charlie, I love you, all right?

09:39 A little premature.

09:40 Uh-oh, that was a rip there.

09:41 All right, no, no.

09:42 Oh, no, it's cool.

09:43 It's cool.

09:44 No, no, he can wear it.

09:45 H. H for being a ho.

09:46 That's what you are.

09:47 You're the biggest one of them all, then.

09:48 Right?

09:49 You're the biggest one.

09:50 You got a little suit, yeah.

09:51 Fucking hat.

09:52 Still here, champ's in the building.

09:53 Thank you, gentlemen.

09:54 [music playing]

09:55 [applause]

09:56 [music playing]

09:57 [applause]

09:58 [music playing]

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