Frank The Tank & Rone Breakdown The Abel Brothers Main Event And More Matchups From Rough N' Rowdy 25

Rough N' Rowdy

Rone | Rough N' Rowdy

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00:00Ruffin Rowdy is back! Ruffin Rowdy 25 coming to Wheeling West Virginia. 20

00:08fights a ring girl competition and Frank we got a doozy. We've reached number 25

00:14this number the silver anniversary it's the silver showdown in Wheeling West

00:21Virginia. We got Mikey Betts going against an Abel brother. I mean if the

00:29Abels continue to lose they're gonna be the disabled brothers. We have an Abel

00:33brother going against a transgender fighter. You know he can't win I mean if

00:40he if he loses he loses to someone who's transgender if he wins he beats somebody

00:46who's transgender and he kind of looks like that's all he could be. It's one of

00:50those classic Ruffin Rowdy moments we're gonna have Dan, Dave, and Robbie on the

00:58call. Myself Nick Taranian large ringside reporting with the fighters and

01:05we have an entire stable of brand-new fighters who are hungry with a blood

01:12lust to knock one another out in that ring. Do you ever wonder if you know

01:18people go on divergent lifestyles and divergent paths? Do you know if it wasn't

01:22for Yale? J.D. Vance probably would be at Ruffin Rowdy. That's right J.D. Vance

01:27would be out there and we got a whole other swath of people who will be there.

01:31Let's get into some of these fights.

01:58So we got the regulator against Big Dog. Frank what do you see in this one?

02:04That one guy dude without his shirt on looks like he needs he needs to put some

02:08meat on those bones I mean my god he looks like he's it looks like he hasn't

02:12eaten in a while. That's the big dog. Yeah well it looks like

02:16look it looks more like a chihuahua if you ask me. We might need to give the dog a bone.

02:20I mean I don't think this fight's gonna go too well for him. The regulator looks

02:27like he's gonna be taking care of business. At least he owns a car that's

02:31huge you know what I mean following the rules and regulations of the road.

02:35Yeah the other guy looks like he's just looking for a place to live in a nice

02:38comfortable box. Maybe he'll find a place in the ring or maybe he'll get put in a

02:43box by the regulator.

02:47This is the redneck coming at you. Listen up Dylan Redneck whatever the fuck.

03:00On August 9th I'm coming to whoop on some big worm. I ain't with all the fucking

03:04theatrics and bullshit hoping to knock your dumb ass out. I'll give it probably

03:08one round before I end you. Nice clean fight. Let's fucking get to it. I don't like big worms.

03:19Dylan the Redneck Pumphrey versus Caleb Big Worm Johnson. I don't even think this

03:27is a fair fight. I mean I mean come on yeah Caleb Johnson actually looks like

03:32somebody who's actually able to move and hit and do things. I think I think

03:39the Rednecks gonna be worm food. I think that there's two things you're

03:42underestimating though Frank. First off Big Worm was only posing in front of

03:48weights. That's something that I do sometimes. I put myself in the general

03:51vicinity of weights. It makes me look like I'm in good shape. Second of all

03:55there's a good chance that he could get lost in those beautiful baby blue eyes

03:59of the Redneck. I don't know but Rednecks gonna have to perform some

04:04magic to win this one. I think that one of the most exciting things to keep our

04:08eye on is who will be in the corner for the Redneck. Last time we saw a big neck

04:15behemoth in his corner. Will he return? Well he can only hope. He can only hope.

04:20We're gonna see what happens in a guaranteed classic at Rough and Rowdy

04:25in Wheeling, West Virginia by rnr.com

04:34I heard you're ready for a fight boy but it ain't with the right one. It's me baby.

04:39Let's go y'all. Leprechauns at it again August 9th West Bank Arena. I guess I got some guy named Adam.

04:43I don't fucking know. Calls himself heavy. Wheeling, West Virginia. August 9th.

04:48The only thing heavy about him is him hitting a canvas. I'll be fighting at Rough and Rowdy. I hope you're ready for a night of excitement.

04:52Don't blink or you'll miss it.

04:55The Fighting Leprechaun against Pillowhands. What do you see Frank?

05:04Well first off, Pillowhands might be the least intimidating nickname of all time.

05:09I mean Pillowhands are gonna be hit with what? A powder puff? Sounds soft.

05:13I mean Pillow sounds soft. Pillowhands? That's really his nickname.

05:17Maybe there's the intimation that he's gonna put you to sleep but I think

05:21there's other ways that you could say it. I mean it sounds awful soft to me and

05:25the Leprechaun looks crazy and to win these fights you have to be crazy so I

05:28think Leprechaun has just the right amount of crazy to win this fight.

05:32Pillowhands also had a soft spoken voice. Maybe that adds to some of the

05:38intimidation factor. Maybe he has a slow smoldering energy but the Leprechaun

05:44seems like somebody who we're breeding to be a star in Rough and Rowdy and one

05:48thing I know about Rough and Rowdy, they make stars over here. I mean I don't

05:53think anyone's ever been knocked out by a pillow. Exactly but we might see it

05:57first. That Leprechaun better be wary of a Serta mattress getting swung around

06:02because it could get dangerous in there.

06:06Hey man, just to let you know, I know you've been training but not any amount of training that you've done will prepare you for this fight.

06:13Blah blah blah. All that bullshit he just said is not about to happen.

06:16I'm a hard hitter and I'm a hard hitter.

06:19Don't make me knock out Fire Marshal Bill August 9th at Westbrook Arena Pop Out Man.

06:24I'm saying guarantee by the end of the fight you're gonna be a hard quitter.

06:28Don't bring your bitch, don't bring your grandma, don't bring your kids. I'm gonna knock you the fuck out.

06:32My dog takes shits bigger than me.

06:37James Heathmonster Heath versus Jason Dolomiles.

06:42I mean Heathmonster? What am I gonna do with this? He's far, I mean.

06:47I mean it seems like he had a little bit of a crunch to his words.

06:50Yeah, but the other guy had a dog. And that dog looks like it was taking a shit.

06:55And it looks like he's about, Dolo looks like he's about to make Heathmonster go crunch.

07:02Exactly, well I don't have a dog in the fight, but I will say that the Heathmonster looked like he was coming from the set of Hills Have Eyes.

07:12I think that there was something, you know, just the perfect amount of backwoods to him.

07:18It makes him a dangerous fighter. Maybe he's chopping wood, you know what I mean?

07:21Maybe he's haunting someone's dreams. He definitely had a little bit of an ominous vibe.

07:26But will Dolo be showing up Dolo, or will he be bringing his dogs with him?

07:31I think Dolo is gonna lay Heath Lolo.

07:36Exactly. Well, there's only one place where you can find out exactly what's gonna happen between the Heathmonster and Dolo,

07:44and that's right in the ring in Wheeling, West Virginia.

07:48Rockin' Rowdy 25.

07:50That's right, the Silver Showdown, the Purple Pugilism, the Golden Gloves.

07:56The Able Brothers always bring it!

07:58Rockin' Rowdy 25, backed by popular demand in the building we build.

08:02It's me, Summer Brady.

08:04We got the fuckin' man takin' on, is that a fuckin' man?

08:08I'm the world's first and only transgender boxing champion.

08:11Sexy Spence takin' on Summer Sean Brady for the intergender title.

08:15If I lose, I lost to a man full of testosterone.

08:18If he loses, he lost to someone full of estrogen.

08:21Tune in, folks, I'm puttin' this kid on a t-shirt.

08:23August 9th, Wheeling, West Virginia.

08:27Spencer the Light Bearer Able versus Sean the Non-Binary Ninja Brady.

08:36This is the kind of entertainment.

08:38Well, first off, that's not Spencer Able.

08:40That's Owen Able, as in Owen Six.

08:43As, I mean, Mort de Blanca used to be his nickname, now it's the Light Bearer.

08:47It's more like the light's out, because he gets knocked out every fight.

08:52I mean, this guy is the biggest loser that's ever been seen in any ring.

08:56I mean, he's already lost.

08:59He's already lost.

09:01He's fighting someone who is transgender, who's going through a transition,

09:05who is taking estrogen.

09:07If he loses, he's even more embarrassed.

09:11If he beats, if he wins, he beats someone who's weaker.

09:16I mean, come on, who's already lost to a woman.

09:21So, Spencer, please, for the love of God, go.

09:27Hang up the gloves.

09:29Take up bowling.

09:31I mean, boxing is not for you.

09:34There's something about the Able Brothers, though, at Rough and Rowdy.

09:37They'll wind up on a headline, and they'll put some asses in the seats.

09:40But you're saying that the Light Bearer's going to need some Paul Bearers?

09:43He might.

09:45I mean, if they keep boxing, they're going to be the Disabled Brothers.

09:49The Non-Binary Ninja, on the other hand, looking great.

09:55Fuck you, Zach Able, you little bitch.

09:57Mikey Betts has man boobs.

09:59Oh!

10:02He squished it in the ass!

10:04I joined Rough and Rowdy because of Frank.

10:06I need to fight for Frank. I don't like the Able Brothers.

10:08The Able Brothers always bring it.

10:10The crowd is loving the action.

10:12You're harder than that. You're harder than that.

10:14Hate! You're the hate!

10:16Frank, I'm going to destroy your guy.

10:18This isn't going to be close.

10:19I never seek my fights, but I've always got into a lot of fights.

10:23We can watch it, but who's this guy he's fighting, dude?

10:26Is he an accredited fighter? Is he a drunk guy in the parking lot?

10:30He's a go-boy. He's a go-boy!

10:34Fuck you. You got D-cup titties. You're fat as fuck.

10:39Zach, the Morningstar, Able versus Mikey Betts, a.k.a. Mikey Brawls.

10:45Frank, your fingerprints are all over this one.

10:48The Morningstar? I mean, he changed his nickname from The Assassin to Morningstar.

10:55So, he's basically, he comes up in the morning when no one's awake,

11:00and then he goes down before anyone ever notices.

11:03I mean, that's the Morningstar. You know what the Morningstar is?

11:05What's that?

11:06It's the planet Mercury.

11:08As soon as the sun comes up, it disappears.

11:10Because nobody can actually see it.

11:12I mean, that explains the Ables, anyway.

11:17I mean, it should be actually the Bleeder.

11:21I mean, he always bleeds.

11:23I mean, you hit him, the nose starts dripping.

11:26I've never seen anyone bleed more than him.

11:29I mean, that's his nickname. He is Zach, the Bleeder, Able.

11:33And Mikey Brawls is going to put him down on the ground, on the canvas.

11:39And we've just got to hope that he doesn't stain the canvas.

11:42But, I mean, come. What is with the changing the nicknames?

11:46Changing up luck? It doesn't matter what your nicknames are.

11:49They lose. They're the unable brothers. They're losers.

11:54They never win, and they never will win.

11:56The Morningstar has been mercurial, indeed, through his time.

12:00Two wins, three losses.

12:02What does Mikey Betts have to do to put another notch in the loss column?

12:07He's just got to train. He's just got to train.

12:09All he has to do is train.

12:11If he comes in there pumped, ready to fight, it's over.

12:17We've seen one win from the Frank the Tank camp against the Able camp.

12:22Are you guaranteeing another win?

12:25I'm not guaranteeing anything.

12:27The guarantees always come back to haunt you, but I just put it this way.

12:31It's an Able brother. Come on.

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