Barstool Beef Review - Simard's Super Roast Beef (Wilmington, MA) - video Dailymotion

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00:00Alright, we're in Wilmington, bonus roast beef review, I always gotta do it Austin,

00:26I've had 11 pizzas and it's like we're in kind of Massachusetts, North Merrimack Valley,

00:32whatever, find a beef shop, we drove by Tewksbury Little League, these guys had a sign, Samard

00:39Super Roast Beef, they said they sponsor Little League, I go, put it in the GPS, let's go.

00:46Now I don't like right off the bat that the super beef is like an onion roll, I don't

00:50like that at all, I thought a super beef I'd get the normal roll, I've actually talked

00:55about this before, I don't want like this roll on a super beef, super, wait, did I get

01:03the biggest, should I have gotten a king beef?

01:07I may have fucked myself, this is why you get the, what's bigger, the king beef or the

01:11super beef?

01:12Probably the king beef.

01:13Yeah, if the king beef is bigger, then the super beef should be this, should be just

01:18no seed, an onion roll, anyways, Samards, I thought the fries would be skinnier, I'll

01:28still probably love it, I did not get, I did not get the mayo, I just went sauce, the 3-way,

01:37so here we go.

01:39I didn't get mayo or cheese, honestly, I've had 11 beef jerbeas, I don't care where you

01:56go in this country, I don't care where you go in this country, this world, there's nothing

02:04better than the North Shore beef, it's like a delicacy that only we have, and anybody

02:15I've introduced to it, large, anybody's like, oh my God, what is this?

02:21I don't know, man, if you're in the North Shore, North Merrimack of Massachusetts and

02:29you see roast beef shop and you've never had it, pull over, do yourself a favor, get

02:36it, sauce, mayo, cheese, sauce if you want, get a fry, even the ketchup, they should be

02:41giving me the red bottle of ketchup, not actual ketchup packets, having said all that, I love

02:48them so much, 8.6 Samards beef, usually beefs are in the 9s, but it's still, it's like sex,

02:55even bad sex is fucking awesome, no, what was that slogan, this is like, true story,

03:20I'm a fat person, I've had 11 pizzas, I can't put this down, I can put pizza down, I can't

03:26put beef down, I just can't, once I start eating beef, I can't put it down, I'm disgusted

03:32with myself, I know, disgusted, I've had 11 pizzas, man.