The Dudley Do-Right Show The Dudley Do-Right Show S04 E002

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28/06/2024

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00:00Sous-titres par Jean-Luc Coulon

00:30But Dudley, it's been 23 years that you've been trying to bring in Snidely Whiplash, and you haven't succeeded yet.

00:35Well Nell, as I've said before, if at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

00:39The trouble with you is you've lost your incentive, and when a Mountie has lost his incentive, it's time to turn in his coat.

00:45I was feeling so good a minute ago, but Nell, I've got all the incentive any red-blooded, red-coated Canadian youth would want, the RCMP!

00:51But that isn't enough, Dudley. You have to have the feeling of being wanted.

00:55That is why I want you to wear this locket close to your heart. Open it, Dudley.

00:59You see, Dudley, it has a picture of me.

01:02Gee, thanks, Nell.

01:04Incentive, Dudley. I hope this little token of my love will make you remember. Don't tell anyone. It will be our secret.

01:12Dudley, when an officer of the RCMP enters the room, it is military courtesy to rise.

01:18But I am, sir.

01:19You are, sir.

01:21Right, sir.

01:23What's the matter, boy? You're all stooped.

01:25Oh no, sir inspector. I've always walked like this.

01:28Well, do right, I have information that will start your Mountie heart pounding.

01:32Snidely Whiplash is planning to rob the bank. It's your big chance at last.

01:37Who is that, sir?

01:38Snidely Whiplash.

01:39Is that the chap with the moustache and the long black cape?

01:41Snidely Whiplash, do right. The arch-villain that you've been trying to bring in for the last 23 years.

01:48What's the matter, Dudley? Have you lost your incentive?

01:50No, sir. I have it right here.

01:52Meanwhile, Snidely Whiplash was in the best of evil spirits.

01:55Such a beautiful, gorgeous day. I haven't lifted a finger and already Nell Fenwick has fallen into me clutches.

02:02Snidely Whiplash, you poor, poor man.

02:04What poor? I'm feeling great and you, Nell, have fallen into me clutches.

02:09If you like, Snidely, but it does seem a shame.

02:12What's a shame?

02:1323 years.

02:1423 years?

02:15Yes, for 23 years you've been pursued by Dudley Do-Right of the Mountain.

02:18That's right and he hasn't brought me in yet.

02:20Hunted, hounded, forced to skulk about the Canadian countryside like some kind of fertile beast. 23 years!

02:27Stop already!

02:28But it's understandable.

02:30What's understandable?

02:31That after 23 years you would lose your incentive.

02:33I was feeling so good a minute ago. Incentive?

02:36Yes, Snidely, but don't worry.

02:38Wear this locket close to your heart. It has a picture of me inside.

02:42Do you think it will help, Nell?

02:44Don't tell anyone I gave it to you. It will be our secret.

02:47Gee, thanks, Nell. And here I always thought you were for the good guys.

02:51Snidely, have you considered taking sitting-up exercises?

02:55You've got to do something about your posture.

02:57Man, you're stupid!

02:58Not at all, Homer. I've always walked like this. What's on the schedule today?

03:02Oh, we've got a jink dandy of a day today, Snidely.

03:05Well, get on with it.

03:06Well, at 11 o'clock we tie that woman down by the block to the railroad tracks.

03:10Homer, could you handle that? I'm just not up to tying women to railroad tracks.

03:13At 12 o'clock, you're supposed to foreclose some mortgages.

03:16Now, where will it all end, Homer? Railroad tracks, mortgages.

03:19Gee, Snidely, you sound like you've lost your incentive.

03:22Of course I haven't lost my incentive. I've got my incentive right here.

03:26What was that?

03:27Nothing, Homer. Carry on.

03:29And there's the bank.

03:30Oh, yes, the bank. We're supposed to deposit money in the bank, Homer.

03:33We are not supposed to deposit money in a bank, Whiplash. We are supposed to rob the bank.

03:38You sure you ain't lost your incentive to lead a life of evil doing?

03:41I told you, Homer. I've got my incentive right here.

03:44Jeez it. Here comes Dudley Do-Right of the Mountain.

03:47Is that you, Snidely?

03:48Oh, yes. What brings you to town, Dudley?

03:51Well, I had a reason, but for the life of me, I can't think what it was. How about you?

03:55Something to do with the bank.

03:56I can't seem to remember whether I was supposed to deposit some money or withdraw some.

04:00I know how that is.

04:02What's the matter with you guys? Mortal enemies, and here you stand.

04:05You guys lost your incentive or something?

04:07Of course not. I have it right here.

04:11You're wearing Nell's locket.

04:15It would have been a shame to see those boys lose their incentive after 23 years.

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