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00:00 [Music]

00:04 So, being now in possession of a chain

00:06 with a few thousands of subscribers, we're not going to lie,

00:08 we are, as they say, "influencers".

00:10 I swear, I'm even able to influence your mother,

00:12 and I even influence myself. Last time, I didn't know what to eat,

00:14 I said pasta, I ate pasta, my friend. That's the life of an influencer.

00:16 And who says "influencer" necessarily says

00:18 "sell your ass for money",

00:20 that's the basics, yeah, and so I invoke

00:22 product placement. And these last

00:24 weeks, we've been confronted with our first

00:26 contacts with brands, and it didn't go very well.

00:28 It's the least we can say. So, in this video,

00:30 we're going to tell you two little anecdotes

00:32 related to these famous emails, product placement

00:34 and other dark stories.

00:36 [Music]

00:38 So, this first story is the very definition

00:40 of an emotional elevator.

00:42 It was the Russian mountains in my ass, my friend.

00:44 Since a month ago, during a sunny day in January,

00:46 it's false, it was raining ropes, by the way, I tried to take one

00:48 to hang myself, but I didn't succeed because, in fact,

00:50 it was a metaphor. Lol, I love humor. So,

00:52 during this sunny day, we received

00:54 an email from a certain Jacob Cox,

00:56 who will come next, Jacob Cox the 100,

00:58 telling us the following thing. "Hi, my name is

01:00 Jacob Cox, with an X, not CK

01:02 like in Big Black Cox. Would you like

01:04 to earn a lot of money by doing a fucking

01:06 product placement with fucking NordVPN?

01:08 If yes, send us your prices at 36k."

01:10 He didn't exactly say things like that, but

01:12 you got it, the words were in a different order.

01:14 And we, you know us, we love

01:16 the fluff, the money, the moula, all that, all that.

01:18 Besides, it's the first time we're offered a product placement.

01:20 And besides, it's for your NordVPN

01:22 that we've already parodied a lot, especially

01:24 in this video. VPN neighbor, the mobile

01:26 app that generates random answers

01:28 for your little neighbor's bastards you don't

01:30 want to talk to. "Hey neighbor,

01:32 don't you have sugar? Because I'm making

01:34 little crepes in my gadget, it's gonna be

01:36 MAMA!" "Hey, my balls on your nose,

01:38 does it look like a banana?" So, we had to

01:40 say yes. Except that we, we don't know anything about it, we're

01:42 Pokemons, we could do it for free if the guy tells us

01:44 it's funny. So, in order not to get fooled

01:46 like a traditional baguette in the early morning,

01:48 we go to find out about the prices.

01:50 And when I talk about prices, I feel like a whore, but

01:52 yeah, it's a bit like that, actually. And after

01:54 some research on the internet you know,

01:56 we send a little email to Jacob LeSang

01:58 to tell him "Ok, we're ready, 700 bucks."

02:00 And then, he tells us "No, it's dead, guys,

02:02 500 bucks." So, we're ready to go,

02:04 we're here, we take our keyboard, "Ok,

02:06 500 bucks. But it's good because it's you,

02:08 Jacob, yeah." Then, the guy doesn't know what to say anymore, he's like

02:10 "Ok, ok, 500."

02:12 At this moment, in our heads, we're the kings of the night,

02:14 I'm David Guetta Ibiza and he's Martin Solveig,

02:16 another place where we party, I don't know any other.

02:18 I'm not a fag, ok? I don't have the dreams of being a fag.

02:20 We just have to wait for Jacob LeSang de la Vénas

02:22 to introduce us to a NordVPN dad and for them to accept our profile.

02:24 But normally, it should be good.

02:26 So, for now, we're waiting like "Yeah,

02:28 I'm going to do a NordVPN placement,

02:30 yeah, 500 bucks in my veins, dude."

02:32 *clink clink clink* Except that

02:34 *laughs* the next day, Jacob

02:36 arrives, well, he doesn't arrive at our place,

02:38 he arrives in the mailbox, and he tells us

02:40 "Thanks for your patience on this subject,

02:42 I just received news from the client,

02:44 and unfortunately, they decided not to continue

02:46 with your channel on this occasion."

02:48 And now, it's the cold shower, so cold

02:50 that Max caught a cold, he might die, so we don't know.

02:52 We're still waiting for the doctor's results.

02:54 And we're in the misunderstanding, why didn't they want to?

02:56 Look at us, we're nice, aren't we? I'm nice.

02:58 At some point, she tells me I'm nice.

03:00 So, we decide to send a mail to Jacob LeSang de la Vénas

03:02 to ask him why NordVPN

03:04 put a rat hole in our face, when it's not

03:06 even a gardening brand, I don't understand!

03:08 And now, Jacob answers us, honestly

03:10 "Well, guys, you're a bit too salty,

03:12 and the ass jokes, well, it didn't work out."

03:14 So, she has a NordVPN product placement

03:16 and a facial. Finally, what we can remember

03:18 from this fabulous story, is that

03:20 a guy from NordVPN moved like this,

03:22 who liked our videos, and was like

03:24 "Pfff, no, no, no, the joke about the Third Reich,

03:26 that's hot. But I'm subscribing anyway

03:28 because it's disgusting."

03:30 This second story is even more recent

03:32 because it was last week,

03:34 and I can tell you that if today

03:36 we can still make videos on this channel,

03:38 it's thanks to Google security, my friend.

03:40 So, Mr. Google, I'll suck you whenever you want,

03:42 and for you, it'll be free. Well, this story

03:44 is with an email, because we're in 2021,

03:46 you know, the travel pigeons, it's not done anymore.

03:48 And it's again an email for a product placement.

03:50 Well, well, well. Indeed,

03:52 according to this guy, the brand HyperX

03:54 would like to send us products so we can promote them

03:56 in videos. And it's a good thing,

03:58 it's a computer brand, and our gear

04:00 stinks like shit. My audio headset only hears

04:02 one ear, my keyboard loses keys,

04:04 my mouse is full of spares, my screen is so saturated,

04:06 my eyes are bleeding, when I turn on

04:08 PornHub, the logo goes "Pfff, it's too saturated."

04:10 But the email is in English,

04:12 and you know what? I'm a big shit in English,

04:14 like in all the other areas of my life. So, let's go to Google Translate

04:16 to understand this language.

04:18 Once the email is translated and a positive response is sent,

04:20 we already project ourselves with a very fresh

04:22 coca-cola in our new setup,

04:24 like this, to Walp, of course, because I'm always naked

04:26 in my house. The next day, the brand

04:28 answers us enthusiastically and invites us

04:30 to choose 1000€ of products

04:32 in their catalog. Important information

04:34 of this sentence, 1000€! Well,

04:36 seeing the sum, we start to think that we're being

04:38 scammed by the ass, you see. I feel like I'm

04:40 being scammed. Except that, seeing the sum, our logic sense

04:42 starts to be fucked by this whole ass.

04:44 Fucked or fucked, I don't know, choose the word you want.

04:46 So, since we're very, very, very, very, very

04:48 stupid, we're pokémons, seeing the good everywhere,

04:50 we're fucking teddy bears,

04:52 we say to ourselves "Let's download this catalog,

04:54 what can happen to us?" Here, we realize

04:56 that it's something to download, like

04:58 interactive catalog, which would have stopped everyone

05:00 a logical tantine. But we're very stupid, so it's ok.

05:02 And we also realized that the email address

05:04 was in Russia, and who cares if they don't have

05:06 any premises in Russia? But we, you see, we're like

05:08 "Yeah, yeah, no, we're like, we're very stupid, you see."

05:10 And we installed it. And, at the risk of surprising you,

05:12 this famous app, well, it was

05:14 a big, big virus, yeah, yeah, yeah!

05:16 And to be sure, we downloaded it twice on the PC,

05:18 because the first time, it had bugged. It would be stupid

05:20 to not get infected by a virus,

05:22 you see. No, but I told you we were very stupid.

05:24 And what did this app do? Why, since earlier,

05:26 we talk about it as if it was the devil,

05:28 maybe it's nice. Basically, it got all

05:30 the passwords in the computer and ROM, and it

05:32 sent them to a Russian email address, where there was

05:34 probably a big Russian waiting behind to get

05:36 all the passwords, like "POOL!"

05:38 "HOPLA, I GOT IT!" Especially the password

05:40 of the YouTube channel. "BADASS!"

05:42 But we didn't realize it, because the virus

05:44 didn't say "Shit, I just hacked you, change your password,

05:46 my friend, before I take everything and use it against you."

05:48 No, it didn't say that. So we had the impression that nothing happened.

05:50 Except that at one point, while we were doing our little

05:52 jokes, we received a notification like "Did you

05:54 try to change the password of the YouTube channel,

05:56 guys?" Except that no, we hadn't tried at all

05:58 to change the password of the YouTube channel, and that's the problem.

06:00 It was this famous big Russian who was trying to steal

06:02 the entirety of our life. But fortunately,

06:04 he was blocked by Google security.

06:06 "Thanks Google!" So yes, we are very stupid, but we have

06:08 limits. We get fucked once, and we say "Thank you",

06:10 and then we say "It's ok, I don't want it anymore."

06:12 So we changed all the passwords of the entirety of our life.

06:14 I even changed my first name and family to be sure.

06:16 Moral of this story, be careful

06:18 on the Internet, especially don't answer

06:20 emails coming from Russia or other

06:22 countries that don't have the same alphabet as us.

06:24 It may be racist, but yeah, it's a real

06:26 moral, and don't be blinded by money.

06:28 *laughs*

06:30 The worst moral. Don't communicate with people

06:32 who don't speak your language. *laughs*

06:34 *laughs*

06:36 There you go, we've revealed a little more about our life,

06:38 and our bullshit, especially. I hope you liked it,

06:40 don't hesitate to like to support us

06:42 and prove us that you want more videos like this,

06:44 to share the video to support us and

06:46 prove us that you want more videos like this.

06:48 Don't hesitate to go on Tipeee, the first one

06:50 who reads everything we wrote, I give him 20 bucks,

06:52 and go follow us on Twitter, what are you waiting for?

06:54 I say it at the end of every video, I want to see the notification.

06:56 Oh, it's ok, yes.

06:58 *French singing*

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07:06 *French singing*

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