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00:00 Ladies and gentlemen, we have with us in the break, Ma'am Sharif.

00:02 Let's talk to her.

00:04 - Greetings. - Greetings.

00:06 - How are you? - I'm absolutely fine.

00:09 Ma'am Sharif, since the election is near,

00:12 we've heard that you're...

00:16 - What are you doing? - I'm staying hydrated.

00:18 Okay, hydrated.

00:19 I thought she was carrying popcorn.

00:21 What's this?

00:23 Mr. Haroon, I always keep my glass and water with me.

00:27 I thought it was lassi.

00:28 You need lassi.

00:30 You're from Punjab. You need lassi.

00:32 Drinking water keeps your skin healthy.

00:34 What happens if you drink lassi?

00:35 If I drink lassi, who will represent the other three?

00:39 Oh, I see.

00:40 You think you're representing the entire country.

00:43 What qualifications do you have

00:46 to become the senior vice president?

00:48 Who else?

00:50 There are big starlets.

00:51 Shahid Khan Abbasi, Khwaja Sahib, Parvez Rashid.

00:54 - There are big ones. - You answered it yourself.

00:56 - How? - You look decent to anyone.

00:58 Then consider Babra.

01:00 If you want to add Mia to your name, that's also an option.

01:06 No, Babar... Babravan Teodar.

01:10 Not Babravan, Babra Sharif.

01:12 We also have Mia Agha Majid.

01:15 Agha, when did Mia become Mia?

01:18 When I heard her song, "Oh, Mia."

01:20 You made it up. I didn't give it to you.

01:25 Ma'am, usually,

01:27 people who are workers,

01:29 they come from the grassroots.

01:32 They come from the grassroots,

01:36 they work hard and come from the grassroots.

01:38 But you didn't do that.

01:40 I also came from the grassroots.

01:43 How?

01:44 I was just a chief organiser.

01:46 Oh, that too.

01:47 That's a big seat.

01:48 What qualifications did you have to become a chief organiser?

01:51 I married my son.

01:53 Did you see the function?

01:54 Yes, I saw it. It was a great function.

01:56 How was it organised?

01:58 It was very well organised.

01:59 You saved the artists' money.

02:01 You sang it yourself.

02:02 When Mr. Mia saw the function,

02:06 he said that you are the party's chief organiser.

02:09 Tell me something. Hamza Sharif

02:12 has been working hard for the party for a long time.

02:14 He's working very hard, especially in Punjab.

02:16 So, he's behind you and you're ahead.

02:19 Who's older?

02:20 You're very old.

02:23 No, not very old. Just a little.

02:25 So, Hamza Sharif is also very old.

02:27 Ma'am, I have another question.

02:32 You've done a lot of interviews for tickets.

02:35 A lot of people came and you set different criteria.

02:38 But you gave the tickets to the people you were supposed to give.

02:41 What was the reason?

02:42 They weren't decent.

02:43 Oh, it's the decency criteria.

02:45 No, not decency.

02:47 They weren't decent with their names.

02:49 I think everyone looks decent.

02:53 Mr. Haroon, everyone looks decent.

02:55 The truth comes out later.

02:57 What did Mr. Danish say?

02:58 Should I tell you, Mr. Danish?

03:00 Really?

03:01 How long will you hide it?

03:03 Till the table is in front of you.

03:06 Mr. Danish, he's wearing a loincloth.

03:12 When he comes out with a stick,

03:14 he says, "I'm tired. I'm tired."

03:17 Then he puts on a loincloth and says,

03:18 "No, voting is a national right."

03:20 When it's time to vote, he says, "It's 5 o'clock."

03:24 It's not wrong. He's a very superstitious person.

03:28 What are you saying?

03:30 When he says, "It's 5 o'clock."

03:32 He says, "I have five minutes. I have work. Take care of me."

03:34 A lot of voters are very angry.

03:37 "Fourth poland, where will I get votes?"

03:39 Look, when people come out,

03:42 they ask, "Which one is yours? Your nose or your..."

03:45 Yes.

03:46 "It's better to have a nose than a nose."

03:48 What was the most difficult thing

03:50 you faced after joining politics?

03:52 You have to go out in the sun.

03:54 Really? Wow.

03:55 - Look at this. - The sunblock isn't good.

03:57 Okay.

03:59 You think the sun is for the public.

04:01 One second. Please switch off the camera.

04:05 I want to talk to you.

04:06 No, we can't switch off the cameras.

04:09 You can tell us in gestures.

04:12 Now, please remove the sunblock from what I said.

04:16 Okay. The sunblock thing

04:19 can be removed with the 60 SPF card.

04:22 Okay, he's right about the sunblock.

04:26 Whenever you go to vote, wear a sunblock.

04:29 Otherwise, you won't take long to become a Goga.

04:31 You can wear a sunblock and go to vote.

04:33 I have to get five votes.

04:35 They know that cricketers wear sunblocks.

04:41 Does any of you have a friend who is a cricketer?

04:43 - Why? - Because I wanted to ask about sunblock.

04:46 It must be with Murli Dharam.

04:47 She brought the sunblock and it caught fire.

04:52 Ma'am, I don't believe in sunblock or cream.

04:57 He believes in diesel.

04:59 Diesel is expensive. They keep bringing grease.

05:02 I spoke to Kareema.

05:04 - Yes. - She said, "We spit on Goga."

05:10 Believe me, there was cream in the store.

05:13 - Yes. - The girl's photo was printed.

05:14 - Okay. - She said, "Kareema, don't show me your eyes."

05:17 Ma'am, what do you expect from the public in the elections?

05:21 I want the public to come out.

05:24 - Come out. - Come out and vote.

05:26 Is that what you mean?

05:27 Until the public comes out, their fate won't change.

05:30 That's right.

05:31 Ma'am, I've been out for a year.

05:33 - My fate hasn't changed. - But the kids' fate has changed.

05:40 - Their fate... - Not just our fate, but their upbringing has changed.

05:43 Ma'am, why should the public come out?

05:46 - If the public comes out, their fate will change. - How?

05:50 - My father came out. - Yes.

05:52 - Both my brothers came out. - Of course.

05:54 - My younger husband came out. - Of course.

05:55 Our entire family is settled in London.

05:57 - So, they came out. - Yes.

06:00 Ma'am, you have money.

06:02 We came out to sell sweets.

06:05 We can't afford to shop in Harrods like you.

06:09 A person should feel good.

06:10 - They should wear big brands. - Is that why you wear big brands?

06:14 No, I wear big brands because the other brands aren't big.

06:17 - Yes. - That's right.

06:20 - It's easy to understand. - Okay.

06:22 - It's a deep thing. - I've noticed that Goga wears big brands.

06:26 Because he's not a big brand.

06:28 He has four jackets in total.

06:31 I don't buy new jackets.

06:33 You'll get 18 jackets like yours.

06:37 Goga, if you buy 18 jackets like his, I'll say it's better.

06:41 You know, your background is hidden behind these four jackets.

06:48 Mr. Agha, you should keep a bucket with you.

06:51 You're stealing the pot.

06:53 You don't know that he has a second way.

06:57 He's coming out this way.

06:59 Ma'am, we should change the fate of the poor.

07:03 He's calling you ma'am. Look at him.

07:05 You're all my brothers. I love you from the bottom of my heart.

07:09 - Wow! - I love you from the bottom of my heart.

07:13 When he came to Manar-e-Pakistan from London,

07:18 - he was sitting here. - Wow! He said that to me.

07:21 I wish I could sit here.

07:23 - Why did you say that? - Why?

07:26 He's the son of that pigeon.

07:27 Look, ma'am, you'll come to the ground.

07:32 - You'll win. - He's already there.

07:35 Everyone has come to the ground.

07:37 - Okay. - But you didn't call your husband today.

07:41 My secretary has my mobile phone.

07:43 - So, I didn't feel like calling him. - I remembered from the secretary

07:46 that the team around you,

07:48 which includes Maria Maurangzeb and other members,

07:52 that team is fighting for the provincial assembly ticket.

07:57 And it's said that they're fighting because they're your team.

08:01 They want to support you and you want to be the CM.

08:03 Okay.

08:07 And the pigeon sitting next to Mr. Mian, do you know how much it cost?

08:12 - How much? - 40 lakhs.

08:14 - It's a lie. It's not possible. - Yes, they bought it

08:16 and made a helicopter out of it.

08:18 There's a pigeon, the one with the arm.

08:22 - Child. - A player's expensive shirt can be sold.

08:27 - Can't Mr. Mian's pigeon be sold? - It can be sold.

08:29 Mr. Mian's pigeon is saying it can be sold.

08:32 - Sir, a lion. Once again. - A lion.

08:35 - Yes. - Oh.

08:36 He's a lion but he rides a bicycle.

08:43 Now he's riding a bike.

08:45 He's a cheat. He rides a bike.

08:48 When you rode a bike, you had a kick.

08:51 And when a lion does this, how long does it have to change its back?

08:56 (LAUGHTER)

08:58 Okay, it's time for music.

09:02 Today, we have a request regarding the election, Mr. Amanat.

09:07 He has said four good things, he's got a lot of respect.

09:09 (LAUGHTER)

09:10 - Thank you. - Okay, Mr. Amanat, please give it.

09:13 - What have you got regarding the election? - A parody song.

09:16 Do it, sir. Sing it.

09:17 (APPLAUSE)

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