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00:00 Yes, Irza.
00:00 Mr. Haroon, our audience is eager to talk to you.
00:04 Yes, eager audience.
00:05 - Greetings. - Greetings.
00:07 - My name is Naveed Khan. - Yes.
00:09 - My question is to Mr. Agha and Mr. Salim Alwela. - Okay.
00:12 I want to ask them,
00:14 as we are inspired by them,
00:16 Mr. Agha and Mr. Salim,
00:18 who are they inspired by?
00:19 Who are they inspired by in comedy?
00:21 What will they say about it?
00:22 And what do they want to say about the people they are inspired by?
00:25 There are a few more things.
00:26 Yes, tell us.
00:29 I have a dozen more questions.
00:31 First of all, thank you very much for liking us.
00:36 Thank you very much.
00:37 And secondly,
00:39 Salim and I have been working in this genre for a long time.
00:42 If you talk about our seniors in the theatre,
00:47 or in this genre, there are many names.
00:49 But if you talk about the anchors of our shows,
00:55 if you talk about the anchors,
00:57 I am personally very impressed with Mr. Haroon Rafiq.
01:02 We have learnt a lot from him in comedy.
01:04 - Oh, God! - I mean..
01:06 It's true that he does comedy.
01:09 Everyone is a bit lonely.
01:12 I am impressed with you.
01:17 - Okay. - You are a good speaker.
01:19 And I am even more impressed with Khabhi Saad.
01:21 He is a very good speaker.
01:24 We have met him after a long time,
01:26 but God has sent him as a complete package.
01:31 He has everything to entertain and inform people.
01:36 He can even be called the information of Mithai Vandani.
01:39 And the inspiration for comedy is Mr. Amanullah.
01:44 - Wow! - Mr. Babu Barad, all our seniors.
01:47 And Mr. Abid Khan is Mr. Agha's inspiration.
01:48 - Mr. Abid Khan. - I am very impressed with Mr. Abid Khan.
01:51 - I follow him. - Don't say such things.
01:54 (ALL LAUGHING)
01:56 I said Mr. Abid Khan, not Mr. Abid Saree.
01:59 (ALL LAUGHING)
02:00 - Next. - Greetings.
02:02 - Greetings. - My name is Dawood Afzal.
02:04 - Yes, Dawood. - I would like to present a poem.
02:06 - Go ahead. - Wow!
02:08 "I used to be ignorant of emotions."
02:11 "I used to be ignorant of emotions."
02:16 "The magic of your acquaintance broke this curse."
02:19 - Wow! - Very nice.
02:21 - And there are two more poems.. - Go ahead.
02:23 - There are more? - Yes.
02:25 (ALL LAUGHING)
02:26 You should mix them.
02:28 (ALL LAUGHING)
02:29 - Yes. - "I am drowning in tears."
02:32 "I am in search of your love."
02:35 - Wow! - Wow!
02:38 "I am in search of your love."
02:41 "I am in search of your love."
02:44 - Wow! - Wow!
02:46 - Very nice. - Very nice.
02:47 (ALL APPLAUDING)
02:50 - Next. - Greetings.
02:51 - Greetings. - My name is Aksha.
02:53 - Yes, Aksha. - I would like to present a poem.
02:56 - Shall we listen to the rest? - Yes.
02:57 Okay, go ahead.
02:59 "Every person was met with great respect."
03:03 "Every person was met with great respect."
03:06 "Every person was met with great respect."
03:09 - What is this? - "But whatever was met, was acting."
03:12 - Wow! - Wow!
03:14 At such a young age, she has matured so much
03:18 that she knows that people are acting.
03:19 Very nice.
03:21 (ALL APPLAUDING)
03:23 - Next. - Greetings.
03:24 - Greetings. - I am Khadija Shahid.
03:26 - Yes. - My question is about the name of the show.
03:30 - 'Hoshiyaariya'. - Yes.
03:31 What are the tricks in this show that you thought
03:34 we should name it like this?
03:35 When we were making this show, we had set some protocols.
03:40 We wanted to keep our pace very fast.
03:43 Do you know that two years after our show was made,
03:47 WhatsApp gave us an option
03:49 to make the sound on two.
03:52 We can also listen to it on 1.5.
03:54 We thought that whatever is happening is a bit dull.
03:59 It is a bit slow.
04:00 We wanted it to be sharp.
04:02 A bit fast.
04:03 And we have to be alert all the time.
04:06 We have to be alert about what to answer and what to say.
04:09 We wanted to run it on a fast pace.
04:11 Because it is the era of T20.
04:12 So, we wanted to be very alert.
04:14 That is why we named it 'Hoshiyaariya'.
04:16 - Wow! - Wow!
04:18 (ALL APPLAUDING)
04:21 (ALL APPLAUDING)
04:23 Next.
04:24 - Greetings. - Greetings.
04:26 - My name is Zunera Fareed. - Yes.
04:27 My question to you is that
04:29 in the beginning of the show,
04:31 you share a lot of information along with comedy.
04:34 - Yes. - So, I want to ask you
04:36 whether you write it yourself
04:38 or do you explore it through the internet or social media?
04:42 I write 20% of it myself.
04:44 And the remaining 80% is from books.
04:48 Because the things that come on social media
04:51 are of very bad quality and are of bad quality.
04:53 So, I... In fact, I would say that it is my mistake
04:56 that I had promised my audience
04:58 that I would share a list of books.
05:00 I have not been able to do it yet.
05:01 God willing, I will share it by next week or before that.
05:06 The rest are books of great writers.
05:09 Because there is no other way than books.
05:11 Google can never give you knowledge.
05:14 It can only give you data.
05:16 Knowledge is only through books.
05:18 And so many senior people are working with me.
05:22 So many senior people.
05:24 I get to learn from them.
05:28 And we have Mr. Danish with us.
05:30 - And... - We have read books.
05:32 You have gained proper knowledge.
05:35 - So... - Mr. Saleem, the life that you people have lived...
05:39 I am talking about both of you.
05:41 You people have travelled from the streets
05:44 of America and Australia.
05:46 You have seen every aspect of life.
05:49 You have met all kinds of people.
05:51 You are the greatest book.
05:53 And you know what my wish is.
05:56 My wish is that you people are busy with work.
05:59 You do shows and work after the show.
06:01 You work before that too.
06:02 Then you go to make films.
06:04 You are busy with work.
06:05 You are making people laugh.
06:07 You are doing a lot for your afterlife.
06:09 But I would like to request you on air today.
06:11 Especially you two.
06:13 There is a ghost writer.
06:15 There is a writer.
06:17 He will be with you.
06:18 You will give him money.
06:19 I pray to God that you write a book on your life.
06:25 He is not with us. He is sitting in the car.
06:28 We will write a book on Mr. Saleem.
06:30 And Mr. Agha will get 34-35 copies.
06:33 Why? Do you have more to say?
06:36 - Yes. - Saleem has nothing to say.
06:37 He has a weakness.
06:40 If that is the case, you need a page.
06:41 - Just write it. - Oh yes.
06:43 When a person is born, he is an empty diary.
06:47 And he becomes a book when he completes his life.
06:50 - These are already books. - True.
06:52 - Absolutely. - True.
06:53 Yes.
06:54 - Next. - Greetings.
06:58 Greetings.
06:59 My name is Mohammad Waqas.
07:00 I hope you all are fine.
07:02 - Thank God. - I want to recite a couplet.
07:05 Recite the best couplet.
07:08 (Recites couplet)
07:29 - Wow. - Wow.
07:31 Thank you.
07:33 - Wow. - Tell me something.
07:36 Where are you?
07:38 Mr. Saqib has got an honorary PhD.
07:40 - He deserves it. - He is a great poet.
07:43 - He is a great poet. - He is great.
07:44 - Next. - Greetings.
07:46 My name is Zohaib Shafiq.
07:48 I will recite a couplet for him.
07:51 He is reciting a couplet for you.
07:54 - Sit straight. - Yes.
07:56 (Recites couplet)
07:58 - Why? - He says he won't eat alone.
08:00 - Does anyone recite like this? - Yes.
08:04 (Recites couplet)
08:08 - Okay. - (Recites couplet)
08:10 You are the primary. You recite.
08:16 (Recites couplet)
08:18 (Recites couplet)
08:22 (Recites couplet)
08:24 Has this ever happened?
08:28 You are a comedian.
08:30 Have you ever laughed in front of people?
08:33 - No. - He is called to funerals.
08:35 He says, "You don't come. We will laugh."
08:37 - I laugh at funerals. - Really?
08:41 I say, "Someone cut my pocket."
08:43 Who cut your pocket in the canal?
08:47 I say, "Someone kept a TV here."
08:50 "I saw it in the tunnel. Someone must have stolen it."
08:55 - He took a shovel. - Okay.
08:58 I say, "What to do? Let's collect the dust."
09:01 He is saying that he is going to London.
09:04 - Okay. - Someone says, "You can't go home."
09:07 Boys like him open the window and talk to each other.
09:12 I am talking to you.
09:14 - Next. - Greetings, sir.
09:20 - Greetings. - How are you, sir?
09:22 I am fine.
09:23 - Sir, my name is Muhammad Bilal. - Yes.
09:25 - I will recite a couplet. - Go ahead.
09:28 (Recites couplet)
09:30 - Okay. - (Recites couplet)
09:34 - Wow. Very good. - (Recites couplet)
09:38 - Okay. - (Recites couplet)
09:41 - Okay. - (Recites couplet)
09:44 - Wow. - Wow.
09:46 - He is an ingenious boy. - Why?
09:51 He is the only one who can sing two notes.
09:53 Next.
09:55 - Greetings, sir. - Greetings.
09:57 - My name is Qamar Ahmed. - Okay.
09:59 He has a moustache. Why doesn't the other one?
10:02 He has a make-up room inside.
10:05 (audience laughing)

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