Saleem Albela Nay Goga Pasroori Ko Jawab Jamun Wali Jugat Lagai... Hansi Say Bhari Video
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00:00 Yes, Irza. What are we doing in this segment?
00:01 We are going towards our audience.
00:04 Let's go towards them.
00:05 Wow! - Come on.
00:07 She must be standing near the pillar. Let's go.
00:08 No, no. She is standing near the pillar.
00:10 She is standing near the pillar.
00:12 Yes, brother. - Greetings.
00:14 Greetings. - My name is Ali Nawaz.
00:16 Wow!
00:17 I have a question for you, sir.
00:20 I want to hear a poetry from you.
00:21 And in style, like you sing on stage.
00:24 "My life is a mess."
00:31 Wow! - Absolutely right.
00:32 "No one counts a single thing."
00:37 Wow!
00:38 "My broken hearts count a single thing."
00:46 Wow! - Wow!
00:49 "Everyone chooses flowers."
00:58 Wow!
00:59 "No one chooses a single flower."
01:04 "Now stop crying, Shaker."
01:08 "No one listens to your song."
01:12 Wow! - Wow!
01:16 Mr. Agha has called this a flower.
01:18 A pumpkin is a flower, sir.
01:19 I often think that he is half a mosque.
01:23 That's why he sings like this.
01:24 If he was a mosque.. - Half a mosque.
01:25 "Half a mosque is a mess."
01:28 I want to add one more measure to Mr. Agha's song.
01:36 Okay, go ahead.
01:37 That was great, sir.
01:40 Very good. - Very good.
01:42 Very good.
01:43 We were talking.
01:45 "My life is a mess."
01:51 "No one cares about me."
01:56 She is practicing at home.
01:59 She is singing and asking for food.
02:01 Thank God, she sings and doesn't ask for food.
02:05 Why? - She brings everything.
02:07 Thank God, you are an artist.
02:10 Otherwise, you would have been in a bad state.
02:14 Thank God, you are an actor.
02:15 Otherwise, you would have been in a bad state.
02:18 Yes. - Greetings.
02:20 Greetings.
02:21 My name is Abuzar. - Okay.
02:22 I have a question for you all. - Yes.
02:24 Why do you all feel so pity on Goga's face?
02:28 She makes us feel pity.
02:29 Okay. You don't feel pity.
02:31 But it's true that a man becomes Goga by getting beaten up.
02:35 Goga..
02:36 Goga, you have a poker face.
02:38 Tell me something.
02:39 No one has seen you laugh.
02:42 You have a poker face.
02:44 He got married recently.
02:45 He has got answers from so many places.
02:48 He has a man with him. He says, "I get answers every time."
02:50 Yes.
02:51 He went to see the wedding. He got a sweet.
02:54 He says, "I have taken the sweet." He says, "Take it."
02:57 He goes inside and says, "Give me two kilos of sweet."
03:00 There is nothing to feel pity on. It's a good cough.
03:06 Yes. - Give it to us.
03:07 It's our car.
03:08 Yes. It's made in front of you.
03:10 Wow. - You are earning.
03:12 Doesn't he look like a pomegranate?
03:16 He looks like a pomegranate.
03:18 People have to eat it.
03:19 Goga, look. She has a good cough.
03:22 Either she is bald, bald, she has glasses and she is fat.
03:26 Yes.
03:27 Next.
03:28 Greetings. - Greetings.
03:30 My name is Fatima.
03:31 I want to sing a song.
03:34 Please.
03:35 I don't know how much I love you,
03:45 But I can't live without you.
03:57 When I see you, my heart burns.
04:06 With great difficulty, my heart is able to bear it.
04:17 What all I try to tell you,
04:27 I don't know how much restlessness is in my heart.
04:37 But I can't live without you.
04:47 Wow. - Very nice.
04:49 Next.
04:51 Greetings. - Greetings.
04:53 My name is Sakhin Awazid. - Yes.
04:55 First, I was called from love. - Yes.
04:57 Now I am in love. - Yes.
05:00 Nowadays, I am a very obedient person. - Yes.
05:04 And I think I am very clever.
05:07 Wow. - Wow.
05:09 I have become very clever. - Yes.
05:11 I have become used to seeing myself. - Yes.
05:14 Now I am a very clever person.
05:15 Wow. - Wow.
05:18 Wow. - Wow.
05:20 Very nice.
05:21 My private photo is always kept in the police station.
05:24 Why?
05:24 Because I want to commit a crime.
05:26 The important thing that he is presenting now,
05:30 I have written it in jail.
05:31 Next.
05:33 Greetings. - Greetings.
05:35 My name is Mohammad Awais.
05:36 Sir, I am from Jhang.
05:37 I am a big fan of Agha Majid.
05:39 Wow. - Where did you get it?
05:41 In his voice..
05:42 In Agha's voice, the colors of flowers are filled.
05:45 Wow. - Wow.
05:46 Agha, tell him. He is from Jhang.
05:49 I am fed up of him. - What is this?
05:51 I just told you. Didn't you enjoy it?
05:54 Every other person comes and says that I am a fan of Agha.
05:56 I am a fan of Salim.
05:57 I am a fan of Irza Malaika.
05:59 Don't you have any fan?
05:59 The day you will commit a crime in your heart..
06:05 ..and tell people that you come here..
06:08 ..you will be very beautiful.
06:10 Absolutely.
06:13 You want that there should be a fight of girls in the show.
06:17 No, not of women. Not of girls.
06:20 Agha sir recently came to Jeddah.
06:24 A lot of people from Saudi Arabia came to meet him.
06:27 Wow. - A lot of people are his fans in Jeddah and Mecca.
06:31 May God give him respect. - Yes.
06:33 He loves to get his neck cut.
06:36 He goes around with a sword for me.
06:39 I say, why don't you get him a sword?
06:40 He says, I will break his neck.
06:42 Agha sir, you are lucky that you don't have a neck.
06:45 He can shave his beard.
06:49 Gulshan's business is stopped.
06:52 Yes. - Gulshan will become jobless.
06:55 And Agha sir.. - That's right.
06:58 If Gulshan becomes jobless, how will he raise his kids?
07:01 Yes. Tell him.
07:03 "Colourful flowers.."
07:09 Wow.
07:10 "..are in bloom."
07:15 Wow.
07:17 "Come, let's go.."
07:21 "..to Gulshan's business."
07:30 Wow. - Wow.
07:32 Wow.
07:33 Okay. Audience.
07:35 Greetings, sir. - Greetings.
07:36 My name is Mudassir Ali.
07:37 My question to you is..
07:39 ..if you have a desire to write a book..
07:42 ..what will be the topic?
07:43 What will be the title of the book you will write?
07:46 I don't have a specific thing in mind to write a book.
07:49 But if I write, I will name it 'Azaad'.
07:54 Wow.
07:55 Why did you think you will choose this topic?
07:58 "Come, let's go.." - Okay.
08:01 I have thought of writing a book.
08:03 But I feel that a person should be free..
08:07 ..from a lot of desires.
08:09 A person should be free from a lot of desires.
08:10 A person should be free from a lack of feelings.
08:13 A person should be free from a lot of anger.
08:16 A person should be free from a lot of ego.
08:19 A person should be free from people's criticism.
08:21 There are many such things.
08:22 So I feel that if I write, I will write 'Self-Help'.
08:25 And I will name it 'Azaad'.
08:26 And I would also like that if I leave this world..
08:29 ..then I will write 'Azaad' on my feet.
08:31 Mr. Haroon, Mudassir has asked a very good question.
08:36 Yes, of course.
08:37 His son is very ingenious.
08:39 Why?
08:39 He makes a gun out of a box very quickly.
08:41 And he can kill four cows with that gun.
08:44 (laughing)
08:47 (audience applauds)