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00:00 [silence]

00:05 [music]

00:11 Who's got the sweetest disposition? One guess, guess who?

00:17 Who never, never starts an argument? Who never shows a bit of temperament?

00:23 Who's never wrong but always right? Who'd never dream of starting a fight?

00:29 Who gets stuck on a bad luck? No one but Donald Duck!

00:35 [music]

00:38 Howdy! I'm J.J. Fate, uh, Fall Guy.

00:43 My middle name is Jonah, and Jinx is in there too.

00:47 Hoodoo fits me like a glove, but Fate's my name to use.

00:52 You know, there are people who still insist on blaming me for their accidents.

00:58 For example, my day usually starts like this.

01:03 [alarm clock]

01:09 You can see Mr. Duck is very punctual.

01:13 Here comes Daddy!

01:17 [music]

01:22 The master has arrived!

01:26 Do you want to kill somebody?

01:29 Daddy's right.

01:32 Somebody can slip and break an arm.

01:35 Take it out strong! Pick yourself! Don't do that!

01:38 Put that down! Take that out! Be careful!

01:41 What's with the door?

01:43 Daddy's right.

01:46 Mm-hmm.

01:48 What's he trying to do? Run yourself up?

01:52 Daddy's right.

01:55 Daddy's still right.

01:58 He's very careful to avoid accidents around his home.

02:03 That's what I like to see.

02:06 But when he arrives at work, oh, he checks in and his mind checks out.

02:16 Uh, Mr. Duck, don't forget your safety gear!

02:19 Oh, sure, you know, the unnecessary equipment.

02:23 [thunder]

02:29 Where am I?

02:30 Strictly nowhere.

02:33 Mr. Duck, why does everything happen to you?

02:36 It's Frank! That's what it is, Frank!

02:40 Just listen to him blame me for his carelessness.

02:44 Mr. Duck doesn't mean to goof, but everyone knows an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of hay!

02:54 Anyone for cribbage?

02:58 At home, Mr. Duck is old man fire prevention himself.

03:03 But now he's playing with fire.

03:08 Oh, no! Not there, stupid!

03:13 See what I mean?

03:19 Think! That's a good thought.

03:28 Keep your thoughts on the job, or your job might become...

03:35 a headache.

03:38 He really got a bang out of that one.

03:42 This maneuver brings to mind that old Chinese proverb...

03:46 [speaking gibberish]

03:54 Translation, work should have flat consecration from you, or you may become flat work.

04:08 You know, since time began, man has sought to harness the powers of the universe.

04:14 Blending nature's chemicals with those resulting from his own ingenuity.

04:19 Creating colossal behemoths to benefit mankind.

04:23 Tremendous power plants to funnel the flow of energy to precision machines.

04:28 With their symphony of movement and rhythmic beat that keep man and machine...

04:32 working together as a coordinated team, turning out production to gladden the heart of management.

04:39 [music]

05:02 He's not pinning this on me!

05:06 Boy, am I hungry!

05:12 My lunch!

05:14 Come, come, machine!

05:17 Don't! You're a monkey wrenching the machine!

05:35 [music]

05:54 Here goes industry's number one bottleneck.

06:00 Soon through!

06:04 Oh boy, plug-in time!

06:15 They're off and running, it's Grills in the lead.

06:18 Out is second by a head, and Williams third.

06:20 Going to the clubhouse, turn it's nickels by an egg.

06:23 Berg is bolding, Kinney is third and adepost.

06:25 In the back stretch, it's Kimball closing ground on call, and title coming upon Stormy.

06:32 And on his own time, too.

06:37 Well, that's fate.

06:41 Oh, what am I saying?

06:45 [music]

06:53 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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