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00:00 ♪ Get stuck with all the bad luck ♪

00:03 ♪ No one but Donald Duck ♪

00:07 (orchestral music)

00:09 - Howdy, I'm J.J. Fate, the Fall Guy.

00:18 My middle name is Jonah and Jinx is in there too.

00:23 Hoodoo fits me like a glove, but Fate's my name to you.

00:28 Now this is an average neighborhood.

00:31 These are average homes.

00:34 Average people live in these homes.

00:36 And here comes an average citizen home from work.

00:40 (orchestral music)

00:42 Safe at home.

00:59 He thinks.

01:00 Ah yes, be it ever so humble.

01:06 There's no place like home.

01:09 To have an accident.

01:12 Do you realize that nearly five million people

01:14 suffered in home accidents last year?

01:17 And everybody blames me, dag nabbit.

01:20 Just for example.

01:22 (door creaking)

01:26 Everything happens to me.

01:28 It's Fate.

01:29 That's what it is, Fate.

01:31 Listen to him blame me for his carelessness.

01:35 You know, accidents just don't happen by themselves.

01:39 They must be carelessly planned in advance.

01:43 So step right up and have an accident.

01:46 The average home is really a complicated piece of machinery

01:49 equipped with all the modern conveniences

01:52 for having an accident.

01:55 If you insist.

01:56 (thunder crashing)

01:58 He did.

01:59 This one is called a throw rug for obvious reasons.

02:06 Accidents happen fast, don't they?

02:12 Let's just slow the picture down

02:16 and see how he accomplished it.

02:20 Note how easy it is to have an accident.

02:25 Just a few carelessly misplaced objects.

02:31 Hold it, we missed one.

02:32 Let's try that again.

02:33 And there you have it.

02:46 An awkward attitude by an inattentive,

02:48 accident prone individual.

02:51 Well, here we go again.

02:53 It's hard to believe,

03:15 but Mr. Duck is really an upstanding average citizen

03:18 with average intelligence.

03:21 Kind, considerate, jolly, and usually very cautious.

03:25 He wouldn't take a chance sitting in an electric chair,

03:28 but look at the chances he takes around his home.

03:31 Everyone knows it's stupid to overload electrical equipment.

03:38 Frayed cords, frazzled nerves.

03:43 (mumbling)

03:46 (mumbling)

03:48 He certainly wouldn't put his head in a lion's mouth,

03:54 but so now he's cooking with gas.

03:58 He's gonna burn his hand.

04:09 (yelping)

04:12 (mumbling)

04:16 Cleaning fluid plus stove equals

04:21 a sure fire method for removing spots.

04:23 He wouldn't think of going over Niagara Falls in a barrel,

04:34 but this particular maneuver is called falling downstairs.

04:39 There are many ways of doing this.

04:44 If you aren't careful,

04:45 the bumps a daisy half twist.

04:50 Jelly roll.

04:54 Catapult high dive.

04:59 Climbing Mount Everest.

05:03 Riding a roller coaster.

05:08 Now, Mr. Duck doesn't take chances.

05:12 He's just careless.

05:14 (thudding)

05:15 Oh yes, that's one I forgot to mention.

05:19 - That's the last one.

05:20 I'm going to look for it safe.

05:32 - This is an average neighborhood.

05:42 These are average homes.

05:44 Average people live here.

05:47 Having average accidents

05:50 because they don't use average intelligence.

05:53 It's like I said, don't blame fate for your carelessness.

05:59 (dramatic music)

06:02 (upbeat music)

06:05 (upbeat music)

06:08 (upbeat music)

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Donald Duck - How to Have an Accident in the Home

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