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00:00 [no audio]

00:05 [music]

00:10 [music]

00:11 Who's got the sweetest disposition?

00:14 One guess, guess who?

00:17 Who never, never starts an argument?

00:20 Who never shows a bit of temperament?

00:23 Who's never wrong, but always right?

00:26 Who'd never dream of starting a fight?

00:29 Who gets stuck with all the bad luck?

00:32 No one but Donald Duck.

00:36 [music]

00:43 Howdy! I'm J.J. Fate, uh, Fall Guy.

00:49 My middle name is Jonah, and Jinx is in there too.

00:53 Hoodoo fits me like a glove, but Fate's my name to you.

00:58 Now, uh, this is an average neighborhood.

01:01 These are average homes.

01:03 Average people live in these homes.

01:06 And here comes an average citizen home from work.

01:10 [music]

01:26 Safe at home, he thinks.

01:30 [music]

01:32 Ah, yes. Be it ever so humble.

01:36 There's no place like home to have an accident.

01:41 Do you realize that nearly five million people

01:44 suffered in home accidents last year?

01:46 And everybody blames me, dag nabbit.

01:50 Just for example...

01:52 [music]

01:54 [crash]

01:55 Everything happens to me. It's Fate.

01:59 That's what it is. Fate.

02:01 Listen to him blame me for his carelessness.

02:05 You know, accidents just don't happen by themselves.

02:09 They must be carelessly planned in advance.

02:12 So step right up and have an accident.

02:15 The average home is really a complicated piece of machinery

02:19 equipped with all the modern conveniences

02:22 for having an accident.

02:24 If you insist.

02:26 [crash]

02:28 He did.

02:30 [music]

02:32 This one is called a throw rug for obvious reasons.

02:36 [crash]

02:38 Accidents happen fast, don't they?

02:42 Let's just slow the picture down

02:46 and see how he accomplished it.

02:50 Note how easy it is to have an accident.

02:56 Just a few carelessly misplaced objects.

03:01 Hold it. We missed one. Let's try that again.

03:04 [music]

03:08 [squeak]

03:10 [crash]

03:13 And there you have it.

03:16 An awkward attitude by an inattentive accident prone individual.

03:21 Well, here we go again.

03:25 [music]

03:28 [music]

03:33 [squeak]

03:34 [crash]

03:36 [music]

03:40 [crash]

03:43 It's hard to believe, but Mr. Duck is really an upstanding average citizen

03:48 with average intelligence.

03:50 Kind, considerate, jolly, and usually very cautious.

03:55 He wouldn't take a chance sitting in an electric chair,

03:58 but look at the chances he takes around his home.

04:01 [music]

04:05 Everyone knows it's stupid to overload electrical equipment.

04:08 [crash]

04:09 Frayed cords, frazzled nerves.

04:13 [mumbling]

04:16 [music]

04:18 [crash]

04:20 He certainly wouldn't put his head in a lion's mouth,

04:24 but so now he's cooking with gas.

04:28 [music]

04:29 [crash]

04:31 [music]

04:36 He's gonna burn his hand.

04:39 [music]

04:40 [squeak]

04:41 [crash]

04:42 [music]

04:43 [squeak]

04:44 A gargling spot.

04:46 Cleaning fluid plus stove equals a surefire method for removing spots.

04:53 [music]

04:54 [crash]

04:55 [music]

05:00 He wouldn't think of going over Niagara Falls in a barrel,

05:04 but this particular maneuver is called falling down stairs.

05:11 There are many ways of doing this.

05:14 If you aren't careful,

05:18 the bumps a daisy half twist.

05:23 Jelly roll.

05:27 Catapult high dive.

05:30 Climbing Mount Everest.

05:34 Riding a roller coaster.

05:38 Now Mr. Duck doesn't take chances.

05:41 He's just careless.

05:43 [crash]

05:45 Oh yes, that's one I forgot to mention.

05:48 That's the last one.

05:50 [music]

05:59 I'm going to look for it safe.

06:02 [music]

06:08 This is an average neighborhood.

06:11 These are average homes.

06:13 Average people live here.

06:16 Having average accidents.

06:19 Because they don't use average intelligence.

06:23 It's like I said, don't blame fate for your carelessness.

06:28 [music]

06:41 [BLANK_AUDIO]

Donald Duck - How to have an Accident in the Home (1956)

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