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00:00 Friends, if someone is asked who is a good person,

00:04 he will answer that he is a person who does not lie,

00:07 who is honest,

00:08 who never hurts anyone.

00:10 So, you will also say that he is a very good person,

00:14 a very good person,

00:16 who does not lie, is honest and is harmless.

00:19 Although this is wrong.

00:20 He is not a good person, he is a human being.

00:23 A human being should be like this.

00:25 He should not lie to anyone,

00:27 he should not be treacherous to anyone.

00:29 Everyone should protect the life, wealth and honor of others.

00:34 It is a duty on everyone.

00:35 This is not a sign of a good person,

00:38 this is a sign of a human being.

00:41 And if you want to know who is a good person,

00:45 then first of all, change your definition.

00:47 A good person is one who does at least one good deed every day

00:54 which is not a duty.

00:55 A good person is one who does good deeds actively.

01:00 The rest of the people who say that we do not lie,

01:04 they are humans.

01:05 A human being should be like this.

01:07 Let's start today's show with this message.

01:10 Today, let's take you to the neighborhood and see the condition of the neighbors.

01:14 The condition of the neighborhood is very bad.

01:16 Okay, what happened?

01:17 They have started stealing and robbing.

01:19 Oh, I see you guys are very worried.

01:22 A boy said that he will rob his father's shop.

01:25 He would steal one bullet and say that his father is a thief.

01:29 Okay, you made your father run this shop.

01:32 What do you do?

01:33 I have worked all my life.

01:34 Now I don't have the courage to ask my father to run the shop.

01:38 When he lost his courage,

01:40 he said that he is a son and he is a father.

01:43 He made the shop and I had to steal it.

01:45 Why?

01:46 A woman came to the back lane for groceries.

01:48 Okay.

01:49 She came to ask him, "Are you following me?"

01:51 Now you remember me.

01:53 Oh my God!

01:54 I would have killed you.

01:55 You can write it down here.

01:57 It is a disease of forgetting our father.

01:59 Sister, father doesn't have the disease of forgetting.

02:01 Hmm.

02:02 Every woman has the disease of finding her wife.

02:05 What kind of a man are you?

02:07 Look at your age and your work.

02:09 Okay, now you want to kill me?

02:10 Tell me.

02:11 No, no, don't kill me.

02:12 Then what do you want me to do?

02:13 Don't say this to every woman.

02:15 It's nothing like that.

02:16 Hmm.

02:16 I have three wives.

02:19 Yes, very good.

02:20 I am a man of forgetting.

02:22 Then why don't you get your father married?

02:25 You are going to get married.

02:26 What time is it?

02:27 I don't know what you are thinking.

02:29 Now tell me, when will you get me married?

02:35 Okay, one thing is that you will never get the account of this business.

02:38 Why?

02:39 This man will never remember the money.

02:41 He remembers the money.

02:43 Hmm.

02:43 Your wife forgets.

02:45 I will get you from 27th.

02:47 Come, come, brother.

02:49 No problem.

02:51 Yes.

02:51 So, brother.

02:52 The problem is solved.

02:54 What? How?

02:55 Sit, sit, sit.

02:56 I have brought Sheru, the watchman.

02:58 Oh, wow, wow, wow.

02:59 He is a very honest man.

03:00 The gardener told me.

03:02 Hmm.

03:02 He doesn't look like that.

03:03 Sheru, this is our garden.

03:06 The last four to five cars.

03:08 Hmm.

03:08 This is my house.

03:11 Now there are thieves here.

03:12 Yes.

03:13 Sheru has come to our area.

03:15 The thief's fate is such that he comes here.

03:17 Then where is your gun?

03:19 And whoever has a gun.

03:21 I am a movie star.

03:23 Jackie Chan's.

03:24 I will shoot such a kick that he will remember it for life.

03:26 If he shoots from a long distance, how will you shoot?

03:29 He will go back like a matrix.

03:32 But today, there is no need to worry about the law.

03:35 Sheru's fate is such that no thief's courage will come here.

03:38 Don't talk so much.

03:39 Okay, whoever has valuables in the house.

03:43 Hmm.

03:43 Give me all the invitations.

03:45 Take it.

03:46 Thank you.

03:47 You should have known who will come to my house tomorrow.

03:50 That's right.

03:51 There are three to four huts in front of my house every day.

03:54 Okay, I understood that you have two huts here.

03:58 Yes.

03:58 And brother, tell me something.

04:01 Ask me.

04:02 Where have you kept the jewelry of the villagers?

04:03 You have already told me.

04:05 I will tell you everything.

04:07 I think you are the man of thieves.

04:11 Brother, the thing is that whether the thieves know or not.

04:16 Sheru should know.

04:18 Why?

04:18 Brother, if the thief goes near the door, I will kill him.

04:22 I have given you the marriage certificate of an old woman.

04:25 Instead of keeping a guard like this, it would have been better

04:28 if you had put doors on both sides of the lane.

04:31 The doors would have been put, but they would have come.

04:33 What is this?

04:35 I don't know what kind of locks they open.

04:37 Okay, okay.

04:37 But I wouldn't have been there.

04:39 The lock would have been opened.

04:40 Okay, in such neighborhoods, the door is stolen.

04:44 Which is not to be saved.

04:46 It happens.

04:47 Your knees would have been hurt.

04:48 You would have been beaten.

04:49 You know what?

04:52 I have to give him Rs. 20,000 per month.

04:54 Rs. 20,000 is very less.

04:56 Sir, tea, water and food is also ours.

04:58 Sir, I agree.

05:00 Do you agree?

05:00 Sir, Rs. 20,000 is a small amount in today's times.

05:03 Okay, you have to give me whatever I want.

05:04 You know that I can't give you what I want.

05:06 You are giving me food and money.

05:08 Where will you sleep?

05:09 If I sleep, where will I be a guard?

05:12 Wow.

05:13 Have you ever been a guard?

05:15 I had a friend in a village who was a guard.

05:17 I used to watch movies with him all night.

05:20 We used to chat.

05:21 He told me that I should be with him all night.

05:24 And become a guard.

05:25 You used to watch movies all night.

05:27 When did you become a guard?

05:28 My wife was a guard in the sand mill.

05:31 Okay, okay.

05:33 I don't think you can make a movie here.

05:35 Uncle, you don't get a job in the city.

05:37 You are a kangaroo's son.

05:39 Okay, tell me something.

05:41 Do you have any jewelry at home?

05:42 I have kept new jewelry in the bank.

05:43 In the locker.

05:44 You did a good job.

05:45 Do you have any cash at home?

05:47 I have a card.

05:48 Do you have any expensive watch at home?

05:49 I don't have a watch.

05:51 I give my aunt time.

05:52 I don't like to wear watches.

05:53 In this account, Mr. Raj.

05:55 Yes.

05:56 You should be careful.

05:58 No, no.

05:59 You don't need to be careful.

06:00 No, no.

06:01 Look, there is a precious society at home.

06:03 What?

06:04 I have 3 kgs of cotton in each loan.

06:06 Oh, my God.

06:08 You should calculate this.

06:10 I think you should give me 2,00,000 to 5,000.

06:14 And when that cotton is wet, it weighs a lot.

06:17 And this is the room in which he is comfortable.

06:21 Yes.

06:21 He will sit here and look up.

06:23 The day he will know that he is in trouble.

06:24 He is good at convincing.

06:27 How?

06:28 His comfort level must be so low.

06:29 Look at his face.

06:32 He looks like he has been cheated.

06:33 Look, when a person feels cold.

06:37 Yes.

06:37 Is it expensive or not?

06:39 Yes, it can be.

06:40 Your cold can destroy 3 kgs of room.

06:44 He must have an expensive LED.

06:46 No, no.

06:46 I have never kept a TV at home.

06:48 The atmosphere of the house is bad.

06:49 Okay, he must have kept expensive mobiles.

06:53 No, no.

06:54 I have a second button.

06:55 What will the watchman do?

06:57 I won't keep this much.

06:58 If you keep this for me,

07:01 you will doubt me.

07:02 I will go home at night.

07:04 Look, now he is in trouble.

07:07 He will know.

07:08 He must have told the thief.

07:09 I can be a better watchman than him.

07:10 I will come back in 15,000 per month.

07:12 I can sing well.

07:13 Yes.

07:14 "Stay awake, you fool."

07:16 Yes.

07:17 A woman shouldn't keep it there.

07:20 This is a different neighborhood.

07:20 If all the thieves get to know,

07:22 they will be here.

07:23 Uncle,

07:25 tell me now.

07:27 How many biscuits and cakes do you have?

07:29 You are a father.

07:30 You can play here.

07:31 Your mother must be fine.

07:32 You are my father.

07:34 Call your mother.

07:36 Uncle, now

07:38 Yes.

07:38 close the shop.

07:40 Yes.

07:40 Don't worry.

07:41 I will come back in six months.

07:42 If the shop is closed,

07:43 you will be worried.

07:44 I won't steal anything now.

07:48 I had to tell you.

07:49 Yes.

07:50 Uncle,

07:50 close the shop.

07:51 Wait a minute.

07:52 Let me start.

07:53 Oh God.

07:54 Hello.

07:55 My hero is here.

07:57 Yes.

07:58 Sir, who called you?

08:00 What?

08:01 What is the matter?

08:01 I have already thrown it out.

08:02 Then, why did you call me?

08:05 He is our tenant.

08:07 He is from that house.

08:08 Oh.

08:08 He has bought a room there.

08:10 He only sells food.

08:11 I had to tell you.

08:13 I had to throw it out.

08:14 Uncle,

08:15 get lost.

08:16 I am going home.

08:17 Hey.

08:29 Yes.

08:30 Take some time and tune your father.

08:32 And fill the tank.

08:33 He is a young boy.

08:37 He has bought it on reserve.

08:39 He left the house in a hurry.

08:41 He didn't even check the locks.

08:42 What are these locks?

08:44 He didn't give the locks.

08:45 He checked the pot.

08:46 This is how security is.

08:48 He must have stolen something.

08:50 It happens in the neighbourhood.

08:52 Everyone is smart.

08:54 Who puts a stamp in front of the shop?

08:56 Even today,

08:57 they close the shop like this.

08:59 They are in Pakistan.

09:00 They don't close the shop outside.

09:01 Yes.

09:02 They are open.

09:02 I had called you.

09:03 I am going.

09:04 Jabbar.

09:06 Yes.

09:06 Keep a watchman.

09:07 I am going.

09:09 I am going.

09:11 He is from the yogurt shop.

09:14 He is from the yogurt shop.

09:17 You are from the yogurt shop.

09:18 He is 3 kilometres away from me.

09:21 Yes.

09:22 Haroon.

09:24 There were no thefts in the last locality.

09:26 Okay.

09:26 They have kept a watchman in this shop.

09:29 Oh.

09:32 Haroon,

09:32 you are so lucky.

09:34 Then?

09:36 There were no thefts in the last locality.

09:38 They are in a meeting.

09:40 They are in a meeting.

09:41 They could have stolen the share.

09:43 It was Guddu.

09:44 Anyway,

09:47 we will have to give the money.

09:48 How much?

09:49 We will distribute the share

09:51 that we get.

09:53 How much is the share?

09:53 Rs. 500.

09:54 Rs. 500?

09:56 I will not give.

09:57 Hold my hand.

09:58 We get a weekly interest of Rs. 500.

10:04 You want to give Rs. 500?

10:06 You have cheated us.

10:08 Don't worry about my share.

10:11 Sheru is here.

10:13 Jabbar,

10:15 you may go.

10:16 Brother. - Sleep well.

10:17 I want to tell you that

10:18 you have to keep the share.

10:21 I just want to say that

10:23 tell him that..

10:24 He is not disappointed.

10:33 We should give you more money.

10:35 Yes. - Why?

10:36 Because your curtains have no latches.

10:38 No, they don't.

10:40 Spit it out.

10:42 You don't see my wife all day.

10:46 You are arguing with me.

10:48 Don't do this.

10:52 You will tear the ear curtain.

10:55 What?

10:56 It is torn.

10:59 Get new curtains.

11:00 Give it to my wife.

11:02 I will get you a new one.

11:05 They are having fun with me.

11:10 Jabbar, do you know?

11:11 No.

11:11 They will sleep peacefully.

11:14 There will be a watchman.

11:15 There will be no theft.

11:16 Don't worry.

11:18 His name is Sheru.

11:19 If he sleeps,

11:20 no one will sleep peacefully.

11:21 Don't do this.

11:23 Will he stay awake all night?

11:25 Yes.

11:26 If I say tonight, he will put a watch.

11:28 We are not watchmen.

11:29 Keep it.

11:31 You are going to sleep.

11:32 No, thank God.

11:34 My wife is..

11:35 What?

11:39 She is a bad person.

11:41 Okay.

11:42 Don't do this.

11:43 Yes.

11:44 Okay.

11:45 He is a thief.

11:46 He is a thief.

11:47 God knows when he will be in a bad state.

11:49 Very good.

11:50 But what he is saying,

11:51 is a change of mind.

11:53 There is a watchman.

11:55 He won't come.

11:56 Whatever it is,

11:57 keeping a watchman makes a difference.

12:00 Of course.

12:01 He is a watchman.

12:02 He will be carefree.

12:03 If a time comes,

12:04 God forbid,

12:05 and someone takes a gun at you,

12:07 never try to be a hero.

12:09 Don't.

12:10 This is a common thing.

12:12 It is the job of the police to stop them.

12:14 But,

12:15 you should have enough deterrence

12:18 that if someone wants to rob you,

12:20 or if someone is coming with the intention of theft,

12:22 he should think ten times.

12:24 Have enough deterrence.

12:25 This is what you should do.

12:26 I will get Rs. 10,000 per month.

12:29 Keep it.

12:30 I will whistle.

12:31 You are getting scared.

12:33 I can whistle without a whistle.

12:37 You can whistle.

12:38 I am Rajpejana.

12:39 I will give you the money.

12:42 But,

12:43 explain one thing.

12:44 I am a fire-rapper.

12:45 Explain that if..

12:47 One second.

12:53 I will fly in your cup.

12:57 Thank you.

12:58 You never kept a knife in front of him.

13:00 It is a stupid thing.

13:02 I am a neighborhood guy.

13:03 I don't do this.

13:04 You sleep without any worries.

13:06 The neighborhood guard is here.

13:07 He is here.

13:08 Sleep, my brother.

13:10 I don't know.

13:12 Okay.

13:14 Good night.

13:15 He is saying,

13:21 "This is the place."

13:22 This is the place.

13:25 Good night.

13:26 Good night.

13:27 Okay.

13:28 You sleep without any worries.

13:30 I am going to sleep.

13:31 Count your kundas.

13:32 I am counting.

13:33 One kunda is yours.

13:34 He didn't do his duty.

13:36 I have two kundas.

13:38 Three kundas, Sheru.

13:41 How do you know about one or two kundas?

13:43 One or two is yours.

13:44 One is mine.

13:45 Listen.

13:47 It is not even 12 o'clock.

13:48 Where are you going?

13:49 We are going to work.

13:50 You are a TV guy.

13:52 You are a businessman.

13:53 Wow.

13:54 You are a TV guy.

13:56 You are not smart.

13:57 I am also a businessman.

14:00 I have a break.

14:01 Go and sleep.

14:05 Let us sleep.

14:06 You can't sleep so early.

14:08 You don't know.

14:09 We have to wake up early.

14:11 We have to count kundas.

14:13 He is drinking coffee and sleeping.

14:17 It is time for the night.

14:19 We have to do our duty in the ration shop.

14:21 Get up.

14:22 Sheru said it.

14:23 Very good.

14:24 He is a big shot.

14:26 He doesn't know the rules.

14:27 I will give you 5000 rupees.

14:30 I will beat him up.

14:32 I will send him to the police station.

14:33 You should also give me some money.

14:37 I will take care of you.

14:38 You are not in your premises.

14:40 I have a problem with 20,000 rupees.

14:43 Why?

14:44 At least.

14:45 Our security guards.

14:47 Be it Punjab, Sindh or Peshawar.

14:50 They are not doing their job.

14:53 Prove yourself.

14:55 Companies give them 20,000 or 30,000.

14:57 They give them 16,000.

14:58 That is right.

14:59 I didn't bring them from the company.

15:01 I brought them directly from home.

15:02 The security guard is from home.

15:04 The security guard at home must not have training.

15:12 They don't take training.

15:14 They say I beat up a dog in Punjab.

15:16 Sheru, you will get tea.

15:20 I will get a cup of tea.

15:22 But tell the tea maker to give me tea every half an hour.

15:24 That means neither your sister sleeps nor you.

15:26 She makes tea all night.

15:30 You give him 20,000.

15:32 Okay.

15:33 Give it to the maid's sister or the maid.

15:35 He will stay awake all night.

15:38 He will stay awake.

15:40 He drinks tea.

15:41 He is not a security guard.

15:42 Okay, leave.

15:43 I have to open the shop in the morning.

15:45 My brother will bring two houses from here.

15:48 He will bring a lot of money.

15:51 You also go inside and take care of your things.

15:55 You don't have to take care of the rest.

15:57 Give him duty.

15:58 Sit here.

15:59 The whole place is yours.

16:00 He is not a security guard.

16:01 Don't talk too much.

16:03 I feel he is a thief.

16:05 Mr. Arun, do you find this guard loyal?

16:08 I feel he is loyal but he is not trained.

16:11 He is incompetent.

16:12 Incompetent.

16:13 But don't you think I could have done a better job?

16:15 No, I don't think so.

16:16 Because I feel you should have been making content all night.

16:20 And the thief would have come.

16:22 You would have said, "This thief is in this camera."

16:25 You are a dangerous thief.

16:27 Stay awake.

16:29 We will give you 20% if we stay awake.

16:37 No, I will stay awake for my teacher's sake.

16:41 I didn't give you the duty.

16:43 He will never stay awake.

16:45 I won't stay awake.

16:46 He is a fool.

16:48 You are not a human.

16:50 I am not a human.

16:51 You are a guard.

16:54 You are playing FIFA.

16:58 You whistle.

17:02 You are a youngster.

17:03 I am a guard.

17:05 You can't do anything.

17:06 You can't do anything.

17:09 What is the relation between a youngster and a youngster?

17:13 You don't understand.

17:15 This whistle is unknown.

17:17 Stay awake.

17:22 I am a natural.

17:27 What are you doing?

17:30 I am a guard.

17:31 Uncle, I am a guard.

17:33 He forgot me.

17:34 Okay.

17:36 You are a guard.

17:37 I have brought you under my protection.

17:38 What else do I have to do?

17:39 I have a brother-in-law.

17:40 I thought he might be the one.

17:42 You can sleep peacefully.

17:44 What?

17:45 You can sleep peacefully.

17:46 I am not a guard.

17:47 Uncle, you can sleep peacefully.

17:49 You are disturbing my sleep.

17:53 Stop it.

17:56 I was talking to him.

18:03 What are you doing?

18:04 Speak softly.

18:05 Okay.

18:06 He is crazy.

18:11 Have some tea.

18:12 I am not a guard.

18:13 I sleep peacefully.

18:15 He doesn't recognize me after every half an hour.

18:17 Okay.

18:18 Listen to me.

18:19 Don't whistle.

18:20 Your brother will get scared.

18:21 He is weak.

18:26 So, I will increase his heart beat.

18:27 He is a small hearted person.

18:28 Yes.

18:29 You finished the tea like juice.

18:33 Tell me one thing.

18:36 How does she make tea?

18:37 She makes strong tea.

18:38 Really?

18:39 Yes.

18:40 If she is like this after strong tea,

18:46 she will go to coma after milk tea.

18:48 He didn't wake up.

19:03 I am not doing any humanistic work.

19:05 I am resting.

19:06 I am doing my work.

19:07 Tell me one thing.

19:10 How did you sit on this bike?

19:11 Yes.

19:12 He came on bike.

19:13 I am sitting on bike like a peacock.

19:19 You came to check.

19:23 He is sleeping.

19:24 Sheru.

19:25 Sheru.

19:27 Sheru.

19:29 Sheru.

19:31 I am late.

19:33 I am leaving you.

19:35 Don't come near this shop.

19:37 The whole neighborhood is sleeping.

19:39 Get out.

19:40 I don't even open this in the morning.

19:42 Call Sarfaraz.

19:45 He has brought him.

19:46 He has to give Rs. 20,000.

19:48 Yes.

19:49 Sarfaraz.

19:52 Come out.

19:54 Wait a minute.

19:56 Why are you making noise?

19:57 What happened?

20:01 I just woke up.

20:02 I had a bad dream.

20:03 Did you sleep?

20:08 It's his debut today.

20:10 (audience laughing)

20:13 [APPLAUSE]

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