Goga Pasroori Dakiya Le Aya Agha Majid Ka 30 Saal Purana Khat

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00:00 Yes, sir.

00:00 Mr. Haroon, there is no break of five minutes

00:02 in which Mr. Agha goes out and sleeps on the sofa.

00:04 And there are small breaks of five minutes

00:07 in which you and Arzu

00:09 fall down and sit back.

00:12 Sir, I am very fed up of this habit of his.

00:14 There is no doubt about it.

00:15 You fall down and sit back like a dog.

00:18 But Mr. Agha, how do you fall asleep so quickly?

00:22 He says, a lion sleeps like this.

00:24 I say, if you were a lion, you would be some other animal.

00:29 There is no objection to sleeping.

00:31 There is an objection to sleeping without moving.

00:32 Without moving? - One second.

00:34 Tell me how you sleep.

00:36 Is this called without moving?

00:38 Yes, it is.

00:39 He is talking like this.

00:41 I am going to sit down.

00:42 Thank God, I saved you from him.

00:47 Why? - He was sleeping.

00:48 He started hitting me. I said, he is Salim.

00:50 Greetings.

00:53 Greetings. - Greetings.

00:54 Greetings.

00:56 Sir, who are you? There is a commotion here.

00:58 Mr. Haroon, I am getting a leave.

00:59 Why? - My father has come to Lehra.

01:01 Are you his father?

01:04 No, sir. I am his goon.

01:06 Okay. - Is this the show of smart people?

01:09 Yes, it is.

01:10 I wanted to send a letter.

01:12 Okay, look at your condition.

01:14 You never send a letter.

01:17 These days, you are not able to deliver letters.

01:20 You didn't send one for your son.

01:22 No, I sent a letter for him when he was three years old.

01:25 He has become young.

01:28 I met with an accident.

01:29 Oh, where did you get hurt?

01:31 I got hurt on my head. - You are a dog.

01:33 Okay, tell me, whose letter have you brought today?

01:36 Oh, it is from the one who is a goon.

01:37 Agha Majid? - Mine?

01:38 Yes. - Really?

01:39 Agha Majid. - Tell me, 30 years ago

01:42 you were talking about someone.

01:44 You spoke about it once.

01:45 You were in love with someone.

01:47 No, I was in love. - Yes.

01:49 Whose letter is this?

01:50 Sir, it is from Agha Majid.

01:52 And who has written it?

01:53 Jahanara.

01:54 Jahanara.

01:55 Hey!

01:56 This is so stupid.

01:58 A six or seven year old boy

01:59 will not fall in love.

02:01 Sir, can I get a chair? I want to lie down.

02:04 Get a chair.

02:06 How did you know Jahanara?

02:07 Yes, Jahanara was my college life.

02:09 College life. - She used to study with me.

02:10 When did you see her for the first time?

02:12 When I was four years old.

02:13 I mean, I am not three years old.

02:14 I am just one year old.

02:15 I didn't see her. - No, no.

02:18 No, I am serious. - I will slap you.

02:20 Okay, sir. - When did you see her for the first time?

02:22 What were your feelings when you saw her?

02:23 I and she used to study in GC.

02:25 Okay. - Yes.

02:26 So, you know that in the oval..

02:29 Yes. - GC has a small gate.

02:31 Okay. - When she entered,

02:33 she made me sit there.

02:34 I used to get stuck in that too.

02:37 My marks were good.

02:40 So, you both loved each other.

02:43 We both loved each other.

02:45 But we couldn't get married, Mr. Arun.

02:47 After that, I got released from college.

02:50 She got released too. - No, you were released by the college.

02:53 You should release her too.

02:54 I wrote a lot of letters to her after that.

02:56 Okay.

02:57 I didn't understand why she didn't answer me.

02:59 When you used to write letters,

03:01 you used to keep them at home.

03:02 You used to wipe them at home.

03:03 You used to cover only one area.

03:07 In the entire area.

03:09 She used to look at the letters from other than me.

03:11 Yes. - What a wrestler she is!

03:14 Yes, she used to write many love letters.

03:16 Mr. Agha, was love at first sight

03:18 or it slowly developed?

03:20 Actually, you know what happened?

03:22 What's your name? Arzu?

03:24 Arzu. - I see.

03:25 When her name comes, everything changes.

03:27 Oh, my God!

03:28 When people take your name,

03:31 I am so crazy that I hold my heart.

03:33 Wow! You are a decent man.

03:35 Okay, give me the letter. I will go and start the show.

03:38 You should read my letter.

03:40 I can't give you the letter.

03:41 Why? - Government has given me a lot of work.

03:43 You should read it loudly.

03:45 I haven't kept it in front of you.

03:47 It happens that I get depressed after reading it.

03:50 I see.

03:51 You should censor it.

03:53 Let me read the letter.

03:55 Okay, read the letter. - Okay.

03:57 Give me Rs. 20 and deduct the salt.

03:59 Okay.

04:01 Respected goat.

04:03 Not goat, respected.

04:04 Bad luck, sir.

04:08 Good luck, sir.

04:10 You are not reading it.

04:11 You are a partner of this show.

04:13 I hope you will be fine.

04:16 I hope you will be fine.

04:18 I hope you will be fine.

04:21 Sir, you are not reading it.

04:22 He is 30 years old.

04:25 He is saying.. - He is a commoner.

04:28 He is a commoner.

04:30 What are you doing?

04:31 I got your letter.

04:34 I am very happy.

04:35 I was thinking that you wanted to say something.

04:39 Oh!

04:40 You wrote so many letters that I have a dog.

04:45 Oh, my God!

04:46 Oh, my God!

04:48 Oh, my God!

04:49 What is this?

04:50 It is a book.

04:52 A book.

04:53 Whenever you come to me,

04:56 you raise your hand and point to the money.

04:59 And then you take that hand and say, "Be well."

05:05 It is not mine.

05:07 It is a gift from the world.

05:10 You do this and say, "Be well."

05:14 Be well.

05:15 Sir, I have a question.

05:17 I have a relationship. - Yes.

05:19 We are in debt. - You can ask for money.

05:21 Be well.

05:22 Mr. Agha, a man doesn't ask for money from his girlfriend.

05:25 The situation is such, Seerza.

05:27 He is living on his head.

05:29 Okay, read further.

05:33 You were looking very handsome yesterday.

05:36 Yes.

05:37 This is the thing. - Yes.

05:39 You were sweeping the floor before the class started.

05:43 Oh!

05:45 Okay.

05:46 It happens in villages.

05:48 The kids clean the floor.

05:50 The PC?

05:51 Yes. I clean so much.

05:53 When I was sitting in the canteen today,

05:57 you wanted to say what was in your heart.

06:01 Yes. Wow!

06:03 But you couldn't cross the wall of two bricks.

06:07 I don't have that ability.

06:11 Okay, read further.

06:12 I could see your face behind the two brick wall.

06:18 Okay.

06:18 You were looking at me.

06:21 The day when dad wrote to me..

06:26 Sister, just pray for him.

06:28 I am praying for him. - Okay.

06:30 I remember the day when we went on a trip.

06:34 Yes. That's right.

06:36 You were sitting in the front seat of the bus.

06:41 The bus was old and diesel.

06:44 After some time, you would stand up and say, "I am dead."

06:49 Dad, you are a fool. You read the headline wrong.

06:53 When we reached for the picnic,

06:57 you too had left the smoke like the bus.

07:01 Oh, Jihara!

07:05 Oh, Sachiye!

07:06 Okay.

07:07 I love you a lot.

07:09 Wow!

07:12 Your brother?

07:13 Yes.

07:14 He is the one who left the smoke.

07:17 No. - Read the headline.

07:21 Yes. Wow!

07:21 I love you a lot and Zahid too.

07:25 Zahid?

07:28 He must be his brother.

07:29 Maybe Zahid is his father's name. - Yes.

07:32 I want to sit in the garden of flowers and talk for hours.

07:36 Wow!

07:39 With Zahid.

07:40 What?

07:42 He must be his brother.

07:43 Brother and father.. - No.

07:44 No. This is wrong.

07:45 I want you to introduce me to your family.

07:49 Yes. Did you see?

07:51 This is the thing.

07:52 Zahid too.

07:53 Of course. He will meet his brother too.

07:57 He will go home and give a testimony about his family.

07:59 What kind of people they were. This is right.

08:01 Honestly, I am waiting impatiently.

08:04 Wow!

08:05 When we will get married..

08:06 Yes. This is the thing.

08:08 You will look very handsome.

08:10 Wow!

08:11 You will walk slowly on the stage.

08:15 Wow!

08:15 You will salute me and Zahid.

08:18 Wow!

08:19 Zahid is gone.

08:25 Mr. Agha will tell his love story.

08:28 I will tell you the truth.

08:32 Everything I wrote was a joke.

08:35 Oh!

08:37 The truth is that you don't like Zahid.

08:40 You are only interested in Zahid.

08:45 You are emotional.

08:51 I don't have a letter.

08:53 He is lying.

08:55 He is talking nonsense.

08:57 Mr. Agha, he brought a letter after three years.

09:01 He is not interested in Zahid.

09:04 (audience laughing)

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