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Drag Boat Racing! - Hot Rod Unlimited Episode 22
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10/5/2023
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This is the craziest sport you will ever see on the water.
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[SOUND]
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Most of these boats don't have seat belts, roll cages, and forget about a windshield.
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[SOUND]
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These are drag boat racers.
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These are guys who have decided that it's a great idea to bolt a thousand or
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more horsepower to a piece of wooden fiberglass.
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And then try to go as fast as they can down a liquid racetrack that is
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constantly moving.
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[SOUND]
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This is drag boat racing.
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[MUSIC]
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Most of you know me working on cars and filming road kill videos, but for
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the last ten years, I've been drag racing boats on water.
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My buddy Jeff Conrad won a championship in the ten second bracket in 2011.
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And when he wanted to step up in class, he bought my boat and
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jumped right into the nine second bracket.
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This season I've been acting as Jeff's crew chief,
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because his new boat goes about 20 miles an hour faster than his old boat.
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And that's a big jump in speed on the water.
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After running one race in June just to get his feet wet in the new boat,
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we headed to Firebird International Raceway in Chandler, Arizona,
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to see how he stacked up against the best drivers in the world.
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[SOUND]
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Jeff's boat is powered by a 582 cubic inch Chevy engine that I built back in 2007.
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It's got an aluminum block, aluminum 12 degree profiler cylinder heads,
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a tunnel ram, and twin 1150 Holley Dominator carburetors.
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It makes about 1160 horsepower without nitrous or any kind of power adder.
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It's actually more power than Jeff needs to run nine seconds, but
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that gives us an advantage in tuning for different tracks and
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different weather conditions.
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We're gonna go lay down a run right now that's hopefully like a 901 to start with,
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I hope, so time to go racing.
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The world finals are the Super Bowl of drag boat racing.
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And it's unique in that you've got a full day of test and tune to practice, and
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then you've got two days of qualifying.
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And on Sunday, the gloves come off and you're racing for the title.
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Jeff is racing in the top eliminator class,
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which is a fancy way of saying the nine second bracket.
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Bracket racing is harder than heads up racing because you're tuning to
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a thousandth of a second.
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You're trying to run it exactly on the edge of breaking out.
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My job as crew chief is to account for the weather and how that affects the boat.
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And then I tune the engine and
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the jet pump to make sure the boat runs as close to 9000 as possible.
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>> Get this leg all the way out.
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Get it, dude, have fun.
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>> All right, bud.
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>> Just like the car drags, our race boat is towed to the track.
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And once it reaches the water, it's towed to the starting line by a jet ski.
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The starting line is actually a rope stretched across the lake.
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And you'll have 20 or 30 boats holding onto this rope.
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You hit the gas pedal in anticipation of the tree going green.
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Now, unlike a car race,
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the boats are stationed about 125 feet away from those beams.
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And the reason for that is when you hit the gas pedal in a boat,
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it doesn't just go forward, it goes up.
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So these boats tend to leap out of the water and then land.
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So they give you that 125 feet to make sure that both boats jump out of the water,
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land back in the water, and then break the beams and start the race.
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[MUSIC]
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Qualifying for us was a little bit sketchy because we'd never run Jeff's boat in
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this configuration at this track before.
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[SOUND] >> We have Jeff Conrad on a coast to coast.
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>> All right, come on baby.
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Low nine right now.
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[SOUND]
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>> Yeah, whoo!
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>> [BLEEP] yeah.
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>> We ran a 9005.
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Number two qualifier.
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I will take it.
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I will totally take that.
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>> Take it?
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>> That was awesome.
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>> Feels good.
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I'm not even driving and I'm happy.
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It feels good.
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>> Good first pass.
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>> When it came off the trailer and ran a 9005, I was ready to throw a party because
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that was a shot in the dark right there.
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And it gave us a killer baseline for tuning for our other passes.
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>> I get to keep my job as crew chief for a little while longer.
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We can quit now and that's a really good qualifying number.
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I think we're second.
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But we're gonna keep making laps so
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that as the weather changes we can see how it affects the boat come race day.
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Hopefully we have a tune up for this thing where in any weather condition,
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it's gonna run the number we need.
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Boats in gear, batteries on, cutter plugs are out, air is on.
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Looks sexy, you're good.
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Go get them.
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[SOUND]
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We were hoping for an 01, it ran a 905.
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And the air is just, elevation's going way up really fast.
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We're at almost 3,600 feet now.
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So when we were in the pit it was at 33, and
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by the time you actually made a pass it had gone to 35.
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>> 35? >> So yeah.
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We're gonna have to get a little more aggressive then.
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There are two factors that affect a boat race, the weather and the water.
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Whatever happens out on the water in terms of is it rough or is it smooth?
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That's mother nature, you're not fixing it.
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And the weather's the same way.
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All you can do is predict what the weather's gonna do and
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how that's gonna affect the boat's performance.
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>> Jeff's boat has an Edelbrock's quick data, data acquisition system.
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And it's tied into the engine and the jet pump of the boat.
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So every time he makes a pass, the computer will tell me the engine RPM,
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how much water is coming out of the jet pump in terms of pressure.
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Just everything you wanna know about it, it knows.
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And that takes the driver out of the equation.
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I don't have to rely on Jeff telling me how things went.
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The computer's gonna tell me how things went.
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We'll look at the weather station, and
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the number we look at is the corrected density altitude.
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Every time it gets hotter here or more humid, that number goes up.
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And when that number goes up, the boat goes slower.
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We tweak here on the engine and the jet pump to account for it and
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try to keep the thing running as close to a nine as we can.
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At the end of day one, we felt great.
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We had two killer passes that gave us a great tune up for
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going into day two of qualifying.
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[MUSIC]
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The mornings are a little rough at drag boat races cuz you're hung over.
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And if you're not up by 5.30 or 6 in the morning,
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you're being woken up by a cackling set of headers outside your trailer.
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My mornings are spent plugging in the oil heater and just getting everything ready
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so that when the driver's up and ready to go, his equipment's ready to go.
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Day two of qualifying here at Firebird Raceway.
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Day one couldn't have gone any better.
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Kind of had the luxury of getting after it and
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trying to get even closer to a 9000.
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It's real interesting ever since Jeff made that pass,
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when we go to the staging lanes, we got 26 other guys in our class.
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And they're all looking at him and his boat now because most of these guys are
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racing for a championship.
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It's the last race of the year.
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He just came out of nowhere and is striking fear into these guys cuz they want
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those precious qualifying points they get for qualifying number one or two.
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And right now he's taking some of them away.
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We put a tune up in the boat over an hour ago.
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It's much hotter.
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The engine's gonna make much less horsepower.
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So, honestly don't know what it's gonna do right now.
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This will be interesting.
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[MUSIC]
08:00
Come on, Jeff.
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[MUSIC]
08:10
[SOUND] 901, whoo.
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He's run a 9005.
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He just backed it up with a 901.
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Anybody that races him is gonna have to charge it or
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they're gonna get their asses beat.
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Nice.
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Helicopter, dude.
08:30
>> What do you mean?
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>> Helicopter was right over there.
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I went through, blew the valve, and the boat just scrambled down and
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started doing this.
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[SOUND]
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I came through his prop wash, his downforce prop wash at about 117,
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118 miles an hour, and it basically slammed my boat forward,
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which caused it to bow steer.
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I lost control of it for a split second.
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Scared the crap out of me.
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It's the rush, you know?
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Whack the throttle and it puts you back in the seat.
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It's just pure adrenaline.
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There's nothing like it.
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Last run of the day.
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We're hoping for some double O action right here.
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If it doesn't happen, whatever, we already had a double O earlier.
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So we're qualified good, we're in awesome shape for racing tomorrow.
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Another double O would just scare the poop out of everybody here,
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which that's what I'm hoping for.
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[SOUND]
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The boat ended up running a 901 in the morning, a 905 in the afternoon, and
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then a 903 on our very last qualifying pass.
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We were actually pretty cocky going into race day because the boat had run so
09:41
good and so consistent during qualifying.
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And Jeff had driven so great that we thought we couldn't lose.
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When I woke up on Sunday, I was kind of relaxed.
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The night before, we actually drank beers with the person we were supposed to race
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in round one, and they told us they weren't gonna race.
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They had some handling issues with their boat, and
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they weren't gonna take a chance and put it in the water on Sunday.
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Our first pass on Sunday was a freebie.
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We had nobody to race, so we couldn't lose, which was good because we were racing
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earlier in the day than we had all week, and I didn't know how the boat was gonna run.
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[MUSIC]
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>> Come on, buddy.
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>> Yes.
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>> Holy crap, 93?
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That was not supposed to happen.
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Thank God nobody was racing him.
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>> Back to the drawing board.
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That freebie pass spooked me more than any pass we made the whole weekend,
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because Jeff cut a great reaction time, but the boat broke out by a lot.
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It ran an 8.93 pass, which it hadn't done all week, and
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I didn't have a reason for it.
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>> He cuts a mediocre light and goes 9.10 or 9.20,
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he'll be behind you the whole time.
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So you're out on him.
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If he's nowhere near you, when you hit 1,000 feet and you get into that 11.88
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trap, just valve it, it'll run a 9.10, you still win.
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He's gonna hit this thing called a pop-off valve, and it's mounted to the jet pump,
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and it vents water up into the air, and it slows the boat down.
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It's basically a safety device.
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We're gonna use it to slow the boat down just a few hundredths of a second at
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the end of the race to guarantee that the boat doesn't break out and run too quick.
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Cuz if he runs too quick and goes 8.99, we lose.
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[MUSIC]
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>> Start looking at half track, not there.
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Right before 1,000 feet, you look over, and if he's not catching up, valve it.
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If he's catching up, you look and
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you just make sure your seat is a little bit ahead of his.
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Easy.
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You've done it before.
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Good luck, man.
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Be safe and have fun.
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Switches up, dude.
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He's good to go.
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Let's go to round three.
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Have fun.
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[MUSIC]
11:57
[SOUND]
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>> I'm about to puke right now.
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[SOUND]
12:09
>> Come on, come on, Greg.
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Green light.
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Green light.
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[SOUND]
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>> My God.
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>> Eight, nine, nine, seven, eight.
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>> I'm gonna go throw some tools now.
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Shit.
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It ran an 8.998 second pass.
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That's ridiculous.
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I had a long walk of shame back to the pits after that scoreboard lit up.
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During qualifying, there were a lot of boats running down the race track,
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churning up the water, which slows it down.
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On race day, we raced really early in the morning.
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There weren't a lot of boats out, so the water was faster.
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That's why we broke out.
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In the afternoon in round two, we still didn't have very many boats that ran
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ahead of us, so the track was still faster.
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And that's what bit us in the ass, was the water.
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Jeff took it really hard.
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He didn't blame me, but he took it really hard.
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The only upshot of this is by the time we packed up the pit and
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commiserated about what happened, he realized he has a badass boat now
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that will run the number, and he's a hell of a driver.
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And in 2013, that class is in a lot of trouble,
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because he's coming back, and he's coming back pissed off.
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[SOUND]
13:41
[MUSIC]
13:52
[SOUND] Yeah, whoo!
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