Barstool Pizza Review - Valentino's (Lincoln, NE) - video Dailymotion

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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:03 All right, Austin.

00:20 We finally made it to Lincoln, Nebraska, a place that honestly,

00:24 I've always wanted to visit.

00:26 And I've said, you know what, we've

00:28 got to wait until the football program turns

00:29 it around before we go for a college football show.

00:33 I said, you know what, fuck it.

00:35 I could die.

00:35 You don't know.

00:36 You get hit by lightning.

00:37 Who knows?

00:38 So we're here, GBR.

00:40 We are at Valentino's.

00:42 People said this is the state pizza of Nebraska,

00:45 even though I've seen like 18 cases of pizzas since we arrived.

00:48 It's 90 degrees.

00:50 And this shirt, listen, I'm here, GBR.

00:54 They're playing Michigan, obviously, I'm a Michigan guy.

00:56 I want to win the Natty this year.

00:58 We're number two in the country.

00:59 17 point favorites tomorrow.

01:01 Who knows when this thing airs.

01:03 GBR.

01:05 GBR, Wilkhampton, GBR.

01:07 I want to get Nebraska back to mediocre.

01:10 I was in the restaurant.

01:12 There's two-- a nice older couple, right?

01:17 I haven't eaten it yet.

01:19 It's bad?

01:20 Went from dog shit to it's all right.

01:26 [INAUDIBLE]

01:29 So an old couple, looked like straight out of Tom Osborne era.

01:33 They didn't know who I was.

01:35 No, they looked at the shirt.

01:36 They go, yes, like just get us mediocre again.

01:41 They're like, that's what we need.

01:43 Though not Wilkhampton shooting for the stars, competitive.

01:47 And let's hope this pizza's competitive.

01:50 That guy driving by, he goes, it's dog shit.

01:52 I go, it is?

01:53 He goes, it's pretty good.

01:54 So I don't know.

01:55 Now, one bite everybody knows the rules.

01:57 Super doughy.

01:58 You know what I actually did see that Omaha, which

02:01 is an hour away, had a lot of good pizza places, high scores.

02:04 I almost want to drive the hour to go.

02:06 I'll get there some other time.

02:08 College World Series.

02:10 All right, here we go, Valentino's.

02:13 People said I wouldn't like it, not my style.

02:14 But if you're in Nebraska, you got to have it in Lincoln.

02:17 So here we go.

02:18 And black shirts, come on, let's bring them back.

02:20 Let's get mediocre.

02:21 Let's get mediocre.

02:22 [SILENCE]

02:26 It wasn't cheap.

02:37 This thing was $22.

02:40 Super doughy.

02:42 You know what?

02:42 If you're absolutely shit-faced, 3 AM,

02:45 I assume this place is open like 24/7.

02:48 That's the vibes I get.

02:50 It can soak up the grease.

02:52 5.9?

03:03 I think that's fair.

03:05 This is a drunk pizza.

03:06 But by the way, pizza on college campuses

03:08 always tend to not be as good as major cities.

03:11 5.9.

03:13 Valentino's, Big Red, got to review.

03:17 GBR.

03:19 I'm not going to lie, 5.9's a little disrespectful.

03:21 5.9 is a little low.

03:22 You thought it was better?

03:22 I thought it was a little better.

03:23 Are you guys all from Nebraska?

03:25 Yeah.

03:25 I'm from Nebraska.

03:26 I'm not.

03:27 What are you going to do?

03:28 I don't know, man.

03:28 All right, who's taking?

03:30 Yeah.

03:30 I'm not trying.

03:31 That may have been--

03:32 That was maybe--

03:33 Like I could actually--

03:34 Like I was maybe getting knocked out.

03:36 Really?

03:36 Yeah.

03:37 That's a little--

03:38 I don't know.

03:38 [SILENCE]

03:42 Are you guys all doing-- yeah, if we're all in it,

03:44 let's do it.

03:44 Yeah, dude, let's do a giant group.

03:46 Yeah.

03:46 OK, I got a--

03:47 What are we thinking tomorrow?

03:49 Hopefully it's not--

03:50 I got scurrs by 90.

03:51 Scurrs by 90.

03:51 [LAUGHTER]

03:52 [MUSIC PLAYING]

03:56 [SWOOSH]

03:57 [SWOOSH]

03:59 (upbeat music)

Barstool Pizza Review - Valentino's (Lincoln, NE)

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