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9/24/2023

Caleb Pressley | Sundae Conversation

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00:00 I show speed.

00:02 How you doing?

00:02 Your fans are peeping Toms?

00:04 What do you mean?

00:05 They sit outside your house and watch you.

00:07 What?

00:13 How many of your fans are peeping Toms?

00:15 And how many of your fans are peeping moms?

00:19 If you know what I'm saying.

00:20 What do you mean?

00:20 They're not peeping.

00:22 What are you saying?

00:23 You like cougars?

00:24 This is not really what I aim for.

00:26 You know what I mean?

00:27 You like lions.

00:28 Like, what kind of girl is that?

00:29 Oh, it's not a girl.

00:30 [SLAP]

00:31 [GROANS]

00:33 Shit.

00:34 Fuck.

00:35 God damn, sorry.

00:38 In the NBA, it helps if you're tall.

00:41 In sumo wrestling, it helps if you're Asian.

00:44 Right.

00:45 No, you're fat.

00:48 In streaming, does it help to be a virgin?

00:50 No.

00:52 Why do you have to be a-- no.

00:54 So you're saying all virgins are streamers?

00:55 No, no, no.

00:56 I'm saying does it help?

00:57 Yes, it does help.

00:58 It does.

00:59 Why is that?

01:00 Because, you know, you're horny, you know?

01:02 And like, you're feening something.

01:04 Clint Ebald is horny.

01:05 Yeah, you're horny?

01:06 Yeah, of course.

01:07 He's a boner right now.

01:08 No, he doesn't.

01:09 He's not a boner.

01:10 He was watching a kid stream, and he got punched in the face.

01:14 Was it because he was in the bathroom?

01:17 I don't-- what are you talking about?

01:20 You're just saying spouting shit.

01:22 If you don't want to answer, we can move on.

01:24 [SIGHS]

01:25 [BARKING]

01:26 You speak dog?

01:29 Oh, my god.

01:31 Yes, yes, yes.

01:32 What about clog?

01:34 A what?

01:34 You clog toilets?

01:35 How many times does a real gangster

01:40 clog a toilet a week?

01:41 All right, so what's the, like, context?

01:46 What's the conclusion of this question you're asking?

01:49 Like, what is the purpose of it?

01:51 I guess just people who want to find out how many times

01:53 they should try to clog a toilet in one week.

01:55 OK, four to five, or four to five times.

01:57 And how many times in their own toilet?

01:59 [SIGHS]

02:00 I don't-- two, two times.

02:02 That's fair.

02:02 Thank you.

02:03 Is it scary?

02:04 Is streaming scary?

02:06 Yeah, it can be.

02:07 Because you could say the wrong thing.

02:09 Yeah, you're done.

02:10 Anything can happen.

02:11 You can-- that's a good-- you know, a lot of things,

02:13 yeah, can happen.

02:15 You could show the wrong thing.

02:17 Yeah.

02:19 Yeah, you can.

02:19 Has anything like that ever happened to you?

02:22 [SIGHS]

02:23 Mm, something, yeah.

02:28 Yeah, something, yeah.

02:29 Like, yeah.

02:29 When you accidentally flashed a camera, was it on purpose?

02:32 No, it was not on purpose.

02:33 Do you think I will flash my--

02:36 I said accidentally.

02:39 Yeah, you said was it on purpose.

02:40 I said when you accidentally did it.

02:42 Oh, OK, you did say that.

02:43 OK, my fault.

02:44 So was it on purpose?

02:45 You just-- you just said when I accidentally showed him

02:49 my penis, was it on purpose.

02:50 Right.

02:50 It was an accident.

02:51 OK.

02:52 Yeah, that was a hard time for me, you know?

02:53 It was hard?

02:54 Yeah.

02:55 God damn it!

02:56 It was a hard time for me.

03:03 Why is it even illegal anyways?

03:05 What?

03:05 Whether you cover them or not, wieners are around.

03:08 Yeah.

03:09 Why is it illegal?

03:11 Wait, why is that even a law?

03:12 I just realized that.

03:14 Why do we have to cover our penises?

03:17 What do you think the original reason for that law even is?

03:20 Too many people getting sunburned?

03:21 Why not just rub sun lotion on your wiener?

03:28 I show speed.

03:31 Don't you think it's a slippery slope?

03:34 What's next?

03:35 What if the government says we have

03:36 to cover our mouth and nose?

03:38 Then what?

03:40 It wouldn't--

03:41 No one would do that.

03:43 Yeah.

03:45 Yeah.

03:45 What is this?

03:49 A fruit.

03:50 What is this?

03:51 An apple.

03:52 But it's not a computer.

03:54 What do you mean it's not a computer?

03:56 It's a fruit.

03:57 Right.

03:57 Now what is it?

04:00 It's a fruit.

04:01 It's my apple.

04:04 Wait, what in the fuck is--

04:06 like, are you real?

04:07 I am, dude.

04:08 What the fuck is happening?

04:09 You want to share it?

04:11 No.

04:12 Yes.

04:18 Did we all just become brothers in Christ?

04:21 Oh my god.

04:24 Your hero, Cristiano Ronaldo.

04:28 Yes, yes, Ronaldo.

04:29 What do you say to people who say their hero is

04:31 the original Cristiano?

04:33 Who's the original?

04:34 Jesus Christ.

04:35 What do you mean?

04:36 What do I have to say?

04:37 That's what I meant.

04:38 What do you have to say?

04:39 Oh my god, bro.

04:41 In the United States, we say soccer.

04:44 But abroad, they--

04:46 I don't know what they say because they

04:48 don't know the language.

04:49 They say football.

04:51 They say football.

04:52 You like to travel?

04:53 Yes, I do.

04:54 You like to travel?

04:55 I'm not really originally--

04:56 You like to travel?

04:57 Yes.

04:57 You're a legal migrant.

05:00 What do you mean I'm a legal migrant?

05:01 You are.

05:02 Fuck is-- what do you mean I'm a legal migrant?

05:05 You legally migrate around the world.

05:07 Is that racist?

05:08 I think so.

05:08 You like to travel?

05:13 Yeah.

05:14 Have you been to New York?

05:16 Yeah, I've been to New York.

05:17 Really?

05:17 Yeah, I have, one time.

05:19 What about New England?

05:20 Have you been to New England?

05:23 That's a football team.

05:25 He's taking a piss.

05:27 Why do all these places have to have new in it?

05:29 You mind if we do a new segment presented by Raising Canes?

05:32 Yeah, go ahead.

05:33 OK, I'm going to say a new thing,

05:35 and you tell me if you like it.

05:37 Got it?

05:38 Depicks.

05:39 New Depicks?

05:42 What is that?

05:42 New Depicks.

05:44 I don't know what that is.

05:45 You can move on.

05:45 Why are you talking like codes?

05:47 Like, you talking like syllables.

05:49 Do you want me to stop talking in syllables?

05:51 I will.

05:52 No, like you talk like in language arts.

05:56 You like Lenny Balls?

05:57 He's a weird guy.

06:00 If TikTok takes over and we become the China-ited States

06:03 of America--

06:04 If what?

06:05 If TikTok does take over and we become the China-ited States

06:08 of America--

06:09 China States of America.

06:10 What will you eat?

06:12 What would I eat?

06:16 China's-- God, I can't.

06:21 Oh, my brain.

06:23 Oh, you massage it so fucking well, bro.

06:28 God damn, I just can't.

06:29 You want one from Lenny Balls?

06:30 He's the most misogynist guy I know.

06:33 Yeah, do it, please.

06:34 What?

06:35 Massage my ass.

06:35 OK.

06:43 China States become the China States of America.

06:47 I eat rice and--

06:48 rice and chicken, I guess.

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