Sundae Conversation with Tyson Fury

Barstool Sports

9/17/2023

Caleb Pressley | Sundae Conversation

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00:00 The slimmest, cutest, heavyweight of all time,

00:05 Glennie Balls.

00:07 - 'Sup, man?

00:08 - Trying to take my title of being the skinniest,

00:11 fattest dude on the earth.

00:13 Not happy.

00:14 - You did kind of give me a dead fish handshake too

00:16 when you walked in.

00:17 - In the United States, you know what we call people

00:19 who do dead fish handshakes?

00:20 - Pussies.

00:21 - Yeah, that's what we say.

00:24 He beat me to the...

00:26 - Punch.

00:27 No pun intended.

00:29 - I did, I intended it.

00:30 How tall are you?

00:34 - Tall enough to have seven kids.

00:37 - You have what?

00:38 - About seven kids.

00:40 - What was the thought process behind having seven kids?

00:44 Horny?

00:44 - Yeah, you could say I'm a pretty horny devil.

00:47 - Really?

00:47 - A horny little bastard.

00:48 Well, you know my numbers are like seven times a day,

00:52 masturbation.

00:52 - What?

00:53 - That's what I wank seven times a day.

00:55 - You choke the chicken seven times a day?

00:57 - Yeah, but I'm trying to get it up

00:58 because I've been told they're rookie numbers.

01:00 - Do you ever worry that you'll kill the chicken?

01:03 - No, chicken never dies.

01:04 Chicken's strong like blood.

01:06 - Jealous, dude.

01:07 - Yep.

01:08 - So if our interview goes for too long,

01:09 will you jack off right here during the interview?

01:11 - No, I'll have to go out and do two somewhere.

01:13 I always order a couple of spare rooms.

01:16 - You order spare rooms just so you can masturbate?

01:18 You're the master.

01:19 - When I first started with this masturbation

01:23 seven times a day,

01:24 - Yeah, right.

01:24 - I didn't get to the numbers that I really wanted.

01:29 - All right, sad.

01:30 - And obviously that's sad.

01:33 That's what we call losing, where I'm from.

01:37 - You're not a loser, you just lost.

01:39 - Mm-hmm, yeah.

01:41 Which is quite sickening, really.

01:44 However, no matter how many times you get put down,

01:46 you gotta keep getting back up and keep moving forward.

01:49 - And which head is that advice for?

01:50 Your top head?

01:52 - Both heads.

01:53 - Both heads.

01:54 - Both heads, yeah.

01:55 - You're a reality star.

01:59 - I am, I am.

02:01 But although Netflix didn't wanna film the whole reality.

02:04 - So the show's bullshit, is that what you're saying?

02:06 - Proper bullshit, yeah.

02:07 - You're saying your show's bullshit.

02:08 - I said, "You need to film me taking a shit,

02:10 "you need to film me having a shower,

02:11 "you need to film me in the bath."

02:13 And they said, "Nope, can't do it, sorry."

02:14 - Maybe their camera wasn't big enough.

02:16 - Maybe it wasn't, or maybe they didn't have a minute lens.

02:19 That could've zimmed in enough.

02:20 - Is your show scripted, like wrestling?

02:22 - Nope, no scripts.

02:24 - Is your show fixed, like boxing?

02:26 - No fix.

02:27 - When you showed every single person in the world

02:29 what your house looks like and where it is,

02:32 I guess my question is, do you have any messages

02:34 for the trespassers who are gonna go in your house

02:35 during your next fight when they know you're not there?

02:37 - The thing is, I just say, "Everybody welcome,

02:39 "have a free-for-all, take everything I've got

02:41 "because it's insured and I can get new."

02:44 - 'Cause you're rich.

02:45 - Stinking rich.

02:47 I'm a die trying to spend this shit.

02:49 - So let's talk about the real reason we're here,

02:53 which is...

02:54 - Are you gonna tell the audience?

03:04 - I thought you were gonna step in there.

03:06 About boxing, your fight.

03:07 Boxing.

03:08 It's, it's...

03:10 - Is this a boxing interview?

03:12 - You ever think about getting in shape for a fight?

03:15 - Nope, never.

03:16 That's insulting, isn't it, to say that, getting shape.

03:20 You know, a lot of these fighters,

03:21 they wanna be like bodybuilders and look ripped and that,

03:24 but I always rocked the dad bod and, you know,

03:26 the bald head, fat, white as anything.

03:30 Looked absolutely disgusting from the top off.

03:32 And then when I knock out a good-looking six-pack,

03:34 it's like, "What the fuck, dude?

03:36 "What the fuck just happened?"

03:38 - How do you do it?

03:39 - Crack 'em on the jaw and down they go.

03:41 You can't put muscles on the chin.

03:43 - Are you the baddest man on the planet?

03:45 - Me?

03:46 So it would seem.

03:49 - What do these three sounds mean to you?

03:52 Kim, Jung, Un.

03:54 - What do they mean to me?

03:57 - Mm-hmm.

03:58 - Not a lot.

03:59 - What about this sound?

04:02 [imitates farting]

04:04 That was Putin.

04:05 - Also, not a lot.

04:10 - I guess let's talk about the actual fight itself.

04:13 You're fighting against Francis Nagano.

04:15 - Yep.

04:16 - He's pretty cool.

04:19 But you seem to be just as cool or cooler.

04:21 - He's not gonna last.

04:22 His body's too good.

04:24 I told you about these ripped bodies.

04:26 - He has too much semen inside his body.

04:28 - I'm not sure about the semen,

04:29 but he's got too many muscles and he looks too good.

04:32 And when I felt him like this.

04:34 - How did you feel him?

04:35 - A little bit like this.

04:36 You know how we do it.

04:38 - Of course.

04:39 - In the trade.

04:39 And he was all hard.

04:41 - He was hard.

04:41 - As I was feeling him, yeah.

04:43 - He's excited to fight you.

04:43 - Obviously.

04:44 But he was hard and it was a...

04:48 I knew he's not gonna win because his body's too good.

04:51 - Do you mind if we do a new shit-talking segment

04:55 sponsored by Dude Wipes?

04:57 - Yeah, go for it.

04:58 - We know that you're a great shit-talker.

04:59 That's part of being a great fighter.

05:01 But I think, it's my opinion,

05:04 that what makes the true great shit-talkers

05:06 is their ability to not only say the first comment,

05:10 but have a great comeback.

05:11 - Yeah.

05:12 - Do you agree with that?

05:13 - Yep.

05:14 - So this is a new shit-talking segment

05:14 sponsored by Dude Wipes.

05:15 I'm gonna say some shit-talk to you

05:18 and you just come back right at my face.

05:20 - Yep.

05:21 - Okay.

05:22 - You ready?

05:23 - Yep.

05:24 - You got a stupid looking face.

05:26 - So do you.

05:28 - Okay.

05:32 (dramatic music)

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