Sundae Conversation with Sexyy Red

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10/29/2023

Caleb Pressley | Sundae Conversation

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00:00 Sexy, red.

00:02 - That's me.

00:05 Oh, help me out.

00:08 - You IPO'd your private parts.

00:09 - What that mean?

00:11 - You took 'em public.

00:12 - No, I didn't.

00:13 - You talk about 'em all the time.

00:14 - 'Cause I said my booty all brown.

00:16 - And what else did you say?

00:17 - My coochie pink.

00:18 - Is that a medical term?

00:21 - Coochie, no.

00:22 That's just something we say in the hood.

00:24 - Really?

00:25 - Which I be saying.

00:25 And y'all can remember.

00:28 - For what?

00:28 - Coochies, which I call 'em.

00:30 - We say vulva.

00:31 - Stop it.

00:32 Y'all don't say that shit.

00:35 Vulva.

00:36 I've been looking up a vulva.

00:38 That's a coochie.

00:39 - It's like a coochie, basically.

00:40 - Vulva.

00:41 - Vulva.

00:42 - Pertaining to the vulva, the female external genital.

00:45 I never heard of that.

00:48 That's your people.

00:50 - And when you say that, your people, you mean what?

00:53 - Your people.

00:53 - Like who?

00:54 - You.

00:55 - Sexist red?

00:56 - Yep.

00:58 - Yeah.

00:59 - Y'all come here now.

01:01 - When you got a mustache ring.

01:03 - I got a mustache ring.

01:04 - Huh?

01:05 - That's kind of rude.

01:06 - What do you mean?

01:07 - I got a mustache.

01:08 - I said ring.

01:09 - What's a mustache ring?

01:11 - What's this one?

01:12 - The Medusa.

01:13 - The Medusa.

01:13 - Yeah.

01:14 It's about a mustache ring.

01:15 - What kind of rings do you want?

01:20 You want a wedding ring?

01:22 - Yeah.

01:23 - Are you looking for a man?

01:24 - No.

01:25 - Why not?

01:26 - They find me.

01:27 - Really?

01:28 Where at?

01:29 - In the hood, on a block.

01:31 - Are they the only ones looking for you?

01:33 - The hood niggas.

01:34 - Yeah.

01:35 - No, everybody be looking for me.

01:36 - FBI?

01:37 - Maybe.

01:38 - CIA?

01:39 - Maybe.

01:40 - ASS?

01:41 - ASS, ass.

01:43 I don't fuck with bitches.

01:44 - Why not?

01:45 - I don't like pussy.

01:46 - Really?

01:47 - Mm, they stink.

01:48 They stink.

01:50 - They stink.

01:50 - Mm-hmm.

01:51 - You mind if we do a new segment sponsored by Stacker 2?

01:55 - Is you paying me?

01:56 - Mm-hmm.

01:57 - How much money?

01:58 - I'm gonna give you a phrase,

01:59 and you tell me, am I talking about baseball,

02:03 or am I talking about recreational drugs?

02:06 - Okay.

02:07 - Safe.

02:09 - You talking about baseball.

02:10 - Thanks.

02:13 Free base.

02:14 - That sound like some drugs.

02:16 - Baseball.

02:17 He stepped on the bag.

02:20 - That sound like some drugs.

02:21 - Baseball.

02:22 - What bag?

02:23 - What about this one?

02:25 Pass that needle.

02:26 - You know that's drugs.

02:27 - No, that's baseball.

02:28 - What needle is in baseball?

02:29 - Steroids.

02:30 - No.

02:33 They can't do that.

02:34 I ain't gonna lie, I don't watch baseball.

02:36 - What?

02:37 - It's big where we from, but like, I mean,

02:41 I don't do all that shit.

02:44 - You love baseball.

02:45 - No, I don't.

02:46 - You hate painting.

02:47 - No, I like painting.

02:48 - What's the best part about paint?

02:50 Huffing it?

02:51 Stiffing it?

02:53 - You can, you do all that.

02:56 That's where your mind is, in the gutter.

02:58 - I'm from the gutter.

02:59 - You ain't from no gutter.

03:01 You're funny.

03:04 - Seriously though, you're blowing up.

03:08 - Yeah.

03:09 - Toilets?

03:10 - Maybe.

03:11 Now let's skip past that.

03:13 - How many BMs is the right amount for one person?

03:17 - You only need one baby mama.

03:18 - BM, bowel movement.

03:21 - Oh, I thought you said baby mama.

03:22 I mean, I think it's cool with that.

03:25 - You're sexy red.

03:26 - Sexy red's booty hole is?

03:29 - Brown.

03:29 - And everyone knows that.

03:30 - Yeah.

03:31 - Why do they know that?

03:32 - 'Cause it's true.

03:33 - How do you know, mirror or flexible?

03:35 - Both.

03:37 And I be having my phone going like this.

03:39 You do that?

03:40 - No.

03:41 - Why not?

03:42 - I haven't got around to taking asshole nudes yet.

03:44 - You don't be looking at yourself down there?

03:45 - No, I haven't.

03:46 - Booty holes?

03:49 - Brown.

03:50 - You wipe?

03:51 - Yeah.

03:52 That don't mean your booty hole

03:53 is not gonna be brown 'cause you wipe.

03:55 Everybody is two-toned, right or wrong.

03:58 Or is you just one color?

04:01 - Don't you think that people should be judged

04:03 based on the merit of their character

04:04 rather than their color?

04:06 - No.

04:07 If it's an ugly, nasty color

04:09 and it look this color right, then no.

04:11 Yeah, I'm judging.

04:13 - Is red your natural hair color or that's a surgery?

04:16 - Yeah, it's my natural hair color.

04:17 - Do you worry though that making red your brand,

04:20 do you worry you back yourself into a corner?

04:22 - Nah, why you say that?

04:24 - What if in the future, red becomes affiliated

04:27 with some type of violent, criminal,

04:30 nationwide organization?

04:33 - It already is.

04:35 - What?

04:35 - Bloods.

04:36 It don't make me none of them of mine.

04:42 - What about all these other female rappers?

04:45 You wanna kill them?

04:46 - Do I wanna kill them?

04:48 I'm gonna let them keep watching me turn up.

04:50 - Beyonce has the beehive.

04:52 Nicki Minaj has the Barbies.

04:55 What are Sexy Reds fans called?

04:57 - Hoochie babies.

04:58 - Hoochie babies.

04:59 - 'Cause I'm a hoochie mama.

05:00 I'm they mother.

05:01 - What if they didn't want them to call hoochies?

05:03 - They the ones came up with the name.

05:04 I ain't even feeling the name.

05:06 I would've said some other shit.

05:07 - What would you have said?

05:08 - I don't know.

05:09 - What if we come up with a name for your fans

05:11 that you would like?

05:13 - I don't know what I would call them right now.

05:14 - Yeah, this will do.

05:15 I'm gonna say a few things that could be red

05:17 and you tell me if this works or it doesn't work.

05:20 - Okay.

05:22 The lobsters.

05:23 - The lobsters, no.

05:24 I don't even like lobsters.

05:27 - Okay.

05:28 - Hell no.

05:29 - Moving on.

05:30 - Yeah.

05:31 - The communists.

05:32 - Is that a yes or a no?

05:33 - It's a fuck no.

05:35 Let me see, define.

05:36 A person who supports or believes

05:41 in the principles of communism.

05:43 You can't use the word in the definition.

05:47 - We agree on that.

05:48 - Okay, I still don't know what it mean.

05:50 - What about this?

05:51 - The Miranda rights.

05:52 - No, that's probably shit.

05:55 - They gotta be red.

05:56 What about her piece?

06:00 - What?

06:01 Fuck no.

06:02 - It's like it's yours, like her piece.

06:05 - That's what we're gonna call your fans.

06:07 - Both of them?

06:08 - Her piece.

06:08 - Well, it sounds like it, it's STDs or something.

06:11 - You know it do.

06:12 You sick for that.

06:13 (laughing)

06:15 (dramatic music)

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