Brigitte Kaandorp: Kunst | movie | 1992 | Official Clip - video Dailymotion

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Registration of the fourth solo program by the Dutch comedian Brigitte Kaandorp. | dG1fa3NmMVhtUTVLRW8

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00:00 Poor thing, right?

00:02 Do you know what my hitman had this week?

00:11 That was also so sad.

00:14 There was an ad in the paper.

00:17 It said "This week, meat party."

00:20 And I went to see what meat party was.

00:25 You shouldn't do that.

00:29 No.

00:30 I went to the butcher's.

00:32 And there was the first hitman and his wife.

00:35 And they both put on a happy hat.

00:38 Because of the meat party.

00:42 And you look under the glass of the counter.

00:46 And there are all those dead, empty, bleeding lips.

00:50 On those green, foamy jars.

00:53 With a little insert under it.

00:56 Against the bleeding.

00:59 And those lips are just lying there.

01:02 They can't do anything anymore.

01:04 They don't even know where they've been.

01:06 They can't leave. They're just dead.

01:08 And the hitman's wife has put all those slings around them.

01:12 Around those lips.

01:14 And then they have a meat party.

01:17 Those lips.

01:20 With all of them.

01:22 Fun.

01:26 You have such bad, sad, nasty things.

01:31 I saw something sad recently.

01:44 It was an old man who had to break down on the street.

01:53 Oh.

01:55 Yes, a lot of them.

01:58 Not just one little thing.

02:02 One little thing.

02:04 Like, well, I wasn't like that.

02:06 But really, carrots and bell peppers.

02:09 Chicken fillet, schnitzel, white things.

02:12 Chocolate, or hops.

02:15 You couldn't see that anymore.

02:17 The whole mess came out of their mouths.

02:21 Oh.

02:23 In the middle of a shopping mall.

02:25 Oh.

02:26 On a Saturday afternoon.

02:28 Oh.

02:29 Everyone saw it.

02:30 You could follow that whole trail.

02:33 Of that hitman.

02:35 Oh.

02:36 You turned 83 for that.

02:39 Oh.

02:40 Over his little dog.

02:47 You know that too.

02:50 He was looking up.

02:53 Yes.

02:54 Oh, how nice.

02:56 At his little boss.

02:58 What was going on with his little boss.

03:01 You suddenly got the full load.

03:03 Oh.

03:04 At first you thought it was because it had finished pieces.

03:09 Yes.

03:10 But it wasn't like that.

03:13 Oh.

03:14 Oh.

03:17 And then it was walking over his back.

03:20 And under his back he had a wet spot.

03:24 You know, a wet spot.

03:27 That never closes.

03:29 It was opened with pus and feces.

03:32 An old dog's wet spot.

03:35 And at some point, the 83 year old rat was walking into that spot.

03:40 And it was doing that a lot.

03:43 And then he wanted to lick it off.

03:46 And he just couldn't reach it.

03:49 Oh.

03:50 An old dog.

03:52 Oh.

03:53 And then you were walking around like this.

03:55 Look, look, look, look.

03:57 Look, look, look, look.

03:59 Like this.

04:00 Next to that man.

04:04 And that man kept breaking through.

04:07 Oh.

04:08 Oh, you have such sad, bad things.

04:14 And if you only knew why.

04:17 But you don't know why.

04:21 Maybe you ate something wrong or something.

04:26 Ladies and gentlemen.

04:37 I have been shot in a depression.

04:43 I was shot in at once.

04:46 Honestly, I feel it coming in.

04:50 Cholera flu.

04:54 I could have done my original show just as well.

04:59 If I don't go out, we'll go home in a depression.

05:04 You'll have to see me bumbling to those lanterns.

05:08 I'll have to see them jump into the Amstel.

05:11 [laughter]

05:12 [silence]

05:16 [silence]

05:19 [BLANK_AUDIO]

Brigitte Kaandorp: Kunst | movie | 1992 | Official Clip

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