Brigitte Kaandorp: Laat mij maar even | movie | 1988 | Official Clip - video Dailymotion

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Her second solo theatre program. | dG1fcE9UMW50ZlpKOWc

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00:00 I'll just take everything out.

00:02 Let's see...

00:04 Yeah, I'll be right back.

00:06 Let's see what I have.

00:10 My new shoes.

00:12 I'll put them on in a minute.

00:14 My show jerseys.

00:16 I have three show jerseys, I can choose from.

00:18 This one.

00:25 We don't need knee pads.

00:29 No.

00:31 Let's see...

00:33 This one.

00:35 Oh yeah, my boa is nice.

00:37 I'll put it on in a minute.

00:39 My corsage.

00:41 That's nice too.

00:43 I had to open something, so I had to bring my own ribbon.

00:45 That's ridiculous.

00:47 Let's see...

00:49 I have two show jerseys,

00:51 but I started my show,

00:53 or my tour,

00:55 with a piece of...

00:57 I think 22 or 23 show jerseys.

00:59 But I lost them all.

01:01 Last week I had 12,

01:03 but I lost 10 in one go.

01:05 To a group of

01:07 those edge boys.

01:09 Or edge group boys.

01:11 You know.

01:13 I got off the train,

01:15 and I saw all those show jerseys.

01:17 Some guys came up to me and asked if I could show them.

01:19 I said, sure, thanks.

01:21 So we were all in a line.

01:23 I said, let's go.

01:25 I had to bring my own.

01:27 Yeah.

01:29 I can't get out of this.

01:31 I was angry,

01:35 but I understood.

01:37 I mean,

01:39 those are those guys.

01:41 Those edge boys.

01:43 We never had a chance, and we never will.

01:45 So if you get a chance to bring your own,

01:47 I think it's a good idea.

01:49 Yeah.

01:53 I don't like those edge boys.

01:55 But I often think

01:57 that I don't like those rich boys either.

01:59 I mean, those rich boys.

02:01 They give you a suitcase and say,

02:03 "Look for me tonight."

02:05 I was called up by

02:07 an edge boy.

02:09 He said, "Brigitte,

02:11 are you going to sail with me?"

02:13 I said, "Yeah, I've never sailed before."

02:15 He had a sailboat from his father.

02:17 A boy with a windbreaker.

02:19 He doesn't say anything,

02:21 but he's a boy.

02:23 So we, with the boat,

02:25 with the windbreaker,

02:27 we went through all kinds of ditches

02:29 and ended up on open water.

02:31 He took off the windbreaker,

02:33 and we didn't get it on all day.

02:35 Then we started to sail.

02:37 But then it turned out

02:39 that he couldn't sail very well either.

02:41 We started to paddle

02:43 slowly and sluggishly

02:45 towards Rizzo.

02:47 While you saw all those other sailboats

02:49 sailing in the opposite direction.

02:51 You never know if they're going

02:53 in the direction they want to go.

02:55 But we were going

02:57 a bit sluggishly

02:59 towards Rizzo.

03:01 At some point we were

03:03 in Rizzo,

03:05 on low waves.

03:07 You try to paddle all the time,

03:09 but you get blown over by a windbreaker.

03:11 At some point we were

03:13 stuck between the roots of Rizzo.

03:15 We were sitting

03:17 on a little shelf in the reed.

03:19 It's a joke.

03:21 A word joke.

03:23 I make word jokes as a cabaret singer.

03:25 We were stuck

03:27 in the reed.

03:29 We couldn't get out.

03:31 We were chatting.

03:33 But then it turned out

03:35 that we didn't know each other very well.

03:37 After 15 minutes

03:39 we had already discussed all the topics.

03:41 We were looking at each other

03:43 with a smile.

03:45 We didn't know what to say about the weather.

03:47 But it was beautiful.

03:49 It was an awkward situation.

03:51 It was quiet for a few minutes.

03:53 Then he said,

03:55 "Brigitte, shall we play a game?"

03:57 I said,

03:59 "OK,

04:01 what game do you mean?"

04:03 He said,

04:05 "Well,

04:07 for example,

04:09 that you or I

04:11 or that we

04:13 or that we

04:15 call a water bird

04:17 that comes by."

04:19 I said, "OK,

04:21 that's good."

04:23 Then a duck came by.

04:25 I said, "There goes the duck."

04:27 He said, "That's the duck."

04:29 Then a fowl came by.

04:31 He said, "There goes the fowl."

04:33 I said, "That's the fowl."

04:35 Then a swan came by.

04:37 I said, "There goes the swan."

04:39 He said, "That's the swan."

04:41 Then a cow came by.

04:43 He said, "There goes the cow."

04:45 I said, "That's the cow."

04:47 Then a rooster came by.

04:49 He said, "There goes the rooster."

04:51 I said, "That's the rooster."

04:53 Then a swan came by.

04:55 I said, "That's a swan."

04:57 Anyway, a lot of birds came by.

04:59 That's what I meant.

05:01 So it was going well.

05:03 We were busy for a while.

05:05 Then he said,

05:07 "Watch out, there's the geese."

05:09 [laughter]

05:11 I didn't see it, but I think the Greeks

05:17 were one of the fastest birds in the world.

05:19 [laughter]

05:21 [silence]

05:23 [silence]

05:25 [silence]

05:27 [BLANK_AUDIO]

Brigitte Kaandorp: Laat mij maar even | movie | 1988 | Official Clip

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