Brigitte Kaandorp: ... En Vliegwerk | movie | 1998 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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Registration of the theatre program by the Dutch comedian Brigitte Kaandorp. | dG1fVERMNU5BdUJLbGs

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00:00 Well, yes.

00:02 It's strange how that works in your memory.

00:05 I was with my mother at the V&D.

00:08 And then...

00:10 A cup of coffee or something.

00:13 And then I think, "Oh, if only I could find a Uber at midnight."

00:17 I don't care about that at all.

00:22 It comes up all of a sudden, but I can't use it at all.

00:25 I'm not in Germany, my mother is not German.

00:28 I don't even know if it's for the third or fourth name.

00:31 I don't care about that at all.

00:33 I think that's so stupid of your memory.

00:35 I mean, they can go to the moon, they can make computers,

00:38 but setting your memory a bit profitable,

00:40 so that at the right moment the right information comes up,

00:43 that doesn't seem to work.

00:45 I think that's so stupid.

00:47 A squared plus B squared is C squared.

00:50 I have that a lot too.

00:52 I don't even know what it is.

00:54 No.

00:56 Something with a geodrug or something.

00:59 A law of conservation of energy or something.

01:01 Or Pitagora. I don't know.

01:03 Am I in the kitchen? Am I just cooking? Spaghetti or something?

01:06 And then I think, "A squared plus B squared is C squared."

01:10 I have more of it at that moment, if I know where the salt is,

01:13 but I can't remember that.

01:16 I think that's so crazy.

01:19 A stroke at Nieuwpoort, 1600.

01:22 I have that at least once a month.

01:25 I'm on the bike.

01:29 And then I think, "A stroke at Nieuwpoort, 1600.

01:32 I don't even know who against whom.

01:35 No idea.

01:37 I don't even know if it was Napoleon or Hitler.

01:40 I don't know.

01:42 For me it was 1500, 1800, 1330, whatever.

01:45 I don't even know where.

01:47 Oh, yeah.

01:49 Yeah, well.

01:52 That's crazy.

01:54 Or things like, "Signs appear, remain, are, are, are, and occur."

02:00 It's a spelling rule, but I don't remember why.

02:03 And if you can remember why, the rules have changed.

02:07 So things like, "Signs appear, remain, are, are, and occur."

02:10 You can just guess.

02:12 But you don't get it from your hard disk.

02:14 No.

02:16 It just stays there.

02:18 And the older you get, the more nonsense comes up.

02:21 Once again.

02:23 And that's not even the worst thing.

02:26 You know what I find the most annoying?

02:28 Sometimes you have to know something quickly.

02:31 You need something quickly, but you know it's in there.

02:34 It's been in there for a long time, and it won't come out.

02:37 You're like, "God, what's her name? God, who is she?

02:39 That woman with the hair, the glasses, the yellow T-shirt,

02:42 the thing, the hiking shoes, the hair."

02:45 Well, well, well, well, well, well.

02:50 Well, that's not a good example, Marg.

02:55 I've only known you for ten minutes, you know.

02:58 But you also have people you've known for years.

03:00 You just can't remember.

03:01 For example, recently I couldn't remember

03:03 the name of my brother's sister's fiancée.

03:05 I couldn't remember.

03:06 And it's my own boyfriend, by the way.

03:08 [laughter]

03:09 [silence]

03:13 [silence]

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Brigitte Kaandorp: ... En Vliegwerk | movie | 1998 | Official Trailer

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