- 25/07/2023
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00:00 [music]
00:04 Sports Jock and Chad, we're back. Now don't tell me
00:08 Sports Jock took pickings over Kearney?
00:12 Chad, if you don't want me to tell you, I won't tell you. Change of subject.
00:16 [laughter]
00:20 Here's a topic for the Sports Jock. Arlen High's very own senior running back, Ricky Suggs.
00:24 Shh! Everybody drink quiet.
00:28 I was at the Arroyo Diner and Ricky was the only thing
00:32 anyone was talking about. That is, except for the Arroyo's
00:36 lime ambrosia. Mmm-mmm. I call that uptown
00:40 good eating. You know, if Ricky keeps up this pace, he'll
00:44 capture the career touchdown record, which I might add has stood
00:48 for over 20 years. Well, it looks like we've got our Sports Jock
00:52 and Chad question of the day. Who currently holds that record?
00:56 And here's the tricky part. What position did he play?
01:00 Winner gets a Sports Jock t-shirt and dinner for two at the Arroyo
01:04 uptown. We're Sports Jock and Chad, Two Faces,
01:08 Better Off in Radio. We'll be right back.
01:12 Yo, man, I'm down at the dang old Bealdow tree.
01:16 The dang old Fence of Lime.
01:20 [music]
01:24 (upbeat music)
01:26, - I don't want to miss it if Ricky ties my record.
01:56 I'm going to the little lineman room now.
02:00 - This record is all Bill's got.
02:04 Should we rock, paper, scissors to see who keeps him
02:07 from killing himself in the bathroom?
02:09 - Well, he seems okay.
02:12 - And the current champion.
02:14 - Who is it?
02:15 I'm out of focus.
02:17 Focus me Hank.
02:18 - It's Ricky.
02:19 He's going to take it back all the way.
02:21 (whistle blows)
02:23 - Woo hoo.
02:24 Way to go Ricky.
02:26 Ricky Ray.
02:27 - And that ties the record for career touchdown
02:31 currently held by class of '74,
02:33 Bill Dumfries who's here in the stands tonight.
02:37 Let's give 'em both a hand.
02:39 (audience cheers)
02:42 - You the man Ricky.
02:49 - Well, I don't think we have to worry about Bill.
02:53 (guitar music)
02:56 - I've never done a radio interview before,
02:58 but hardly a week goes by that I don't do a telephone survey
03:02 about my long distance service.
03:05 - Bill, I'm not trying to make you nervous,
03:07 but this is the sports jock and Chad.
03:10 - No, I just see it like talking to some old friends.
03:14 Excuse me.
03:16 (retching)
03:22 - Maybe I need a minute.
03:23 (phone ringing)
03:28 - Okay, this is it.
03:30 - Hello, sports jock.
03:34 - Hello, Chad.
03:35 - Hey, hold on, we got a little feedback here.
03:39 Is your radio on, Bill?
03:41 - Say no, say no.
03:43 - Hell, it would just tear me up
03:45 if some young buck was about to get my record.
03:48 Some folks drink, but I find what's best for what ails me
03:51 is to head on down to the Arroyo Diner
03:54 for their delicious chicken fried steak
03:56 just soppin' in cream gravy.
03:58 - Mm, that is uptown.
04:00 But let's get back to Bill.
04:02 - I like the yam biscuits.
04:04 - Bill, our listeners wanna hear about your record.
04:07 - Oh, yeah.
04:08 It was 1974, and we were playing the Wahatchee Cowboys.
04:14 The ball was on the three yard line with five seconds left.
04:20 We needed a touchdown to win,
04:23 and that's when Coach called for the Bill Dozer.
04:27 (rock music)
04:30 (cow mooing)
04:34 (cheering)
04:40 (rock music)
04:44 - Let's take a hike.
04:45 (rock music)
04:48 (cheering)
04:53 - Yep, chipped my spine on that play.
05:00 - Well, look at Bill, lucky dog.
05:07 You know, the principal comped his ticket.
05:10 Almost makes me wish some kid
05:12 would make a run at one of my records.
05:14 (laughing)
05:15 Eh, won't ever happen.
05:17 (fanfare music)
05:18 - Ricky Suggs gets the handoff,
05:21 this could be it!
05:22 (whistle blowing)
05:23 Oh, what a hit!
05:24 Suggs is down.
05:26 - Looks like it's his knee.
05:31 Boy, if he wasn't playing on St. Augustine grass,
05:34 that, ugh, I don't even wanna think about it.
05:37 (clapping)
05:40 - Wingo!
05:42 (laughing)
05:43 For a second I thought I was the only one
05:45 who was happy about Ricky being hurt.
05:48 (clapping)
05:51 She said it.
05:52 (rock music)
05:56 (cow mooing)
05:58 - Ricky Suggs, I was so sorry to hear about your injury.
06:06 Torn ACL?
06:07 You are lucky you are not a horse, young man.
06:09 - Doctors say I'm out for the season.
06:11 - Oh, please, what do doctors know?
06:14 A doctor told me I might not walk again.
06:17 Well, not only am I walking,
06:19 I hear his marriage has gone south too.
06:22 - Yeah, okay.
06:24 - That's the attitude.
06:25 Now get over there and spot me, Ricky.
06:28 - That Bennett boy's a horse, all right.
06:30 And wait 'til he hits junior high.
06:32 - Oh yeah, he can play football.
06:35 - Sports Jock, this is not a rumor.
06:38 Ricky Suggs back in action this Friday.
06:42 - Funkin' Wagonel, he'll be going
06:44 for the touchdown record against Hentoff.
06:46 That kid is uptown all the way.
06:49 - One week after a torn ACL.
06:52 - Only Ricky and I know how tough it is to get this far.
06:56 He won't let anything stand in his way.
07:00 Yep, I remember hemorrhage and embolism,
07:05 even detached retina.
07:08 It sounded scary, but when you smell the goal line,
07:11 they're only words, just words.
07:16 - Let's get moving.
07:24 - Why are you in such a hurry
07:25 to witness Bill's soul-shattering collapse
07:28 when Ricky Suggs crosses that goal line?
07:31 - Have you been talking to Dale
07:32 because he's saying the same thing?
07:34 - You both think Bill will be depressed.
07:37 Well, I tell you what, I am impressed
07:39 with the way Bill has handled this
07:41 with sportsmanship and dignity.
07:43 - Does this finger go with these short pants?
07:47 (upbeat music)
07:48 (whistle blows)
07:50 - You die, man!
07:52 You die, man!
07:53 I'm sorry, I got cotton candy in your hair.
08:00 (whistle blows)
08:01 - And Darlin has a first at goal.
08:04 Time out for a substitution.
08:07 It's Ricky Suggs coming in to break the record
08:11 for most career touchdowns.
08:13 (crowd cheering)
08:16 - What a competitor.
08:18 Wow, look at him.
08:20 He can barely walk.
08:21 Boy, I tell you what, if that boy doesn't make it
08:24 in the NFL, he's got a job at Strickland Propane,
08:28 pending Mr. Strickland's approval.
08:30 - Ricky!
08:31 Ricky!
08:32 Ricky!
08:33 Ricky!
08:34 Ricky!
08:35 Ricky!
08:36 Ricky!
08:37 Ricky!
08:38 (Ricky grunting)
08:40 (Ricky grunting)
08:43 - Thanks.
08:46 (crowd cheering)
08:52 - Nobody's trying to tackle him.
08:53 They're letting him score.
08:54 - What?
08:55 What?
08:56 - Ricky Suggs!
08:57 (whistle blows)
08:58 The new touchdown record holder!
09:01 Hey!
09:02 Now they're carrying him in
09:04 for the two-point conversion too much!
09:07 (crowd cheering)
09:10 - May God have mercy on you all.
09:14 - Now that Ricky has broken the record,
09:16 Arlen will allow his son to score a makeup touchdown.
09:20 (crowd cheering)
09:24 - I'd like to thank everyone who made this possible.
09:26 My coach, God, and the school board.
09:30 I also want to thank Mr. Dimitrov
09:32 for taking such good care of the trophy ball.
09:35 - Well, it's goodbye, dear.
09:42 (crowd cheering)
09:45 Yep.
09:52 Said yep.
09:55 - Bill, there's being a good sport
09:58 and then there's just plain being cheated.
10:01 - I don't know.
10:02 Everybody seemed real happy about Ricky breaking the record.
10:06 - Oh, man is down on six o'clock sharp, man.
10:08 I'm down with sports jock Chad and come on.
10:11 - Now don't go saying the sports jock should be fitted
10:13 for a skirt and some of them pretty hoop earrings,
10:16 but I got a tear in my eye last night
10:19 watching Ricky break that record.
10:21 - What?
10:23 A sports jock maybe, but Chad?
10:26 (Chad sighs)
10:28 - Come on, isn't anyone gonna say
10:30 what we all better be thinking?
10:33 - It's an outrage.
10:35 - That's right, Dale.
10:36 - I am outraged.
10:40 I really am.
10:42 - Bill, if we feel this cheated,
10:44 I can't imagine how bad you must feel.
10:46 - No, I feel bad I couldn't help Ricky
10:48 across the line, of course.
10:50 - Oh, for the love of...
10:52 - You don't understand.
10:54 You know, I never really appreciated my record
10:57 till Ricky broke it.
10:58 I think I'll send him a thank you note.
11:00 Yeah.
11:02 No, no.
11:02 You know what I'm gonna do?
11:04 I'm gonna bake him some muffins.
11:07 Yeah, some.
11:08 All right then, I'll see you tomorrow.
11:11 (somber music)
11:16 (bell dings)
11:18 (door opens)
11:21 (door closes)
11:22 (door slams)
11:25 (water drips)
11:27 (keyboard clacks)
11:31 (Chad sighs)
11:34 - Well, I'll still listen to the traffic and weather report
11:38 and the fishing report, but that's it.
11:41 I have had it with the sports jerk
11:44 and, uh, Chad.
11:47 - Hank, facts are facts.
11:49 And the fact is that boy would have blown the old record
11:51 out of the water if he didn't get hurt.
11:53 - Well, I don't know why you're so mad, Hank.
11:55 If the fat bald guy who had the record doesn't care,
11:58 why should you?
11:59 - His name is Bill.
12:01 You played on his team.
12:03 - That was Bill?
12:04 Good Lord.
12:06 - Megalo screws?
12:09 Hank.
12:10 - I couldn't give the hardware store my business.
12:13 - Not with Ricky Sugg's fever infecting the place.
12:16 - 952.
12:19 - 53.
12:20 - Hey, I'm setting a new world's record.
12:24 - Well, that's real good, Bobby,
12:25 but I think you have to start over when you fall off.
12:28 - (scoffs) I'll be honest with you, Dad.
12:31 I'm not in the best shape
12:34 and this is the only way I'm gonna make it.
12:37 (grunts)
12:39 - 955.
12:42 - Wait, how many was that?
12:44 - Let's call it an even thousand.
12:47 - Dang it, Bobby, that's not how you set a record.
12:50 - Okay.
12:51 One.
12:54 One.
12:56 One.
12:59 Oh, forget it.
13:03 - That Ricky Suggs.
13:05 I can't believe they let him limp his way
13:07 into the record book.
13:09 - Poor Bill.
13:10 He was living in his past and that boy has stolen it.
13:15 Where is Bill supposed to live now?
13:17 - Mr. Chairman, I would like to respectfully suggest
13:22 that you put an asterisk next to Ricky Sugg's name
13:26 in the record book.
13:27 And that asterisk should read,
13:30 this record was attained by means of fraud
13:33 and bad sportsmanship.
13:36 Thank you.
13:40 - That suggestion is denied, Mr. Hill.
13:43 Ricky Suggs is an inspiration to us all.
13:47 Now onto more important matters.
13:49 My motion to add fatty fatty boombalatty
13:52 to the list of unacceptable hate speech.
13:54 (knocking)
13:57 (somber music)
14:02 (footsteps)
14:04 - Remember when we used to run wind sprints out here
14:16 till we couldn't stop throwing up?
14:19 - Mm-hmm.
14:20 When we were kings, Hank.
14:22 - You okay?
14:24 - No, sure.
14:26 Good sport doesn't whine when things don't go his way.
14:29 - Yeah, but good sports play by the rules.
14:33 You did, they didn't.
14:35 Hey, how about that time we snuck into the stadium
14:39 and mowed the whole field before the groundskeeper could?
14:43 Oh, the look on his face right before we apologized.
14:48 (laughing)
14:50 - Yeah, we were crazy.
14:53 I can thank the army for straightening me out.
14:56 - Yeah, you were a changed man when you came back.
15:00 - Oh yeah, I may not have made it to Vietnam
15:03 since the war ended right after I volunteered,
15:06 but barber school at Fort Bragg,
15:09 baptism by fire, my friend.
15:12 - Yeah, it's too bad you had to ship out
15:15 before the end of our last season.
15:17 - Well, country needed barbers
15:19 and I was flunking trigonometry.
15:23 - Huh, you weren't around at graduation.
15:26 - Or senior prom.
15:28 What's there dancing?
15:34 - Coach, what happens if a player gets injured
15:40 or can't finish his season?
15:41 - Well, we redshirt him
15:43 and then let him make up the games the next season.
15:45 - What if he's out for a couple seasons?
15:47 - Well, as long as he hadn't graduated,
15:49 he keeps his eligibility and plays the next season.
15:52 - But what if he's out for 25 seasons?
15:55 - Oh, Hank, find a pickup game.
15:58 - I'm talking about William Fontaine de la Tour d'Autrive,
16:03 the buildozer.
16:05 He still has redshirt eligibility.
16:08 He didn't finish his senior season
16:10 and you can put him in Friday's game.
16:12 - Are you asking me to slice another piece of phony baloney
16:15 like they made me at last week's game?
16:17 - No, I'm not asking you to fix the game.
16:19 I'm asking you to fix an injustice.
16:22 Just put Bill in
16:23 and let him get his record back fair and square.
16:26 Let's show those kids how we used to play football.
16:29 - I'd have to cut somebody.
16:31 - You got that exchange student who kicks barefoot.
16:36 Think we've all had enough of that.
16:39 - I can play again?
16:41 Thank God I never graduated from high school.
16:45 Hey, do I have to go to class too?
16:47 - Come on, Bill, you're on the football team.
16:50 Just like the old days.
16:51 (upbeat music)
16:57 There it is, my old uniform.
17:09 Haven't worn it since my 30th birthday party.
17:12 - Suit up, buildozer.
17:14 (growling)
17:19 - Hank, how did my head get so fat?
17:22 (clears throat)
17:24 I don't know, Hank.
17:25 I'm still an athlete.
17:27 I got my pride.
17:28 I'm not sure how I feel about the other team
17:30 just rolling over for me.
17:33 - Well, don't you worry about that.
17:35 Belton has the toughest defensive line in the division.
17:38 You know the whole first string flunked history last year
17:41 so they could come back and go to state?
17:43 - Hmm.
17:44 - They'll never roll over.
17:46 - No.
17:47 Good.
17:48 - Bobby, success on the field
17:52 depends on hard work off the field.
17:55 That's why I run a tough practice but a fun practice.
17:59 Now watch this.
18:00 Hey, Bill, what's that over there?
18:02 - Where?
18:03 (laughing)
18:04 - Made you look.
18:05 (laughing)
18:06 Okay, let's hit the tackling sled.
18:09 Bobby, go help Boomhauer.
18:11 (growling)
18:16 (grunting)
18:18 Go, Bill, go, go!
18:22 Okay, Bobby, start taunting.
18:26 - Hey, better, better, better, school.
18:28 Wait, no.
18:29 Come on, you old tub of slop.
18:32 Move your can.
18:33 (grunting)
18:35 - Oh, man.
18:44 - That's it, Hank.
18:46 This bulldozer's out of gas.
18:49 I can either train or I can play,
18:52 but I can't do both.
18:55 - All right, hit the showers.
18:57 - Too tired.
18:59 - I'll get the hose.
19:00 - When I crossed that goal line and set the record,
19:06 I didn't do it just for me.
19:08 I did it for my girlfriend.
19:10 - I love you, Ricky.
19:12 - Ricky?
19:13 - And for everyone here at Arlen High.
19:16 (audience applauding)
19:18 Just an old man crybaby.
19:20 Probably gonna cost us a game.
19:21 - Whoa, okay, thank you, Ricky.
19:23 - Ricky Suggs!
19:25 - Okay, now settle down, class of ought one.
19:29 We have a new addition to the team.
19:31 (audience cheering)
19:33 Hey, now this guy was setting football records
19:35 before you were born.
19:37 He fought for your freedom in North Carolina during NAMM.
19:41 I'm honored to introduce the bulldozer.
19:45 (audience applauding)
19:48 Darling number one!
19:53 Hey, where's the party tonight?
20:00 Anyone's parents out of town?
20:03 - Who is it?
20:04 - Hey, my parents aren't even alive.
20:10 Party in my place, yeah!
20:12 Okay.
20:18 - Okay, everybody, huddle up.
20:26 ♪ Arlen High, we honor thee ♪
20:31 ♪ The legacy of bravery ♪
20:34 - Aw, come on, guys.
20:38 Too cool to sing the school song?
20:40 - We changed it back in '97.
20:43 - It's a candle in the wind now.
20:47 - Oh, Marilyn Monroe or England's Rose.
20:49 - Let's see some blocking now.
20:53 (whistle blowing)
20:56 (grunting)
20:58 - If we could just get into scoring position,
21:03 we'd get to see Bill put in the game.
21:07 (whistle blowing)
21:09 - Don't have a heart attack, mister.
21:11 - Aspirin this morning, red wine last night.
21:14 Don't worry about me.
21:15 (whistle blowing)
21:17 - Bill!
21:18 - Boom, boom, ziya!
21:21 - Sure is, Bobby.
21:22 Narlen's in scoring position.
21:24 - Okay, Bill, we may not have their youth or speed
21:29 or performance enhancing drugs,
21:31 but we got something they don't, guts.
21:36 Go out there and get us a touchdown, Billdozer.
21:39 - I guess we're giving it to Mr. Dautreve.
21:46 - Just don't step on me.
21:48 - Now, in the backfield corner,
21:51 let's bring in the number 72 out of retirement,
21:55 Army Sergeant Marver Bill, the Billdozer, Dautreve!
21:59 - Hey, that's the Billdozer growl.
22:04 - I think that's the Billdozer.
22:06 - Down,
22:07 set,
22:10 hut!
22:10 (dramatic music)
22:13 (growling)
22:15 - I'm open, I'm open!
22:44 (dramatic music)
22:46 - No!
22:47 (whistle blowing)
23:09 - Touchdown!
23:10 (groaning)
23:13 - No fair!
23:15 Asterisk, asterisk!
23:16 - Way to go, Mr. Dautreve!
23:21 My dad said you were good.
23:23 - You did it, Bill, way to go!
23:29 - I scored for Arlen?
23:31 - Yep, and you tied the record.
23:32 There's still time on the clock.
23:34 If Arlen gets the ball again, you can get the record back.
23:37 - Uh,
23:39 when Ricky tied my record, he did it fair and square.
23:44 I am honored to share it with him.
23:47 Oh, besides, I can't get up.
23:49 Thank you, Hank.
23:55 I couldn't have done this without you.
23:57 - No, sir, you the man.
24:00 - No, you the man!
24:01 I can't point, Hank.
24:06 - That's okay.
24:08 Don't look down at your leg.
24:11 - Oh, it'll be a battle, all right.
24:25 - You don't think Margaret wants revenge
24:27 for that butt-whipping they got served up last year?
24:30 - You know, their coach should have Dautreve
24:31 give 'em their halftime speech.
24:33 I've never seen anything like him.
24:36 - Art like a lion.
24:37 - Old time football.
24:39 Shoot, I thought he was dead when they wheeled him
24:41 off the field, but then just two hours later,
24:43 he was eating a jalapeno cornbread at the Arroyo Diner.
24:47 That man is uptown, no doubt about it.
24:51 (stammering)
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