KWEBBELKOP Reacts To JELLY'S DISSTRACK!

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00:00 Hello everyone, I saw that Jelly and Slowgo reacted to some old disstracks

00:04 So I thought why don't I go and react to these disstracks too?

00:07 Share my thoughts, share my opinions, and share some secrets

00:12 Because oh boy, there are a few things that

00:15 I've never said. It obviously all started with this masterpiece by Jelly.

00:22 Oh man, oh

00:25 *laughs*

00:27 *laughs*

00:29 I mean, I mean this one wasn't bad. This one was shitty.

00:33 Oh, oh!

00:35 Okay, actually it's much better than I remember.

00:40 *music*

00:49 Oh man, good old disstrack times. I mean all we did was we paid a bunch of people

00:55 We said hey, we have this idea of making a disstrack and we got Ghost Riders.

01:01 Yes, you know Drake's Ghost Riders?

01:04 Yeah, well me neither.

01:08 Alright, just paid some guys on Fiverr.

01:11 But their lyrics are pretty good. These guys are talented.

01:15 *music*

01:21 I mean the craziest thing was that, just the disstracks, it was all for entertainment purposes.

01:27 But oh boy, 18 million views on this one. Five years ago?

01:31 This was five years ago, are you kidding me?

01:35 Time's flying by. This is wild.

01:38 Well, Jelly's disstrack was cool, but what about my disstrack?

01:42 And oh boy, it's good. So here we have Weaklings.

01:45 *music*

01:48 Oh yes, I would say the beat's fire. The beat's good.

01:52 You know, it's just royalty free. I think I found it somewhere on YouTube.

01:56 We should just search royalty free disstrack beat. This is how we found it.

02:00 *music*

02:11 I gotta break down these lyrics because they are fire.

02:14 Yes, the mixing and mastering and the engineering wasn't that perfect.

02:18 I have to say, we did this in like a premiere or something like that.

02:23 But the lyrics are fire and they have meaning, okay?

02:28 They have meaning. If you don't know, then you don't know Jelly well enough.

02:33 So let me just break down these, let me go and break down these lyrics.

02:37 "Time to get at this child throwing tantrums, it's gross."

02:41 I mean that's just, you know, Jelly's a child.

02:44 "Watch me spread Jelly thin like Nutella, he toast."

02:48 How deep is that? Because you spread Jelly on your toast.

02:52 Jelly is toast because I'm roasting him and I spread him like Nutella.

02:58 Alright, okay, that's deep. That's fire. That's fire.

03:02 "I've never seen a pussy with three dogs, what a misplacement."

03:06 Jelly has, I think at the time, had three dogs.

03:11 And Jelly's a pussy. And a pussy and three dogs, that's a misplacement.

03:17 You don't place a cat with three dogs. How deep is that?

03:21 Alright, okay. I'm just saying, lyrical ghostwriting genius.

03:27 I mean, I wrote all the lyrics myself.

03:32 *Music*

03:47 Oh, Jelly and Slowco.

03:51 "Trash in the Ozone." I mean, I'm just saying, this song was fire.

03:56 "Diaper change needed, you shitstorm cousin."

04:00 Okay, he's a baby. He's a baby.

04:03 But can we just appreciate how catchy this part of the song is?

04:12 *Music*

04:22 Oh man, how catchy is that?

04:25 I mean, that's by far the catchiest thing I've ever said in my life.

04:29 They are trash in the ozone because they are damaging the planet.

04:35 We're better off without them.

04:38 "I got two weaklings in my crew."

04:40 Which says a lot about me too at the time, because I'm part of my crew.

04:44 It's a joke, right? It's a distract joke.

04:47 But I'd say the depth it goes into is just phenomenal.

04:51 "Two bulls in a public restroom."

04:53 How dirty are the toilets in a public restroom?

04:56 How dirty are they? Have you ever gone to the park?

05:00 Or the beach? Worse.

05:02 You go to the beach and you're like, "I really need to take a shit."

05:06 And you're about to sit down and you look at the bulls, the restroom,

05:10 and you're like, "No way I'm doing this."

05:12 Or even worse, you go bowling and there's all these kids running around

05:15 and you go to the restroom there. That's just...

05:18 Oh man, that's traumatizing.

05:20 Okay. Oh, okay. Now it's the Slowco one.

05:24 The Slowco one's good.

05:26 "Josh be tripping up the money I acquire. Always late."

05:29 Josh was always late. Okay?

05:32 That's what that was about.

05:34 "Sucks at video games. Ugly attire."

05:36 Sucks at video games. Ugly attire.

05:38 I mean, have you seen how this guy dressed at the time?

05:42 I would say his style is pretty good right now.

05:44 "My advice is stay away before your dog becomes a stray."

05:46 My advice is stay away before your dog becomes a stray.

05:50 And what that means is that stay away or I will finish you.

05:57 It's a joke, by the way.

05:59 So your dog becomes a stray.

06:01 That's right. You get it?

06:03 "Think you're smart, but your IQ lower than Brake."

06:06 "Always drag about your English traits. Meet me in the States."

06:09 "For a cup of tea, you don't want to f*** with me."

06:11 Oh, that was good. That was good. That was good.

06:13 "Dapper in luxury. You lazy. I'm Rolls Royce breathing."

06:16 "You have knees as Gucci in a black Prius."

06:18 "I pack a bunch of slap defense."

06:20 I'm Dapper in Luxury. You're leasing because you're too poor to buy.

06:27 That was the roast. Okay?

06:29 I can't say this now because then another 700 channels are going to make videos on me

06:33 that I'm flexing too much or something like that.

06:36 Okay, just watch the amount of flexes. Let's count the amount of flexes.

06:40 "For a cup of tea, you don't want to f*** with me."

06:42 "I'm Dapper in Luxury. You lazy. I'm Rolls Royce breathing."

06:45 "You have knees as Gucci in a black Prius."

06:47 "I pack a bunch of slap defense."

06:49 "Hella Honey's rejected you last week and you're a pyramid."

06:52 Okay, now we go deep. Those three flexes in five seconds.

06:56 Let's watch Green Goblin.

06:59 Ooh.

07:01 Okay, starting off with the opening shot.

07:03 Alright, we rented a Lamborghini.

07:05 I didn't buy it. A lot of people think I own a Lambo.

07:07 I don't, okay?

07:08 This is where the myth of Kwebbelkop being a flexer comes from.

07:12 But this opening shot, we have the kids biking backwards.

07:16 How crazy is that?

07:18 Throne shots, let's go.

07:23 Look at this. That's a full zoom.

07:31 And then I was standing in my apartment dancing while Martijn was in the other building

07:37 with a massive zoom lens.

07:39 And he like zoomed in.

07:41 And then I was dancing and I turned all my lights purple.

07:44 And then I have those art pieces you can see in the background.

07:46 They're still there.

07:48 Oh man, that was fire.

08:11 Okay, there's so many good bits.

08:14 It's just like we couldn't really have that level of quality throughout the entire song.

08:20 But I can imagine if I spent like a month on this song,

08:24 we could make it absolute straight fire.

08:27 By every line being perfect and in a music video like this.

08:40 Oh, oh, oh.

08:44 And then this shot, the final shot.

08:47 Martijn is sitting at the other building, okay?

08:50 No VFX, no nothing.

08:53 Zoom out.

08:55 Look at this.

08:57 He zooms out the lens, okay?

08:59 And the thing was that, that's actually where the shot ends.

09:03 But Martijn was still filming and then we were like,

09:05 "No, no, no, that needs to be the end of the music video."

09:08 How magical is that shot?

09:10 But I hope I gave you some valuable insights.

09:13 Now, if you want me to drop another diss on Jilly and Slogo this time,

09:19 and specifically the 2/3 podcast,

09:22 maybe featuring some familiar faces and familiar names,

09:27 then please drop a like.

09:29 At 100,000 likes, which is an extremely ambitious goal,

09:32 I will drop this diss track.

09:35 And I will go hard on Jilly and Slogo.

09:38 Don't take anything personal.

09:40 Don't seek any hate or any truths in the things that are being said.

09:46 And obviously much love to their families and their dogs,

09:50 and mainly their dogs because I said a lot of things about their dogs.

09:55 They don't speak English anyways.

09:57 100,000 likes. Let's go.

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