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00:00There he has the reflex
00:02Oh no no that's the Cushing Check
00:04Oh, that's the Cushing Check.
00:06Oh the traces
00:08Oh the view will be magnificent, fantastic
00:12Oh no, this will be the moment
00:14The truth, ladies and gentlemen, the moment of truth
00:16Naaaain
00:18Little fool
00:23It was a beautiful
00:26You're cool
00:27They're stressed! It's July, the weather's nice! They're stressed, but it's not true!
00:37Everything's fine! Enjoy this sweet music and the sun that's still up even though it's 8:09 PM!
00:43Headliner, what's the point again? I think we need to film ourselves getting our faces ripped off, right?
00:48Basically we're journalists and we're wandering around a world that's haunted by monsters and we have to make the front page of the newspapers!
00:55Like all good journalists! You have to go to the hot spots to film, you know!
00:59The more you film the monsters, the more danger you put yourself in, well, the more clicks you get, but you see!
01:04I'm going to have nightmares again! No worries!
01:06It's Wednesday on a long, slow descent into hell for Yann!
01:09Oh wait, but sir! But sir!
01:14Okay, I'm Post Malone! You're not Post Malone!
01:16No! He's the liar! It all worked before, you liar!
01:19Oh no, you're not Post Malone! You want me to sing? Prove it to me!
01:22Wait! Yann's here! Gentlemen! Hello! Yann! Yes!
01:25He saved me! Okay, right there, uh, there's Post Malone with us, look!
01:28Come on guys! Let's go! Let's go!
01:30Come on, Post Malone! Wait, wait! Post Malone! Post Malone is going to sing a little song for us!
01:34Go ahead! Yes!
01:36Yes! It's a song but I love it all!
01:40A tough blow for Guillaume!
01:42Okay, grab your camera, guys! The mission is simple!
01:44We're going to have to...
01:46Taking pictures of monsters! Okay? We want to make headlines!
01:49The more monsters we take pictures of, the better!
01:51And one of us gets our ass kicked by a monster in the picture!
01:53The better we are, the better!
01:55Yeah, I have a little idea who... Yeah, well, anyway, yeah!
01:57Okay, here we go! I don't understand!
01:58I know I'm the one who's going to get hurt! I know it!
02:00Not at all! But what's with this character, putting himself in victim mode right away? Where are we now?
02:04That works !
02:05Come on! And we're definitely going to send him to Godzilla's feet! Let's go!
02:08So! Target 1500! Danger level not great!
02:12Go go go go!
02:14Go go man! Let's go guys!
02:16Ladies and gentlemen, we are here at the crime scene!
02:20The aliens just appeared! Let's go watch the aliens!
02:25There! There you can see the people! People are really upset here! The aliens are very upset! See!
02:30There's an alien next to me!
02:33But that was...
02:35But it's not an alien!
02:37But he's just a normal person, bro! Who was scared!
02:39Absolutely! And then we will continue our visit!
02:42More aliens are on the left! We can see them! They're running very, very fast, at a speed that's absolutely not human!
02:46Yeah, right! That's bad journalism! Because that's fake news!
02:51We're going to Panorama City Hall! Okay, yeah! Mall! Mall! City Mall! Okay!
02:55Uh guys, I'm going to buy myself a new shoe and then we'll go to Sydney Mall!
03:00Ah!
03:01There are aliens! Indeed! There is an alien!
03:03Let's see the intimate aliens! Ah, that's an alien!
03:05The aliens are next to me! Oh yeah!
03:09Oh I have the photo of the century! Oh I have the photo of the century!
03:12Did you get a bit of it when you got some?
03:14I'm trying, Jeeria! Ah, I have a first aid kit! I have a first aid kit!
03:16I have a first aid kit!
03:18Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait..
03:27Wait wait wait wait wait wait... Come here!
03:28B Kristin so much move by move by move by move by Medium!
03:29Ah superb! Oh yes, magnificent!
03:30But it's mine? Yes! But you can't... you can't put it back?
03:33But you slapped him with your arm in your other strand
03:36Look with your eyes there here, with your eyes
03:37Go ahead, I'll take your picture.
03:38Oh yeah
03:39Ah superb
03:41Stunning
03:43Let's go
03:44Okay, let's find another alien.
03:46Ok
03:46Come on fight night let's go
03:48SO ?
03:49What's here?
03:51Wait, I'll take my camera anyway.
03:52But it's not at all
03:52Indeed, look, indeed
03:54Are you ready?
03:56Get ready for the shots, eh?
03:57Yeah
03:58Great
04:00Gorgeous
04:00Not bad
04:01Not bad
04:01Wait, I have a flash
04:13Oh no
04:15I picked up a camera with a flash
04:19SO ?
04:22Is anyone there?
04:24I feel like I'm underwater
04:25Oh fuck, yeah
04:29Nickel
04:31Only $47 but it stinks
04:33Well, there's some kombucha here.
04:36It's not possible, there aren't any anywhere.
04:37Oh, over here, I think there's a problem in the cinema.
04:40Oh yeah
04:40Oh yeah
04:41Ok don't move
04:42Gorgeous
04:43Oh
04:43Go on the flames
04:44Go on the flames
04:45Sue he is handsome
04:45Uh guys I have more pictures I'm at 1276
04:49Uh, I'm at about $1099.
04:53Well, I think it's a cumulative effect, no, for all of us there.
04:55I'm 147 guys.
04:56No, but you, what did you give back?
04:57Oh here here here here here
04:59Yann!
05:00I got it, I got the shot
05:03Oh yes because it's the same there
05:05Hey guys, I don't know, but there's time. We have 3 minutes 40 seconds left, actually.
05:08But yes it is here
05:09Yann the cliché of Yann
05:10Take it in a goatee
05:12This story will fall back on Yann
05:15Yann, is everything okay?
05:16We actually took too many pictures.
05:17Now I can't take any more
05:18Guys, I don't see anything about his grandmother.
05:20There is a mine here there is a mine
05:21Don't take the picture
05:23Don't take the picture
05:24Go on, step on it, Yann
05:25Go on, step on it, we'll take a picture.
05:27Yeah you're ready it's really for the money
05:28Go ahead
05:29Well, I'm backing off.
05:30I step back
05:30I step back
05:31I don't look, eh?
05:32I don't look
05:33No look
05:37Well yes, but it's not worth it.
05:40It's not worth it
05:42Yann is dead here we can see here indeed that Yann is dead
05:45Uh I have no more cliché I have no more cliché
05:47Come on, let's go back to base, let's go back to base
05:48I am sad that Yann has died and that the prophecy is fulfilled.
05:53That is to say that he
05:53Yeah but yes but $2600 my friend
05:56Oh yeah fuck
05:58Ok I'll bring Yann back so we're good
06:01Wait there are werewolves
06:03Oh fuck
06:04Ah, you still have some pictures, he takes pictures
06:07Look who's here, it's dad.
06:14But help me you fucking fnp
06:18No, no.
06:20Shit bag
06:23No, but that's not true.
06:24Ah but he's dead
06:25He was attacked by 3 wolves and he didn't reach the helicopter
06:28No, but that's not true.
06:30Don't get mad guys, we're all dead.
06:32It doesn't matter
06:32I actually tanked the whole game.
06:34Tom has my photos
06:35Is there a picture of me or not?
06:36Oh how bad she is
06:38She is noisy
06:40Ah, that's Vienna.
06:41This is Vienna
06:42Yeah but that's me in the picture
06:44Gabriel Pro PGM
06:45The crazy photo
06:46The crazy photo
06:47Gabriel Pro PGM
06:49It's milliseconds before you die
06:51That's it, that's just a fact.
06:51Ah there I am dead
06:52Gabriel Pro PGM
06:54But it's true that in fact
06:55Actually I apologize
06:57I think you're the best journalist of the three of us.
06:58So
06:59Thank you, thank you, I know I am very trained.
07:01I'm currently on TikTok too
07:02Feel free to follow me
07:02Who's the editor there?
07:04Between you two
07:06It's clearly Loc
07:07It's Loc
07:08Okay, editor-in-chief.
07:10Buy yourself a helmet quickly
07:11Before the other idiot buys a pair
07:13I didn't actually buy anything
07:14But wait, this gun is incredible.
07:17Loc take it at 3008 there
07:18Don't pair it
07:19Okay, but in this case, I mustn't die, guys.
07:21So it's up to you to take action
07:22I have 6 HP
07:246 HP
07:25I hope it will have an effect.
07:30Well, it doesn't matter guys, I'm going to sacrifice myself guys.
07:32I have 6 HP, too bad
07:32You'll have my death on camera
07:34No, but it looks good with the telephoto lens.
07:37When you take it really zooms in
07:38Dude, I have a zoom, man.
07:39He has a 4x zoom bro
07:41He can really be far from the action
07:42And be quiet
07:43Okay guys watch the money shot
07:45If ever there is a mine
07:46We lure the monster to the mine
07:48There's everything that explodes money shot
07:49Boom
07:49Ok
07:50I have a backpack
07:51Oh yeah, it's just that it adds a box for me.
07:53Ok
07:54Ah oh I hear a noise
07:55Guys, $4,000 there, we have to start being good, I'm telling you guys.
07:58$4000 you have to start being really good
08:01Yeah yeah
08:02Yeah, don't do any fall damage, I beg you.
08:03Please don't cause any fall damage.
08:05There is no fall damage, I just tested it.
08:12I see guys we're going to the sirota ban
08:19Banana
08:20If rota ban
08:22Well if you sell some
08:23If rota ban
08:25Well well
08:26I would say that sir is a gourmand
08:28Yeah
08:29What can it be you mean because what can it know
08:36I mean it has no conscience
08:38Go on, go back in
08:38Go home
08:39Go home
08:40Go home
08:40Guys, we didn't take a flashlight, we're so stupid.
08:42I'm in sniper mode.
08:43Ah, but your helmet is a flashlight, right?
08:45But if you worry my lamp is
08:47I don't see anything guys
08:49Do you have a headlamp?
08:51I see a zombie I see a zombie
08:52He is coming
08:52Yeah photo
08:54It would be necessary that no no no no
08:55We should put him in a situation
08:57To have a better
08:58Ok get ready
08:593
09:002
09:001
09:01Let's go
09:01Come on
09:02Oh I think that one is pretty good.
09:06600
09:07600
09:08800
09:08874
09:09874
09:10Guys, I wouldn't be dead in real life.
09:12There's another one inside there.
09:14Oh it's a kind of
09:15So not a spider
09:16An octopus
09:17An octopus there
09:18Go on, go on
09:21Go ahead, go with it
09:22I will swing the body
09:23Very well done
09:24Very very well played
09:25Wait
09:26It's good, run away, it's not worth it
09:28I wanted to set off a firework display
09:30Gorgeous
09:31Gorgeous
09:32For the photo
09:33For the photo
09:35Gorgeous
09:37You're alive, you're alive or not
09:39Because I'm at 2300 there.
09:40I hope the photo was good with the fireworks
09:42It will take a variety of alien
09:44Oh not bad
09:44Both in the same field
09:45Maybe that can play a role.
09:46With the corpses
09:47Yes, not bad.
09:48Not bad
09:48Yes, that's not bad.
09:49So
09:50Awesome
09:50Ok it's very bright
09:51Not bad
09:52Not bad
09:52Not bad
09:52I think it's not enough
09:54We're going to bet on the fact that things are happening outside
09:56That's not bad
10:01That's not bad
10:02A little variety here with Godzilla
10:04Double monster in the cape
10:05Gorgeous
10:06Gorgeous
10:06She is beautiful
10:07There he has the reflex
10:08With the civilian this time
10:09Oh this is crazy
10:10Oh the body shot baby
10:12Oh that's the cushion check
10:13The traces
10:15We'll try to climb this ladder to get a better view.
10:17In
10:18Oh the view will be magnificent
10:20Fantastic
10:21No, he's going to die.
10:23No, he's going to die this time.
10:24Oh, he wouldn't stop going down.
10:26Oh no
10:26It's going to be the moment
10:27The truth is, ladies and gentlemen.
10:29The moment of truth
10:30Skyl Newt will succeed
10:31The potato
10:32No
10:33He just had to press them
10:38No but
10:40No, he just had to press them, bro.
10:43You're at the foot of the helicopter
10:43Asshole
10:44I really didn't laugh personally.
10:46No
10:47Oh, I didn't laugh.
10:49I am really disappointed
10:50And I'm going to lose my press license
10:53We'll give him another chance.
10:55Ah but you know that if you press R
10:56You can take selfies, man.
10:57Oh yes, we can take selfies.
10:59More points
10:59But yes I am on that
11:00More points
11:00Oh so good
11:01And what's more, you can see me moving.
11:02But it's sure that it's more than
11:03Hey guys guys
11:04Okay guys
11:05My artistic direction now
11:06It's going to be selfies
11:07Okay I'll tell you
11:08Damn, he's in trouble counting
11:10He just had to press them
11:12Miserable
11:12I am the best journalist there is.
11:15Pitiful
11:16Hey everyone
11:18Welcome
11:19We arrive at the urbex
11:20No, but you zoom in with your camera.
11:23And you have a flashlight
11:23Yeah but wait
11:24Do you have the device or did we lose it?
11:26Oh well we lost him man
11:28No
11:29No
11:30This is unacceptable.
11:32It's enough to break a man.
11:33Well guys
11:34We're going to go into the bank there.
11:35It's going to be really great
11:36I tried to make some great plans for you.
11:38And then don't forget
11:3910% off with Kodian at Oli
11:40Come on go
11:41Hop there surprise
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12:14It's over, quietly
12:15Go ahead
12:18I took an amazing photo
12:22Help me, help me, help me, help me, help me
12:24I'm dying, help me, help me
12:26I helped you, I helped you
12:27Ok, I'm going to attract an alien to the mine
12:29But that's because I'm a very, very great photographer.
12:32You arrive, you are the boss
12:33He's here, come on
12:35He follows you, he follows you, you took the agro
12:37Ok
12:40Help me, Mom, I played with fire
12:42I'm sorry, I helped you, take my camera
12:44Do you want to?
12:47I am envious, I have 5 HP
12:48Okay, wait, there's another alien, there's another alien there
12:50Go ahead, open the door, open the door
12:52Okay, no
12:54There are two, I think, there are two
12:55There's two of them, man, there's two of them, go ahead, go ahead, open the door
12:57This was my last shot
13:03He has to take my camera
13:11He has to get out
13:12There's Godzilla, he forgot, I'm sure of it
13:13No, I can't believe it
13:16I can't believe it
13:19But no, but he has to go
13:21He doesn't want to, bro
13:23It's burning too much there
13:25He's not going away
13:27Oh, the cliché
13:27Oh my, he's gorgeous
13:28Gorgeous
13:30It's 1500 balls
13:32It's mine
13:33He didn't do your technique, you see.
13:35No, no, he's going to give us the editorial staff another laugh.
13:37No
13:37I think it's good
13:40I think it's good
13:40I think it's good
13:41But no, he never has time
13:42Look, he's going to be Godzilla's, bro.
13:43I think we closed a camper
13:55Oh, he's going to have a battle
14:06Oh no
14:07Oh no, no, no, no, no
14:09Fuck
14:12Fuck
14:13Fuck
14:13There is a bird of shit
14:18There is a bird that is caught
14:21Damn guys
14:25Yeah, I think it's the end of journalism for us.
14:29Oh shit
14:30We were good, but not at that.
14:31Nobody, I got a job offer from raw
14:35I will bounce back
14:37as it should be
14:37strength to you man
14:38it was ciao
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