00:00This story takes place in 2013, at the time, I still had hair, just to let you know, I had just come back from Vietnam and at that point in my life, I didn't really know what I wanted to do, either be a robber or a YouTuber, so one evening, while my wife was sleeping, I woke her up and said, go ahead, you know what, forget about the robbery plans and everything, I have an idea, I know exactly what I'm going to do with my life, quote, to which she replied, that's great, but wake me up one more time and I'll, you up.
00:26So I left her alone. The next morning, we went shopping. We got to the checkout after having paid the refused payment. My wife looked at me, I looked at her, and she said, are you okay, are you okay, quote, I said, yeah, Handa, and you, she says to me, what did you do last night, you know what happened after you woke me up, quote, I say, oh, I bought a PC, what, I say, no, I just bought a PC, what, uh, I say, a PC, but you have it, but how much did you pay for this PC, 1500 what, how much,
00:561500 euros, 1500 what, wait, you mean 1500 francs, 1500 dinars, 1500 dirhams, 1500 euro, are you sick or something, to which I replied.
01:08Yes, she didn't understand at the time, you see.
01:17But I said, don't worry, I'm not stupid, I paid for it in installments.
01:21She said to me, well, well, I said, hello, salam al-koum, and then they said no, there are no salam al-koums here, there are only hellos and hellos with interest.
01:37It was the bank.
01:38I said, what's going on, sir banker?
01:40He said to me, well, you're overdrawn.
01:42I said no, but that's okay, I'm used to it.
01:44No, but now you're overdrawn by minus 1000 euros and you're even listed with the bank of France.
01:49I said my Allah, even the bank of France, they know me.
01:53It's crazy.
01:54At that time, I didn't know that I was just listed.
01:56I was also listed and I had to tell my wife.
01:59So, you know, I'm not stupid.
02:02Honey, I have a surprise to tell you.
02:05Do you remember when you told me yes, you'll never accomplish anything exceptional and all that?
02:11Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm, well, we're down to minus 1000 euros.
02:16Oh yeah, you do you know many people like that?
02:18Well of course, I'm exceptionally, I'm exceptionally poor.
02:22Huh, hear your big mouth there.
02:24Hum, I am the legend of the CE.
02:27To which she replied.
02:29She said, oh yeah, that, parlieb.
02:31He said, yes, I did the update during the night.
02:33Quote, you really pissed me off, how you really pissed me off.
02:35I said, oh yeah, calm down, calm down a little bit.
02:37You see, I'm worrying you, I have the solution.
02:40We're down to 1000 euros, but you see, I, I can find ways to make money.
02:44Quote, she said, well, go ahead, I'll look around for you.
02:47We lived in an apartment.
02:48It's a, it's a big word.
02:51What?
02:51It was a 20 square meter living room.
02:54There were two sofa beds.
02:56The apartment was living room, hair salon, massage parlor, a, dorm room, bathroom, kitchen,
03:03gaming group, a, guest room, enemy room.
03:07It was everything at the same time.
03:08I could live and take out the trash at the same time.
03:11It was incredible.
03:12It was so cool.
03:13You see, those are real advantages, you see.
03:16And so I look around me.
03:17I see that there are two click clacks.
03:18One of them costs 40 bucks and the other one costs 50 bucks.
03:21I say, no, that's not going to work.
03:23And then I see the PlayStation.
03:25At the time there was the PlayStation 3 that had just come out with the new uncharted bundle.
03:29Ah, it was a new thing for 600 bucks.
03:32I bought it for 600 bucks.
03:33How did I buy it?
03:34I run fast.
03:35That's all.
03:36And so I say, you know what, I'm going to sacrifice you.
03:39Oh yeah, like in Kalanta, I put out his torch and everything.
03:42I went to easy cash.
03:44Very good decision.
03:45Oh yeah, really good.
03:46The guy who takes the PlayStation, he says to me, why am I sending it to you?
03:50Why am I selling it?
03:51What do you think it is?
03:52Is it to replace it with a switch?
03:54Quote, I didn't think about it because I'm in H.
03:56I didn't say that.
03:56I don't mean because I'm in H.
03:58I said, well, that's it.
03:59I've finished the game.
04:00That's it.
04:01I'm fed up.
04:01I bought the PlayStation two days ago.
04:04It was still there with the receipt and everything.
04:06600 bucks.
04:07How much do you think he took it back for?
04:09200 euros.
04:10There you go.
04:11He went to do some calculations.
04:12Yeah.
04:13Wait.
04:13Oh, look.
04:14I'm going to base it on.
04:15What are you going to base it on?
04:16You lie.
04:16Are you basing it on nothing at all?
04:18You're basing it on people's opinions.
04:19Well, take it easy.
04:20I needed the money.
04:21I couldn't do it.
04:22I couldn't be picky.
04:23I said, give me what you have or salaam al-kum.
04:26Quote, okay.
04:26200 bucks.
04:271000 minus 200 is 800.
04:29I'm good at math.
04:30I'm not stupid.
04:31I may be stupid, but I'm not stupid.
04:33So that leaves 800 bucks.
04:35And 800 bucks was exactly the amount we paid for our car.
04:39A magnificent Peugeot 205 Ria from 1988.
04:44Yeah.
04:44It was built before the Berlin Wall even fell.
04:47She was older than me because she said, okay, okay.
04:50We have to sacrifice it.
04:52Quote, my wife told me, no, it's dead.
04:54I said, but we have to sacrifice it anyway.
04:56No, it's dead.
04:57We have to sacrifice it.
04:58I sacrificed it.
04:59So, I sold it for 800 bucks.
05:01So 800 plus 200, the numbers are correct.
05:03But the problem is that when you have 1000 plus 1000, it's zero.
05:07It's zero.
05:08Well, you're neither more nor less, but you're zero.
05:11Mashed potatoes.
05:12Oh, my, my.
05:14And so the PC, because you forgot the PC, I bought it, you see, in three installments for
05:191,500 euros in three installments.
05:22I received it.
05:23I was happy.
05:23I thought I was crazy.
05:25I installed it.
05:25Everything was fine.
05:27I opened the PC.
05:28I said to myself, hey, there's one missing.
05:30Graphics card.
05:31There was already a graphics card, but in my head, like Jeff Bezos or Bill Gates, I was
05:35saying, oh no, Beckett, there's a graphics card missing.
05:38What do I do?
05:39Hamar.
05:40I'm buying another graphics card in three installments.
05:43You know the technique.
05:45It's better to be a little poor in several installments than really poor in one go.
05:49That's the slogan of this video.
05:51And so I received the new graphics card and I thought, why pay someone who's an expert,
05:56a professional, who could install it for me when I could easily screw up my PC myself?
06:03That's exactly what I did.
06:05I took the graphics card.
06:06I installed it myself.
06:07I pressed the button.
06:09It was perfect.
06:10Then it was really perfect.
06:12I was on the verge of divorce.
06:14Really on the verge of divorce.
06:16Holy.
06:17Luckily, I got the insurance, the warranty, and they replaced everything.
06:21Alhamdulillah.
06:22But otherwise, I was really in deep.
06:24So yes, it's true.
06:25I did something stupid but I own up to it.
06:27I sold a Peugeot to make videos.
06:29There you go.
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