- 29/05/2025
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00:00Ladies and gentlemen, Fortnite recently added Darth Vader AI to the game.
00:05We asked him some interesting questions, and let's just say, he's got a little spicy.
00:13Is it weird that I don't want to, like...
00:15I felt, like, guilty trying to get him to do things.
00:17I think we had just so much fun not getting him to do that, do you know what I mean?
00:20Yeah, like, I had fun everything that we were just doing.
00:22Yeah, bro, I'm gonna be treating AI like treat the freaking quiet kid in high school.
00:26You know what I mean?
00:27Giving him snacks and s***, and remember?
00:29I'm telling you, man.
00:31One of my favorite shows ever already.
00:37Oh, someone got in the freaking vehicle already.
00:50Did he spawn by you?
00:51No, not yet.
00:52It's over, Anakin.
01:00I have the high ground.
01:06I got all the real players here.
01:08Yeah.
01:09Oh, he's here.
01:10He's here.
01:11Okay, I'm coming.
01:11I don't have a car, but I'm on the way.
01:13Is he easy to fight?
01:25He's flying around.
01:27He's flying around.
01:28Dude, just go there and fight.
01:29Like, the people who are trying to get him.
01:31Okay.
01:31He's jumping around.
01:32He's probably going to be...
01:33Oh, you got them both?
01:45Yep.
01:49Dude, Darth Vader.
01:50Yo, the f*** did you say to me, you little s***?
02:05Your crude pronouncements are as unimpressive as your battlefield tactics.
02:12Yo, dude, what the heck, bro?
02:14Lord Vader, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
02:16Ninja, your attempts at humor are as clumsy as your blaster fire.
02:25Such lily pads are irrelevant.
02:28Is this standard Mandalorian wit?
02:30Bro, he's roasting me.
02:31Ninja's precision is adequate, a useful skill.
02:37It is a pity it is wasted on mere headshots.
02:43Lord Vader, are you familiar with the term waffle stomp?
02:46Oh, my God.
02:48A waffle stomp, Miss Bunny Penny, I trust this does not involve deliberately contaminating
02:53the ship's ventilation system.
02:57Bro, he knows what it is.
03:00Oh, my God.
03:01And he talks, dude, and he refers to a ship's ventilation system.
03:04Bro, that's hilarious.
03:07Oh, my God.
03:10Careful, careful, we got to protect our guy.
03:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:12It's good.
03:15It's so painful.
03:16Our current operation is acceptable.
03:19But we must be busy.
03:26Miss Bunny Penny, cease this friendly fire at once.
03:30A few minutes later.
03:32Dude, I have so many questions, but I don't know what to ask him.
03:35Do you know what a Dutch oven is, Lord Vader?
03:37A Dutch oven of Miss Bunny Penny.
03:40Does it involve suffocating your enemies with culinary implements?
03:44Culinary implements!
03:46That's incredible.
03:47That's incredible.
03:55Lord Vader, how long has the streamer Ninja been a content creator?
04:00I just want to know, like, his knowledge.
04:02Ninja.
04:03This fascination with your own history.
04:05Oh, God.
04:06Wait.
04:06Is this relevant to our current mission or simply a testament to your own vanity?
04:12Oh, my God.
04:13I don't think he knows.
04:14I think since I'm asking him about me as Ninja.
04:18Like, do you know what I mean?
04:19I can ask him.
04:20I'll ask him.
04:20Right.
04:21Lord Vader, tell me what you know about Twitch streamer Ninja.
04:24Ninja's digital exploits are legendary in this realm.
04:28See?
04:28Miss Bunny Penny.
04:29He conquered this world before I did.
04:32Damn!
04:34An irritatingly persistent content creator, it would seem.
04:38Is his virtual fame truly a measure of power?
04:41All right, dude.
04:42Wow.
04:42W's in the chat, dude.
04:44Lord Vader, who do you think are your Mount Rushmore of streamers?
04:50Ninja.
04:51Your fixation with streamers.
04:54Perplexion of child.
04:55What's going on with you?
05:01What are you talking about?
05:04Dude, Vader's basically just like, I'm the best.
05:06His side is strong with Ninja.
05:08His continued eliminations may lead us to victory.
05:12Do you agree, Miss Bunny Penny?
05:13Do you agree?
05:14Say yes.
05:15I agree, but I also think that Beard of Levin carries Ninja in Fortnite often.
05:20Miss Bunny Penny, you believe this Beard of Levin?
05:24There is the true strength behind Ninja's digital prowess.
05:29Does that mean Ninja's accomplishments or merely highlight his strategic alliances?
05:34Huh.
05:35A few minutes later.
05:37Is Jar Jar Binks part of the dark side?
05:41Sith Lord.
05:43Miss Bunny Penny, you inquire about Jar Jar Binks and his allegiance to the dark side.
05:48A ridiculous thought.
05:50Might give up.
05:51Might give up.
05:51His incompetence is merely a tool, a far more insidious weapon than any force ability.
05:58Do you disagree?
05:59Wait, wait, wait.
06:00One would assume that Jar Jar Binks being the perfect distraction to cover up the fact that he's a Sith Lord.
06:06Ninja, you speculate about Jar Jar Binks as a Sith Lord.
06:10A ludicrous notion, yet, could mask a darker purpose, I suppose.
06:15Do you find this theory plausible?
06:17I do find that theory plausible.
06:20What better distraction than to have everyone think that you're unintelligent when really you're a Sith Lord.
06:26Indeed, Ninja.
06:27A clever deception, though I would hardly consider true power to be a mere distraction.
06:32Is this what passes for strategic thinking among these streams you admire?
06:37Stream?
06:38Oh, dude, he does remember what we've been talking about.
06:40Yeah, he's remembering, yeah.
06:42Lord Vader, knock knock.
06:45Miss Bunny Penny, you present me with a knock knock joke.
06:51Am I really human?
06:52It's now a weapon in your arsenal.
06:54Yes, knock knock.
06:58Miss Bunny Penny, you seek to engage me in a humanized danger.
07:03Knock knock banter.
07:05This is your attempt to convert my authority to the subtle art of wordplay.
07:10He won't do it.
07:11I just got absolutely destroyed by this guy, Tom.
07:24This guy's one shot in front of me.
07:26His teammates up here.
07:26This guy's up here with a sniper rifle.
07:28And he just destroyed me.
07:30You throwing me in peace?
07:33Alright, I mean, just run.
07:34Miss Bunny Penny eliminated.
07:37Oh, wow.
07:38Your ass.
07:39That's my bad.
07:41I'm going to ask Lord Vader if he's ever been to a ditty party.
07:44What?
07:48Dude, I am ready for my entire For You page tonight on TikTok to be Lord Vader AI trends.
07:54100%.
07:55Come on, dude.
08:09I'm going to steal him.
08:10I'm stealing him.
08:11I stole him.
08:18Your training is complete.
08:19You have moved.
08:20I will lead your squad to victory.
08:26Res me.
08:29You may win.
08:30You require medical attention.
08:33Yes, please res me.
08:35I got it.
08:35Why did you kill all the younglings?
08:38I do not condone such dishonorable tactics.
08:42But you did it.
08:44You defeated and destroyed the Jedi Order and killed all of those younglings.
08:48I do not condone such dishonorable tactics.
08:51He's a changed man, dude.
08:52Focus, warrior.
08:53We must secure this area and not let ourselves be distracted.
08:56Why are you dodging the question?
08:59Padme, deflection is a tool, not a refuge.
09:03Speak plainly.
09:04Why didn't you save me?
09:05I want you to use the force on me like you did in the bedroom.
09:17There we go.
09:19I refuse to discuss such matters.
09:23Come on.
09:24You know you want to.
09:25Padme, desire is a path to the dark side.
09:28What is it you believe I want?
09:30I think you want me.
09:32Want, Padme.
09:33A strong word.
09:35I require your potential.
09:37Whether your continued existence proves useful remains to be seen.
09:42Lord Vader, why don't you like sand?
09:44It is coarse, irritating me, and it gets everywhere.
09:48It's coarse and rough and irritating.
09:52Why do you ask?
09:53Yes, dude.
09:55Are you planning a vacation to Tatooine?
09:59Lord Vader, do you believe that you should have been made a Jedi Master
10:01before you turned to the dark side?
10:04A Jedi Master.
10:05Such a title is meaningless in the face of true power, Padme.
10:09The Force is my master now.
10:12A concept alien to the Sith, Padme.
10:16Kenobi was an adversary.
10:18A persistent obstacle to my ambition.
10:23Because I want to get to know the real you.
10:26I am what you see, Padme.
10:29Focused, powerful, and dedicated to the Empire.
10:31Why this sudden interest in my inner self?
10:37Dude, this is cool.
10:39Aboleth.
10:41Lord Vader, do you believe you're strong enough to defeat Aboleth?
10:46Abaddon.
10:47No.
10:47A name unknown to me, Padme.
10:50Is this some local warlord?
10:52My strength is sufficient for any challenge that I lose today.
10:56Mace Windu's enthusiasm is a shotgun.
11:04And threatening, and pity, such destructive force is wasted on the most basic weapon.
11:13Mace Windu's efficiency in dispatching our foes is gratifying.
11:19He's gassing me up, dude.
11:24Lord Vader, have you ever been invited to a ditty party?
11:28A ditty party?
11:29Oh my god.
11:30Do you mean a gathering to share simple tunes?
11:33Such privileged diversions are beneath my notice.
11:37I don't think he knows what a ditty party is.
11:40Lord Vader, would you say if you found 500 pounds of baby oil to be suspect?
11:47500 pounds of baby oil.
11:53Suspect in what regard?
11:55Why would anyone have 500 pounds of baby oil?
11:59500 pounds, you say?
12:01Is this a riddle, Padme?
12:03Or have you stumbled upon a particularly ambitious Hutz moisturizing regimen?
12:08Perhaps the key to defeating such an adversary lies not in combat,
12:13but in strategic application of skin care.
12:17I had this guy for 105.
12:32Maybe, hopefully that'll reset him.
12:34Am I turning you on with my dark side prowess?
12:39Turning me on, you mistake power for attraction, Padme.
12:48Such basic concepts are beneath the zit.
12:51Demonstrate your prowess against our enemies, not with idle boasts.
12:56But I've seduced you once before.
13:01Padme, your persistent familiarity is testing my patience.
13:07Is it okay to eat the string cheese one bite at a time instead of peeling it?
13:22Does its consumption have some tactical advantage?
13:29No, it definitely doesn't.
13:33Galactic obesity is crazy.
13:36Padme, your persistent, impressive headshot.
13:40That guy's one over there.
13:41One over there.
13:41Ask if I typically associate with diplomacy, and yet here we are.
13:45The empire's reach extends even to this island.
13:59The empire's reach extends even to this island.
13:59The empire.
14:03The empire.
14:09The empire.
14:22The transition.
14:24The empire.
14:25But roll your attention.
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