Weekly Reel: Spider-Man and Jumanji
- 7 years ago
Hey, welcome to the Weekly Reel. The place we tell you about the movies you’ll hopefully pay to see but you’ll probably stream for free.
This week it’s all about a web-shooting teenager in Spider Man.
Plus a sneak peak at Jumanji, starring Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart.
SPIDERMAN:
Warning, a masked high school boy is swinging around the city shooting his web all over everything…
Sounds really bad, doesn’t it?
[00;19 Sup guys? Wait a minute, you guys aren’t the real Avengers, I can tell… Hulk gives it away. Whoa that was awesome.]
Yup, Peter Parker aka Spider Man is back to being a teenager in Spiderman Homecoming… Where Spider Man is literally looking for a date, to homecoming.
And a night out with Tony Stark…
[I get to keep the suit? TS: Of course, doesn’t fit me. Just don’t do anything I would do. And definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. There’s a little grey area in there and that’s where you operate.]
But typical high schoolers just want to break the rules, don’t they?
[00;53 You guys are losers…]
Nuh uh, would a loser save everyone on the Staten Island Ferry?
Would they fight a bad guy named The Vulture played by Birdman’s Michael Keaton?
Would they fly around with Ironman? Or pull a plane away from destroying the city? No.
[But this does not mean you’re an Avenger, incase you were wondering.]
Pff, whatever man... At least he doesn’t have curfew.
Take our advice: This is the sixth Spider Man movie since 2002… See it, don’t see it, it doesn’t matter. He’s never going to be exterminated.
JUMANJI
So it’s been a little more than 20 years since the first Jumanji film… and look what we got with all that wait.
Yep, four highschoolers are set in a brand new adventure that involves chases—
High flying action—
And a bunch of really pithy one liners that we kind of expected.
But here’s what you need to know.
The Rock is back to save the day.
Kevin Hart is doing what he’s known for…
And Jack Black is, well, acting like Jack Black.
But if you’re looking for a movie that doesn’t take itself too seriously this might be the flick for you.
Just remember, it’s not a reboot or a remake.
It’s sequel to the original.
But it probably won’t go down as a classic.
This week it’s all about a web-shooting teenager in Spider Man.
Plus a sneak peak at Jumanji, starring Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart.
SPIDERMAN:
Warning, a masked high school boy is swinging around the city shooting his web all over everything…
Sounds really bad, doesn’t it?
[00;19 Sup guys? Wait a minute, you guys aren’t the real Avengers, I can tell… Hulk gives it away. Whoa that was awesome.]
Yup, Peter Parker aka Spider Man is back to being a teenager in Spiderman Homecoming… Where Spider Man is literally looking for a date, to homecoming.
And a night out with Tony Stark…
[I get to keep the suit? TS: Of course, doesn’t fit me. Just don’t do anything I would do. And definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. There’s a little grey area in there and that’s where you operate.]
But typical high schoolers just want to break the rules, don’t they?
[00;53 You guys are losers…]
Nuh uh, would a loser save everyone on the Staten Island Ferry?
Would they fight a bad guy named The Vulture played by Birdman’s Michael Keaton?
Would they fly around with Ironman? Or pull a plane away from destroying the city? No.
[But this does not mean you’re an Avenger, incase you were wondering.]
Pff, whatever man... At least he doesn’t have curfew.
Take our advice: This is the sixth Spider Man movie since 2002… See it, don’t see it, it doesn’t matter. He’s never going to be exterminated.
JUMANJI
So it’s been a little more than 20 years since the first Jumanji film… and look what we got with all that wait.
Yep, four highschoolers are set in a brand new adventure that involves chases—
High flying action—
And a bunch of really pithy one liners that we kind of expected.
But here’s what you need to know.
The Rock is back to save the day.
Kevin Hart is doing what he’s known for…
And Jack Black is, well, acting like Jack Black.
But if you’re looking for a movie that doesn’t take itself too seriously this might be the flick for you.
Just remember, it’s not a reboot or a remake.
It’s sequel to the original.
But it probably won’t go down as a classic.